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(Some Guy)   How crossdressers create fake cleavage   ( divider line
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6505 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2001 at 9:20 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-03 09:28:54 AM  
Is this the right tag? *worried*
2001-10-03 09:29:41 AM  
That's a lot of work. The last pic on the second page looks a bit painful. The last pic looks real but crossdressers still can't hide big knuckles or the adams apple. I can spot one easily, unless I've had too many beers.
2001-10-03 09:30:00 AM  
how the farked did this get in here!
2001-10-03 09:30:12 AM  
2001-10-03 09:31:26 AM  
Good one Dido.
2001-10-03 09:32:55 AM  
2001-10-03 09:34:28 AM  
DjArcas: At least it's not under the "Spiffy" tag.
2001-10-03 09:36:21 AM  
This ranks pretty high on the list of things I don't want to know but do. A curse on my curiosity (since I am not a cat, it won't kill me fortunately).
2001-10-03 09:37:13 AM  
Addendum to previous post: I do know now.
2001-10-03 09:44:26 AM  
And we allow these freaks to walk among us why??????
2001-10-03 09:46:14 AM  
I'm still thinking you could do it all with duck tape and a toggle switch...
2001-10-03 09:52:11 AM  
What's with all the gay articles lately?
2001-10-03 09:55:40 AM  
What's with all the homophobes lately?
2001-10-03 09:57:30 AM  
HAW HAW HAW! THAT WAS FUNNY! I spit Mountain Dew out of my nose! HAW HAW HAW!
2001-10-03 09:59:12 AM  
What's with all the homophobephobes lately?
2001-10-03 10:02:06 AM  
seriously, WTF
2001-10-03 10:02:14 AM  
It would be even more funny if you weren't actually drinking
Mountain Dew at the time.

Anyway, who needs tape to do this, just drink loadsa beer
and you too can have a cleavage to drown in.
2001-10-03 10:03:18 AM  
is a distaste for trangenders really homophobia? gays & queens are in different ballparks entirely.
2001-10-03 10:09:26 AM  
2001-10-03 10:10:33 AM  
I think some of that could be useful for women as well...
2001-10-03 10:12:46 AM  
Gives a whole new spectrum to the whole "Playing with yourself" concept...
2001-10-03 10:17:49 AM  
Let me just point something out.
1. The title of this link is NOT vague or misleading.
2. You all went and looked.
2001-10-03 10:20:32 AM  
I bet that flimsy scotch tape would come loose with only a little sweat and movement; not a good idea in a hot and busy night club. Duct tape. If a real guy was doing this, he would have used duct tape.
2001-10-03 10:22:05 AM  
Very very true, Redbull_(UK)
2001-10-03 10:22:22 AM  
Yeah, Grimlock, but imagine yanking the duct tape from your underarms...YOWTCH
2001-10-03 10:27:53 AM  
"It has a ribbed finish to it and is elastic but with pretty good strength."

For his pleasure
2001-10-03 10:44:40 AM  
Ghoulishly-lit photos of some dweeb mashing his titties together. I'm not going to be horny again for a long time.
2001-10-03 10:44:59 AM  
hey, does anyone remember that story about the three trans-gender things/persons, that went into toys-r-us and got beat up?
2001-10-03 10:48:48 AM  
Did anyone else notice that this dude was wearing what looked to be a wedding band? I wonder if that's his wife pictured helping him tape up his man boobies.
2001-10-03 10:55:48 AM  
That's just painful ... and wrong ... and painful ... a freaky ... and painful ....
2001-10-03 10:57:31 AM  
hey, you gotta give him credit...he made himself some cleavage.
2001-10-03 11:02:58 AM  
god save the queen the cross-dressing regime!

the Clash Rules :P
2001-10-03 11:09:38 AM  
"note to self: 1351 farkers followed the link."
2001-10-03 11:09:57 AM  
2001-10-03 11:14:07 AM  
1381 now, that is 30 more in a few short moments. Long live Farking in the middle of the day!
2001-10-03 11:14:41 AM  
Yes Carrionman, but you paraphrased The Sex Pistols.
2001-10-03 11:15:16 AM  
Am I the only person who looked and went, "My, that was terribly interesting." and moved on with my day?
I guess I don't shock easily.
2001-10-03 11:19:38 AM  
Not all crossdressers are gay. My friend dresses like a woman but he has a girlfriend. He just likes being girly, I guess.
2001-10-03 11:30:02 AM  

Hahahaha.. yeah and I bet he likes to kiss men on the lips and masturbate to pictures of naked men too.. but that doesn't make him gay either I guess.
2001-10-03 11:42:11 AM  
Learn something everyday! Pass it on!
2001-10-03 11:48:20 AM  
After he/she creates the cleavage it says:

"Slip into that favorite low cut blouse or jacket and you are set to dazzle."

Excuse me while I vomit...
2001-10-03 11:56:30 AM  
[image from images too old to be available] perhaps?
2001-10-03 11:59:10 AM  
[image from too old to be available] I mean
Frankly it's a small miracle I can even do that. If it does work this time.
2001-10-03 11:59:28 AM  
*sigh* never mind
2001-10-03 12:15:37 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
Assuming it's still funny.
Which it isn't.
2001-10-03 12:31:22 PM  
Whoa, like Cheech said in one of the Cheech and Chong movies, "that is like false advertising man".
2001-10-03 12:39:59 PM  
Perfect. Just what I need to know for my "Catholic School Girl" halloween costume. Excellent timing.
2001-10-03 12:47:08 PM  
I don't get it. Why shave? Just leave the chest hair like normal chicks.
2001-10-03 01:05:18 PM  
I'm too scared to read the actual article...
2001-10-03 01:06:28 PM  
Fb-, that was a pretty stupid comment (not normal coming from you...)
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