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(NYPost)   More gossip from the new Sinatra book: JFK did coke, his dad did hookers and Frank had to hide his enormous schlong in custom underwear   (nypost.com) divider line 93
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2003-05-13 08:44:12 AM
Oh yeah, and my mom did back alley abortions. Happy now?
 
2003-05-13 08:51:47 AM
"There's only 10lbs. of Sinatra but there's 110lbs of =
cock"
Ava Gardner

 
2003-05-13 09:12:21 AM
Yeah, right.
 
2003-05-13 09:19:03 AM
Oh brother.

Next he'll be saying they drugged Marilyn Monroe in her bed to shut her up from babbling to the media about JFK's mafia connections.
 
2003-05-13 10:16:48 AM
They didn't call him Frank for nothing.
 
2003-05-13 10:17:03 AM


"I've Got the World on a String...and a huge wang tucked in my undies"
 
2003-05-13 10:18:17 AM
Is it just me, or is Maggie getting fat??
 
2003-05-13 10:19:01 AM
Sure. Do your lines...but don't be surprised when you're parking between the lines when you move your VAN down by the RIVER!
 
2003-05-13 10:19:32 AM
maggie's not fat. but she needs to lay off the blue eye shadow.

and sinatra would hit it. ring a ding a ding
 
2003-05-13 10:20:39 AM
This was featured in the new issue of playboy. My big suprise was reading that Judy Garland gave great BJs. I'll never look at the Wizard of Oz in the same way.
 
2003-05-13 10:26:49 AM
Let sleeping dogs lie already. JFK has been dead for almost 40 years.
 
2003-05-13 10:27:36 AM
its not *fat* its cylindrical
 
2003-05-13 10:29:29 AM
f Sinatra
 
2003-05-13 10:29:47 AM
* He concealed an enormous penis by wearing custom-made underwear.

------------
And I thought I was the only one with THAT problem.
 
2003-05-13 10:33:28 AM
Maggie's fat in all the right places...both of them.
 
2003-05-13 10:34:31 AM
This is old news. It was in last month's Playboy.
See? I knew you guys weren't buying it 'just for the articles'.
 
2003-05-13 10:37:29 AM
Yeah, I saw the Judy Garland blow jobs comment, too.... jaw is still dragging on the floor, aghast. PERFECT blow jobs, no less. yummy!
 
2003-05-13 10:38:30 AM
That's how my biography will read too. Mostly because I'm writing it myself.
 
2003-05-13 10:40:23 AM
if I had a schlong that big there is NO WAY I would make any effort at all to hide it. Short shorts all day long, tight pants all night.
 
2003-05-13 10:41:13 AM
and nobody asked for pictures yet? you're slipping farkers!
 
2003-05-13 10:43:21 AM
Cokemonkey

You just burned an image into my mind that doesn't need to be there. Thanks a lot. ;-)
 
2003-05-13 10:44:51 AM
It didn't say whose penis it was though.
 
2003-05-13 10:45:28 AM
So once again we dig up a bunch of dead people and laugh and giggle at the dead ones peccadilloes. So the Bill Clinton will not look so bad. Why doesnt some one just get the pope to declare him a saint and then we can go back to our own vices. always remember a BJ in the raw is worth more than 200 in the newspaper....even the new york times.
 
2003-05-13 10:47:44 AM
Did anyone read the Playboy article on Sinatra's valet last month? He talks about how JFK loved getting massages from him (the valet, not Mr. Schlong) and would always talk sex. One time while getting a back rub the JFK asked if Shirley McClain had red pubes and was telling him how Dietrich gave him hand release. When he rolled him over the valet said JFK had an enourmous boner showing through his underwear. Sounds a little kinky to me.
 
2003-05-13 10:48:36 AM
enormous penis and talent?

Respect...
 
2003-05-13 10:51:27 AM
a friend of mine said she was hanging out with her brother one time at a party, and he must have said something funny about her because she laughed and then gave him a friendly smack on the leg, halfway down his thigh. To her horror, she realized that his leg wasnt the only thing she had smacked. I want one like THAT.
</shallow and insecure>
 
2003-05-13 10:56:04 AM
EnglighMan, are you suggesting schlongthievery?
 
2003-05-13 10:56:25 AM
Shouldn't this have the OBVIOUS tag
 
2003-05-13 10:57:56 AM
written by Richard Johnson.... how appropriate!
 
2003-05-13 10:58:25 AM
Frank Sinatra was a womanizing bastard. He should not be revered, but he should be remembered for what he was: a piece of crap.
 
2003-05-13 11:02:50 AM
i want a pic of the shlong to judge for myself! that and because 3horn isn't around to give us farkettes a substitute to look at.
 
2003-05-13 11:06:20 AM
Oh, c'mon, this is fun. I love reading about all this old-school horniness and I'm so curious just exactly how big "enormous" is in terms of Frank's frank.... Hmmmmmm....
 
2003-05-13 11:11:54 AM
Krammer
Is it just me, or is Maggie getting fat??

I don't know, Krammer... are you getting fat?
 
2003-05-13 11:12:15 AM
Where are the nekked Maggie pics?
 
2003-05-13 11:20:33 AM
Strangers in the night... exchanging fluids

Well, what about all the mobsters with shlamediums or shlorts? No respect for them?
 
2003-05-13 11:22:43 AM
thats what i'm saying, Jeebus_Frist.
 
2003-05-13 11:26:38 AM
Avixxen2, nice farkin picture, very nice

"Strangers in the night..exchanging glances, staring at my schlong, what were the chances, we'd do nasty things..."

OK so i got nothin...
 
2003-05-13 11:34:34 AM
JFKs father Joe Kennedy was a bigot who told racist jokes about blacks and Jews and particularly hated Sammy Davis Jr


can't imagine why he'd pick on poor Sammy.
 
2003-05-13 11:37:33 AM
In a perfect world, we would all have custom underwear or none at all
 
pr2
2003-05-13 11:46:44 AM
custom underwear? Us poor folk use duct tape.
 
2003-05-13 11:48:04 AM
I just tuck it in my sock.
 
2003-05-13 11:55:29 AM
LOL! thanks, Highestfarknumberever!


hmmm, Pr2 support and hair removal all in one garment?
 
2003-05-13 11:59:13 AM
Its pretty much true... but so what? You expect famous people to be nice wonderful do-nothing-wrong type people? Stop living in a little fantasy world.
 
2003-05-13 12:00:18 PM
if I had a huge schlong, I wouldn't try to conceal it.
 
2003-05-13 12:00:32 PM
I bet old blue eyes was pulling a "Derek Smalls" from Spinal Tap. Cucumber wrapped in tin foil, and then a pair of custom undies to make it look like you're trying to hide a big schlong.

/Jealous
 
2003-05-13 12:00:37 PM
I use a sock to pretend I need something to tuck in a sock.
 
2003-05-13 12:03:55 PM
Are women that impressed with schlong size??? I thought it was overall looks and personality that attract women??? What about it Farkettes, so you check out the package when meeting guys?
 
2003-05-13 12:04:09 PM
who is this Maggie that was being discussed .... ? i read the article and this thread and I am in the dark .. Who? ..
 
2003-05-13 12:07:30 PM
Maggie is the Girl int the SbB advertisement with the enormous hooters
 
2003-05-13 12:08:18 PM
ahhh gotcha .. and gy-normous they are
 
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