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(AP)   Does the pope shit in the woods? If he does it in Oregon, he better have a bucket   ( divider line
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2003-05-09 01:42:47 PM  
"They say it threatens to pollute the water, create messy campsites and fill up outhouses at an alarming rate."

Isn't that why they have outhouses in the first place? 'We have outhouses but you can't use them because they might fill up'. ???
2003-05-09 02:18:22 PM  
When I went camping in New Mexico They had outhouses that must have been 100 feet deep. You could count to 5 before there was a splash. Maybe Oregon needs to contact NM for advice because there was no way those where filling up.
2003-05-09 02:19:57 PM  
DownSouth: I would hate to be within a 5-mile radius of one of those if they filled up.
2003-05-09 02:47:36 PM  
Yea, talk about one hell of a mudslide.
2003-05-09 05:23:33 PM  
do you have any TP?
2003-05-09 05:24:29 PM  
Very nice headline.
2003-05-09 05:24:33 PM  
so how did this headline make it past mods?
2003-05-09 05:24:52 PM  
When did shiat become not a swear word?
2003-05-09 05:25:00 PM  
He didn't happen to wear a white collar too, did he?
2003-05-09 05:25:31 PM  
"When I went camping in New Mexico They had outhouses that must have been 100 feet deep. You could count to 5 before there was a splash."

Damn, that must've been some hell of a backsplash.

"Does the pope shiat in the woods? "

If a priest farks an Alter boy in the woods, and the congregation is not around to hear anything, do they make a sound ?

2003-05-09 05:26:04 PM  
I thought you were supposed to eat it when you went camping?
2003-05-09 05:26:14 PM  
So, when are they going to start putting diapers on bear and deer and other wild animals, which produce more biological waste than humans do?
2003-05-09 05:26:15 PM  
I bet the popemobile has a bucket feature.
sometimes when he waves, i get the feeling he's doing something else...
2003-05-09 05:26:20 PM  
this isn't fair. i bet all those animals in the woods don't have to shiat in a bucket.
2003-05-09 05:26:45 PM  
he said shiat...

2003-05-09 05:26:49 PM  
What, no filter on headlines?
2003-05-09 05:27:38 PM  
the pope shiats in a bag. thnaks to that crazy Yugo who shot him.
2003-05-09 05:28:05 PM  
Oldie but Goodie:

Bear: Do you have problems with shiat sticking to your fur?
Rabbit: No
Bear wipes ass w/ rabbit
2003-05-09 05:28:26 PM  
shiat or get off the bucket doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
2003-05-09 05:29:29 PM  
Holy CRAP!

does he bless the TP?
2003-05-09 05:29:52 PM  
Toilet, er, I mean bucket humor never ceases to make me laugh.
2003-05-09 05:30:26 PM  
when I lived on the oregon coast, we'd go up and get lost
for a day or two in the mountains. TP was nicknamed
"mountain money" cause money had no value in the wilderness. TP does... the portable toilet consisted of a shovel with a roll of mountain money on the handle.
bury your poo at least a couple of feet down, don't leave
surprises for others to find. that is all...
2003-05-09 05:32:04 PM  
When i went camping, i just through it in the other people's tent.

scotchguard? that cannot defend.
2003-05-09 05:32:34 PM  
I smell a good business opportunity. Buckets of poo: $100 each.
2003-05-09 05:33:58 PM  
I guess the guys started drinking early this Friday afternoon to post that headline.
2003-05-09 05:34:18 PM  

Holy CRAP!

does he bless the TP?

if you are refering to the pope shiating in a bag then the answer would be that he doesn't use TP. there's no need. the shiat goes right from his colon/intestine staright in the bag. it's called a colostomy. nothing funny about that my friend, but it is nice to have a factual answer to the question of where the pope shiats.
2003-05-09 05:34:55 PM  
Oy...I can't remember the last time I had a beer. MMM...BEER...

/Cake anyone?
2003-05-09 05:35:32 PM  
I submitted this with a cleaner headline.

/got nuttin'
2003-05-09 05:36:58 PM  

if he shiat's in a bag,
does that mean the pope's got glad then?
2003-05-09 05:37:03 PM  
Sounds like a pretty calm river when the biggest threat is floating human waste.
2003-05-09 05:37:48 PM  
Great Headline
2003-05-09 05:37:54 PM  
So what do you do with it? Carry it around with you for the rest of your camping trip? Take it home and flush it? I don't camp much. Still, how's this new system supposed to work? Huh?
2003-05-09 05:39:06 PM  


if he shiat's in a bag,
does that mean the pope's got glad then?

well, whatever kind of bag it is, i just hope it's durable.

that would be a good punishment for all the pedo-preists. chnaging the pope's bag.
2003-05-09 05:40:39 PM  
I bet it's a ziplock w/ the red and blue makes purple seal.
stay's fresh all the way through mass.
2003-05-09 05:42:32 PM  
Best way to pack it in and pack it out:
Poop onto piece of plastic wrap, roll it up, stuff into ziploc bag, into pack - go home.

You are welcome.
2003-05-09 05:43:21 PM  
The RIVER people! The RIVER! NOT the woods!
2003-05-09 05:43:58 PM  

I bet it's a ziplock w/ the red and blue makes purple seal.
stay's fresh all the way through mass.

i just hope it's not a hefty bag!
2003-05-09 05:44:55 PM  
If you had ever rafted the river in question you would see the need for the rule. Many, many campers and very few places they are allowed to camp. Also, it's high country desert, not woods. When I used to run the river, we solved the problem by just drinking to excess for a couple of days. All you had to do was pee!
2003-05-09 05:45:30 PM  
There is usually a place to clean out the groover at the end of the float.
2003-05-09 05:46:53 PM  
His reaction upon first seeing

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2003-05-09 05:48:57 PM  
I think its a good idea. Life is hard enough without having to put up with other people's shiat.

2003-05-09 05:49:04 PM  
that's his reaction when there is no TP,
notice the big white hat is gone?

2003-05-09 05:50:30 PM  
next stop: Hell. I'll tell everyone the farkers said hi!
2003-05-09 05:50:36 PM  
guess they won't be running any marathons in the oregon wilderness then...referring to that article from a couple weeks ago about the boston marathoners shiatting in peoples yards...lemme tell ya, there ain't nothing like an outdoor shiat
2003-05-09 05:52:59 PM  
Do you mean this one?

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2003-05-09 05:55:12 PM  
HurlyBurly ,

should someone quote from father leary?

the catholic church is run based on the size of thier hats.

"I bet God has a huge freaking Somberaro..."
2003-05-09 05:57:02 PM  
Like this one?

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2003-05-09 05:59:10 PM  
Best way to pack it in and pack it out:

Pack it in? Why would you want that? Isn't that what happens when you get thrown in a prison cell with a big guy named Bruce?
2003-05-09 05:59:23 PM  

"I'm God, Who do you think i am!?!"

"I dunno, the lead singer of Los Lobos?"
2003-05-09 06:00:46 PM  
You could get one of Uncle Booger's
Bumper Dumpers
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