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(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH)   Sorority girls get in trouble for sex, puking, bad behavior. How hot is that?   (webn.com) divider line 428
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2010-05-11 10:58:00 AM  
Commence with the pics of what drunken sorority girls might look like!

I'll start:

loyalkng.com
 
2010-05-11 11:18:00 AM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2010-05-11 11:29:58 AM  
didisworld.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-11 11:42:32 AM  
This thread is going places.
 
2010-05-11 12:06:30 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: Commence with the pics of what drunken sorority girls might look like!

I'll start:


What does the Red "X" mean? Is that where you're supposed to aim your baby batter shots? 8Þ
 
2010-05-11 12:06:49 PM  
Potential...I sees it.
 
2010-05-11 12:07:08 PM  
The-Brain: This thread is going places.

In my bunk.
 
2010-05-11 12:07:13 PM  
white text on black background should be banned from the interweb.
 
2010-05-11 12:07:39 PM  
Hey don't knock it till you try it, the contractions when they're puking are pretty hot.
 
2010-05-11 12:07:45 PM  
This is not a bookmark
 
2010-05-11 12:07:45 PM  
This thread shows promise...I hope it grows into the thread we all can be proud of. I mean full of boobies!
 
2010-05-11 12:07:48 PM  
The-Brain: This thread is going places.

Looks like another wasted afternoon for me.
 
2010-05-11 12:07:48 PM  
StarshipPooper: LittleBlondeJug: Commence with the pics of what drunken sorority girls might look like!

I'll start:

What does the Red "X" mean? Is that where you're supposed to aim your baby batter shots? 8Þ


I think it means you need a different browser..... or a different workplace so they don't block the good stuff from you.
 
2010-05-11 12:08:04 PM  
you had me at Sorority girls get in trouble

//Should be an epic after work thread
///I'll be back
 
2010-05-11 12:08:56 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Hey don't knock it till you try it, the contractions when they're puking are pretty hot.

You make it seem like people frequently puke after seeing you naked.
 
2010-05-11 12:09:13 PM  
ozone

Three attention whores. One of which deserves some attention.
 
2010-05-11 12:09:30 PM  
Now those girls know how to party.

Would have been an epic party to crash.
 
2010-05-11 12:11:09 PM  
With a title of 'Sorority Suspended for Drunken Formal' I expected more than a long-assed article with a crappy picture...
 
2010-05-11 12:11:36 PM  
StarshipPooper: LittleBlondeJug: Commence with the pics of what drunken sorority girls might look like!

I'll start:

What does the Red "X" mean? Is that where you're supposed to aim your baby batter shots? 8Þ


Um... I can see the picture...
 
2010-05-11 12:12:05 PM  
God bless my alma mater for reminding of the blur that was.
 
2010-05-11 12:12:52 PM  
I wonder if it's sad or pedophilic that catholic school girls are higher on the list than sorority girls.
 
2010-05-11 12:12:54 PM  
this is what i liked to call "tuesday" in college. midwest girls are def some of the craziest.
 
2010-05-11 12:14:15 PM  
Sorority girls are nice to look at, but that's about it.
 
2010-05-11 12:14:41 PM  
docmattic: IdBeCrazyIf: Hey don't knock it till you try it, the contractions when they're puking are pretty hot.

You make it seem like people frequently puke after seeing you naked.


Its not seeing me naked that does it.... I can never measure the roofies right.
 
2010-05-11 12:15:00 PM  
Thinking that Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps should have gotten the hero tag.

You've got people farking, puking, shiateing and generally destroying your property and....

You still let them finish the party?

Nice.
 
2010-05-11 12:15:34 PM  
mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-11 12:17:03 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: StarshipPooper: LittleBlondeJug: Commence with the pics of what drunken sorority girls might look like!

I'll start:

What does the Red "X" mean? Is that where you're supposed to aim your baby batter shots? 8Þ

Um... I can see the picture...


... I guess it just goes to show, even the ladies aren't looking at their faces.
 
2010-05-11 12:17:40 PM  
I'm seeing way too many words here people.
 
2010-05-11 12:17:43 PM  
www.newlin-deschler.com

What a naughty sorority girl might look like.
 
2010-05-11 12:18:08 PM  
Precisely what else do sorority girls do?

Also... Pi Phi... at my alma mater almost as bad as the Thetas and the DGs.
 
2010-05-11 12:18:10 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: Commence with the pics of what drunken sorority girls might look like!

Methinks they're sober, but well done anyway. The drunk part is optional, or rather, replace with "semi-naked" (we got people Farking from work here).

There, Farkers. LittleBlondeJug gave the order; move it, troops! I'll be in my bunker.
 
2010-05-11 12:18:14 PM  
ozone

Man, I'd fu** that dog...
 
