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(KING5) NewsFlash SeaTac partially evacuated after smoking bag found on tarmac. Amy Winehouse's manager apologizes, explains that she got lost   ( king5.com) divider line
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2010-05-06 10:34:18 AM  

THANKS A LOT, FARTBONGO!



/oblig
 
2010-05-06 10:34:37 AM  
I was an operative for SEATAC in the sixties.

Thin ties, sports cars and a Walther PPK.

Good times, man. Good times.
 
2010-05-06 10:34:37 AM  
Jesus Christ subby!
 
2010-05-06 10:35:36 AM  
ZING!
 
2010-05-06 10:36:29 AM  
Milton Bradley must really be angry...
 
2010-05-06 10:36:33 AM  
They better not mirandize that bag!!!

Waterboard all Samsonite!!!
 
2010-05-06 10:36:38 AM  
GIS for smoking bag...

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2010-05-06 10:36:48 AM  
so, uh, first a can of hairspray explodes in a bag, then somebody tries to smuggle a bunch of hothands in their luggage.

it almost seems like this shiat is hyped up so we continue to be afraid of something. i wonder what that could be.
 
2010-05-06 10:37:03 AM  
I keep my smoking bag under the couch, so I don't have to get up to pack another.
 
2010-05-06 10:37:09 AM  
My guess is this is going to turn out to be something stupid like a hand warmer or MRE heating pad (lots of military bases around here) and the media are going to turn it into something HUGE.
 
2010-05-06 10:37:12 AM  
made me laugh

thanks...
 
2010-05-06 10:37:32 AM  

SMOKING BAG THREAT LEVEL NOW AT WHITE-HOT, BABY!

 
2010-05-06 10:37:39 AM  
Partially evacuated? Did one of the higher-ups decide that this was an opportunity to do some downsizing?
 
2010-05-06 10:37:48 AM  
Awesome. +1
 
2010-05-06 10:37:56 AM  

trifthen: Jesus Christ subby!


Yeah, we had gone a good few months without a Winehouse headline!

What the hell man? I'm holding you and Fartbama responsible for this.
 
2010-05-06 10:38:09 AM  
boo!
 
2010-05-06 10:38:16 AM  
I thought this was going to be a thread about TeaBaggers.
 
2010-05-06 10:38:28 AM  

the-meter-man: GIS for smoking bag...


I wish smoking made me that happy.
 
2010-05-06 10:38:43 AM  
Seen leaving the scene
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2010-05-06 10:38:52 AM  
INFIDELS!

FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR JIHANDBAG!
 
2010-05-06 10:39:04 AM  
Welcome to the new America.

/The terrorists have won.
 
2010-05-06 10:39:46 AM  
I wonder how long the media will carryon about this?
 
2010-05-06 10:39:53 AM  
My surname is El Trollo.
 
2010-05-06 10:40:01 AM  

airsupport: INFIDELS!

FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR JIHANDBAG!


pure. farking. win.
 
2010-05-06 10:40:11 AM  
Ugh, the commute to work will likely suck because of this . . .
 
2010-05-06 10:40:15 AM  
FTFA: An airport spokesperson says the bag is in a "bag well" in Concourse A. because Concourse A is directly over the bag well.

At least we got that cleared up

/I think
 
2010-05-06 10:40:41 AM  

elmixtli: Welcome to the new America.

/The terrorists have won.


How have they won exactly? It turned out to be nothing, and precautions were taken just in case. I feel safe. Go fark yourself if you think any different.
 
2010-05-06 10:40:53 AM  
+1
 
2010-05-06 10:41:24 AM  

Donald_McRonald: the-meter-man: GIS for smoking bag...

I wish smoking made me that happy.


You're not smoking the right stuff.
 
2010-05-06 10:42:01 AM  
Ametuers
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2010-05-06 10:43:08 AM  

Donald_McRonald: the-meter-man: GIS for smoking bag...

I wish smoking made me that happy.


you need to change your smoking material.
 
2010-05-06 10:43:34 AM  
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2010-05-06 10:43:50 AM  

the-meter-man: GIS for smoking bag...


LMFAO!

Nice!

Subby

.05
 
2010-05-06 10:44:09 AM  
Yup, it's official - May is 'stupid terrorist' month.
 
2010-05-06 10:44:14 AM  

airsupport: I wonder how long the media will carryon about this?


I see what you did there. +2 internet points and a free pass to the Admirals Club.
 
2010-05-06 10:44:27 AM  
What a helpful, informative and succinct article. Also thanks for telling me that you'll tell me which flights will be delayed, then not telling me.


SEA-TAC, Wash. - Police have evacuated a portion of Sea-Tac International Airport due to suspicious bag in a baggage handling room.

According (to?) a brief Transportation Security Administration (TSA) statement, the baggage room and surrounding areas have been cleared of employees as a precaution while law enforcement officers and TSA agents investigate.

An airport spokesperson says the bag is in a "bag well" in Concourse A. because Concourse A is directly over the bag well. (I feel like I'm in a time warp) Betancourt doesn't know the number of people evacuated from the area but says it is not a large amount.

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is blocking the use of runways 16 Left and 34 Right, which are the closest to the terminal, until the situation is resolved. Terry Ann Betancourt said four flights are currently being delayed; two Delta and two American Airlines flights. Betancourt says the flight delays are
(are ... what? more information, please)

KING5 News reporter Tim Robinson says an airport employee said a smoking bag was spotted outside on the tarmac. The employee believed the bag was set to (set as in placed somewhere, or set as in intentions/future actions?) be loaded on a departing Delta Airlines flight.
 
2010-05-06 10:44:44 AM  
How ironic if it would have been this bag:

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Don'tcha think?

/♪it's like raaaaeeeaaaaiiiin♫
 
2010-05-06 10:46:02 AM  

CryingMime: airsupport: I wonder how long the media will carryon about this?

I see what you did there. +2 internet points and a free pass to the Admirals Club.



Five dollar beers for all my friends! Stewardess!
 
2010-05-06 10:49:47 AM  
OMG!! It must be a teabagger!
 
2010-05-06 10:50:25 AM  
Ssssmokin'!
[image from dailygab.com too old to be available]
 
2010-05-06 10:51:28 AM  
can't an mean old lady get a smoke in without evacuating an airport?
 
2010-05-06 10:51:50 AM  
It's a smoking battery charger: KOMO News (new window)

The terrorists have won.
 
2010-05-06 10:52:03 AM  
A suspicious bag on the a tarmac at Sea-Tac International Airport turned out to contain batteries and electronics.

OMFG!!!1
 
2010-05-06 10:52:10 AM  

Regnad Kcin: Ssssmokin'!


I just threw up a little in my mouth.

/And by "a little" I mean "a lot".
//And by "in my mouth" I mean "all over the floor."
 
2010-05-06 10:52:38 AM  
tarmac is a funny word.
 
2010-05-06 10:52:39 AM  

RonEdwards: How have they won exactly? It turned out to be nothing, and precautions were taken just in case. I feel safe. Go fark yourself if you think any different.


This is AWESOME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2010-05-06 10:52:50 AM  
"Betancourt doesn't know the number of people evacuated from the area but says it is not a large amount.

An amount of people? Were they liquefied after evacuation? Last time I checked people were countable things and moved in numbers, not amounts.
 
2010-05-06 10:53:19 AM  
SeaTec ... astronomy?

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/hot like too many secrets.
 
2010-05-06 10:53:34 AM  
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once and awhile.... it's a dildo.

Amirite guys?
 
2010-05-06 10:53:59 AM  

Regnad Kcin: Ssssmokin'!


Damn. Keith Richards is looking like shiatt.
 
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