Hmmm. Intriguing, but I'm going to have to see a good, sharp color pic of the boobs in question before rendering a final decision.

Pffffft. That's happened to me before.

Dear Penthouse: I never thought it would happen to me, but...

This is relevant to my interests.

LittleBlondeJug: Pffffft. That's happened to me before.

Pics or it didn't happen.

LittleBlondeJug: Pffffft. That's happened to me before.

FIRE OR GTFO

As an American.. my first thoughts are as follows (and how sad is this)

1. She'll get fined for attempting to incorrectly put out a fire without a permit or some such.
2. She'll get fined for being topless
3. She'll get sued by nearby people/residents for not being a properly trained firefighter and possibly putting them at risk by attempting to put out the fire.

When really all I should care about/think about is:
'cool, saved some stuff, showed her boobs'.

The perfect Fark hero and no Hero tag?

I approve of my future topless firefighting overlords.

CravenMorehead: The perfect Fark hero and no Hero tag?

Not quite perfect. If she was perfect, she'd have also used the fire to make her man a grilled-cheese sandwich.

Skail: Not quite perfect. If she was perfect, she'd have also used the fire to make her man a grilled-cheese sandwich some bacon.

FTFM

Hollywood Cole: Skail: Not quite perfect. If she was perfect, she'd have also used the fire to make her man a grilled-cheese sandwich some bacon.

FTFM

I don't see why grilled cheese can't include bacon.

At my house, we call this "Thursday."

Hollywood Cole

Skail: Not quite perfect. If she was perfect, she'd have also used the fire to make her man a grilled-cheese sandwich WITH some bacon.


FTFMx2.

/man cannot live on bacon alone.
//loose stools

Why wasn't she arrested on the spot?!?!?


Oh.

Hollywood Cole: Skail: Not quite perfect. If she was perfect, she'd have also used the fire to make her man a grilled-cheese sandwich some bacon sandwich.

FTFM

So close

DarkJohnson [TotalFark] Quote 2010-05-11 12:34:42 PM
"She may not have noticed her missing bikini top, but that didn't stop others from seeing the half-naked woman putting out a fire for several minutes."

Ok, I'll ask - How long before picts or video show up from the scene of the fire?

Humm?

rushes off to you tube..

TFA: A Darwin woman

I wouldn't mind having a bit of reproductive success with her.

Somehow I'm able to contain my surprise that she didn't realise she was topless.

Dr.Knockboots: As an American.. my first thoughts are as follows (and how sad is this)

As an Englishman, my thoughts in relation to your list are that, if true, none of your people have a farking word to say about nanny states.

Subby doesn't know how to use a HERO tag. Then again, maybe the hero tag started the fire.

I know this woman and it's not the first time she has referred to me as a Fire Hose.

That's hot

I don't use the term "hero" very often. But she is the greatest hero in American history.

I'm fairly certain she gets topless 4 nights a week professionally.

It seems "NineMSN" simply borrowed and cropped her Facebook profile pic. They cropped out a bird.

This happened to me once as well.

Well. It wasn't a tree, exactly. It was a poolside table and chair set and a normal garden hose.

And I rarely, if ever, wear a bikini top. Well once when I was really, really drunk.

And I really don't think you want pics.

Gotfire: I'm fairly certain she gets topless 4 nights a week professionally.

Say what you want, she kept her head under pressure and did something about it. So many girls out there would have just panicked and screamed. That she didn't put propriety over safety is an even bigger bonus.

Gonna have to start me a fire I see...

FarkinNortherner: Somehow I'm able to contain my surprise that she didn't realise she was topless.

Dr.Knockboots: As an American.. my first thoughts are as follows (and how sad is this)

As an Englishman, my thoughts in relation to your list are that, if true, none of your people have a farking word to say about nanny states.

Lord Mandelson. Creep factor goes deep with that one.

FarkinNortherner:

Dr.Knockboots: As an American.. my first thoughts are as follows (and how sad is this)

As an Englishman, my thoughts in relation to your list are that, if true, none of your people have a farking word to say about nanny states.

This story took place in Australia, not America.

Ringtailed79: That's hot

Yes. Yes it is.

vegasman2000: I don't use the term "hero" very often. But she is the greatest hero in American history.

Isn't that "heroine?"

/no, not the drug

... on multiple levels.

Am I the only one who thought PAW?

/pyromaniacal AW
//jaded

Wanted for questioning...

Now that's the sort of heroine I can get behind.

I bet someone deliberately set the tree on fire just because he wanted to see some boobies!

I kind of was a bit rough on subby for not using the Hero tag but the more i think about it...maybe the arsonist was the hero? if there was an arsonist.

Damnit Mom, put your top back on!

"The doctor said they needed to air out"

Dr.Knockboots: or not being a properly trained firefighter and

Correct Sir. Especially in the "zero tolerance" world we have created.

Sweet. I wish it was my hose she grabbed topless.

I think we have a boobie-thread trifecta in play!!!