2010-05-11 12:18:57 PM  
Im_Gumby: This is not a bookmark

Yes it is

LBJ, those are why you have your very own color.
 
2010-05-11 12:19:41 PM  
Oh boy this is going to be great!
www.joblo.com
 
2010-05-11 12:19:45 PM  
LoL 37 "30 Packs" of Natty Light! That....that was one greeeeat party.
 
2010-05-11 12:20:02 PM  
Please let this be an epic thread .... please!
 
2010-05-11 12:21:16 PM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: white text on black background should be banned from the interweb.

Why? Same contrast as black on white, and less likely to make passing ships think your window is a lighthouse and run aground. Plus, lower power usage.

So long as you don't run into someone who's got their browser set to change all backgrounds to white, it's not a problem. And even if you do, those kinds of people are dicks for farking with your site design and issues they run into are their own fault, so still not a problem.
 
2010-05-11 12:21:17 PM  
mrmees: Thinking that Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps should have gotten the hero tag.

You've got people farking, puking, shiateing and generally destroying your property and....

You still let them finish the party?

Nice.


Seriously. I can think of several occasions where our parties got shut down early because things got crazy.

/Ah, College. The nights you'll never remember with the people you'll never forget.
 
2010-05-11 12:23:31 PM  
Wow, I need to go back to college. Married man needs some action.
 
2010-05-11 12:23:42 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: What a naughty sorority girl might look like.

i think that's what a porn star might look like.
 
2010-05-11 12:24:06 PM  
Blocked at work :(
 
2010-05-11 12:25:51 PM  
WaltzingMathilda: LittleBlondeJug: What a naughty sorority girl might look like.

i think that's what a porn star might look like.


I wouldn't call them stars.
 
2010-05-11 12:25:53 PM  
Xlr8urfark: /Ah, College. The nights you'll never remember with the people you'll never forget.

never forgetting them is kind of a problem too though, because when you run into them 5 years later in a professional context, it's really hard not to refer to them by their college names. "hey head partner, let me introduce my associate, johnny fatback and his wife, excess labia."
 
2010-05-11 12:26:12 PM  
mitEj: Blocked at work :(

The Pi Beta Phi sorority at Miami University has been suspended for a year from the school, after a drunk Spring Formal held at the Lyndsay Lake Lodge on April 9th. Three busloads of students were taken to the lodge that Friday night, with sheriff's deputies even stopping the bus on the way to the lodge for garbage being thrown out of the bus and women on the side of the road relieving themselves.

The sorority has been suspended by the university for a year and the national branch has placed the sorority on probation. The full text of the letter sent from the operator of Lake Lyndsay, Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps, can be found below:

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to inform you about the behavior and conduct of the students that attended the Phi Delta Pi formal event that was held here at Lake Lyndsay Lodge on Friday April 9, 2010.

Immediately upon their arrival we were informed by the bus drivers that the students were acting belligerent during the ride down and demanded for them to pull over to let them urinate on the side of the road. When the bus drivers did pull over, they were then stopped by a Butler County sheriff.

When the students arrived around 8:00pm most were already heavily intoxicated and some could barely manage to walk inside the facility. Upon arrival, a male student asked the Lake Lyndsay staff member Yvonne if she had a washer and dryer in the building because he had vomited on his shirt and pants.

One of our most important rules that is stated in the contract, that the president, Courtney did sign...reads, "we do not allow drinks on the dance floor." Yvonne was attending the event on Lake Lyndsay's behalf in order to manage any problems that may arise and enforce any rules. While she was trying to enforce this rule, Courtney, who was also very intoxicated, informed Yvonne that she would like her to "stay in the office and leave them alone." I had to purchase wood restorer to re-wax the dance floor the next morning.

A handle on one of the toilets in the women's restroom was broken by one of the female students. So Yvonne put an 'out of order' sign on the door. As soon as she did this, a student came in the restroom and started to take the paper off of the door so she could get inside the stall. Yvonne said to her, "excuse me, but this stall is out of order, that is why it says 'out of order.'"
The girl said to her, "you don't understand...! don't care." Another Lake Lyndsay staff member, Elizabeth, observed two girls repeatedly trying to urinate into the sinks on the bathroom counter. They told her that they could not wait for a stall to become available.

A male student apparently became angry and decided to flip the entire appetizer table over. Red meatball sauce splattered all over the carpeted area, along with cheese and other foods that the students proceeded to walk through and ground into the carpet. When Yvonne and Elizabeth ran over to see what had happened, everyone in the area was laughing and would not tell them who the person was that flipped the table, only that it was "some guy." This resulted in my cleaning crew having to rent a rug cleaner at 12:00am in order to have the carpet clean and ready for the wedding reception we had the next day.

There were also two girls who continually vomited throughout the facility. Yvonne told them if they were not able to make it to the bathroom stall the next time they had to vomit, she would have to ask them to leave the building and wait outside for the buses.

