Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Contact Music)   Kim Kardashian wants a man who sees her good qualities, five lights   ( contactmusic.com) divider line
122
    More: Obvious, Kim Kardashian, Ryan Seacrest, socialites, FM radio, KIIS FM  
•       •       •

3967 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 May 2010 at 11:38 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



122 Comments     (+0 »)
 


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
Sybarite
2010-05-12 08:39:39 AM  
Five lights and three inputs
 
xanadian [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2010-05-12 09:11:30 AM  
I would've submitted this with a better headl...well...no, I guess I would've done written it just like that, actually...
 
gilgigamesh
2010-05-12 09:26:01 AM  
Damn you Subby, you magnificient bastard you.
 
Barbigazi [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 09:46:18 AM  
See that star trek reference there is why you aren't going to see two nipples.
 
Durendal
2010-05-12 09:51:32 AM  
i2.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
Durendal
2010-05-12 09:52:50 AM  

Barbigazi: See that star trek reference there is why you aren't going to see two nipples.


My wife thought this headline was hilarious.
 
Rev. Skarekroe
2010-05-12 10:02:09 AM  
I don't understand any Star Trek joke that isn't from the first two series.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 10:16:33 AM  
I've seen her good qualities all over the internet.
 
dramboxf
2010-05-12 10:18:17 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I don't understand any Star Trek joke that isn't from the first two series.


Um, yeah. Like, say, Chain of Command, Part II,, the the 11th episode of Season 6 of the Second Star Trek show?

Sorry, couldn't resist. :)
 
caribou
2010-05-12 10:23:01 AM  

dramboxf: Rev. Skarekroe: I don't understand any Star Trek joke that isn't from the first two series.

Um, yeah. Like, say, Chain of Command, Part II,, the the 11th episode of Season 6 of the Second Star Trek show?

Sorry, couldn't resist. :)


What if he's counting the cartoon as a series??
 
The Bad Astronomer
2010-05-12 10:29:33 AM  
I came to this thread simply to praise Subby. +1 Internets to you, accessible through your PADD.
 
dramboxf
2010-05-12 10:41:20 AM  

caribou: dramboxf: Rev. Skarekroe: I don't understand any Star Trek joke that isn't from the first two series.

Um, yeah. Like, say, Chain of Command, Part II,, the the 11th episode of Season 6 of the Second Star Trek show?

Sorry, couldn't resist. :)

What if he's counting the cartoon as a series??


Well, shiat, then I'm wrong.
 
eddyatwork
2010-05-12 10:58:32 AM  
There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.
 
Superevil
2010-05-12 10:58:55 AM  
I seriously doubt she has any good non-physical qualities.
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 11:16:42 AM  
I watched her show for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Her sister is married to the biggest douchebag on the planet.

I thought MY family was farked up. Jesus.
 
docmattic [BareFark]
2010-05-12 11:39:25 AM  

eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.


Well, it WAS, at least until you explained the #$^$% out of it.
 
zarberg [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 11:41:41 AM  

eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.


Funny like Data trying to do stand-up?
 
fatimcgee
2010-05-12 11:42:01 AM  
img0.fark.netView Full Size


img0.fark.netView Full Size


img0.fark.netView Full Size


img0.fark.netView Full Size


img0.fark.netView Full Size


That was one big check, eh, Drew?
 
johnnyboog
2010-05-12 11:42:05 AM  

docmattic: eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.

Well, it WAS, at least until you explained the #$^$% out of it.


Thanks for the explanation boss.
 
Joy25
2010-05-12 11:43:30 AM  

vernonFL: I watched her show for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Her sister is married to the biggest douchebag on the planet.

I thought MY family was farked up. Jesus.



I saw it once and I weeped for humanity.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-05-12 11:46:03 AM  
I'm laughing hard enough I may have to eject a warp core
 
GoodyearPimp
2010-05-12 11:47:06 AM  

eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.


I came into this thread looking for an explanation. I stopped reading at "Star Trek".
 
chucklefark
2010-05-12 11:48:48 AM  
The picture in the article only shows two lights. I need more pictures, preferably NSFW that confirm this finding.
 
Hydra
2010-05-12 11:49:25 AM  
We've already seen her good qualities both in Playboy and on film.

She is completely worthless beyond that.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2010-05-12 11:51:13 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I don't understand any Star Trek joke that isn't from the first two series.


1/10; we expect more from you, Rev.

/Last time I looked CHAIN OF COMMAND was a TNG episode.
 
delathi
2010-05-12 11:53:15 AM  

GoodyearPimp: eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.

I came into this thread looking for an explanation. I stopped reading at "Star Trek".


