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2010-05-03 04:13:35 PM  
Cheaper, easier and more fun than a vasectomy.
 
2010-05-03 04:16:12 PM  
take it from someone who actually caught the girl way out of his league. No matter how hot she is, there is a guy somewhere tired of her shiat.
 
2010-05-03 04:18:42 PM  
Yeah. I've out-kicked my coverage before.
 
2010-05-03 04:21:32 PM  
Most men have never met a woman out of their league. Just a bunch of stuck-up biatches who we wouldn't want to spend time with, anyway.
 
2010-05-03 04:51:56 PM  
Even if I got the out-of-league girl, I'd always be worried as to whether someone else has instead caught her eye. Not worth it in my book. I'd much rather go with the girl with whom I can see eye-to-eye.
 
2010-05-03 05:03:11 PM  
Dated a girl way out of my league for 2 months once...ONCE.

/Got tired of her shiat real quick.
 
2010-05-03 05:44:07 PM  
Courting? Well there's your problem right there.
 
2010-05-03 06:08:39 PM  
make me some tea: Even if I got the out-of-league girl, I'd always be worried as to whether someone else has instead caught her eye.

Hell, even if I got the in-my-league girl, I'd expect that to happen.
 
2010-05-03 06:32:08 PM  
When a woman is said to be "out of your league," it really just means you don't have enough money. Women of equal beauty and intelligence who don't carry around a sense of entitlement are instead said to be "down-to-earth."
 
2010-05-03 06:42:07 PM  
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: When a woman is said to be "out of your league," it really just means you don't have enough money.

Yup. Your biatch wants steak.
 
2010-05-03 07:11:51 PM  
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: When a woman is said to be "out of your league," it really just means you don't have enough money. Women of equal beauty and intelligence who don't carry around a sense of entitlement are instead said to be "down-to-earth."

Man, I wish I could embroider, because I'd totally stitch that up and hang it over my knicknack shelf of Hummel figurines -ahem, gun cabinet. +1
 
2010-05-03 07:16:25 PM  
make me some tea: Even if I got the out-of-league girl, I'd always be worried as to whether someone else has instead caught her eye. Not worth it in my book. I'd much rather go with the girl with whom I can see eye-to-eye.

Who would catch their eye? Mr. Clean or the Jolly Green Giant? Why are you letting your women out of the kitchen?

/not so serious
 
2010-05-03 07:17:52 PM  
This is why I only date skanks.
 
2010-05-03 07:20:19 PM  
Strike ". . . out of your league . . ." and the headline is 100% accurate.
 
2010-05-03 07:20:22 PM  
Fat chicks allowed?
 
2010-05-03 07:29:28 PM  
A man's league is directly related to his wallet.
 
2010-05-03 07:45:42 PM  
I've dated out-of-my-league, looks-wise, on a number of occasions. It's really not that stressful as long as you develop an overly-inflated ego to drown-out your insecurities. Establish early that you wear the pants and it'll be just like any other relationship. In fact, exhibiting that kind of confidence is what will help you get the out-of-your-leaguer in the first place.

If you really are worried that some other dude is going to eventually lure her away, just don't get too attached and enjoy it while it lasts.
 
2010-05-03 07:48:06 PM  
scavenger: A man's league is directly related to his wallet.


Not necessarily. I've had friends who are good at getting women, not because they have money or are even particularly good looking. They just approach a lot of women and handle rejection well.

Sure, they get told to fark off eight times in a half hour, but then they finally meet a girl with low enough self-esteem and they're good to go.

My step-brother used to do this all the time before he got married. He would just go up to random women and ask them if they wanted to make out. It was hilarious to watch the indignant responses he'd get from some of the women, but every once and while we'd lose track of him and start looking around the bar until we saw him making out with some chick in the corner.
 
2010-05-03 07:49:27 PM  
The most beautiful women in the world are still going to be messed up in the head, and therefore not out of your league. You just have to like crazy..
 
2010-05-03 08:08:30 PM  
Did anyone else notice that the research subjects actually paid to participate in this study? Somewhere there is a really wicked smaht scientist.
 
2010-05-03 08:33:27 PM  
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2010-05-03 08:47:10 PM  
For men, courting a woman out of your league is as stressful as jumping out of an airplane. If you are lucky enough to get the girl, the chronic stress will lead to impotence

I am living proof that this is bullshiat.
 
2010-05-03 08:50:13 PM  
I've never dated out of my league. Ever. I am an amazingly attractive man, and I have yet to meet a woman who was at least my equal in the looks department. That's why I jack off in front of a mirror.
 
