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2010-05-12 11:56:07 PM  
She didn't seem to care one way or the other.
 
2010-05-13 12:12:48 AM  
That's no woman... that's a space station...
 
2010-05-13 12:14:21 AM  
I get the same urge when I hear "In the Air Tonight". Sorry ladies, but I gotta be me.
 
2010-05-13 12:46:46 AM  
Why in the hell did she just stand there and let this douchebag do that? Was she drunk or just too stupid to react? Is the DJ her boyfriend or husband?

Personally, I would have decked the guy, even if he was my husband or boyfriend.
 
2010-05-13 02:50:50 AM  
Most action she has had in years ever.
 
2010-05-13 02:51:52 AM  
It's obvious what's going on here. The two of them have some form of a kinky sexual relationship going on. Maybe they're married, maybe it's adultery, who knows. But he definitely beating that chick regularly, because both of them didn't even blink an eye. It's obviously something routine between the two of them, and they let down their guard in public for a minute.

Those two have some kinky kinky shiat going on between them. I'd bet $1,000 on it.
 
2010-05-13 02:59:13 AM  
that was farking awesome. fisker is impressed.
 
2010-05-13 03:02:07 AM  
www.zuguide.com
Approves.
 
2010-05-13 03:03:44 AM  
you know what? I was farking cracking up when the video started,
'c'mon erry bot eee do awa aawa CONGA awa errr a waawaa congaaaa!
 
2010-05-13 03:09:24 AM  
bighasbeen: That's no woman... that's a space station...

Good lord I nearly died laughing when I read that. Good Job.
 
2010-05-13 03:09:55 AM  
hahahaha HHAHAAA!!!! WHY is she standing there like it part of the act!?
 
2010-05-13 03:10:39 AM  
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2010-05-13 03:20:09 AM  
farking hilarious. I love how it's in sync with the drums.
 
2010-05-13 03:39:43 AM  
Dollars to doughnuts that's his wife. She's already so steamed at him before he did that that he's going to be out on the couch for a week.
 
2010-05-13 03:58:16 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire
 
2010-05-13 03:59:31 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire

you bastard.
 
2010-05-13 04:10:19 AM  
That's no way to treat a lady.
 
2010-05-13 04:23:42 AM  
Someone get that man a harpoon.
 
2010-05-13 04:25:24 AM  
The guy in the video is losing his mind!

And I'm reaping all the benefits

o_o
 
2010-05-13 05:05:21 AM  
why is it that I read the headline and immediately though "Was it Will Smith?"
 
2010-05-13 05:21:31 AM  
LunarAtom: why is it that I read the headline and immediately though "Was it Will Smith?"

jazzy Jeff.
 
2010-05-13 05:47:40 AM  
Came to see some douchebag get knocked the fark out.

Leaves dissapointed.
 
2010-05-13 06:05:31 AM  
Dialectic: That's no way to treat a lady.

There was a lady in that video?
 
2010-05-13 06:10:20 AM  
Ok, I admit it.. I actually burst out laughing on that! And the whale must be thinking 'OMG OMG o m g, I just got laid! FINALLY!!! Wooo Hooo... need a donut.'
 
2010-05-13 06:15:41 AM  
I had to watch the video 3 times just to find the women beast that barely passes as a women.
 
2010-05-13 06:47:06 AM  
relaxitsjustme: Dollars to doughnuts that's his wife. She's already so steamed at him before he did that that he's going to be out on the couch for a week.

I'm sure he'll appreciate the vacation
 
2010-05-13 07:34:28 AM  
He obviously plays the drums on her tits all the time. She didn't even have the slightest flinch. If only someone would have requested "Moby Dick".
 
2010-05-13 08:04:33 AM  
Did he say "have a slice of wine?"

I...I think I will, thank you.
 
2010-05-13 08:06:15 AM  
A quick dive into that woman's mind at the moment:

"Go ahead and smack 'em, my dear hubby. I've already amassed a wait-until-we-get-home speech assault, and now I'm just watching the ammo build up."
 
2010-05-13 09:16:15 AM  
I got two slapped boobies and a microphone.

/Where it's at.
 
2010-05-13 09:24:20 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: Why in the hell did she just stand there and let this douchebag do that? Was she drunk or just too stupid to react? Is the DJ her boyfriend or husband?

Personally, I would have decked the guy, even if he was my husband or boyfriend.


Lighten up, tootse, it's a party
 
2010-05-13 10:45:36 AM  
dittybopper: I got two slapped boobies and a microphone.

/Where it's at.


Jugs and cans just slap your hands, just slap your haaaands.
 
2010-05-13 10:49:54 AM  
Them boobies got a good sound.
 
2010-05-13 11:14:58 AM  
snowjack: dittybopper: I got two slapped boobies and a microphone.

/Where it's at.

Jugs and cans just slap your hands, just slap your haaaands.


Nice.
 
2010-05-13 11:39:07 AM  
Say what you will, but Stardust Entertainment does have a biatching website. (new window)

Also, check out the reviews . Looks like some farkers or SA folks have already chimed in.
 
2010-05-13 12:27:41 PM  
She didn't even FLINCH. This had to be planned
 
2010-05-13 12:30:47 PM  
Where's the vodka? Wheres marinated herring?
 
2010-05-13 12:47:21 PM  
I take issue with the headline.
 
2010-05-13 01:39:13 PM  
mudesi: She didn't even FLINCH. This had to be planned

I really don't think so. I honestly believe that she's some sort of girlfriend/wife, he'd been making a damned fool of himself all night, and she's just seriously at rock bottom. At that point, nothing he does can make it worse. You just watch the trainwreck and know it'll be over eventually.
 
2010-05-13 02:04:19 PM  
I like that the little girl was going to photograph them, and then got really confused and turned away.

That guy hates his life. For the same price of a DJ, we found a nice jazz quartet to do our reception. It was nice.
 
2010-05-13 02:05:27 PM  
I am so gonna do that to my wife. I'm filled with anticipatory glee at how delicious the outraged expression on her face will be.
 
2010-05-13 02:39:12 PM  
approves

i796.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-13 03:05:00 PM  
Space Station in question:
images.elfwood.com
 
2010-05-13 03:35:59 PM  
gd01Skorpius: bighasbeen: That's no woman... that's a space station...

Good lord I nearly died laughing when I read that. Good Job.


No shiat, good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
 
2010-05-13 04:08:08 PM  
I think he was the first male ever to touch her breasts. Well, beside her G.I. Joe Action Figure, that is.

Ah, redneck weddings. There's never a dull moment.
 
2010-05-13 04:35:17 PM  
Who invited Beulah Balbricker to the wedding reception? I bet it was Pee Wee!
 
2010-05-13 06:38:01 PM  
yes

i796.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-13 06:48:51 PM  
reminds me of this guy

i.ytimg.com
 
2010-05-13 10:26:01 PM  
i796.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-14 12:54:17 AM  
BasqueBastard: I am so gonna do that to my wife. I'm filled with anticipatory glee at how delicious the outraged expression on her face will be.

I'm thinking the same thing. It will no doubt be the most hilarious last-split-second of my life possible.
 
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