When the caterer decided to stop serving the alcohol because the students were overly intoxicated, a couple of the male students climbed over the bar and on top of the counter to get around the caterer and to the alcohol.

Two male students started to remove their clothing and decided they were going to go swimming in the lake. Yvonne had to threaten to call the police before they agreed to put their clothing back on and go inside the building.

We let the students use our table decorations for free. And they repaid us by taking two of our crystal vases outside and throwing them off of the porch to shatter on the concrete patio below. We now have to inform the brides that are scheduled to use these vases later this summer, that we do not have enough for them to use now due to the fact that they do not make this particular vase any longer.

Elizabeth saw a group of male students on the side of the building laughing, and when both Yvonne and Elizabeth went back later to see what they had done, they found a pile of human feces on the side of the building.

There is a huge ornamental concrete lion statue that sits at the front entrance of the building. Someone knocked this over and broke part of the mane off of the lion.

Yvonne found two students in the caterer's closet having intercourse on top of the stacked tables. Yvonne turned the lights on and told them to "get out now." The male student proceeded to curse at her and turn the light off. Yvonne turned the light back on and stayed there while they dressed themselves and left the closet.

I also found two students in our Beach House (another rental building on the property) having intercourse. I yelled into the building and told them to get out before I called the police. I then went over to Lake Lyndsay Lodge to tell Yvonne and Courtney. This is when I realized that Courtney was too intoxicated to talk to and there were no adult chaperons representing Miami University whom I could inform.

A male and a female student missed the buses, and when we asked them where they were and why they were not able to see the buses pull in and out...they told us that they were picking up trash on the premises.

Thirty seven 30-packs of Natural Light beer was left behind in the building. We had a non-alcoholic wedding reception the next day that gained access to the building at 8:00am...so it was up to us to dispose of this large amount of alcohol.

I have had 13 calls for lost items from this event. This is the most lost item calls I have ever had at any party in twelve years.

We are appalled at the student's behavior. My husband and I are graduates of Miami University, and we both agree that college students can drink and have a good time, but last Friday was not just a bunch of college students drinking and having a
good time. It was a bunch of college students getting totally obliterated and behaving like immature children. We are tempted to send this story to the newspapers in the surrounding areas to inform parents of future Miami University students just how sororities and fraternities really behave when they think no one school related is watching. I seriously cannot believe what happened last Friday night. It saddens me to think that this generation of students conduct themselves in this way while in public.

I spoke to a mother of one of the girls in the sorority and told her all that had happened. Needless to say she was also disgusted and very apologetic.

They had a total lack of respect for my family's business and for this reason among many others; no sorority or fraternity from Miami University is welcome back to Lake Lyndsay ever again. Please inform this chapter they will have to find a new venue for their formal next year.

We obviously are keeping the $500.00 security deposit that was paid for this event. We are not seeking any further payment for the damages, even though the security deposit does not cover repairs made to the building and extra cleaning fees that were incurred.
 
2010-05-11 12:26:44 PM  
KingKauff: Im_Gumby: This is not a bookmark

Yes it is

LBJ, those are why you have your very own color.


Ooh! Ooh! What color am I?!?!?!?
 
2010-05-11 12:27:03 PM  
spacechicken170am: WaltzingMathilda: LittleBlondeJug: What a naughty sorority girl might look like.

i think that's what a porn star might look like.

I wouldn't call them stars.


blog.news-record.com

her horse-cocksucking star shines bright, that one.
 
2010-05-11 12:28:26 PM  
The light weights didn't even finish their beer!!

/sounds like a hgell of a party
//wouldn't have wanted to be on the cleanup crew
 
2010-05-11 12:28:36 PM  
What's a 30-pack of natty light going for? Got to be at least $12-15. That's $400+ of free beer! Quit your biatching!
 
2010-05-11 12:29:08 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: KingKauff: Im_Gumby: This is not a bookmark

Yes it is

LBJ, those are why you have your very own color.

Ooh! Ooh! What color am I?!?!?!?


How about a nice, post-spanking red.
 
2010-05-11 12:30:15 PM  
mrmees: Thinking that Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps should have gotten the hero tag.

You've got people farking, puking, shiateing and generally destroying your property and....

You still let them finish the party?

Nice.


That party sounds like a freaking riot. I didn't like the part where the douchebag guy flipped the appetizer table, sending red sauce flying everywhere. One: I hate the idea of wasting food and two: the stains from that sh*t are ridiculous.

I gave up about half-way through the article as the litany of ridiculous mess and attitudes being thrown about made me feel bad just reading them. This seems par for the course for that select brand of ultra-douches that you find at just about every big, college party. I'm not painting so-hos and frat boys with a broad brush, but man at every frat party I've ever been to you just find that contingent of people that cannot be trusted in public.
 
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