2010-05-03 08:55:22 PM  
As someone who was asked last weekend to go dancing with a girl who I thought was completely out of my league, I'm getting a real kick...
 
2010-05-03 08:57:57 PM  
Aim lower. Jump out of a moving car.
 
2010-05-03 09:00:00 PM  
Married 2.5+ years to the lovely lady in my profile. Still cock on rock.
 
2010-05-03 09:00:40 PM  
I married way out of my league, lookswise. Here's one of her leverage arguments from before we were divorced: "I got a million guys in line waiting to fark me." Your money and attention and will never match the total of everyone else's.

After we were divorced, she gave me this quote on my birthday: "I don't have any friends. All the guys want to fark me and all the girls hate me for it." Very nice birthday present.

Hot girlfriend, good.
Hot wife, bad.
Hot ex, good.
 
2010-05-03 09:00:47 PM  
Seriously, go get yourself shot down a few times, just so you know it's not the end of the farking world. You only have to get it right once.

Or twice, if her friend is into it.
 
F42
2010-05-03 09:05:06 PM  
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind
 
F42
2010-05-03 09:09:18 PM  
Balchinian: For men, courting a woman out of your league is as stressful as jumping out of an airplane. If you are lucky enough to get the girl, the chronic stress will lead to impotence

I am living proof that this is bullshiat.


You were impotent to begin with?
 
2010-05-03 09:30:29 PM  
also... i may add. No matter how hot they are, there's plenty of guys out there sick of farking them.
 
2010-05-03 09:41:14 PM  
don't they have pills for that?


just saying'...
 
2010-05-03 09:53:52 PM  
The WindowLicker: Did anyone else notice that the research subjects actually paid to participate in this study? Somewhere there is a really wicked smaht scientist.

that's what I thought - i had to re read that line a few times..
 
2010-05-03 10:00:41 PM  
Saw that movie at the dollar theatre this past weekend. Please don't judge me.

/most women are out of my league
 
2010-05-03 10:06:32 PM  
F42: If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind


Or:


Warm in the Winter,
Shady in the Summertime;
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!

Now when she's tickled,
So much of her has the biggest time;
I tell all my jokes to that fat gal of mine.

She's never fickle;
You better put your name on the dotted line,
First time you meet with with a big fat gal like mine!

This hard-time talk don't trouble me;
I keep as happy as a honeybee;
If things get rough and times get hard,
I'll render my gal and sell the lard.

Warm in the Winter,
Shady in the Summertime;
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
 
2010-05-03 10:27:16 PM  
CowboyNinjaD: scavenger: A man's league is directly related to his wallet.


Not necessarily. I've had friends who are good at getting women, not because they have money or are even particularly good looking. They just approach a lot of women and handle rejection well.

Sure, they get told to fark off eight times in a half hour, but then they finally meet a girl with low enough self-esteem and they're good to go.

My step-brother used to do this all the time before he got married. He would just go up to random women and ask them if they wanted to make out. It was hilarious to watch the indignant responses he'd get from some of the women, but every once and while we'd lose track of him and start looking around the bar until we saw him making out with some chick in the corner.


My dad loves telling the story of his college buddy who would hang out in front of the local watering hole, asking any random hot young female, "May I bite your thigh?"

My dad, when told this, asked, "Don't you get slapped a lot?"

"Yeah." says the buddy. "But I also get laid a lot."

Of course, it was the sixties, so that sort of thing wouldn't land you in jail.
 
2010-05-03 10:41:53 PM  
shower_in_my_socks: I've dated out-of-my-league, looks-wise, on a number of occasions. It's really not that stressful as long as you develop an overly-inflated ego to drown-out your insecurities. Establish early that you wear the pants and it'll be just like any other relationship. In fact, exhibiting that kind of confidence is what will help you get the out-of-your-leaguer in the first place.

If you really are worried that some other dude is going to eventually lure her away, just don't get too attached and enjoy it while it lasts.


Oh, wow. I bet every chick you date has the same opinion of you once its done.
 
2010-05-03 11:38:28 PM  
shower_in_my_socks: I've dated out-of-my-league, looks-wise, on a number of occasions. It's really not that stressful as long as you develop an overly-inflated ego to drown-out your insecurities. Establish early that you wear the pants and it'll be just like any other relationship. In fact, exhibiting that kind of confidence is what will help you get the out-of-your-leaguer in the first place.

If you really are worried that some other dude is going to eventually lure her away, just don't get too attached and enjoy it while it lasts.


This. The problem is that most guys, when confronted with the slimmest chance of hooking up with a hot woman, think that it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. That is what causes the stressful physiological responses - the desperation factor. Women can spot that from the slightest little signal. They see it multiple times every day, and they are tuned into it as a result.

