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(Stuff.co.nz)   Jesus toast (potato, tortillla, or whatever food he's been making appearances on) prepares for Armageddon as demon pear is unleashed from his domain. Demon apple core strangely absent   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
    More: Silly, Armageddon, pears, toast, potatoes, monsters, Auckland  
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10851 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2010 at 10:06 PM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-05-09 07:58:20 PM  
LOL WUT?
 
2010-05-09 08:02:20 PM  
Looks more like one of those racist Japanese caricatures from the 1940's.
 
2010-05-09 08:21:10 PM  
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2010-05-09 08:54:48 PM  
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2010-05-09 10:08:46 PM  
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2010-05-09 10:10:29 PM  
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What if this is the actual image of Jesus and all the other ones were fake??? err fakier...
 
2010-05-09 10:12:19 PM  
That's Jesus retarded brother heyzues.
 
2010-05-09 10:12:32 PM  
Apple core?

Tell me more.

/Nothing is obscure on Fark.
 
2010-05-09 10:14:15 PM  
Is that Lucipear?
 
2010-05-09 10:15:07 PM  
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2010-05-09 10:16:29 PM  
That's nothing. My son made a winged demon skull out of sugar on the kitchen floor last week.

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2010-05-09 10:18:10 PM  

belhade: My son made a winged demon skull out of sugar on the kitchen floor last week.


i wanted to come up with a good reply but i cant get past how ugly the tile in your kitchen is
 
2010-05-09 10:18:18 PM  

belhade: That's nothing. My son made a winged demon skull out of sugar on the kitchen floor last week.


What I saw in your photo:
[image from dosglob.org too old to be available]
 
2010-05-09 10:19:01 PM  
sick and tired of being sick and tired

Now that is just WRONG WEIRD on so many levels...

I do like the irony of a rubber looking like 'Madonna and Child' because the rubber is supposed to PREVENT your particular 'madonna' (using the term to indicate "fertile woman" in this case) from getting with child.

I enjoy irony when it isn't all tangled up and polluted with weapons-grade STUPID...
 
2010-05-09 10:19:41 PM  
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Nice pair.
 
2010-05-09 10:21:12 PM  
I don't think this is stupid at all. It looks like someone actually did carve a face into the fruit. I would be interested in how that was able to happen, and I certainly wouldn't buy that brand anymore.
 
2010-05-09 10:22:46 PM  
The three men I admire most
Demon pear, Jesus Waffle, and the Holy Toast
They caught the last train for the coast
The day that common sense died.

I'll be singing "bye bye Johnny Carson faced pie"
 
2010-05-09 10:25:41 PM  
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What a real Demon Core looked like.
 
2010-05-09 10:26:20 PM  

rynoon: Looks more like one of those racist Japanese caricatures from the 1940's.


Came for this, thank you.
 
2010-05-09 10:28:02 PM  

Oznog: What a real Demon Core looked like.


I'd say that this was what the strange fruity joke was referring to. This thing killed people.
 
2010-05-09 10:35:33 PM  

Veteran of the Cola Wars: The three men I admire most
Demon pear, Jesus Waffle, and the Holy Toast
They caught the last train for the coast
The day that common sense died.

I'll be singing "bye bye Johnny Carson faced pie"


I laughed so hard I cried
 
2010-05-09 10:39:39 PM  
Isn't that Jesus? Couldn't tell the difference...
 
2010-05-09 10:41:00 PM  
I think it looks like Beavis or Butthead.

I always get them confused.
 
2010-05-09 10:42:59 PM  
[image from musefinds.com too old to be available]
 
2010-05-09 10:46:24 PM  
She's probably just an AW trying to get money and carved that damn face herself.
 
2010-05-09 10:48:03 PM  
What did you expect to happen when you buy "Budget pear halves"?
 
2010-05-09 10:48:14 PM  

Oznog: What a real Demon Core looked like.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-05-09 10:49:03 PM  

belhade: That's nothing. My son made a winged demon skull out of sugar on the kitchen floor last week.


That same tile was in my parents' kitchen when I was growing up!
/I never made a sugar demon)
 
2010-05-09 10:50:35 PM  
Apple core? Baltimore. Who's your friend? Him!!

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2010-05-09 10:51:24 PM  

katerbug72: She's probably just an AW trying to get money and carved that damn face herself.


whole lotta THIS
 
2010-05-09 10:53:25 PM  

rynoon: Looks more like one of those racist Japanese caricatures from the 1940's.


FTFA: "...conceded that during production the pear halves were checked by people at the Chinese plant as a quality control measure..."

Hmmm...
 
2010-05-09 10:54:42 PM  
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WHAT, ME WORRY?
 
2010-05-09 10:54:57 PM  

Chevello: rynoon: Looks more like one of those racist Japanese caricatures from the 1940's.

FTFA: "...conceded that during production the pear halves were checked by people at the Chinese plant as a quality control measure..."

Hmmm...


They probably have lead in them..
 
2010-05-09 10:55:04 PM  
Jesus toast and the demon pear are no match for the power of the Broodwich.
 
2010-05-09 10:55:45 PM  

quisph: WHAT, ME WORRY?


Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your Coke..
 
2010-05-09 10:58:42 PM  
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Unimpressed
 
2010-05-09 11:09:03 PM  
during production the pear halves were checked by people at the Chinese plant as a quality control measure

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2010-05-09 11:10:01 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: quisph: WHAT, ME WORRY?

Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your Coke..


Dude, you made actual snot come out of my nose. Gross.


but mostly cool
 
2010-05-09 11:10:31 PM  
It looks like the Islamic prophet Muhammed to me, but we saw his exact visage in a piece of bacon earlier, and in a piece of dog crap last week.
 
2010-05-09 11:20:17 PM  
great. Now people are doing pumpkin carving with pears for their 15 minutes. How is this carp newsworthy again?
 
2010-05-09 11:20:55 PM  
MMMMM MMMMM. Budget Brand pear halves. When you want the highest quality budget pear halves china can produce, remember Budget!
 
2010-05-09 11:29:28 PM  
Stupid liters don't know an awesome joke/reference when ya see it.

F*ck all of ya!!!


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2010-05-09 11:34:57 PM  

Kif_D: Apple core? Baltimore. Who's your friend? Him!!


Came here for this.
 
2010-05-09 11:48:49 PM  
another 5 minutes wasted

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*click
 
2010-05-09 11:57:38 PM  
Over in ... well, 3 and 4.
 
2010-05-10 12:06:11 AM  
Charlie Chan in MY pear can??


It's more likely than you think.

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2010-05-10 12:09:11 AM  

cardex: belhade: My son made a winged demon skull out of sugar on the kitchen floor last week.

i wanted to come up with a good reply but i cant get past how ugly the tile in your kitchen is


Colour_out_of_Space: That same tile was in my parents' kitchen when I was growing up!
/I never made a sugar demon)


Yup, parents' house, original tile, circa 1976.
 
2010-05-10 12:32:30 AM  
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With sweat and dead mans balls
 
2010-05-10 01:11:04 AM  
Isn't this evil kind of... 8-bit?

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Beware- I LIVE!!!
 
2010-05-10 01:36:46 AM  
First thing the headline made me think of.

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hotlinked all to hell.
 
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