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(I Saw a turtle) Weeners Origami of the penis. (Note to self, avoid sharp creases)   ( divider line
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21235 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2003 at 12:27 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-13 05:27:14 AM  
2003-05-13 09:16:00 AM  
<a href="">The book is available on</a>.. now who's up for puppetry of the vag?
2003-05-13 09:17:06 AM  
The book is available on and html should be used with the HTML enabled box checked..
2003-05-13 10:19:47 AM  
I want to change my FARK login to Escroto!
2003-05-13 12:30:40 PM  
That is quite likely the most disturbing thing I have yet seen. Help.
2003-05-13 12:32:36 PM  
Yeah, but can he shape it into a lasso and swing it over his head?
2003-05-13 12:33:01 PM  
My guess would be that you can't do this with a millimener peener.
2003-05-13 12:33:11 PM  
Those photos made my penis sad and scared. I'll have to stroke him to make him feel better.
2003-05-13 12:33:34 PM  
Woohoo! not as good as (nsfw)
weiner..................oh my!!
2003-05-13 12:36:08 PM  

not my own link, but i put a folder in there for farkers(or farkettes) to put their very own boobies and/or weeners there.
2003-05-13 12:36:47 PM  
Enough with the overused/over-gay "I saw a turtle" references. Even if it was your cheesy $10's OVER. Like a dead horse.
2003-05-13 12:36:59 PM  
After being subjected to that, I must go poke out my mind's eye!
2003-05-13 12:39:36 PM  
2003-05-13 12:41:48 PM  
That's a funny title because it happened to me last night. I was making out on the couch naked with my GF and got up to put some baked potatoes into the oven. I put some foil down on the counter to wrap them in and cut the tip of my dick (Maximus) on the edge of the foil, which was sticking out over the edge of the counter.
Note to self: Avoid cooking when you have a hard on.
2003-05-13 12:44:01 PM  
Oh my. This makes the turtle trick look like nothing.
2003-05-13 12:44:11 PM  
you should have been obvious...but well--thansk for the no nsfw warning. ug. and i really AM at work too...D'OH.
2003-05-13 12:44:40 PM  
I'll be in the lunch room removing my eyeballs with a plastic spoon if anybody needs me...
2003-05-13 12:45:29 PM  
So does this make them showers and not growers?? ;)
2003-05-13 12:46:42 PM  
Thanks to the posters in here...I won't bother to look.
2003-05-13 12:49:54 PM  
Ok, can someone post a picture of Orlando Bloom, Wolverine, or whomever to get those images out of my head? Definitely not the kind of weeners I wanted to see....
2003-05-13 12:56:06 PM  
2003-05-13 12:57:57 PM  
Time for puppetry of the Vagina!

There's the butterfly, the flower, umm the Chunnel, the bulldog eating mayonaise.
2003-05-13 12:58:09 PM  
Here ya go....

[image from too old to be available]
2003-05-13 12:59:02 PM  
2003-05-13 12:59:35 PM  
I've got foreskin and that still looks like it's going to hurt.
2003-05-13 01:01:55 PM  
never mind oragami, the guy needs to learn to braid, probably has enough for corn rows......
2003-05-13 01:07:07 PM  
Would you pay $40 to see this shiat live? I know I didn't.
2003-05-13 01:11:14 PM  
Yep, coulda used a NSFW. Guess I shoulda checked here first...

/Cleaning cache...
2003-05-13 01:15:25 PM  
Portuguese site (not portuguese "artists", though). Anyway, WE RULE!
2003-05-13 01:17:17 PM  
Rillion saves the day!
2003-05-13 01:21:34 PM  
must save eyes by looking at boobies directly above it...
2003-05-13 01:26:24 PM  
If I don't wash for a couple of weeks, I can do the "cheeseburger".
2003-05-13 01:27:49 PM  
well after reading these comments I'm alternately scared to view said page and majorly curious. Good thing I'm at work and I can't really give into said curiosity.
2003-05-13 01:36:37 PM  
One word... GROSS!! That dude needs to have some hair trimmed!
2003-05-13 01:37:08 PM  
Well, that was unpleasant.
2003-05-13 01:38:46 PM  
Haven't we already had a bunch of Puppetry of the Penis links?
2003-05-13 01:40:15 PM  
Ugh. Not pretty. (Orlando helps. Orlando definately helps.)

That made me uncomfortable without having a penis.

Might stretchy those things, aren't they?
2003-05-13 01:44:33 PM  
2003-05-13 01:47:02 PM  
Bless you Rillion!
2003-05-13 01:50:46 PM  
I totally submitted an article about kokigami the other day. Admins hate me.

2003-05-13 01:51:17 PM  
I'm a lover of penis in every way, but that actually made me cringe. The hamburger looks painful and not at all appetizing.
2003-05-13 02:01:50 PM  
Wow. That's quite the man-bush he's got goin' on there.
2003-05-13 02:02:50 PM  
and no one mentioned the RELGIO DE PULSO yet......
2003-05-13 02:05:36 PM  
The windsurfer one has damaged me for life! I don't know that I'll ever be able to look at a penis ever again.
2003-05-13 02:10:21 PM  
I asked my "little" guy and his two buddies. They were not happy campers. I guess I'll pass???
2003-05-13 02:22:05 PM  
OMFGLOL!!1! I can't wait till my husband gets home and we can try these. His Regulo de pulso would wrap twice, and he'd have a double cheesburger.

Isn't a "Weeners" link inherently NSFW? I presumed it was.
2003-05-13 02:22:48 PM  
that is so wrong. sooo wrooong.
and if you value your sanity after all this, don't go to CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE's link either. some of the guys there do that stuff. :( any one got any eyedrops with bleach?
2003-05-13 02:23:53 PM  

I can tell by your name and the name of your location that you sir are a sweet,clean P1 listener of the Ticket. Am i right ?
2003-05-13 02:29:18 PM  
I think this is what that guy "opasound" is up to.
2003-05-13 02:37:33 PM  
I can twist mine into a figure 8 like a piece of danish. To hell with hamburgers.
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