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(NYPost)   Police tackle Lawrence Taylor on rape charges   (nypost.com) divider line 361
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2010-05-06 11:49:49 AM
This isn't the first time he's been arrested for illegal blow.
 
2010-05-06 11:49:58 AM
Erste!
 
2010-05-06 11:50:34 AM
(Crack) Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

/I'm Lawrence Taylor, beyotch!
 
2010-05-06 11:50:43 AM
And kids, don't smoke crack.
 
2010-05-06 11:50:43 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36987069/ns/sports-nfl/

Great picture choice:

msnbcmedia3.msn.com
 
2010-05-06 11:50:51 AM
15 will get you 20.


jb thread?
 
2010-05-06 11:51:03 AM
National
Felons
League
 
2010-05-06 11:51:17 AM
Was it rape or rape-rape?
 
2010-05-06 11:51:25 AM
Facepalm. 15? really?
 
2010-05-06 11:51:39 AM
"The two-time Super Bowl champion will be charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor.

The teen was reportedly beaten during the attack, the sources said."

How is that third degree?
 
2010-05-06 11:51:47 AM
After saying a Hail Mary, he blindsided her by splitting one of her bootlegs, finding the seam, spreading the gap, and then using her tight end as a wide receiver, to make maximum penetration of her red zone.

She audibled with a curl pattern, tried to scramble away, but he stood her upright with a lateral turnover, to once again use his skinny post on her pooch to flood the gap and get her back in the sack.

If convicted, I'm hoping for sudden death.
 
2010-05-06 11:51:53 AM
LT used to rape offensive linemen, now he allegedly rapes women.
 
2010-05-06 11:51:55 AM
Say it ain't so, LT!

/did he snap her hymen like an...erm...twig?
 
2010-05-06 11:51:57 AM
Meh,

He was just showing Ben how they did it in the old days
 
2010-05-06 11:51:59 AM
How long until Spike Lee's Favorite Farker draws the inevitable comparison to Rapey Ben?
 
2010-05-06 11:52:11 AM
He won the Theisman trophy.

He got to keep Theisman's leg after he broke it off.
 
2010-05-06 11:52:35 AM
White athlete: Called suspect. Investigation proceeds.

Black athlete: Go to jail. Do not pass go.
 
2010-05-06 11:53:08 AM
I see a new "you gonna get raped" pic being shooped before too long
 
2010-05-06 11:53:09 AM
Orgasmatron138: How long until Spike Lee's Favorite Farker draws the inevitable comparison to Rapey Ben?

2 seconds too late for you. Not Spike, but still a comparison. I hope he did not do it.
 
2010-05-06 11:53:28 AM
but that intervention special had me convinced he had changed!
 
2010-05-06 11:53:59 AM
tweekster: "The two-time Super Bowl champion will be charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor.

The teen was reportedly beaten during the attack, the sources said."

How is that third degree?


Yeah, he whooped her ass, this doesn't sound like it should be a statutory charge to me.
 
2010-05-06 11:54:14 AM
i just submitted this, late, with a "15-year-old crack habit" joke in the headline

/even TFers don't check the queue
 
2010-05-06 11:54:55 AM
medius: i just submitted this, late, with a "15-year-old crack habit" joke in the headline

/even TFers don't check the queue


I down voted it. I wish i could down vote it twice
 
2010-05-06 11:55:06 AM
generaltimmy: I hope he did not do it.

None of that. The accusation has been made, therefore he's guilty.
 
2010-05-06 11:55:19 AM
Thats not a nice thing to do.. and she was only 15.
 
2010-05-06 11:55:40 AM
I can just see the Just For Men ads:

"LT! Your love of no pubic hair
has put you in the electric chair!"
 
2010-05-06 11:55:45 AM
Unreal. What a dick. I use to idolize him when I was young.
His stint on "Dancing With the Stars" pretty much ended that. This don't help much either.
 
2010-05-06 11:56:02 AM
tweekster: I down voted it. I wish i could down vote it twice

you're in luck! i submitted it twice.
 
2010-05-06 11:56:07 AM
www.wpix.com
 
2010-05-06 11:56:30 AM
lilplatinum: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36987069/ns/sports-nfl/

Great picture choice:


What rape by L.T. might look like
 
2010-05-06 11:56:33 AM
tweekster: "The two-time Super Bowl champion will be charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor.

The teen was reportedly beaten during the attack, the sources said."

How is that third degree?


She asked him to do it?


Sorry, couldn't help myself there.

If he had sex with the 15 year old I hope he does hard time.
 
2010-05-06 11:56:45 AM
Roethlisberger and Kobe have already donated to his defense fund.
 
2010-05-06 11:56:45 AM
It's hard to stop raping when you've done it for a living most of your life. Whether it's opposing defenses or women, it's hard to stop.
 
2010-05-06 11:56:46 AM
Long lost brothers?

www.nypost.com

n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com
 
2010-05-06 11:56:51 AM
photo.who2.com

/Approves
 
2010-05-06 11:57:03 AM
img706.imageshack.us

I guess I'll get this started.
 
2010-05-06 11:57:09 AM
I remember the old joke about the Giants trying to trade for Refrigerator Perry so they could line up the Fridge next to the Coke machine. He was a fantastic player, but damn.
 
2010-05-06 11:57:46 AM
too scared for real pix, so you'll understand...no ban or jail for me.

pix.motivatedphotos.com
 
2010-05-06 11:58:40 AM
isn't he the one in the just for men commercials? No play for Mr Gray!
 
2010-05-06 11:58:43 AM
He should have just blamed LaDanian Tomlinson
 
2010-05-06 11:58:46 AM
This is why Jim Rome is a freaking genius. He will always have a subject to talk about on his show because there is always a sports or former sports idiot doing something bad or foolish.
 
2010-05-06 11:59:19 AM
See, this is why you get hurt playing on astroturf.
 
2010-05-06 11:59:28 AM
MilesTeg: /Approves

Close, but I think this one is closer:

uppitywoman08.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-05-06 11:59:39 AM
Is there a provision where someone can get kicked out of the Hall?
 
2010-05-06 12:00:32 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2010-05-06 12:00:43 PM
If there was ever a post-child for an athlete not being able to adjust to civilian life after their career is done, Lawrence Taylor would be that person.
 
2010-05-06 12:00:45 PM
Mart Laar's beard shaver: Is there a provision where someone can get kicked out of the Hall?

Maybe if you cheated.

He shouldn't be booted from the hall for this.
 
2010-05-06 12:00:58 PM
this story has it all. nfl, crimes, jailbait.

popcorn on.
 
2010-05-06 12:00:59 PM
First off, it may have been consensual sex. Then it wouldn't be rape.
 
2010-05-06 12:01:01 PM
irgunner Quote 2010-05-06 11:52:35 AM
White athlete: Called suspect. Investigation proceeds.

Black athlete: Go to jail. Do not pass go.


Well that just goes to show that the black athletes are not clever enough to have a posse of off duty cops with them to help them cover up their crime.
 
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