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(New Zealand Herald)   Drunk guy dies from choking on pie, after bar patrons thought he was just going to vomit, so took him outside   ( nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2010-05-12 02:54:12 AM  
Mr Brownlie, who suffered from bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, was drinking at the tavern on the night he died and was heavily intoxicated.

What a winning combination.
 
2010-05-12 04:46:30 AM  
www.hermes-press.com
 
2010-05-12 05:38:44 AM  
Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy
 
2010-05-12 05:45:09 AM  
FTFA: When Mr Wells' wife, who trained as a nurse, checked on him, she felt a faint pulse and tried to call an ambulance but was unsuccessful.

She was unsuccessful in calling an ambulance? That's either an incredibly inept person or a really lousy emergency service.
 
2010-05-12 05:52:11 AM  
I blame Tyrion and Sansa.
 
2010-05-12 05:54:24 AM  
Pie.

Is there anything it can't do?

/Cake too.
 
2010-05-12 06:01:29 AM  
The guy sounds fat.
 
2010-05-12 06:12:54 AM  
You must always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.
 
2010-05-12 06:13:25 AM  
Mmmm... pie.

Now I want some, too.
 
2010-05-12 06:19:48 AM  

patagoniantoothfish: You must always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.


I like licking pies more.
 
2010-05-12 06:23:05 AM  

Aquapope: FTFA: When Mr Wells' wife, who trained as a nurse, checked on him, she felt a faint pulse and tried to call an ambulance but was unsuccessful.

She was unsuccessful in calling an ambulance? That's either an incredibly inept person or a really lousy emergency service.


Not too bright. Sounds like my kind of gal.

And she's single!
 
2010-05-12 06:32:28 AM  
Bacon, is there anything it can't do?

/I got nothing
 
2010-05-12 06:56:12 AM  
Pie at a bar.

Hmmmm.
 
2010-05-12 06:58:12 AM  

2xhelix: Mr Brownlie, who suffered from bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, was drinking at the tavern on the night he died and was heavily intoxicated.

What a winning combination.


Sounds like we lost a farker.

/Vale
//RIP
 
2010-05-12 07:05:24 AM  
Maybe they all saw "Stand By Me"

2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot!
 
2010-05-12 07:06:07 AM  

patagoniantoothfish: You must always blow on the pie.


Watch your mouth. This is a SFW thread.
 
2010-05-12 07:06:53 AM  
But Mr Devonport found he had not acted like a man choking as there was no convulsing or grasping of the throat.

Like any rational parent, I'll train my four year old how to act when he's choking.
 
2010-05-12 07:07:32 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: And she's single!


It says she's married right there. To the bar owner.
 
2010-05-12 07:08:58 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy


They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"
 
2010-05-12 07:09:52 AM  

stebain: BadAnalogyGuy: And she's single!

It says she's married right there. To the bar owner.


Dammit. Now what am I going to do with these 5 tubes of KY Intense?
 
2010-05-12 07:10:50 AM  

Monkey MKIII: They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"


Well done.

[golf claps]
 
2010-05-12 07:11:06 AM  
So they gave him the Jimi Hendrix treatment?
 
2010-05-12 07:12:05 AM  
Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?
 
2010-05-12 07:13:16 AM  

Monkey MKIII: BadAnalogyGuy: Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"


I was trying to come up with a version similar to yours, but couldn't get the second line to work. Yours is perfect.

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And they walked him out and they sat him outside
And that was just the way that he died...
Yes, that was just the way that he died

:-)
 
2010-05-12 07:21:20 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: Monkey MKIII: BadAnalogyGuy: Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"

I was trying to come up with a version similar to yours, but couldn't get the second line to work. Yours is perfect.

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And they walked him out and they sat him outside
And that was just the way that he died...
Yes, that was just the way that he died

:-)


My original idea was just to do the next line and leave it open for somebody else to follow on from. I'm curious how that would have panned out. If somebody (or bodies) can figure out a better alternative than the default lyrics I'll be a very happy monkey.
 
2010-05-12 07:28:33 AM  
been snortin' whiskey

and drinking bacooon
 
2010-05-12 07:32:33 AM  

Amigajoe: Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?


No It's Bacon and egg pie. Real men don't eat quiche!
 
2010-05-12 07:37:48 AM  
Link (new window)

Always Blow On The Pie!
 
2010-05-12 07:41:53 AM  

macsenwledig: Real men don't eat quiche!


correct!


t2.gstatic.com


This book was funny when it came out.
 
2010-05-12 07:43:06 AM  
Vintage LOLcat.

img571.imageshack.us
 
2010-05-12 07:47:39 AM  

Amigajoe: Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?


i929.photobucket.com
Quiche

i929.photobucket.com
Bacon and Egg Pie!
 
2010-05-12 07:57:08 AM  

macsenwledig: Link (new window)

Always Blow On The Pie!


At that hour, it was probably thermonuclear.
 
2010-05-12 07:58:32 AM  

macsenwledig: Amigajoe: Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?


Quiche


Bacon and Egg Pie!


I really could go for a bacon and egg pie right about now, damn you.
 
2010-05-12 08:15:35 AM  
This is how I want to go out. It can't possibly get better.
 
2010-05-12 08:18:37 AM  
cheese and onion pie. mmm, manna
 
2010-05-12 08:45:06 AM  
Poor Cartman
 
2010-05-12 08:58:49 AM  
SAD!
 
2010-05-12 09:53:27 AM  
Man dies while drunk and eating pie, it's a good way to go.
 
2010-05-12 10:21:37 AM  
"so took him outside"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
2010-05-12 11:01:07 AM  
Mmmmm, bacon and egg pie...if you gotta go out choking on something, not a bad choice...

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-05-12 11:05:45 AM  
Headline talk like Bizzaro Superman.
 
2010-05-12 01:06:38 PM  
image3.examiner.com
Winterbottom, you buttwit!
 
2010-05-12 02:22:33 PM  

kevinatilusa: I blame Tyrion and Sansa.


Came for this reference. Left satisfied.

/extremely excited for the HBO series...
//just finished ASOS and started AFFC, I'm behind.
 
2010-05-12 03:31:22 PM  
You mean to tell me that plastered people are bad at handling emergencies!? STOP THE PRESSES!

Poor farker.
 
2010-05-12 04:21:17 PM  
I love how the "woo hoo I love drinking" threads have a lot of responses, when something like reality gets posted, hardly no one shows up.
 
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