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(Examiner) Video Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz release viral video to promote their upcoming "Knight and Day". Because they know what the people want, it features Cruise getting drop-kicked over a table   (examiner.com) divider line 36
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5229 clicks; posted to Video » on 15 May 2010 at 7:10 AM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-05-14 06:47:22 PM  
////what a shame Tommy was really drop kicked!1 Maybe it would knock some sense into his head!
 
2010-05-14 11:09:32 PM  
I have to say they are right. The headline alone made me laugh. I don't even have to click the link. I'm done here. The image in my head is satisfying.
 
2010-05-15 07:03:36 AM  
At least he was a good sport about it
 
2010-05-15 07:15:40 AM  
Fake.
 
2010-05-15 07:19:49 AM  
Shenanigans.
 
2010-05-15 07:26:23 AM  
Meh. Cameron Diaz should do more dancing only in her underpants.
 
2010-05-15 07:27:25 AM  
Hetfield: Fake.

Ya think. Really?

Really?

A video made to promote an upcoming film is fake?

No.

It...it just can't be.

You have destroyed my reality.

For serious.

Really? Fake? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 
2010-05-15 07:34:22 AM  
I watched their little video, and game them a unique hit, let them get their hopes up that I will watch the movie to, cus I won't. Nyah!
 
2010-05-15 07:47:50 AM  
INeedAName: I watched their little video, and game them a unique hit, let them get their hopes up that I will watch the movie to, cus I won't. Nyah!

Paper route done already? Go clean your room.
 
2010-05-15 08:54:41 AM  
galactus5000: Hetfield: Fake.

Ya think. Really?

Really?

A video made to promote an upcoming film is fake?

No.

It...it just can't be.

You have destroyed my reality.

For serious.

Really? Fake? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Look how the Farker flew into the table!

/wires
 
2010-05-15 09:10:56 AM  
galactus5000: Hetfield: Fake.

Ya think. Really?

Really?

A video made to promote an upcoming film is fake?

No.

It...it just can't be.

You have destroyed my reality.

For serious.

Really? Fake? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2010-05-15 09:31:32 AM  
That was clearly a side kick. Kick identification FAIL subby.
 
2010-05-15 09:50:15 AM  
Where did all the literate people of fark go?
 
2010-05-15 09:53:06 AM  
Did Hollywood decide not to have a summer this year?
 
2010-05-15 10:06:59 AM  
Gay.
 
2010-05-15 10:27:39 AM  
Straight.
 
2010-05-15 10:33:24 AM  
Gay.
 
2010-05-15 10:54:13 AM  
fake and gay
 
2010-05-15 11:04:06 AM  
THIS IS A DROP KICK, SUBBY.
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-15 11:08:03 AM  
I know I shouldn't, but I actually want to see this movie.
 
2010-05-15 11:13:17 AM  
Stickdeath: THIS IS A DROP KICK, SUBBY.

+1000 points for using Final Fight!!
 
2010-05-15 11:20:17 AM  
does this even qualify as a viral video? its just a crap stunt filmed to look viral. and it's just annoying enough to kill any intention i might have had towards seeing this film....
 
2010-05-15 11:28:59 AM  
Link (new window)
 
2010-05-15 11:46:41 AM  
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Link (new window)

LOL

/Tom Cruise is still Gay
 
2010-05-15 12:44:50 PM  
Oh, I get it his name is Knight her name is Dey & they're like the opposite of each other Those Hollywood writers are so clever!!
 
2010-05-15 01:50:06 PM  
i thought it was funny. his pop up after getting kicked is exactly what i do. for some reason when i get really hurt i think the quicker i get up the tougher i look.
 
2010-05-15 02:03:08 PM  
If this movie is anywhere nearly as funny as this video, then damn! This movie will suck too.
 
2010-05-15 02:12:40 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: If this movie is anywhere nearly as funny as this video, then damn! This movie will suck too.

What's sad is that little bit had potential. Would have been much funnier if not for the over-the-top superhero sound effect when she kicked him. If they had him go back with about half the impact, maybe just enough to slide to the end of the table, teeter a little, and then fall over, that would have been comedy gold.

Sadder is the fact that this was their final cut. Anyone watching that should have clearly seen it could have been done much better. People can scribble ideas on a napkin better than most Hollywood scripts and apparently the directors aren't much more talented.
 
2010-05-15 02:18:52 PM  
Scientology
 
2010-05-15 03:23:14 PM  
I can't figure out if that was real or not. anybody?
 
2010-05-15 03:29:05 PM  
Luckily they cut out the part where he walked away from the table in slow motion as it blew up behind him - that would've given the whole thing away.
 
2010-05-15 03:29:14 PM  
fisker: I can't figure out if that was real or not. anybody?

I'm off to Snopes.
 
2010-05-15 05:58:37 PM  
i have chosen to believe it is real because its secretly what everyone wants to do.
 
2010-05-16 06:24:37 AM  
Their is an actor named cruise
Of Whose movie soon debuts
a video just so charming
of a couple really sparring
I think I would just snooze
 
2010-05-17 01:09:06 PM  
not funny, short, definitely crazy, probably gay but always trying to butch up, films suck

/FTL= Tom Cruise
//can fark please make that a tag?
 
2010-05-17 02:32:20 PM  
You mean this is actually going to be a real movie? I saw the previews last month and I was convinced it was an Aprils Fools joke.
 
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