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		Drunk guy dies from choking on pie, after bar patrons thought he was just going to vomit, so took him outside (nzherald.co.nz)		45
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2xhelix		2010-05-12 02:54:12 AM

Mr Brownlie, who suffered from bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, was drinking at the tavern on the night he died and was heavily intoxicated.

What a winning combination.

LordOfThePings		2010-05-12 04:46:30 AM

BadAnalogyGuy		2010-05-12 05:38:44 AM

Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy

Aquapope		2010-05-12 05:45:09 AM

FTFA: When Mr Wells' wife, who trained as a nurse, checked on him, she felt a faint pulse and tried to call an ambulance but was unsuccessful.

She was unsuccessful in calling an ambulance? That's either an incredibly inept person or a really lousy emergency service.

kevinatilusa		2010-05-12 05:52:11 AM

I blame Tyrion and Sansa.

RammaLamma		2010-05-12 05:54:24 AM

Pie.

Is there anything it can't do?

/Cake too.

HelenKellersFingers		2010-05-12 06:01:29 AM

The guy sounds fat.

patagoniantoothfish		2010-05-12 06:12:54 AM

You must always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.

ifyouknew		2010-05-12 06:13:25 AM

Mmmm... pie.

Now I want some, too.

GungFu		2010-05-12 06:19:48 AM

patagoniantoothfish: You must always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.

I like licking pies more.

BadAnalogyGuy		2010-05-12 06:23:05 AM

Aquapope: FTFA: When Mr Wells' wife, who trained as a nurse, checked on him, she felt a faint pulse and tried to call an ambulance but was unsuccessful.

She was unsuccessful in calling an ambulance? That's either an incredibly inept person or a really lousy emergency service.

Not too bright. Sounds like my kind of gal.

And she's single!

RandomExcess		2010-05-12 06:32:28 AM

Bacon, is there anything it can't do?

/I got nothing

fiset35		2010-05-12 06:56:12 AM

Pie at a bar.

Hmmmm.

pablodolanez		2010-05-12 06:58:12 AM

2xhelix: Mr Brownlie, who suffered from bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, was drinking at the tavern on the night he died and was heavily intoxicated.

What a winning combination.

Sounds like we lost a farker.

/Vale
//RIP

Phil Herup		2010-05-12 07:05:24 AM

Maybe they all saw "Stand By Me"

2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot!

stebain		2010-05-12 07:06:07 AM

patagoniantoothfish: You must always blow on the pie.

Watch your mouth. This is a SFW thread.

stebain		2010-05-12 07:06:53 AM

But Mr Devonport found he had not acted like a man choking as there was no convulsing or grasping of the throat.

Like any rational parent, I'll train my four year old how to act when he's choking.

stebain		2010-05-12 07:07:32 AM

BadAnalogyGuy: And she's single!

It says she's married right there. To the bar owner.

Monkey MKIII		2010-05-12 07:08:58 AM

BadAnalogyGuy: Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"

BadAnalogyGuy		2010-05-12 07:09:52 AM

stebain: BadAnalogyGuy: And she's single!

It says she's married right there. To the bar owner.

Dammit. Now what am I going to do with these 5 tubes of KY Intense?

Phil Herup		2010-05-12 07:10:50 AM

Monkey MKIII: They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"

Well done.

[golf claps]

skinink		2010-05-12 07:11:06 AM

So they gave him the Jimi Hendrix treatment?

Amigajoe		2010-05-12 07:12:05 AM

Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?

BadAnalogyGuy		2010-05-12 07:13:16 AM

Monkey MKIII: BadAnalogyGuy: Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"

I was trying to come up with a version similar to yours, but couldn't get the second line to work. Yours is perfect.

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And they walked him out and they sat him outside
And that was just the way that he died...
Yes, that was just the way that he died

:-)

Monkey MKIII		2010-05-12 07:21:20 AM

BadAnalogyGuy: Monkey MKIII: BadAnalogyGuy: Bye bye, Mr. drunk guy

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that he dies"...
"This'll be the day that he dies"

I was trying to come up with a version similar to yours, but couldn't get the second line to work. Yours is perfect.

They thought that he would vomit, but he was choking on pie
And they walked him out and they sat him outside
And that was just the way that he died...
Yes, that was just the way that he died

:-)

My original idea was just to do the next line and leave it open for somebody else to follow on from. I'm curious how that would have panned out. If somebody (or bodies) can figure out a better alternative than the default lyrics I'll be a very happy monkey.

stebain		2010-05-12 07:28:33 AM

been snortin' whiskey

and drinking bacooon

macsenwledig		2010-05-12 07:32:33 AM

Amigajoe: Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?

No It's Bacon and egg pie. Real men don't eat quiche!

macsenwledig		2010-05-12 07:37:48 AM

Link (new window)

Always Blow On The Pie!

Phil Herup		2010-05-12 07:41:53 AM

macsenwledig: Real men don't eat quiche!

correct!

t2.gstatic.com

This book was funny when it came out.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2010-05-12 07:43:06 AM

Vintage LOLcat.

img571.imageshack.us

macsenwledig		2010-05-12 07:47:39 AM

Amigajoe: Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?

Quiche

Bacon and Egg Pie!

Chucklz		2010-05-12 07:57:08 AM

macsenwledig: Link (new window)

Always Blow On The Pie!

At that hour, it was probably thermonuclear.

andynz81		2010-05-12 07:58:32 AM

macsenwledig: Amigajoe: Bacon and egg pie...that's quiche, right?

Quiche

Bacon and Egg Pie!

I really could go for a bacon and egg pie right about now, damn you.

Relatively Obscure		2010-05-12 08:15:35 AM

This is how I want to go out. It can't possibly get better.

stebain		2010-05-12 08:18:37 AM

cheese and onion pie. mmm, manna

Broadcastdave		2010-05-12 08:45:06 AM

Poor Cartman

BenJammin		2010-05-12 08:58:49 AM

SAD!

Type40		2010-05-12 09:53:27 AM

Man dies while drunk and eating pie, it's a good way to go.

eightballart		2010-05-12 10:21:37 AM

"so took him outside"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Darkrover2		2010-05-12 11:01:07 AM

Mmmmm, bacon and egg pie...if you gotta go out choking on something, not a bad choice...

farm3.static.flickr.com

DarkSkyForever		2010-05-12 11:05:45 AM

Headline talk like Bizzaro Superman.

guvnor		2010-05-12 01:06:38 PM

Winterbottom, you buttwit!

SangamonTaylor		2010-05-12 02:22:33 PM

kevinatilusa: I blame Tyrion and Sansa.

Came for this reference. Left satisfied.

/extremely excited for the HBO series...
//just finished ASOS and started AFFC, I'm behind.

Dictatorial_Flair		2010-05-12 03:31:22 PM

You mean to tell me that plastered people are bad at handling emergencies!? STOP THE PRESSES!

Poor farker.

myinternetname		2010-05-12 04:21:17 PM

I love how the "woo hoo I love drinking" threads have a lot of responses, when something like reality gets posted, hardly no one shows up.

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