Wanted for questioning:

Look, we can't keep stopping at every "sop", "yeld", or "one vay" sign we see!

Reel 'Murikans speek Inglizh!

GamecockTaco: Look, we can't keep stopping sotpping at every "sop", "yeld", or "one vay" sign we see!

/FTFY

He card read good!

From what I've heard, Sparks is the kind of town that they make fun of in Appalachia.

I'm sorry, I quit reading the headline after the word "erects"

Ilterate Yhaoos!

damageddude: I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.

Or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor or weigh.

genepool lifeboat: Q&D Construction, I think that explains it...

Came here to say that. What an amazingly perfect name!

hartzdog: damageddude: I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.

Or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor or weigh.

yeah, spelling is an exact sceince.

I think even this sign doesn't come close to the highway signs in Ca. Warning about the crossing of whole familias across the road

/on a blackbury, no picshurs

hartzdog: damageddude: I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.

Or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor or weigh.

and on weekends and holidays
and all throughout May
and you'll always be wrong
no matter what you say.

MugzyBrown: hartzdog: Or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor or weigh.

But not with "science" because fark YOU FOREIGNERS!

You mean foriegners.

On a lighter note, I would like to see a whole town done over in lolcat speak

Tat'd b the hooray!

"Yeilding for Grammar"

That's a big headline fail. Spelling is NOT a grammatical issue. Grammar is composition. Thus, this is a prime example of Skitt's Law:

4. Skitt's Law
Expressed as "any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or "the likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

hartzdog: damageddude: I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.

Or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor or weigh.

It's a rule that is simple, concise and efficeint.
For all speceis of spelling it's more than sufficeint.
Against words wild and wierd, it's one law that shines bright
Blazing out like a beacon upon a great hieght,

It gives guidance impartial, sceintific and fair
In this language, this tongue to which we are all hier.
'Gainst the glaceirs of ignorance that icily frown,
This great precept gives warmth, like a thick iederdown.

Now, a few in soceity choose to deride,
To cast DOUBT on this anceint and venerable guide;
They unwittingly follow a foriegn agenda,
A plot hatched, I am sure, in some vile haceinda.

In our work and our liesure, our homes and our schools,
Let us follow our consceince, sieze proudly our rules!
Will I dilute my standards, make them vaguer and blither?
I say NO, I will not! I trust you will not iether.

/not original

To TFA: That's not grammar.

J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: From what I've heard, Sparks is the kind of town that they make fun of in Appalachia.

As someone who lives in the area, I can say with reasonable authority that Sparks is the real inspiration behind Reno 911.

/subby

Teenwolf: hartzdog: damageddude: I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.
I before E except after C.

Or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor or weigh.

It's a rule that is simple, concise and efficeint.
For all speceis of spelling it's more than sufficeint.
Against words wild and wierd, it's one law that shines bright
Blazing out like a beacon upon a great hieght,

It gives guidance impartial, sceintific and fair
In this language, this tongue to which we are all hier.
'Gainst the glaceirs of ignorance that icily frown,
This great precept gives warmth, like a thick iederdown.

Now, a few in soceity choose to deride,
To cast DOUBT on this anceint and venerable guide;
They unwittingly follow a foriegn agenda,
A plot hatched, I am sure, in some vile haceinda.

In our work and our liesure, our homes and our schools,
Let us follow our consceince, sieze proudly our rules!
Will I dilute my standards, make them vaguer and blither?
I say NO, I will not! I trust you will not iether.

/not original

After reading that, I have no doubt the original creator was omnisceint.

Who's cooler? Kids who go to SCOOL, or kids who go to SHCOOL?

rural nevada tests below mississippi, alabama and new mexico in everything important - education, literacy, teen pregnancy, drug abuse, mental illness, etc. The demographics of Las Vegas and Reno are badly skewed by the inbred hill people who live in the rest of this litter-box of a state.

I can't in good faith support anyone being erect in a school zone.

VendingMachine: KingKauff: "That's great, but who are the Chefs?"

/I'm the first?

Great googly moogly.

I will never forget that commercial.

jutm543: I can't in good faith support anyone being erect in a school zone.

You'll probably have to kick out most of the male student body then...

Came for the Brian Regan references, thread did not disappoint.

Could you get out of a ticket if you did not yield?

This must be right near the "Y"

lol erects

What da frick- it's supposed to be the Giants! I friggin' told them immigrants! No wonder they cut me a deal. What a deal! They probably don't even have giants in their country; they're so frickin' tiny. Look at this crap. Half of them dissolved in the box.

And once again I am embarrassed by the town I live in... *sigh*

Sure glad I moved to Reno after the divoarce. I can almost spell alimoany again on the czechs

wonder how many of them are tea baggers? those folks can't spell or use proper grammar either on their protest signs...which is telling since they love the Palin.