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This is a late parrot		2010-04-25 11:13:43 AM

Headline FAIL

Bagelox-99		2010-04-25 11:18:10 AM

Princess Beatrice? Yeah, probably. Prince Beatrice? DO NOT WANT.

Dupa		2010-04-25 11:20:26 AM

Why does that pic remind me of Rape Rape Lincoln?

Bagelox-99		2010-04-25 11:23:49 AM

Dupa: Why does that pic remind me of Rape Rape Lincoln?

She gots de crazy eyes.
www.royalanecdotes.com

And dat ain't all she gots.
i.telegraph.co.uk

/kinda looks like an R. Crumb girl

AmazingRuss		2010-04-25 11:37:27 AM

Good lord! All the other pictures I've seen have been carefully taken... she's a hambeast under there!

Bob_Laublaw		2010-04-25 11:38:10 AM

Bagelox-99: kinda looks like an R. Crumb girl

Nail on the head.

TheOriginalEd		2010-04-25 02:59:05 PM

found another good picture of her

2.bp.blogspot.com

Chakka		2010-04-25 02:59:58 PM

... and one day, KING Beatrice.

lennavan		2010-04-25 03:00:16 PM

ilgallo		2010-04-25 03:01:28 PM

lenscrafters called. your prescription has run out.

Wise_Guy		2010-04-25 03:02:03 PM

I don't know if she'll win the marathon, but I'd put money on her in a corn on the cob eating contest.

Panty Sniffer		2010-04-25 03:02:27 PM

Who the hell walks around with a hat with her name on it? Beatrice does.

lollipophead		2010-04-25 03:05:48 PM

These posts are why I love Fark so much.

GodsTumor		2010-04-25 03:07:22 PM

Panty Sniffer: Who the hell walks around with a hat with her name on it? Beatrice does.

Attention whores...
/At least she wasn't running wearing a crown!

phule		2010-04-25 03:07:57 PM

I would jockey that pony.

/nice knees

gorfie		2010-04-25 03:09:15 PM

She resembles my mental image of what an alien in a human costume would look like.

fustanella		2010-04-25 03:12:09 PM

Rah-thur.

Toy_Cop		2010-04-25 03:13:07 PM

way too inbred. sorry subby you're alone on this one.

/subby probably thought that long distance swimmer girl was smokin' hot too..

Clete Orris		2010-04-25 03:14:30 PM

Why the long face?

ZakD		2010-04-25 03:15:58 PM

FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.

The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club.

His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character.

So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

10up		2010-04-25 03:16:22 PM

Natalie Imbruglia is on that page.

all other women fail.

Daroc		2010-04-25 03:17:21 PM

Why does subby have such low standards?

Clete Orris		2010-04-25 03:19:09 PM

Daroc: Why does subby have such low standards?

Subby probably couldn't get laid if he was an egg in a henhouse.

GodsTumor		2010-04-25 03:19:26 PM

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

jenlen		2010-04-25 03:24:11 PM

TheOriginalEd: found another good picture of her

What the hell is that even supposed to be about, anyways? I am sure it had to have originated from 4chan - all the bizarre stuff seems to.

anthonix		2010-04-25 03:26:32 PM

This is a late parrot, Bagelox-99, AmazingRuss, TheOriginalEd, Chakka, lennavan, Toy_Cop, And especially Daroc...

farm1.static.flickr.com

brantgoose		2010-04-25 03:28:20 PM

Prince Beatrice must be a relation of Princess David.

Subby may be over-qualified to be President of the United States.

I am just impressed that Ronald Reagan knew that King Edward was known as "David" to his reactionary friends.

Mind you, there's that crazy bi-atch, Princess Michael of Kent.

Damn German Loonies.

Her father was a Nazi, but fortunately, Prince Michael lost his place in the Succession because she is a Roman Catholic.

Princess Michael's maiden name is Baroness Marie Christine Agnes Hedwig Ida von Reibnitz Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

i rule 34		2010-04-25 03:29:11 PM

Bagelox-99: Dupa: Why does that pic remind me of Rape Rape Lincoln?

She gots de crazy eyes.

And dat ain't all she gots.

