phlegmmo: A vial of "shampoo resistant F-strain crabs" which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52.

Dear lord.

I know, that's some serious geek revenge. In most cases they could spread before being caught.

/damn slutty ex girlfriends

phlegmmo: A vial of "shampoo resistant F-strain crabs" which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52.

Dear lord.

Meh.

Razor. Lighter fluid. Match. Ice pick.

Problem solved.

/"Simpsons did it!"

This works.

Ah, the gift of crabs.

and pinch your nuts

Awesome idea, me and some buddies were pondering this once. Ordering them online and getting our ex's all itchy. Good on them.

ultraholland: and pinch your nuts

with their feet.

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How exactly do you manage to deploy the revenge in such a way that you yourself are not exposed as well? If it's before the "breakup" wouldn't you risk them being transferred back. If after, do you break into their house of something?

monkeyman3875: Ah, the gift of crabs.

WTF is THAT?

I'd like to think if this happened in America, law enforcement would intervene.

If we can't have smart pills, we damn sure better not be allowed to spread lice.

jingks: How exactly do you manage to deploy the revenge in such a way that you yourself are not exposed as well? If it's before the "breakup" wouldn't you risk them being transferred back. If after, do you break into their house of something?

not to mention she tells the world you gave her crabs. but hey she'll be itchy for a bit, that'll be hilarious.

I prefer to spread crabs the old-fashioned way.

proletarian: I prefer to spread crabs the old-fashioned way.

Stripper panties?

proletarian: I prefer to spread crabs the old-fashioned way.

Having sex with gorillas?

About Three Bricks Shy: And The Load Filled Up told the story of an NFL player who went out and got the clap real good, went and farked his teammate's wife, then complained that he had the clap at the same time as the other guy's wife.

Hilarity ensued.

jingks: How exactly do you manage to deploy the revenge in such a way that you yourself are not exposed as well? If it's before the "breakup" wouldn't you risk them being transferred back. If after, do you break into their house of something?

I was wondering what delivery method is acceptable? Return the underwear she left behind?

jingks: proletarian: I prefer to spread crabs the old-fashioned way.

Stripper panties?

Having sex with gorillas?

Having sex with stripper gorillas.

/Hey man, don't judge me.

phlegmmo: A vial of "shampoo resistant F-strain crabs" which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52.

Dear lord.

BuckTurgidson:Meh.

Razor. Lighter fluid. Match. Ice pick.

Problem solved.


Under 5 min- problem solved. No violence required.

Public lice usually don't live elsewhere on the body as often, and that place MUST have hair. If we're talking female then it's probably only the eyelashes as a viable place to go.

Doesn't breeding resistant strains count as Biological Warfare? In fact, isn't this whole CONCEPT biowarfare?

cooties.

/scratch.

baltimoreblonde: monkeyman3875: Ah, the gift of crabs.

WTF is THAT?

Coconut crab. Also known informally as "AAHHHH OH GOD IT'S PINCHING MY EYES OUT! AAAAHHGGGGHHHH!

Why am I not surprised that the admin on this website also runs a teen porn site?

Any bets he didn't check with a solicitor before coming up with this plan?

/ nuh-uh. You do your own WHOIS lookup. I read the Farq.

Yeah, I in no way at all see the CDC shutting them down fast as hell when the first outbreak happens, or see any string of lawsuits in their future at all when people trace the source of the lil bastards.


Nope not at all, wont happen.
I'm sure it'll all be fine.

A better idea is to just man up and get over it instead of fueling the broken relationship drama with pettiness. Plus it's probably illegal.

Oznog: Under 5 min- problem solved.

Razor: Shave a narrow path north through the pubes.
Lighter fluid: Dowse the remaining forest.
Match: Fire.
Ice pick: As the crabs flee the blaze into the path, stab them individually to death with the ice pick.

jayday: Yeah, I in no way at all see the CDC shutting them down fast as hell when the first outbreak happens, or see any string of lawsuits in their future at all when people trace the source of the lil bastards.


Nope not at all, wont happen.
I'm sure it'll all be fine.

What IS the UK version of the CDC, anyway?

could be worse

uncletogie: What IS the UK version of the CDC, anyway?

FTA: A similar site extists at revengecrabs.com, whose tagline is "watching them itch and burn is half the fun".

Seems to be a joke site, but also appears to be US based. Oh, and they specifically offer shipping to the USA of their site.

I'm tempted to call shenanigans on this site, but I know there's people out there pathetic enough to really do it.

OLD news is OLD...

What about snakes on a plane? Is that still not allowed?

Quick quiz, who sings this gem:

Well they moved on down
And they crawled around
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues
And you start to scratch
When they start to hatch
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues
But when they start to bite
Then it's time you set alight

They need to invent a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

WideStance: I'd like to think if this happened in America, law enforcement would intervene.

If we can't have smart pills, we damn sure better not be allowed to spread lice.

Go to their website, it mentions that their breeding facility is in upstate NY.

Very much approve.

Aisling McStabby: They need to invent a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Chariset: Wouldn't this qualify as assault?

Yes, I'm pretty sure it does/would if it could be proven. Anyone who would do something like that needs to be beaten. Badly.

Crabs can cause more serious problems than annoying itching. Infection, urinary tract problems etc. Plus this sicko revenge tactic can also infect other members of your household, including children.

Kim-Chi_and_Blaze: Go to their website, it mentions that their breeding facility is in upstate NY

Yep, that's where this guy lives.

Aisling McStabby: They need to invent a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Link (Worms to Ex Girlfriends)

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I am still unsure how you would go about delivering the payload without commiting another criminal offence.

Walk up to the ex and say "Hey biatch please put this vial down your panties" ?

Possibilities seem slim.

/has not been thinking about doing this

It's the gift that keeps on givin'