Stupid headlines get instant greenlight: this one, many others

This gets greenlighted why? Because he took a shot at Jerry Jones. Shame on you Modmins.

vinnydoz007: This gets greenlighted why? Because he took a shot at Jerry Jones. Shame on you Modmins.

I have no beef with the Cowboys. But take all the shots at Jerry you want. And I'd like to take this opportunity to say to Mr Landry - you are missed, even by your opponents.

JohnBigBootay: take all the shots at Jerry you want. And I'd like to take this opportunity to say to Mr Landry - you are missed, even by your opponents.

Compared to Landry, Jones is a massive piece of filth.

TheJoe03: Compared to Landry, Jones is a massive piece of filth.

Well, that might be a little strong but it's certainly fair to point out he lacks the class and character of Mr Landry. We could certainly say Jerry is a crass narcissist and his desire for ostentation is a tad self-serving.

Di Atribe: Of course he is. He runs his mouth, he's an attention whore of the HIGHEST calibre, and most of the time, when he's talking, it doesn't make a lick of sense! And to that I say... so what. He's got an ego the size of the Death Star and I just flat out do not care. He runs the organization, he makes decisions, and he's not a pussy. Of course he has made poor decisions in the past, but I can't really think of anyone who hasn't.

If Jerry was the owner of my favorite team, I would absolutely love him.

For all the knocks against him- and there are plenty- when it comes to "being an owner", he's great at it. He'll spend money, he's not afraid to take a few risks, and generally he puts a solid product on the field.

Is he an AW? No doubt. No one who built JerryWorld could be anything else. But his heart seems to be in the right place- he's not about making money, he's about winnin'. Of course, winnin' has the side effect of making him tons of money, but that doesn't seem to be his primary motivation.

It could be worse, I guess. I mean, my team's owner is a crazy old guy who flies the bird at opposing owners, which is entertaining and all. Better than Dan Snyder, anyways.

No, no, no. This isn't the Cowboys' draft board, these are the guys that Jerry did lines with while clubbing in Dallas.

/Reason why Jerryworld cost so much=secret tunnel to Mexico.
//I need a farkin' laugh after that Caps game.

Media keeps their tongue up the Cowboys' ass: -10 to +10 with no in-between in America.

Fark figures out that Texas threads about ANYTHING bring the trolls and clicks: More Texas threads recently.

And wow douchemitter. Way to link to a thief instead of the original blog by Bob Sturm. They are even hotlinking to Sturms blog for the JJ picture.

I always figured I would read something here about one of the wheel off comments. (SeaBass + shots vs. spurs via twitter = canned)

/Oh, a phong is ringin' - Michael Trabtree.
//I like dinosaurs, baseball and my penis
///Do you like this gig?
////fooballball
//steve
//no no no never never no never no
//anything with doodoo as the meat