/kinda looks like an R. Crumb girl

Those are some crazy thighs, alright

Dictatorial_Flair		2010-04-25 03:30:08 PM

Wouldn't be my first choice, but if given the chance I'd probably try to breed the hemophilia right out of her family line.

i rule 34		2010-04-25 03:31:19 PM

ilgallo: lenscrafters called. your prescription has run out.

I can't see past her money, so I'm OK with it.

NotARocketScientist		2010-04-25 03:34:23 PM

Panty Sniffer: Who the hell walks around with a hat with her name on it? Beatrice does.

lol, yea, she should have colored her name out using a sharpie to be inconspicuous.

FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.
So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

The Midnight Sun Run, here in town has a costume contest in it too, so no, they are not.

/makes them more fun to watch.

Thudfark		2010-04-25 03:35:09 PM

Ah, Merry Olde England; where every boy grows-up dreaming to be Queen Harold

Daroc		2010-04-25 03:36:25 PM

anthonix: This is a late parrot, Bagelox-99, AmazingRuss, TheOriginalEd, Chakka, lennavan, Toy_Cop, And especially Daroc...

She looks like a horse. A horse with crazy eyes. Am I wrong in this? Seriously, she is not hot just because she has money.

BeSerious		2010-04-25 03:38:28 PM

Panty Sniffer: Who the hell walks around with a hat with her name on it? Beatrice does.

Wow. I laughed hard.

I think maybe its so that her body guards can spot her easy? I dont know.

farbekrieg		2010-04-25 03:41:00 PM

I think she is pretty good looking for british royalty (not quite ready to enter the swedish royalty big leagues, but who is?)

If she is fit enough to run a marathon (that 26 miles) she kicks my ass by a long shot, given the chance id disappoint her so hard in bed she would probably change teams.

/yeah that actually is the selling point
//she might be a 5 or 6 but still on the above average side
///i lift another french fry in her honor (yeah yeah im a 4... ok fine would you believe 3?)

Thudfark		2010-04-25 03:41:29 PM

NotARocketScientist: Panty Sniffer: Who the hell walks around with a hat with her name on it? Beatrice does.

lol, yea, she should have colored her name out using a sharpie to be inconspicuous.

FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.
So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

The Midnight Sun Run, here in town has a costume contest in it too, so no, they are not.

/makes them more fun to watch.

Kooky, we're like almost on the same latitude man, ma'am, err umm..never mind.

LeroyB		2010-04-25 03:43:07 PM

Dupa: Why does that pic remind me of Rape Rape Lincoln?

You said "rape" twice.

radioman_		2010-04-25 03:48:54 PM

I like girls shaped like that. So sue me. The crazy eyes, not so much. Still, I'd hit it so hard that anyone who could pull me out would become King of England and never has that claim been so close to true!

jaytkay		2010-04-25 03:50:09 PM

Hats

Bagelox-99		2010-04-25 03:51:35 PM

Moar of Her Royal Hambeast:

www.britishroyalwedding.com

One Moar [PNSFW, sideboobage]

specialk111		2010-04-25 03:52:31 PM

Let me know when Princess Madeleine runs a marathon in Sweden:
www.profari.com

Ken VeryBigLiar		2010-04-25 03:55:57 PM

I thought Camilla already ran in the Derby?

RoxtarRyan		2010-04-25 03:57:36 PM

Pass.

jaytkay		2010-04-25 04:00:23 PM

farbekrieg: think she is pretty good looking for british royalty

For you:
lh3.ggpht.com

radioman_: I like girls shaped like that.

And for you:
lh3.ggpht.com

MurphyMurphy		2010-04-25 04:03:48 PM

10up: Natalie Imbruglia is on that page.

all other women fail.
10up: Natalie Imbruglia is on that page.

all other women fail.
10up: Natalie Imbruglia is on that page.

all other women fail.

www.gregi.net

Little_Dictator		2010-04-25 04:09:16 PM

She's heavy, but seems to carry the weight well. Just a matter of whether or not she can age and remain heavy with a decent figure, or if she'll expand rapidly and become a cow-beast.

dark_canuckistani		2010-04-25 04:12:28 PM

BEATRICE!

img.photobucket.com

/can't believe nobody's said/posted this yet
//or can believe that as much as I believe Beatrice can run a marathon

sTiffed		2010-04-25 04:14:57 PM

God damn those are some scary eyes. Like cut off your dick and throw it in a lake if you piss her off crazy

zepplinrules		2010-04-25 04:15:25 PM

if she can finish a marathon i think we can stop calling her "hambeast"

CanadaHauntsMe		2010-04-25 04:16:27 PM

Panty Sniffer: Who the hell walks around with a hat with her name on it? Beatrice does.

