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(Jackman's Landing) Weeners Feral beefcake Wolverine   ( divider line
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14212 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 May 2003 at 2:46 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-10 02:49:38 PM  
Ladies love the chops!
2003-05-10 02:49:44 PM  
2003-05-10 02:52:56 PM  
Hugh Jackman is pretty.

Though I think he should keep his hair shorter.


Thank you.
2003-05-10 02:53:14 PM  
mmmmm, big and beaty, nice 'n' meaty. Too bad he looks like Bud Bundy.
2003-05-10 02:53:27 PM  
Yum, yum,yum,yum.
2003-05-10 02:57:26 PM  
Gag. He looks old enough to be my father.. and I don't have an Electra complex.
2003-05-10 03:02:18 PM  
Jackman causes me to invalidate my wudhu...a lot.

/referenced from another thread
2003-05-10 03:09:07 PM  
He's not in my top 5, but I certainly wouldn't kick him out of long as he didn't have all that facial hair.
2003-05-10 03:19:03 PM  
I agree Blossom.
2003-05-10 03:20:40 PM  
HUGH! OMG! Hugh, I want you so bad. I've been to this site already, needless to say.

I'm not gay... :-/
2003-05-10 03:30:32 PM  
Not what I expected, but netherless, quite satisfying. I would hit it, minus the wool all over him. Although, it does bring out that primal animal instinct that might make it quite interesting.
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2003-05-10 03:39:12 PM  
mmmmmm....that man could pierce me any day.
2003-05-10 03:44:21 PM  
I'd hit it, chops or no chops, but I agree with Dunker, the long-haired Fabio look doesn't work on him. Yum indeed. ;)
2003-05-10 03:53:49 PM  

Shame it's not NSFW ;-)
2003-05-10 03:54:19 PM  
I'm suprised they don't have a pic of him naked (with strategically placed shadows) from the movie..
2003-05-10 03:58:35 PM  
Hmmm, have to get the divx and do a capture on that strategically placed shadow...heh...goals goals goals..
2003-05-10 04:00:36 PM  
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2003-05-10 04:11:15 PM  
YUMMIKINS! Oh my God...did I just say that?
2003-05-10 04:11:17 PM  
I wonder if he's got adamantium in his weener?
2003-05-10 04:11:25 PM  
Love the hair. And he has such a great name, by the way.
2003-05-10 04:16:04 PM  
Yummy, yummy, yummy. Today's my 24th B-Day, wish I could unwrap him. :)
2003-05-10 04:22:43 PM  
Oh this should be interesting.

I swear to god that Hugh Jackman is the one person that I have nearly seen an animous decision about.

At least that is how it is with the women in my life.

They also seem to have this mentality.

Wolverine = feh.. but still there in case.. you need that.. rugged.. weathered look ;P

Course, Cola will come around and say he's not pretty enough.
2003-05-10 04:30:02 PM  
unanimous too
2003-05-10 04:35:47 PM  
Does anyone else think this guy could be Clint Eastwood's bastard child?

Jackman is to Eastwood as Slater is to Nicholson.
2003-05-10 04:38:23 PM  
He doesn't do much for me, but I'm glad you girls like him! He does look a bit older than 34 :/
2003-05-10 04:41:46 PM  
Well Jeho, when I first saw him in the first xmen I ONLY wanted him as Wolverine. Now he's hot no matter what, but I still prefer the Wolverine look. Maybe I'm just a freak =) (maybe? ha!)
2003-05-10 04:44:49 PM  
2003-05-10 04:53:36 PM  
I think he looks best in Someone Like you and Swordfish. The chops don't do much for me, but Jeho is right! Hugh = HOT, OMFG HOT!!!!!!
2003-05-10 04:59:38 PM  
As always, the comments are the only reason to welcome a weeners link.

And, where are the pictures of Halle Berry?
2003-05-10 05:00:09 PM  
He brings out the animal in me, hubba hubba. I prefer him sporting the Wolverine look. Mmmm, strong chest, muscular thighs... uhh.. scuse me for a few ;)
2003-05-10 05:02:36 PM  
xD HELL YEA!!!!! i was just thinking that i should look for some nice wallpaper pics of him...... oo, i do love him so =3

i'm gonna bookmark this site and set it as my home page xD let's hear it for geeky nostalgia
2003-05-10 05:24:05 PM  
yeah, but would you ladies still like him wearing his original yellow and blue costume?
2003-05-10 05:37:51 PM  
Kurmudgeon: Probably not, but then...he wouldn't be wearing it for more then 30 seconds, anyways...

Teehee...I bet he does, Diogenes...
2003-05-10 05:46:17 PM  
Oh yes.

Oh God yes.

What a lovely thing to wake up to on Mothers Day.

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2003-05-10 05:50:44 PM  
"Probably not, but then...he wouldn't be wearing it for more then 30 seconds, anyways..."
Well, here ya go, if you can find the zipper!
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2003-05-10 05:52:06 PM  
Good Lord! Wow! Those pix are amazing! Ever since I saw him standing in the cage in X-Men wearing his wifebeater and tight jeans, all I could think was "Daddy like! Daddy like!"
2003-05-10 05:54:52 PM  
2003-05-10 06:05:38 PM  
Best. Article Title. Ever. Too bad there were no pics from the scene of complete Wolverine nakidness!
2003-05-10 06:06:29 PM  
He's okay, I suppose. Not 'yummikins' (love that, it's my new word!) but not ugly either.
2003-05-10 06:14:23 PM  
Hugh is always in my "Top 5", along with Halle and John Travolta (who is just getting better with age)... hey, i'm 'equal opportunity' *big wicked grin*

Need i tell you how many times i've watched "Swordfish"??!! *LOL*

and it makes no diff to me about all the fur or not...
2003-05-10 06:31:21 PM  
Weener??? I don't think so...
He's too skinny - he looks like he needs to put the free weights down and have a snadwich. Too much hair too. I like a man with some meat on his bones and some bone in his meat. Call me when there's a picture of a real man up with a real reason to be in a Weener thread.
2003-05-10 06:42:24 PM  
To be honest, I'd never heard of this man before.
I did a GIS to see what he looked like without the chops and claws and he reminded me of a man I've always had trouble thinking of as 'sexy'...

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2003-05-10 06:44:39 PM  
four words:

THE BOY FROM OZ gayest ... superhero ... evarrrr
2003-05-10 06:46:29 PM  
Bah - the magic guy - he is a little man - saw him up close - also has a lot more mileage than he appears to have. Did a show for him at Disney once - embarrassing really - because while I do not consider him farkable - he is very top professional magic dude - perhaps the best ever...

I don't mind the fur - just give me a toothpick :)
2003-05-10 06:47:42 PM  
here's what I'm talking's your beefcake:

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2003-05-10 06:50:21 PM  
So? Looks flexible to me - plus that pick is good blackmail in case of emergency :)
2003-05-10 07:08:43 PM  
FlavorFlanks - Don't try to ruin our weeners thread. Take your jealousy elsewhere.
2003-05-10 07:09:37 PM  
What about Orlando Bloom? I'm confused now... If I were to bring up Hugh Jackman after the next LotR comes out, who would care?
2003-05-10 07:12:36 PM  
Love him!!!!! I wish many years of happiness on the person who submitted this link.
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2003-05-10 07:15:46 PM  
Shiromori - Orlando is in my top 5....and I submitted an Bloomin' hot link a while back that was never posted.
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