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(NBC Miami)   TSA screeners deploy "nude" body scanners in a professional, competent manner. Just kidding, they get in a fight after making fun of each others' penis size   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 352
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2010-05-06 03:00:40 PM  
Well that didn't take long.
 
2010-05-06 03:01:47 PM  
...duh?
 
2010-05-06 03:02:22 PM  
sounds like friends act without using body scanners
 
2010-05-06 03:02:52 PM  
Just A Note: Y'all gonna be postin' in a small img1.fark.net thread.
 
2010-05-06 03:02:59 PM  
Interesting how his name keeps switching from "Negrin" to "Negron" within the article.

And I think what that guy did was hilarious. Instead of a few co-workers knowing about his tiny dick, now everyone knows. Great job, Negrin/Negron!
 
2010-05-06 03:03:08 PM  
Who bloody wrote that, a 15-year-old?

Seems fitting, given the 15-year-old mentality of the guy who got himself beaten up.
 
2010-05-06 03:03:14 PM  
kmp1331: sounds like how my friends act without using body scanners


FTFM
 
2010-05-06 03:03:17 PM  
I assume children have to go through these too. How do you even interview for that position?

"Do you mind looking at little kids genitals?"

Maybe they just pick someone random right off of Megan's list?
 
2010-05-06 03:03:21 PM  
I sense this is going to be a wildly exciting thread. Let's see some naked xray pics!
 
2010-05-06 03:03:38 PM  
funny how people fight about small things.
 
2010-05-06 03:04:21 PM  
He was in the pool.
 
2010-05-06 03:04:29 PM  
*giggle* Fantastic. So you swing at a guy for making fun of your penis, and you get a BIG FULL COLOR picture of yourself on the internets, so that complete strangers can recognize you on the street and go "Hey! You're the guy with the small penis!"
 
2010-05-06 03:04:45 PM  
Say mam'...should I pass back back through again?

/arched eyebrow
/sly smile
 
2010-05-06 03:05:08 PM  
...but didn't they swear you couldn't see that kind of detail?
 
2010-05-06 03:05:21 PM  
Sounds like one of them had some "penis envy."
 
2010-05-06 03:05:43 PM  
Nice going, thimble dicks.
 
2010-05-06 03:05:45 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: Maybe they just pick someone random right off of Megan's list?

.. Previous experience is an asset...
 
2010-05-06 03:06:02 PM  
media.nbcmiami.com

What a man with a small penis may look like.
 
2010-05-06 03:06:06 PM  
First piece of proof? First?

I don't think so. The detail has *always* been a factor.

I'm stuffing seven dildos down my pants when I travel later this year. It's gonna look like Cthulhu has exploded out of my crotch.
 
2010-05-06 03:06:16 PM  
Aidan
*giggle* Fantastic. So you swing at a guy for making fun of your penis, and you get a BIG FULL COLOR picture of yourself on the internets, so that complete strangers can recognize you on the street and go "Hey! You're the guy with the small penis!"




Sometimes, Justice wins.
 
2010-05-06 03:06:26 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: I assume children have to go through these too. How do you even interview for that position?

"Do you mind looking at little kids genitals?"

Maybe they just pick someone random right off of Megan's list?


This sounds like a job for Pedobear!
 
2010-05-06 03:07:31 PM  
FTFA: The attack may be the first piece of proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.

Really? The months of complaints from individuals, privacy groups, and so on, or the actual photos of people who'd been through the scanner, didn't provide that vital "first piece of proof?"

Pathetic.
 
2010-05-06 03:07:37 PM  
I'm on the no-fly list now because I went through one of those scanners with my massive dick and now all the male TSA workers at that airport are suffering from depression and penis envy.
 
2010-05-06 03:07:45 PM  
cyks: ...but didn't they swear you couldn't see that kind of detail?

And you believed them?

/I'm going to have to ask you to go through the scanner again Ms. Alba?
 
2010-05-06 03:08:13 PM  
I always thought Negrons were supposed to be hung.
 
2010-05-06 03:08:33 PM  
LiteWerk: Sounds like one of them had some "penis envy."

ecx.images-amazon.com

I think you mean "Pee-Pee Envy."
 
2010-05-06 03:08:41 PM  
LOL at Negron or Negrin what ever this dudes name is he made him kneel down and say he's sorry thats hardcore funny.

I bet mr jokes got pretty nervous when he was made to kneel down ahahaha!
 
2010-05-06 03:08:46 PM  
File sexual harassment charges. Having the other guy in the news for sexually harassing his male colleagues beats being in the news yourself as "the small penis guy" any day.
 
2010-05-06 03:08:50 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

This man, Rolando Negrin, has a tiny penis.
 
2010-05-06 03:08:59 PM  
I can't speak for everyone, but this is the majority of the reason why I don't like these scanner things.