Check out the other pics from TFA. Everyone running the marathon has their name somewhere on their clothing. The caterpillar folks chose to emblazon hats.

That said, apart from the chronically-open lips, Beatrice is pretty hot. Fark y'all Studmen.

MeatWrangler		2010-04-25 04:18:12 PM

Of course I would do her. She is a princess and fifth in line to the thrown of England. She could have the head of a donkey and body of a buffalo and it wouldn't matter. Plus with my genes the future royal offspring wouldn't look like inbred retards like most English people look like.

Nakito		2010-04-25 04:26:55 PM

MeatWrangler:

Of course I would do her. She is a princess and fifth in line to the thrown of England. She could have the head of a donkey and body of a buffalo and it wouldn't matter. Plus with my genes the future royal offspring wouldn't look like inbred retards like most English people look like.

I do not find this argument entirely persuasive.

KentuckyBob		2010-04-25 04:28:36 PM

That hat, ha!

I wonder if she has left and right tatooed on her hands too?

McKeesport Beer Baron		2010-04-25 04:32:13 PM

British		2010-04-25 04:37:47 PM

"Princess Beatrice as part of the 34-strong human caterpillar"

Oh dear.

NobleHam		2010-04-25 04:39:41 PM

Thanks, but I'll take Zara Philips. Or Prince Harry. Or both.

fillg		2010-04-25 04:39:44 PM

Subby: England's Prince Beatrice

Dude looks like a lady.

thatguyfred		2010-04-25 04:41:07 PM

All of those Royale w/ Cheeses must have gone straight to her thighs.

cyber_slacker		2010-04-25 04:53:54 PM

Moo

hogans		2010-04-25 04:56:17 PM

ZakD: FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.

The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club.

His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character.

So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

You haven't heard of the Bay to the Breakers race in San Francisco. It's only about seven miles (hence the name; they cross the city), but it's fill of wackos who dress up. There are nudists, people carrying Chinese dragons, even a team that pushes a bamboo bar and serve drinks while running. It was the first thing I saw when I visited, and it was a perfectly surreal start to that vacation.

Omnivorous		2010-04-25 04:57:26 PM

Prince Beatrice?

Did that singer in Minnesota change his name again?

stress tensor		2010-04-25 04:58:09 PM

Clete Orris: Daroc: Why does subby have such low standards?

Subby probably couldn't get laid if he was an egg in a henhouse.

Heh. Good one.

offacue		2010-04-25 05:05:06 PM

If you hold out some sugar cubes in an open hand she will be your friend. Maybe she'll even let you ride her. Bareback.

felidstar		2010-04-25 05:05:38 PM

Actually, she looks a lot like me, 20lbs ago. And my thighs are still pretty big.

But there's her, getting out and running 20+ miles, and she has to have been training for it. Can she help it if she has the same mix of English and German genes I do? She's doing all she can to be a healthy weight and someone that might make all of you dipshiats regret your 'hambeast' comment. So while you're all sitting on your asses making derogatory comments, she's burning hers off. Hope you all feel proud.

/Sorry to feed the trolls, but nothing pisses me off more than people making fun of someone who's doing a decent amount of exercise. My best friend has had frat boys throw milkshakes at her from their cars when she's out for her jog. What sense is that??

tetsoushima		2010-04-25 05:07:39 PM

She already won the Grand National, so I think she's got a pretty good shot here.

Stanfan114		2010-04-25 05:13:59 PM

I know a lot of brothers who would LOVE to hit that huge white ass.

Poppa Boner		2010-04-25 05:19:54 PM

felidstar: My best friend has had frat boys throw milkshakes at her from their cars when she's out for her jog. What sense is that??

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

6655321		2010-04-25 05:25:02 PM

Is the princess also the Minister of Silly Hats?

My code is compiling		2010-04-25 05:25:51 PM

According to the news, the Swedish princess is just single and has gone to the US. She might need a male (or female) Farker to comfort her....