No you didn't
 
zarberg [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 11:53:42 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I'm laughing hard enough I may have to eject a warp core


Is it all bad if you end the day in Roxann Dawson's arms?

/obscure?
 
schattenteufel
2010-05-12 11:54:23 AM  
Then she wants a man that's behind her, 100% (and probably out of earshot)
 
Robot Devil's Advocate
2010-05-12 11:54:39 AM  

eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.


Thanks, Data.

/"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together..."
 
radioman_
2010-05-12 11:55:20 AM  
There are people who didn't get the joke? The "fourlights/five lights" gag has been used so many times on Fark I figured everyone would know it by now.

Excellent headline. Top drawer stuff. I LOL'd, wet myself, dried up, then LOL'd again.
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 11:58:44 AM  

eddyatwork: The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection.


...and that her good qualities may be about as easy to see as five lights.
 
Sherjo311
2010-05-12 12:00:05 PM  
Kim Kardashian wants a man who sees her good qualities, five lights is black.
 
Sherjo311
2010-05-12 12:00:44 PM  
^ NTTAWWT
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 12:04:45 PM  

Robot Devil's Advocate: /"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together..."


...But the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has got to go!
 
DrMcNinja
2010-05-12 12:05:08 PM  

eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.


i17.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
Donald_McRonald
2010-05-12 12:07:14 PM  
Heh, Star Wars.
 
dougfm
2010-05-12 12:10:43 PM  
eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.

I guess I'll have to take your word for it.
 
Surly U. Jest [TotalFark]
2010-05-12 12:12:53 PM  

eddyatwork: There was a Star Trek episode where a race called the Cardassians takes a Federation captain hostage and they try to mentally break him by showing him four lights and telling him there are five. The joke is that her name of Kardashian has a vague similarity to Cardassian so people make the connection. It's quite funny.


Wait! Now I'm confused! ????
 
MrCheeks
2010-05-12 12:12:57 PM  

Durendal: Barbigazi: See that star trek reference there is why you aren't going to see two nipples.

My wife thought this headline was hilarious.


Funny, she told me the same thing....


/bah-zing?
 
lolcifer
2010-05-12 12:13:37 PM  
Ok, see, every time this joke gets repeated here, half of the responses are "Huh?" No one gets it. The only reason I got it this time was because I remember seeing it half a dozen times before. When you tell a joke, and then spend the next 20 minutes explaining why it was "funny", then it isn't actually funny.

coverbrowser.comView Full Size


/hot like Kim's arse
 
Bloody William
2010-05-12 12:13:52 PM  
+1 for the headline alone. Fantastic.
 
stickintehmud
2010-05-12 12:14:48 PM  

PsyLord: Just putting this out there for Farkers that are oblivious to the Cardassian 5 lights meme.


I only see 4
 
JDAT
2010-05-12 12:15:57 PM  
Didn't get the joke because I'm not a Trekkie.

I'm sure it was great though subby.
 
RockIsDead
2010-05-12 12:16:54 PM  
Is that how many it takes to fully illuminate her vagina?
 
kpottruff
2010-05-12 12:20:02 PM  

stickintehmud: PsyLord: Just putting this out there for Farkers that are oblivious to the Cardassian 5 lights meme.

I only see 4


Just tell me you see 5 lights and you can see Kim Kardashian naked. That's all you have to do.
 
schattenteufel
2010-05-12 12:25:05 PM  
Take a semi-obscure meme from Star Trek,
add:

* 1/3 people who actually get it,

* 1/3 people who pretend they don't get it, because they're ashamed of trek

* 1/3 people who genuinely don't get it, because they're too busy puttin' giant tires on their four-bah-four, cuz they're fixin' to off-road up in da' hills, soon as the weather breaks

* Add a sprinkling of people biatching about the people who do or don't get it.

* Mix, pour into a pan, bake for 60 minutes
 
LectertheChef
2010-05-12 12:28:47 PM  
Kim Kardashian just wants someone to shiat on her chest, is that too much to ask for?
 
Brick-House
2010-05-12 12:30:05 PM  

kpottruff: stickintehmud: PsyLord: Just putting this out there for Farkers that are oblivious to the Cardassian 5 lights meme.

I only see 4

Just tell me you see 5 lights and you can see Kim Kardashian naked. That's all you have to do.


THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!!!
 
Rogh-sensei
2010-05-12 12:30:08 PM  
Why have we not heard from ThereAreFourLights yet?
 
solcofn
2010-05-12 12:31:32 PM  
it's headlines like this that make me love fark.

whateves.comView Full Size
 
Displayed 50 of 122 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all



Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

Want the rest of the Farking story? Try

TotalFark

More threads. More community. More Farking.

learn more | sign up

Report
On Twitter

Report
Top Commented
Top Commented ▼
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.
Report