TSA agent is like one step above the guy at the Supermarket who pushes the carts from the corral in the parking lot to the front of the store, but one step below the person observing the self-checkout lane.

They're pretty much the last person I want to give a magical tool that lets them see my sack.
 
2010-05-06 03:09:18 PM  
Pssshhtt.

Wait'll the get a load of MY itty bitty peener.
 
2010-05-06 03:09:24 PM  
And here I always thought that Negrins were larger than average.
 
2010-05-06 03:10:22 PM  
SuperCatBarf: This man, Rolando Negrin, has a tiny penis.

He looks fat. Maybe his penis is sized normally, but the rolls of pubic fat are hiding it.
 
2010-05-06 03:10:32 PM  
Great, now I gotta chub up before going through airport security.
 
2010-05-06 03:11:26 PM  
The Homer Tax: They're pretty much the last person I want to give a magical tool that lets them see my sack.

Can we make the scanning mandatory for TeaBaggers?
 
2010-05-06 03:11:27 PM  
Please.

It's glaringly obvious that the TSA planted this story to discredit the fears of those who are against the installation of these machines.

Now any time a guy says he's against being scanned, no matter how much he may talk about privacy, big government, or radiation - all anyone will be thinking is:

"Heh - that guy must have a really tiny pecker."

It's fiendishly brilliant. Well played, TSA. Well played.
 
2010-05-06 03:12:24 PM  
yogaFLAME: And here I always thought that Negrins were larger than average

win
 
2010-05-06 03:12:29 PM  
Hence the Name... 2010-05-06 03:08:13 PM
I always thought Negrons were supposed to be hung.

And you was right!
www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com
 
2010-05-06 03:12:29 PM  
rebelyell2006: rolls of pubic fat

I think I just found a title for my next album.
 
2010-05-06 03:12:31 PM  
Wow, so they invented x-ray vision? When can I buy one of these things?
 
2010-05-06 03:12:36 PM  
I already didn't think that the body scanners should be implemented and this is just one more reason why. The TSA agents can't act professionaly and responsibly, big suprise.
 
2010-05-06 03:12:58 PM  
Dammit people I'm a grower not a shower. I, um, I mean HE is a grower not a shower, HE.
 
2010-05-06 03:13:07 PM  
Aidan: *giggle* Fantastic. So you swing at a guy for making fun of your penis, and you get a BIG FULL COLOR picture of yourself on the internets, so that complete strangers can recognize you on the street and go "Hey! You're the guy with the small penis!"

Even better is the way the article said it:

TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

It's like they are confirming it...
 
2010-05-06 03:13:14 PM  
I never did mind about the little things.
 
2010-05-06 03:13:20 PM  
I'm not just showing them my balls for free. They gotta pay. I'll go through this machine as long as there's a beer for me on the other side.

//real beer too not some crappy light beer
 
2010-05-06 03:14:40 PM  
The Homer Tax: TSA agent is like one step above the guy at the Supermarket who pushes the carts from the corral in the parking lot to the front of the store

You have highly overrated them.
They are the lowest rung on the ladder of the lowest form of the federal government.
They are below contempt.
Don't fly.
Let the airlines go out of business.
And tell your congressperson they need to disband TSA and DHS.
For all the money we have spent on post 9/11 bandwagon patriotism, fearmongering, and cowardace in defending our ordinary freedoms, we could have taught every man, woman, and child in the USA basic martial arts, and no one would ever fear a monkey with a boxcutter again.

They won.
Get over it.
 
2010-05-06 03:14:55 PM  
The guy is fat. I bet his fat is engulfing his regular sized penis, making him look smaller. Of course those TSA gorillas are going to be immature about the whole thing. What did people think would happen?

I have posted many times about never flying now due to shiat like this. Too many people are willing to give too much up for "safety."
And Muslims were told not to use them. And no one carrying anything suspicious would go through them anyway.

Just stupid. I just take the train.
 
2010-05-06 03:15:01 PM  
Real men of Genius....

Hey! are you dreading coming to work?

Are your coworkers constantly teasing you?

(look out! here comes the cryer!)

Have you had all you can stand?

( look at his tiny junk! yeah!)

And you think taking your boss out into the lot and beating him is a good idea?

(your arse is going to be sorry!)


Well we salute you! Real Man of genius!
 
2010-05-06 03:15:13 PM  
imfallen_angel: Aidan: *giggle* Fantastic. So you swing at a guy for making fun of your penis, and you get a BIG FULL COLOR picture of yourself on the internets, so that complete strangers can recognize you on the street and go "Hey! You're the guy with the small penis!"

Even better is the way the article said it:

TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

It's like they are confirming it...


I don't even think adding 'allegedly' to that would have helped. :)
 
2010-05-06 03:15:23 PM  
In other news, "prosthetic junk" companies saw their share prices rapidly rise to record...
 
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