Nova Scotia, Canada's Florida.

Man-cat love trifecta in play.

What's his fark handle?

Your dog wants pictures

Kumana Wanalaia: What's his fark handle?

Kumana Wanalaiakitty

He pushed her? It means he likes her.

I just wonder if the cat was declawed.

Stick a gun in his ass and pull the trigger. Seems like a fair punishment.

Mock26: Stick a gun in his ass and pull the trigger. Seems like a fair punishment.



Nobody farks with the Jesus!

cat love trifecta in play

So he wants a little p#$$y

jehovahs witness protection: I_Am_Weasel: That was a rather odd article. The headline really doesn't do it justice.

In one case, the teen grabbed a woman's buttocks, then went to her home a few days later and pushed her.

The boy sexually abused his family cat on Jan. 16, while on deferred custody for a previous conviction.

I was going to make some sort of smart-assed pussy comment, but I'm not sure I can top what was written.

Wait till you hear the judge call Fluffy to the witness stand.

/cue cat on witness stand poster with a "I can step down nowz?"

was the cat hot?

copycat!

what a horny little bastard.

hahaha from Dartmouth Nova Scotia...not really surprised.

Was the cat's name "Felicia" by chance?

/hot like...well, her.

"In one case, the teen grabbed a woman's buttocks, then went to her home a few days later and pushed her."

At least he didn't kick her in the box.

I submitted this with a better headline:
Teen admits to sexual assault of woman and cat, claims he misunderstood the slang

God, please don't tell me this means he farked the cat.

Fluffy, can you show us, on this Garfield doll, where he touched you?

Has anyone mentioned a trifecta might be in play?

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

Guess a cat really is fine too.

FTA: The judge ordered an assessment to determine whether he can be placed in the Initiative for Sexually Aggressive Youth, a treatment program at the IWK Health Centre in Halifax for youth with sexually inappropriate behaviour.

There's a waiting list, which means the teen may not be seen before August, the Crown prosecutor told the court.

I'm keeping my cat the fark away from Halifax.

Caturday is early this week?

The man in question?

There's a waiting list, which means the teen may not be seen before August, the Crown prosecutor told the court.

There's a waiting list for cat farkers?

The Good Logins are Gone: Fluffy, can you show us, on this Garfield doll, where he touched you?

Yes, I understand that you simply want to bat it about and rake it with your hindpaws, but I'll need you to answer the question...

"he boy sexually abused his family cat"

sorry but... How?

/gets pen and paper ready

BusaPilot: There's a waiting list, which means the teen may not be seen before August, the Crown prosecutor told the court.

There's a waiting list for cat farkers?

I hope they don't get me. I had a cat in heat, and following some perhaps dubious advice, decided to help satisfy her by inserting a lubricated Q-tip into her nether parts. It could have worked better, I suppose, but I just couldn't bring myself to bite her on the back of the neck at the same time.

Was it this cat?

See, this is why growing on Disney movies and anime can affect you. You start getting all these weird ideas about animals, next thing you know, you're on your house dressed in a fox costume, making strange comments on internet forums when they're discussing beastiality-related news articles.

Pussy can be exhausting.

SHOCKED!

You're naked, there's a fourteen-year-old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got Cool Whip...

Ghastly: Mew gonna get raped.

Excellent!!!
Also, this guy who lives in the apartment across from me thought it would be cool to put some Mardi Gras beads on my cat, O'toole. I'd warned everyone in the building not to fark with him, but this guy is an asshat times ten. So he comes over whining about his hand (and O'toole had done himself proud) and I told him, "You're lucky you didn't lose the whole thing." It's not like I hadn't told him, directly, that he'd likely lose a digit if he farked with O'toole. This story makes me think it's a shame A.Hat didn't try this with O'toole. Would've been a little less dumbassery in the world. Headline would've read "O'toole removes tool of tool."

TheKickinMule: Ghastly: Mew gonna get raped.

Excellent!!!
Also, this guy who lives in the apartment across from me thought it would be cool to put some Mardi Gras beads on my cat, O'toole. I'd warned everyone in the building not to fark with him, but this guy is an asshat times ten. So he comes over whining about his hand (and O'toole had done himself proud) and I told him, "You're lucky you didn't lose the whole thing." It's not like I hadn't told him, directly, that he'd likely lose a digit if he farked with O'toole. This story makes me think it's a shame A.Hat didn't try this with O'toole. Would've been a little less dumbassery in the world. Headline would've read "O'toole removes tool of tool."

So, your cat just wanders the complex?