That once-in-a-lifetime attitude can also result in a whole host of other problems when in a long term relationship with a hot woman.

Learn to control these responses, using whatever method works for you, and you won't believe the success and happiness that you will have.
 
2010-05-04 12:16:19 AM  
awaken101: Married 2.5+ years to the lovely lady in my profile. Still cock on rock.

Dude, she has two heads. And I'm not really sure I want to know what 'cock on rock' means.
 
2010-05-04 12:19:08 AM  
drewkumo: Warm in the Winter,
Shady in the Summertime;
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!

Now when she's tickled,
So much of her has the biggest time;
I tell all my jokes to that fat gal of mine.

She's never fickle;
You better put your name on the dotted line,
First time you meet with with a big fat gal like mine!

This hard-time talk don't trouble me;
I keep as happy as a honeybee;
If things get rough and times get hard,
I'll render my gal and sell the lard.

Warm in the Winter,
Shady in the Summertime;
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!


Oh my god. This is the greatest song ever.
 
2010-05-04 12:54:38 AM  
High maintenance is high maintenance. Have your fun, but some things are better leased than owned.
 
2010-05-04 01:26:02 AM  
Fomby_Belcher: This. The problem is that most guys, when confronted with the slimmest chance of hooking up with a hot woman, think that it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. That is what causes the stressful physiological responses - the desperation factor. Women can spot that from the slightest little signal. They see it multiple times every day, and they are tuned into it as a result.

That once-in-a-lifetime attitude can also result in a whole host of other problems when in a long term relationship with a hot woman.

Learn to control these responses, using whatever method works for you, and you won't believe the success and happiness that you will have.


Bears repeating.

Guys who go out and hit on hot girls eventually realize that a girl being hot isn't the end-all be-all. And, for the most part, these guys even end up developing standards beyond physical attractiveness. Ridiculous, I know.
 
2010-05-04 01:31:53 AM  
If it flies, floats or farks....
 
2010-05-04 03:04:19 AM  
keflex: Fomby_Belcher: This. The problem is that most guys, when confronted with the slimmest chance of hooking up with a hot woman, think that it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. That is what causes the stressful physiological responses - the desperation factor. Women can spot that from the slightest little signal. They see it multiple times every day, and they are tuned into it as a result.

That once-in-a-lifetime attitude can also result in a whole host of other problems when in a long term relationship with a hot woman.

Learn to control these responses, using whatever method works for you, and you won't believe the success and happiness that you will have.

Bears repeating.

Guys who go out and hit on hot girls eventually realize that a girl being hot isn't the end-all be-all. And, for the most part, these guys even end up developing standards beyond physical attractiveness. Ridiculous, I know.


What would probably help a lot of guys IMMEDIATELY is to live in a place where there are tons of hot women. Once it sets in that beauty is common, it becomes a lot less intimidating. Hot girl acting like a coont? fark her, there are a million more that look like her and many of those don't have an attitude. Who cares?

That being said, I've eliminated the stress of relationships by not having one. Seriously, like a one night stand that maybe drags out for two weeks if the sex was good and that's it. Get into a relationship and they want to take away from my gym and playstation time.

I'll settle down when I'm ready for kids and they need a mom. Relationships are waste IMO.

Yes, slightly jaded tonight.
 
2010-05-04 08:01:13 AM  
Kurmudgeon: High maintenance is high maintenance. Have your fun, but some things are better leased than owned.

....and this thread is officially closed.
 
2010-05-04 08:37:30 AM  
How has no one mentioned that jumping out of planes is totally awesome? When you land, you feel like you can throw cars around due to the adrenaline rush.
 
2010-05-04 09:27:56 AM  
After way too many years of aspergering myself in the presence of just about any female of the species, that damn fool advice from The Tao of Steve actually worked for me: be cool, be good, be gone.

Seriously, go get yourself shot down a few times just to cement the notion that it's not the end of the world. Then with judiciously applied desirelessness you'll be able to see past the hot more easily, onward to get readings on sanity and brains.

Do that and landing somebody fine takes care of itself more often than not.
 
2010-05-04 11:33:03 AM  
I'll fark up the quote, but in the last thread like this some Farker posted the following from 'shiat my Dad says' -

'Out of your league? Hell, son - let Her figure out why she won't date you. There's no reason for you to come up with reasons for her.'
 
2010-05-04 12:33:51 PM  
48 comments and no one has mentioned a pedestal yet?
 
2010-05-04 12:50:50 PM  
my pappy always said "if it flies, floats or farks, rent it!"
 
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