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(NYPost)   Police tackle Lawrence Taylor on rape charges   (nypost.com) divider line 361
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2010-05-06 12:01:02 PM  
FarkWhat: isn't he the one in the just for men commercials? No play for Mr Gray!

No, sir, that is Emmitt Smith.
 
2010-05-06 12:01:02 PM  
Mart Laar's beard shaver: Is there a provision where someone can get kicked out of the Hall?

If not it may soon be known as the "LT clause".
 
2010-05-06 12:01:38 PM  
Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

That is impossible. She is 15.
 
2010-05-06 12:01:40 PM  
shep-piece: but that intervention special had me convinced he had changed!

Yeah, me too.
 
2010-05-06 12:01:40 PM  
ackb4r: tweekster: "The two-time Super Bowl champion will be charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor.

The teen was reportedly beaten during the attack, the sources said."

How is that third degree?

Yeah, he whooped her ass, this doesn't sound like it should be a statutory charge to me.


maybe she was into that?

I mean which of you farkers would want to take a hit from LY just so you could brag about having done it later? (granted yopu'd be peeing fragments of your rib bones for the next few months, but still...)
 
2010-05-06 12:02:03 PM  
CNN said the rape occurred TODAY!!!
 
2010-05-06 12:02:26 PM  
Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

She was beaten during the attack. So it doesn't sound consensual. But.. they are only charging him with 3rd degree rape.

I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.
 
2010-05-06 12:02:36 PM  
All of the good funny headlines in Total fark and they pick this dud?
 
2010-05-06 12:02:38 PM  
jst3p: MilesTeg: /Approves

Close, but I think this one is closer:


robertlindsay.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-06 12:02:41 PM  
Damn wizard aliens!
 
2010-05-06 12:02:42 PM  
Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

I am sure the beating was consensual too
 
2010-05-06 12:03:21 PM  
Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

This is sarcasm, right? Sometimes text only internets ruin things for me.
 
2010-05-06 12:03:35 PM  
Was he with Marv Albert?
 
2010-05-06 12:03:39 PM  
Magorn: ackb4r: tweekster: "The two-time Super Bowl champion will be charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor.

The teen was reportedly beaten during the attack, the sources said."

How is that third degree?

Yeah, he whooped her ass, this doesn't sound like it should be a statutory charge to me.

maybe she was into that?


Could be.. some chicks like it rough.
 
2010-05-06 12:04:12 PM  
jst3p: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

That is impossible. She is 15.


Maybe she had a permission slip
 
2010-05-06 12:04:17 PM  
jst3p: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

That is impossible. She is 15.


she had a permission slip from her parents, but she may have forged the signature
 
2010-05-06 12:04:40 PM  
tweekster: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

I am sure the beating was consensual too



oops! Didn't see that. My apologies.
 
2010-05-06 12:05:17 PM  
moogrum: jst3p: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

That is impossible. She is 15.

Maybe she had a permission slip


ooh, i will internet beat you across the face, quickdraw!
 
2010-05-06 12:05:55 PM  
browneye: If there was ever a post-child for an athlete not being able to adjust to civilian life after their career is done, Lawrence Taylor would be that person.

He kinda never adjusted to his professional life either. He just had more free time and fewer people to cover up for him after he retired.
 
2010-05-06 12:06:04 PM  
JohnBigBootay 2010-05-06 11:55:06 AM generaltimmy: I hope he did not do it.

None of that. The accusation has been made, therefore he's guilty.
=============================================

Sadly that's pretty much it these days.
 
2010-05-06 12:06:21 PM  
ackb4r: I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.

Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?
 
2010-05-06 12:07:21 PM  
medius: jst3p: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

That is impossible. She is 15.

she had a permission slip from her parents, but she may have forged the signature


My child can have sex with LT.

Epstein's mom.


/google it kids
 
2010-05-06 12:08:19 PM  
Well, she was 15 going on 29, and I'm sure LT practically had to take to sewing his pants shut...

/obscure?
 
2010-05-06 12:08:26 PM  
srhp29: ackb4r: I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.

Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?


Marv Albert - Framed
Kobe Bryant - Framed
Etc.

There's a big difference between being a scumbag and a rapist.
 
2010-05-06 12:08:39 PM  
dude he was just on tv too for a documentary about overcoming drug addiction and finally getting sober...

Hes just farked up..thats what i think
 
2010-05-06 12:08:49 PM  
lennavan: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

This is sarcasm, right? Sometimes text only internets ruin things for me.



I didn't see the beating part. But take that away, consensual sex with a 15 yo would not fall under the definition of rape. It would be statutory rape.
 
2010-05-06 12:08:57 PM  
If she was beaten, I'm not sure why they're only going for third degree rape here. Battery + Rape + Child Endangerment = Life if you're a normal person. (Three strikes you're out!)
 
2010-05-06 12:08:58 PM  
1980's New York sports legends really seem to like jail. Doc, Straw, LT, Gastineau. This is why I was always a fan of Mattingly, he never did stupid shiat.

/looking up more screw ups , I didn't know Mel Hall was in jail, and he beat LT'S record by raping a 12 yr old
 
2010-05-06 12:09:20 PM  
browneye: If there was ever a post-child for an athlete not being able to adjust to civilian life after their career is done, Lawrence Taylor would be that person.