Stanfan114		2010-04-25 05:28:42 PM

My code is compiling: According to the news, the Swedish princess is just single and has gone to the US. She might need a male (or female) Farker to comfort her....

I love Swedes. They are so open minded about sex.

Plasticizer		2010-04-25 05:46:29 PM

felidstar: Actually, she looks a lot like me, 20lbs ago. And my thighs are still pretty big.

But there's her, getting out and running 20+ miles, and she has to have been training for it. Can she help it if she has the same mix of English and German genes I do? She's doing all she can to be a healthy weight and someone that might make all of you dipshiats regret your 'hambeast' comment. So while you're all sitting on your asses making derogatory comments, she's burning hers off. Hope you all feel proud.

/Sorry to feed the trolls, but nothing pisses me off more than people making fun of someone who's doing a decent amount of exercise. My best friend has had frat boys throw milkshakes at her from their cars when she's out for her jog. What sense is that??

Do they throw milkshakes at her on a regular basis, or was it a one-time deal? Because I have been known to throw stuff at people, but my victims were random, with no hidden social messages except for me being drunk and wanting to see stuff splatter on people and/or things.

Korzine		2010-04-25 05:50:07 PM

Look I found another picture of her.

/First thing that came to mind.

AmazingRuss		2010-04-25 05:53:32 PM

Daroc: anthonix: This is a late parrot, Bagelox-99, AmazingRuss, TheOriginalEd, Chakka, lennavan, Toy_Cop, And especially Daroc...

She looks like a horse. A horse with crazy eyes. Am I wrong in this? Seriously, she is not hot just because she has money.

She's hot in a black dress, shot from the waist up, in good light. God help you if you take her home from the bar though.

Moezilla68		2010-04-25 05:54:08 PM

Self-referential clothing is the new style.

psychotic_calm		2010-04-25 05:54:54 PM

felidstar: Actually, she looks a lot like me, 20lbs ago. And my thighs are still pretty big.

? She's doing all she can to be a healthy weight and someone that might make all of you dipshiats regret your 'hambeast' comment. So while you're all sitting on your asses making derogatory comments, she's burning hers off. Hope you all feel proud.

I'm willing to bet most of the dipshiats making the 'hambeast' comments have never seen an actual woman naked in real life. More to the point, not every girl can have the perfect body. Does every guy have a nine inch cock?

Moezilla68		2010-04-25 05:55:45 PM

Oops, meant to add this:
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

Molavian		2010-04-25 05:58:19 PM

psychotic_calm: Does every guy have a nine inch cock?

You mean the rest of you don't?

Thudfark		2010-04-25 06:03:58 PM

Molavian: psychotic_calm: Does every guy have a nine inch cock?

You mean the rest of you don't?

Why on earth would i lop off half?

Korzine		2010-04-25 06:05:40 PM

Thudfark: Molavian: psychotic_calm: Does every guy have a nine inch cock?

You mean the rest of you don't?

Why on earth would i lop off half?

Ouch, I feel sorry for you short stack.

Tax Boy		2010-04-25 06:05:46 PM

and Princess Beatrice, 21, become the first royal to complete the route as she joined a "human caterpillar" of 34 runners.

I heard about that movie. Eww eww eww ick ick ick.

ChadManMn		2010-04-25 06:09:02 PM

She looks pretty good for British royalty, but I'll pass.

Impudent Domain		2010-04-25 06:13:10 PM

OK So now I am going to have to join in on bashing the royal family.

But the princess looks EXACTLY like a really dumb drunk redneck chick I once was drunk enough to pick up in a rural bar in Oklahoma.

/splitting image, ham hocks, vacant stare and everything.

//actually was a pretty good time.

lycanth		2010-04-25 06:20:58 PM

Beat rice?

keypusher		2010-04-25 06:21:05 PM

Rufus Lee King: MeatWrangler: Of course I would do her. She is a princess and fifth in line to the thrown of England. She could have the head of a donkey and body of a buffalo and it wouldn't matter. Plus with my genes the future royal offspring wouldn't look like inbred retards like most English people look like.

Well, OK, but suppose she farts in bed after you've lit a post-coital cigarette:

Oh, man...

