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2001-10-03 12:11:30 AM
What were people expecting, a hardcore sex video? Also, I really think that myCFnow website is ugly...
 
2001-10-03 12:13:15 AM
This has really shattered the hopes of everyone who was expecting to see her fake ass boobies.

Including my sorry self.

fark.

boobies. ;P
 
2001-10-03 12:17:22 AM
Damnit. 89% of all porn stars are better looking than her and you get to see them naked for a nominal fee.
 
2001-10-03 12:21:08 AM
wasn't she gonna pose for playboy a while back? or did her publicist decide at the last minute that it might not be so good for her virgin image?
 
2001-10-03 12:22:19 AM
Boogybrown: Where do you get your stats? Porn world weekly, or is it another trade publication?
 
2001-10-03 12:23:55 AM
What was the sherif doing watching the video?
 
2001-10-03 12:24:53 AM
If I wanted to see skank tits like Britney's I'd go on usenet. If I want to see real ladies I know where to find 'em. They aren't online, I'll tell ya' that much... nor are they at the titty bar.
 
2001-10-03 12:25:59 AM
Umm... is there a reason why the "Authorities" watched the entire video? What does watching the video have to do with the case against the thieves?

I mean, I'd watch it too just to see if there was anything good on it, but I wouldn't tell everyone.
 
2001-10-03 12:37:57 AM
I'm sure Spears was right there with the theives in the house. Paying them good money to actually "steal" the video.

I'll say it now as I said it in the past.

Spears isn't all that hot anyways.
 
2001-10-03 12:39:02 AM
I can see the deputies now. Tape in vcr, bottle of lube, pants around ankles, sweat beading up above their upper lip.
"Keep fast fowarding Eddie! This biatch is supposed to be nekkid in here somewheres."
Finally two hours later the bitter truth sinks in. She isn't naked, and they're a group of men standing around with their pants around their ankles.
"Uh guys.....this never happend"
"Everyone back to work. Who want doughnuts?"
 
2001-10-03 12:53:40 AM
If there was nothing good on it then why were those idiots making dubs? What a bunch of morons.
 
2001-10-03 12:59:40 AM
We need a "Who Cares" tag. It's not like it was going to be another Pam and Tommy video. If the N'Stink kid is really boinking her, I don't think he'd be dumb enough to make a video of it. (then again...)
 
2001-10-03 01:02:59 AM
kingofthepooeaters: you have a very disturbing imagination.
 
2001-10-03 01:03:16 AM
Porn Today Magazine.
 
2001-10-03 01:05:14 AM
Thank you Boogy.
 
2001-10-03 01:11:45 AM
I wonder if any of the footage was of her shoving Ho-Ho's and Twinkies in with both hands.
 
2001-10-03 01:27:14 AM
damn fat bastards

heh

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2001-10-03 02:08:39 AM
SmokingGun! SmokingGun!
 
2001-10-03 03:35:36 AM
"Okaloosa County sheriff's spokesman Rick Hord said that the tape was far from sensational, and, in fact, it was boring."

I'm waiting for authorities to call her music uninspiring, and her clothes illegal to be worn.

Best of both worlds...
 
2001-10-03 05:33:19 AM
Funniest thing is the link underneath.

Spears, boyfriends tape stolen.

You cant be a real man, if your woman earns more than you.

Spears to the NSync guy: Dammit b1tch, i had a long day, wheres my food.
 
2001-10-03 06:06:34 AM
in a related story, spears is suing the okaloosa county sheriff's department for defamation and slander. in ms. spears' press release, she is quoted as saying, "like, that retard said i was boring. i can't farking believe this. this is so, like, retarded. i'm gonna, like, sue his ass." okaloosa county officials also released a statement: "look, we understand why she would be upset. but we work for freakin' okaloosa county. okaloosa. what the hell kind of name is that? if we want to look at eighteen year old pretend virgins, that's our business. it's not like we're gonna get any after we tell a chick we work for okaloosa freakin' county."
 
2001-10-03 06:22:32 AM
I think even a hardcore video with Britney would be boring.
 
2001-10-03 06:39:53 AM
What Everyone knows shes a good girl! and a virgin! what would you expect on the tape. it was probably just her birthday party. not.....you know... not with her! she is a good singer too!

</sarcasm>

(god i feel dirty now.)
 
2001-10-03 07:54:31 AM
"Hord said that there was footage taped inside a car while driving through parts of Alabama, some shots of the house the couple and their families rented in the Florida Panhandle, scenes of people playing on the beach and Justin spanking it while Britney performed oral sex on a goat."
 
2001-10-03 08:01:35 AM
Damn Britney Spears. She creates a no-sex idol for teenage girls.
She's the reason I'm not getting any.
She must be destroyed.
 
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2001-10-03 08:26:27 AM
Is it just me or has she been putting on weight lately?

 
2001-10-03 08:28:08 AM
You rock, Froggy.
 
2001-10-03 08:53:52 AM
No farking shiat! Is this supposed to be surprising?!
 
2001-10-03 09:53:22 AM
I wouldnt be suprised if this was spin control, that there really IS something on the tape.

Not like they would print "Stolen Britney and Justin tape has Britney doing double anal".

Just make it seem boring and people will forget about it.
 
2001-10-03 12:56:17 PM
Britney and Justin-"Hord said that there was footage taped inside a car while driving through parts of Alabama, some shots of the house the couple and their families rented in the Florida Panhandle and scenes of people playing on the beach."

Pam and Tommy Lee Uncensored-Some footage taped inside a car while driving and some shots of the boat the couple rented....and scenes of "people" playing on the beach.
 
2001-10-03 02:16:46 PM
I think that the whole thign was a publicity stunt, how else did the culprits get arrested so quickly and without making a single copy? They get everyones hopes up and then prove britneys "innocence".
 
2001-10-03 02:32:01 PM
Everything about Britney called boring.
 
2001-10-03 06:35:05 PM
You cant be a real man, if your woman earns more than you.

Now see, I'm convinced that Justin Timberlake (what do you call a guy with a very small dick? "Just in". I know I know, it's a terrible joke) is actually a 45 year-old woman, cos he certainly looks like one with that horrendous permed hair. And this is why Britney can say she's still a virgin!
 
2001-10-03 07:00:18 PM
Oh yes baby... Britney Spears walking in sand barefooted...
Give me a effin break here!
 
2001-10-04 03:07:03 PM
Test .. please excusethanks
 
2001-10-04 03:08:04 PM
test
 
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