Mike Webster.
Considered by many the best player ever at his position. His story is absolutely horrible. Although not full of the rapings and shiat...so not as media friendly, I suppose.
This is what old school 70's era football did to some men.

Link (new window)
 
2010-05-06 12:09:43 PM  
ackb4r: srhp29: ackb4r: I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.

Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?

Marv Albert - Framed
Kobe Bryant - Framed
Etc.

There's a big difference between being a scumbag and a rapist.


You keep using that word. I do not think in means what you think it means.
 
2010-05-06 12:10:18 PM  
mgs1170: browneye: If there was ever a post-child for an athlete not being able to adjust to civilian life after their career is done, Lawrence Taylor would be that person.

Mike Webster.
Considered by many the best player ever at his position. His story is absolutely horrible. Although not full of the rapings and shiat...so not as media friendly, I suppose.
This is what old school 70's era football did to some men.

Link (new window)


OJ Simpson laughs at both of you.
 
2010-05-06 12:10:22 PM  
jst3p: My child can have sex with LT.

Epstein's mom.


welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
 
2010-05-06 12:10:35 PM  
The man is always trying to keep a brother down.
 
2010-05-06 12:10:35 PM  
moogrum: jst3p: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

That is impossible. She is 15.

Maybe she had a permission slip


Rumor has it her nickname is "down to fark" which of course means she is a slut and therefore logically can not be raped because she is cock-hungry.
 
2010-05-06 12:10:37 PM  
jst3p: ackb4r: srhp29: ackb4r: I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.

Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?

Marv Albert - Framed
Kobe Bryant - Framed
Etc.

There's a big difference between being a scumbag and a rapist.

You keep using that word. I do not think in means what you think it means.


Apparently bribing the accuser = being framed
 
2010-05-06 12:10:58 PM  
Peter_B_Risen: lennavan: Peter_B_Risen: First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.

This is sarcasm, right? Sometimes text only internets ruin things for me.


I didn't see the beating part. But take that away, consensual sex with a 15 yo would not fall under the definition of rape. It would be statutory rape.


There is no such thing in the state of Florida.
 
2010-05-06 12:12:02 PM  
tweekster: jst3p: ackb4r: srhp29: ackb4r: I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.

Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?

Marv Albert - Framed
Kobe Bryant - Framed
Etc.

There's a big difference between being a scumbag and a rapist.

You keep using that word. I do not think in means what you think it means.

Apparently bribing the accuser = being framed


You mean like claiming someone committed a crime against you in an attempt to extort money from them?
 
2010-05-06 12:12:21 PM  
Now maybe Giants fans will stop complaining about Tomlinson not being the "real LT".
 
2010-05-06 12:13:38 PM  
I've had the unfortunate circumstance of having dealt with this idiot and his family far too many times in life. Absolute scum of the earth, and dumb as all hell to boot. Pathetic in every way, all of them.
 
2010-05-06 12:14:57 PM  
i238.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-06 12:15:03 PM  
srhp29: Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?

Well, you can think he's not a great guy but I really do think one should reserve judgment on the rape thing until the trial. But that's just me - I know, I'm one of those law and order kind of guys. We don't know what happened and even when we hear the story it won't be balanced. The balance doesn't really come in until the trial.
 
2010-05-06 12:15:27 PM  
ackb4r: tweekster: jst3p: ackb4r: srhp29: ackb4r: I'm going to hold off on judgment of LT until more facts come in.

Rape or no Rape the guy is pretty much a POS...So why wait?

Marv Albert - Framed
Kobe Bryant - Framed
Etc.

There's a big difference between being a scumbag and a rapist.

You keep using that word. I do not think in means what you think it means.

Apparently bribing the accuser = being framed

You mean like claiming someone committed a crime against you in an attempt to extort money from them?


While I see your point, that isn't being framed either.
 
2010-05-06 12:15:43 PM  
Don Henley also approves.
 
2010-05-06 12:16:05 PM  
Freak: Now maybe Giants fans will stop complaining about Tomlinson not being the "real LT".

Tomlinson is and always will be LT2
 
2010-05-06 12:16:34 PM  
Why do I have a feeling this thread will breakdown into a pissing contest of who had the best Tecmo Super Bowl seasons?
 
2010-05-06 12:17:03 PM  
Bonanza Jellybean: Say it ain't so, LT!

/did he snap her hymen like an...erm...twig?


Yeah. Sorry man, but if you're smacking around and raping 15 year olds, I think I am going to have to have Joe Theisman's people come after you with some rebar. He's been wanting payback for years.
 
2010-05-06 12:17:15 PM  
Apparently, she wasn't DTF.
 
2010-05-06 12:17:54 PM  
the biggest redneck here: I've had the unfortunate circumstance of having dealt with this idiot and his family far too many times in life. Absolute scum of the earth, and dumb as all hell to boot. Pathetic in every way, all of them.

Go on...

/nice mallards
 
2010-05-06 12:18:18 PM  
The two-time Super Bowl champion will be charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor.

The teen was reportedly beaten during the attack, the sources said.


Wow.
 
2010-05-06 12:19:14 PM  
a17rwk : you sir, are a genious.
 
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