She's a babe, guys!

"An' I'd dew eet agin, tew!"

/first thing that came to mind on seeing that mug

Gawddamn, she looks older than me. And I'm 43.

And does she honestly think stabbing her husband will make him better in bed?

Sheesh, watch some porn with him or go to a sex therapist or something.

Sugar and spice and everything nice! Women aren't violent! No sirree bub.

Scissor me timbers!

With a mug like that, she should be satisfied if her partner could even get it up short of a 12 pack.

I prefer the term tribadism better than scissoring, however, clamjousting sounds much more earthy.

Approves

/Hot

That there is a whole buncha ugly

Dialectic: clamjousting sounds much more earthy.

LMAO!!!
Oh man, I am gonna have to find an excuse to use that term in a conversation.

That face would keep me up at night, alright.

GWSuperfan: Goddamn that's a hard 26

OMG, 26???
I didn't even notice that at first, I took one look and assumed she was in her 40s or something.

That one is well, well below the hot/crazy line.

I'd be bad in bed too if that was what i was having sex with i mean DEAR GOD WHAT THE FARK IS THAT? would be my first reaction.

Wanted for questioning.

Dialectic: I prefer the term tribadism better than scissoring, however, clamjousting sounds much more earthy.

darn you! I'm going to be laughing out loud the rest of the day. I'm having problems enough with the Tourettes, and now I have to control laughing and cursing.

/ha ha ha ha ha ha ###@$%$^$#$^SFX$^#@

Link (new window) Link (new window) NSFW?

I had no idea - I thought you made those words up. The things I learn from Fark.

Ebert: She's a babe, guys!

I think the picture is the husband with a a big grin knowing she'll be up the river for 20

Now understands why the women of Lufkin look so hideous. She must be one of the top 10 for the region.

She looks like my 70 year old step-grandma if she dyed her hair and put on some fake tan. It's no wonder why he couldn't get it up, he was farking a ghoul. I suppose meth and crack combined with alcohol and cigarettes are a hell of a thing. It's impossible to believe a 26 year old could look that decayed and preserved, most people in their 40's or 50's don't look that bad. The five o'clock Nixon shadow doesn't help either.

Gawdzila: OMG, 26???
I didn't even notice that at first, I took one look and assumed she was in her 40s or something.

I resemble that remark...

Mike Ox Big: Eye Bleach

God bless you, sir.

Daffydil: I resemble that remark...

And now, after a quick profile check - for your spunky redheadedness, you resemble someone on my favorites list.

When I think about this lady, I don't want to touch myself.

Elektrohed: And now, after a quick profile check - for your spunky redheadedness, you resemble someone on my favorites list.

I resemble someone, but it's not me...gee thanks pal...



what a forty something year-old might look like...

Daffydil: I resemble that remark...

But, Daffydil my dear, you are attractive.
I wasn't implying there was anything wrong with being 40, I was just implying that she looked 20 years older than she is. You, on the other hand, look younger :)

Billy Mays would have sold this as a home vasectomy kit. RIP. But wait, there's more.

As a long time married man, I can testify as to the effect passing years with the same, lifeless bag of antlers just doesn't make it for you (here's a hint ladies: submission does NOT equal good 'partnering') It takes me much longer than she requires and I was routinely stopped before my exit ramp. That was 2.5 yrs ago and I've simply given up on dim lighting, fading memories and alcohol - I'd rather watch HBO and order hot wings - it's much more satisfying, comforting and I don't have to pretend her smoker's breath isn't 'bad at all'...

But wait, I forgot, women are always victims here... WAAAAAAA

wait wait wait thats no woman looks more like an extra from MIB

His bedroom performance suffered greatly after he made the mistake of opening his eyes.

Egalitarian: She needs to get online and find the dudes with a scissor-slashing fetish.

Not surprisingly rule 34 has that covered.

Gawdzila: But, Daffydil my dear, you are attractive.
I wasn't implying there was anything wrong with being 40, I was just implying that she looked 20 years older than she is. You, on the other hand, look younger :)

back off man.. she's mine I tell you!

i can't fap to that story....

She should be easy to please, instead of thinking about baseball all you'd have to do is look at her face

way to harsh my buzz, bump . :(

Didn't see the picture, but I'll be back for the eye bleach anyway.

FTA "Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her."

She needs to get her story straight. Was he bad in bed or did he throw her on the bed and choke her?

aleiss: FTA "Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her."

She needs to get her story straight. Was he bad in bed or did he throw her on the bed and choke her?

She was hoping for the "women can get away with anything if they claim DV". It's an aspect of the pussy pass.

Well, at least I'll never have to worry about this. All of the numerous supermodels that pass through my bed each month leave completely satisfied.

The sissors were symbolic of her cutting her ties with the husband.

If you don't get her rocks off, she'll rip yours off!