Who's the master..
/SHO-NUF!

Looks to me he's attained too much of The Glow™ over the years.

Bruce Leroy?

Sho'Nuff: Am I the meanest?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Well, who am I?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Who am I?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: I can't hear you!
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: The Shogun of Harlem!

Because.. if he slapped her, she'd be dead?

Not a very informative article.

I came for my master Sho'nuff.

I am pleased.

FTFA: The Last Dragon star was held on 25 April (10) and booked on suspicion of felony domestic violence after his unnamed partner called police.

She allegedly accused the martial arts expert of slapping her in the face and injuring one of her thumbs

Whoa whoa whoa. It's a felony to slap your girlfriend?

What if she deserved it?

The Glow?


/hot
//No, really it is really hot, radioactive
///Hint: Rad-X

The Glow?

See the way my body's glowing? Yeah. A lot of people can't do that.

He simply wanted her to feel the beat of the rhythm of the night.

VRaptor117: The Glow?


/hot
//No, really it is really hot, radioactive
///Hint: Rad-X

You just made my morning.

One_Cent_Tenth_Spatula: See the way my body's glowing? Yeah. A lot of people can't do that.

You too.

/All my internets to both of you, but you'll have to fight over it.

Is The Glow anything like The Shining?

Pseudowolf: Is The Glow anything like The Shining?



Who's the master?

/ Hi! Billy Mays here with Sho Glo!
// The secret is in the Shogun crystals
/// Post within the next 10 mins and we will double your order and throw in our product. Zombie Off!

Ahhh The Last Dragon....one of William H Macy's finest films.

Ruffian: Ahhh The Last Dragon....one of William H Macy's finest films.

What a trip. I've seen that movie a dozen times and never noticed him.

R.A.Danny: As much as I love that horrid movie, I'd be hard press to call myself an actor 25 years after starring in it with little else in my resume since "Red Shoes Diaries".

He starred in "Roadhouse - The Musical" a couple of years ago. I kid you not. Yes, it was as awesome as you imagine.

Brawndo:
He starred in "Roadhouse - The Musical" a couple of years ago. I kid you not. Yes, it was as awesome as you imagine.

If one of the songs wasn't "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" it can fark right off.

How does one come to find out that he is, indeed, the Shogun of Harlem?

I mean, does a certificate come in the mail?

"Honey, what's this?"
"That came for you today."
"It doesn't have a return address"
"Well, open it and see who it's from"
"It's... some sort of official notice"
"About what?"
"It's hereby declaring me the Shogun of Harlem"
"Oh no not that again"
"What do you mean?"
"You with the stupid glowing hand!"
"It's called THE GLOVE, honey! I'm like the *only* guy that can do that, ok? Ok?"
"Ok! Fine, great. So what now?"
"I don't know... there's no real instructions or anything. I guess I go get a gang."
"What do you mean, get a gang? Like at the local gang store?"
"Sweety I have to take this seriously. This seems like a big responsibility. Get my red tracksuit, please."

Razorwolf: How does one come to find out that he is, indeed, the Shogun of Harlem?

I mean, does a certificate come in the mail?

"Honey, what's this?"
"That came for you today."
"It doesn't have a return address"
"Well, open it and see who it's from"
"It's... some sort of official notice"
"About what?"
"It's hereby declaring me the Shogun of Harlem"
"Oh no not that again"
"What do you mean?"
"You with the stupid glowing hand!"
"It's called THE GLOVE, honey! I'm like the *only* guy that can do that, ok? Ok?"
"Ok! Fine, great. So what now?"
"I don't know... there's no real instructions or anything. I guess I go get a gang."
"What do you mean, get a gang? Like at the local gang store?"
"Sweety I have to take this seriously. This seems like a big responsibility. Get my red tracksuit, please."

LOL, well done.

R.A.Danny: Razorwolf: How does one come to find out that he is, indeed, the Shogun of Harlem?

You need to talk with the Duke of New York first. He's A #1.

Just don't visit LA.... I've heard that town can kill anyone

Kryllith: He simply wanted her to feel the beat of the rhythm of the night.

You glorious glorious bastard.

i bought that movie on dvd the moment it was released. then i lost my glow and so went the dvd.

ColSanders: Last Dragon?

And no pic of Vanity yet? Sigh...

I would direct My feetza into her Pizza.

Cool Story bro:

One of my coworkers is childhood friends with Taimak. So I asked that he get Taimak's signature on our DVD copy of the Last Dragon, as my husband is a huge fan.

He says it was one of the best bday gifts ever :-)

Rockwell approves

I found The Last Dragon at a Wallgreens in Rockaway. One of my best finds ever.

/never too much Sho Nuf
//aka Lord Bowler

R.A.Danny: actor

As I hear it, he's been doing stage work, also.

R.A.Danny: Razorwolf: How does one come to find out that he is, indeed, the Shogun of Harlem?

You need to talk with the Duke of New York first. He's A #1.

I don't know. Have those two met?

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Sho'Nuff: Am I the meanest?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Well, who am I?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: Who am I?
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: I can't hear you!
Gang: Sho'Nuff!
Sho'Nuff: The Shogun of Harlem!

Shut up and sit down!

This is one of the finest examples of what is knows as "fun bad."

I love the William H Macy bit part, as well as Rudy from the Cosby Show.

VRaptor117: The Glow?


/hot
//No, really it is really hot, radioactive
///Hint: Rad-X

+10 INTERNETS