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10541 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2003 at 12:23 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-10 11:04:20 PM  
That was random
2003-05-10 11:18:22 PM  
Anything like this that comes from N. Korea I would have to say "SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE".
2003-05-10 11:39:06 PM  
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2003-05-11 12:03:15 AM  
What is Colin Powell's take on the matter?
2003-05-11 12:28:18 AM  

The drink, which ingredients have been extracted from "fruits of a tree," has a
"good odor and sweet and sour taste," it said, without giving further details.

Let me guess: Orange juice?
2003-05-11 12:28:47 AM  
It's called "Caffiene" you dumb Koreans.
2003-05-11 12:29:38 AM  
No other fruit drinks increase brain juice quite like this.
2003-05-11 12:32:20 AM  
KimVette, don't spoil the secret recipe!
2003-05-11 12:37:33 AM  
I bet it will taste like people
2003-05-11 12:38:56 AM  

Mmmm.. this tastes good.. but it makes my lips go numb? what's in this anyway?

Oh this and that... and some plutonium...

2003-05-11 12:40:18 AM
2003-05-11 12:40:52 AM  
2003-05-11 12:40:53 AM  
aww rat farts!
2003-05-11 12:41:01 AM  
They're trying to provoke a war with S.Korea, who need the drink to keep its national treasure of Starcraft masters from dying at their terminals.
2003-05-11 12:43:52 AM  
Maybe its like a northkorean april-fool thing? :-/
2003-05-11 12:47:11 AM  
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The secret is revealed...
2003-05-11 12:49:58 AM  
I am willing to bet it tastes like chicken.
2003-05-11 12:50:08 AM  
I'd hit it...I mean drink it.
2003-05-11 12:53:29 AM  
2003-05-11 12:53:47 AM  
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2003-05-11 12:55:20 AM  
But will it give me wings?
2003-05-11 12:55:56 AM  
Is there a any country more insane than North Korea?

No, seriously, what is wrong with North Korea?
2003-05-11 12:59:45 AM  
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"Taste like Poodle!!!"
2003-05-11 01:04:33 AM  
North Korea's PR people are geniuses. Their country has nukes, an insane militarist leader, a brainwashed populace, and is surrounded by neighbors that hate each other, and yet they have succeeded in making us think of their country as the Jerry Lewis of Asia. Think what would have happened if Saddam had done stuff like this when Bush was explaining why we needed to invade Iraq.
2003-05-11 01:12:19 AM  
"Think what would have happened if Saddam had done stuff like this when Bush was explaining why we needed to invade Iraq."

If Saddam announced a computer users' health drink? I think we'd laugh at that, too. No inequity here. They're all crazy farks :)
2003-05-11 01:14:39 AM  
I hope it's called "We Won't Shoot You With Nuclear Missles Juice."
2003-05-11 01:16:47 AM  
and it improves your smile.

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2003-05-11 01:19:47 AM  
i can only handle so much dog in one day...
2003-05-11 01:28:16 AM  
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/sars beer?
2003-05-11 01:35:30 AM  
In, 1999, I invented a pill that rejuvenates nerds after a sex orgy.

I've sold 6 pills so far...All to Bill Gates...
2003-05-11 01:36:49 AM  
"Some side effects include detrimental shrinkage of the penis and making you clinically insane. Other side effects reported were diaherrea, abdominal pain, and a profound need to possess nuclear weapons."
2003-05-11 01:38:25 AM  
Damn, Muchspl, That's some mighty good SARS!
2003-05-11 01:39:31 AM  
OMG, i found a piece of a dissent in my drink!!!!
2003-05-11 01:40:22 AM  

OMG, i found a piece of a dissident in my drink!!!!
2003-05-11 01:44:44 AM  
Muchspl, that was hilarious.

Someone enable voting in this thread so I can vote for Muchspl
2003-05-11 01:45:45 AM  

Yea it comes with a mask too.
2003-05-11 02:06:43 AM  
You guys are all way the fark off the purpose of this "drink". North Korea doesn't feel like paying Juno any extra for a "Platinum" account, and is thereby trying to kill off all gamers.
2003-05-11 02:07:23 AM  

I'm beginning to think we need a "North Korea" tag.

And every time I see another story like this, I begin to think that perhaps that Onion Story really is on to something.

2003-05-11 02:08:23 AM  
Watch out! It's a TRAP! (cliche)

No but seriously, it's a mind controlling additive that takes over the nervous system and relays information from all intelligent computer users to their secret database! Don't DRINK IT! Those Commies won't get me, COME ON YOU STINKING BASTICHES, I'm READY FOR YA!
2003-05-11 02:08:38 AM  
And it's called "Zergling Juice".

2003-05-11 02:11:13 AM  
I know the secret recipe!

1. One can of Red Bull energy drink
2. One 1/2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red

Mix those two together, add some ice, and you have one of the best drinks ever.

Not too sweet (like code red alone)
Not too bitter (like red bull alone)
2003-05-11 02:11:14 AM  
Drugs rule. That's all I have to say.
2003-05-11 02:37:12 AM  
2003-05-11 03:17:42 AM  
2003-05-11 03:23:40 AM  
The drink, which ingredients have been extracted from "fruits of a tree,"...

Yeah, THAT really narrows it down...
2003-05-11 03:27:52 AM  
So I wonder where this guy went...

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2003-05-11 03:38:41 AM  
It's mind control juice.

N.Korea knows S.Korea is hugely into computers and computer gaming.

N.Korea might takeover S.Korea through juice.
2003-05-11 03:55:19 AM  
I'll bet they got the recipe from Jim Jones...
2003-05-11 04:32:05 AM  
"It's a trick...get an axe"
2003-05-11 04:40:01 AM  
Wow! That article held so much information, I feel more smart today. What a wonderful news agency. Red Bull, Crazy Horse, Olde English, St. Ides or Colt 45? No way, give us the Kim-Juice!
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