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2003-05-09 12:28:37 PM  
He didn't happen to wear a white collar too, did he?
2003-05-09 12:28:42 PM  
nickels and dimes, mostly.

/ goes to read the article.
2003-05-09 12:30:33 PM  
"Half for me, half for her"
2003-05-09 12:30:34 PM  
Did she take the penis with her? If so, they better track her down, find the thing, and glue it back on!
2003-05-09 12:30:54 PM  
"There is little change in his penis."

"You american have rearry beeg penis."
2003-05-09 12:31:07 PM  
So does this imply there wasn't much there to begin with?
2003-05-09 12:31:32 PM  
I'd hit it...well half-way anyhow...
2003-05-09 12:31:47 PM  
Holy crap there are like 4 more penis choppin' stories on the sidebar.
Ouch, hold on to those things guys, you might need em someday.
"you ok down there guy?"
2003-05-09 12:32:07 PM  
Where did she take it? Check anywhere marked with a sign: Members Only.
2003-05-09 12:32:37 PM  
shoot... might as well kill me than take the family's jewels...
2003-05-09 12:32:44 PM  
Spillover into a new thread...gentlemen, it's official-WE HAVE A NEW CLICHE!

2003-05-09 12:32:48 PM  
Hey Joe! Me no more love you long time! Me no love you too much no more joe!

2003-05-09 12:32:50 PM  
"There is a little change with his penis," said Ha Frai, who works in the same department as Duc. "It was shortened by half. I don't know if it will work normally, but he has not come to workyet."


2003-05-09 12:32:58 PM  
Wib, you beat me to it!!

I was gonna say, farkers all over the world are reaching down to check their "goods".
2003-05-09 12:33:08 PM  
i will never understand this.
he leaves his wife for this woman. and then she is shocked to find out that he is stepping out on her.
why can't women figure out that if the guy is willing to cheat with you he is willing to cheat on you.
2003-05-09 12:33:09 PM  
This is my number one fear after pissing a woman off. Stories like this always come in threes
2003-05-09 12:33:16 PM  
Oh, it'll grow back.
2003-05-09 12:33:42 PM  
"There is a little change with his penis," said Ha Frai, who works in the same department as Duc. "It was shortened by half. I don't know if it will work normally, but he has not come to work yet."

Yeahhhhhhhhh, Peter, it's Bill Lumberg. Heard about your little "incident," but we were kinda hoping you could, y'know, come in on Saturday. We're a couple men down, and we're gonna be playing catch-up. We're also gonna need you on Sunday as well. Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
2003-05-09 12:33:48 PM  
Lesson? don't cheat on asian women because they will do crazy shiat to you
2003-05-09 12:33:54 PM  
I think this should be added to Chuck Shepherd's "list of stories that were formerly weird but which now occur with such frequency that they must be retired from circulation".
2003-05-09 12:34:31 PM  
since he was asian, it will only be a misdemeanor.
2003-05-09 12:35:05 PM  
He didn't happen to wear a white collar too, did he?
2003-05-09 12:35:10 PM  
Poor guy.....why do some chicks turn psycho like that? Geez.
2003-05-09 12:35:13 PM  
"There is little change in his penis."

That's what my girlfriend says when she wants to get intimate but I've had wwwaayyy too much to drink.
2003-05-09 12:36:15 PM  
I'm just proud to have played a small part in the birth of a new cliche.

On this topic -- all I can say is "Ooh, that had to hurt."
2003-05-09 12:36:18 PM  
Dr Luong Quang Duc may have to change his name.
2003-05-09 12:36:40 PM I'm a giant 5 yr. old but "Dr Luong Quang Duc"...Long wang duck?...penis cut off?...come on people..let's see some jokes here!
2003-05-09 12:37:02 PM  
If a woman were to chop off half my penis, I would weigh 10 pounds less.

2003-05-09 12:37:36 PM  
Someone needs to invent a Kevlar cock-sock
2003-05-09 12:38:14 PM  
I won't work right?

I would rather die than never to able to pee again!!!

Oh, I mean have sex...have sex, that's what I meant.
2003-05-09 12:38:33 PM  
Lu Phon Dok took an axe,
Gave her boyfriend's peepee 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done
She gave the peepee 41.
2003-05-09 12:38:50 PM  
WOW..I asked a really dumb question and it gets turned in to a cliche? I don't think this one will have much staying power.

/fifteen minutes is up
2003-05-09 12:39:03 PM  
"I don't know if it will work normally, but he has not come to work yet."

Exactly what line of work is he in, anyway?
2003-05-09 12:39:03 PM  
"There is a little change with his penis, ... It was shortened by half."

first of all, I regret reading the article, but secondly if your hammer is shortened by HALF, wouldn't you hope to God that someone notices?

2003-05-09 12:39:11 PM  
With all the other severed penis stories on the side, if they find it and reattach it, I hope it's they don't mix them up. He could end up getting an upgrade...
2003-05-09 12:39:18 PM  
Try to re-member where his penis was.

Bobbit? She damn near cut the whole thing off!

And now...

Asked why his newborn son 10 lbs since birth, the Texan replied "We hade him circumsized"
2003-05-09 12:39:35 PM  
I bet his little leftover stump of a dickie had to wear a little white collar too, didn't it?
2003-05-09 12:40:49 PM  
LOST 10 lbs...

Damn it.
2003-05-09 12:40:51 PM  
Is it your understanding that the severed portion was not reattached in any way whatsoever?

2003-05-09 12:41:16 PM  
I've been getting some very informative email messages about some perfectly legitimate Penile Enlargement products. I'll be sure to forward them to this poor victim of cockercide.
2003-05-09 12:43:01 PM  
asaian have small penis' anyway
2003-05-09 12:43:16 PM  
Half off on penis surgery...

/gotta go and grow up
2003-05-09 12:44:12 PM  
New from Ronco! Chain mail schlong protector! Fear the Bobbitizer no longer! Pass out with a feeling of confidence and security! Set it and forget it!

/Ron Popeil screws around too
2003-05-09 12:44:15 PM  
for the love of god, I hope it wasn't cut in half longways.
2003-05-09 12:44:23 PM  
The Headless Horseman
2003-05-09 12:44:51 PM  

Long Duck Dong gets the chop.

R.I.P. Long Duck's Dong
2003-05-09 12:45:13 PM  
Not the time to lose one's head.

That's not the way to get to the head of a major corporation.

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Okay, that'll do.

this dramatic recreation brought to you the Farktime Players, cumming soon all over you.
2003-05-09 12:45:46 PM  
omg cockerside - lmao! I have to find a way to work that into conversation today.
2003-05-09 12:45:54 PM  
"There is little change in his penis."

dimes or nickels?
2003-05-09 12:45:55 PM  
I bet his little leftover stump of a dickie had to wear a little white collar too, didn't it?

Awwww...that's cute! That just gave me an idea for a new black-and-white-inspirational wall calander. Any investors?
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