Seriously, though, she must have lost weight in between the bikini photo and running the marathon?

Anyone who runs a marathon has my respect, anyway.

robohobo		2010-04-25 06:24:50 PM

/owns ALL other princesses.

raptusregaliter		2010-04-25 06:27:02 PM

Dictatorial_Flair: Wouldn't be my first choice, but if given the chance I'd probably try to breed the hemophilia right out of her family line.

...except that Beatrice's line in descent from Queen Victoria (a carrier) via Edward VII has never manifested or transmitted hemophilia. Not even Philip's female line of descent from QV through her second daughter Princess Alice (carrier) has had it via Alice's eldest daughter Victoria (non-carrier), who was mother to Alice of Greece (non-carrier, Philip's mother).

The only royal houses affected were a minor branch of the Prussian Royal Family, the Russian Imperial Family (both of whom descend from Alice's younger daughters, Irene and Alix), or the Spanish Royal Family (via QV's youngest daughter Beatrice, another carrier). The British Royal Family has never had a hemophiliac since Prince Leopold (whose daughter was a carrier).

As it stands today, hemophilia has either died out or gone dormant among Queen Victoria's descendants.

Nice try, though.

LibertyHiller		2010-04-25 06:30:48 PM

hogans: ZakD: FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.

The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club.

His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character.

So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

You haven't heard of the Bay to the Breakers race in San Francisco. It's only about seven miles (hence the name; they cross the city), but it's fill of wackos who dress up. There are nudists, people carrying Chinese dragons, even a team that pushes a bamboo bar and serve drinks while running. It was the first thing I saw when I visited, and it was a perfectly surreal start to that vacation.

Enjoy your memories, because the crazy days of B2B are over. No more kegs, no more Tiki Bar, no more nudity. The organizers got tired of dealing with the complaints from people who live along the course.

Plasticizer		2010-04-25 06:33:57 PM

raptusregaliter: Dictatorial_Flair: Wouldn't be my first choice, but if given the chance I'd probably try to breed the hemophilia right out of her family line.

...except that Beatrice's line in descent from Queen Victoria (a carrier) via Edward VII has never manifested or transmitted hemophilia. Not even Philip's female line of descent from QV through her second daughter Princess Alice (carrier) has had it via Alice's eldest daughter Victoria (non-carrier), who was mother to Alice of Greece (non-carrier, Philip's mother).

The only royal houses affected were a minor branch of the Prussian Royal Family, the Russian Imperial Family (both of whom descend from Alice's younger daughters, Irene and Alix), or the Spanish Royal Family (via QV's youngest daughter Beatrice, another carrier). The British Royal Family has never had a hemophiliac since Prince Leopold (whose daughter was a carrier).

As it stands today, hemophilia has either died out or gone dormant among Queen Victoria's descendants.

Nice try, though.

Umm, he meant homophobia, but nice try.

Mister Peejay		2010-04-25 06:37:17 PM

Dupa: Why does that pic remind me of Rape Rape Lincoln?

Is that like Rape Rape Revolution?

/it's like Dance Dance Revolution with more tentacles

pwhp_67		2010-04-25 06:38:04 PM

twins

Amigajoe		2010-04-25 06:40:38 PM

pwhp_67		2010-04-25 06:42:20 PM

Amigajoe: ak.buy.com

You win...

Marlas_Cancer		2010-04-25 06:45:38 PM

She has to have her name on a hat

I'm pretty sure that would be a crime against nature if you did anything to her.

/Pretty...sure..
//umm...no...just sure.

rickythepenguin		2010-04-25 06:54:26 PM

Stanfan114: I know a lot of brothers who would LOVE to hit that huge white ass.

like your brothers or frat brothers? I don't have any brothers. Just a sister but we don't really get along so well.

But I think lots guys would like to "get" with her, not just your brothers, be they frat brothers or actual brothers. ehhh. either way.

huel		2010-04-25 06:59:37 PM

ZakD: FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.

The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club.

His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character.

So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

I saw a guy at the Chicago marathon this year dressed as Minnie Mouse. Someone else was dressed as Death. I think Death out ran a good number of people too.

jaytkay		2010-04-25 07:11:05 PM

CornFedIowan		2010-04-25 07:23:23 PM

The article you are looking for does not exist. It may have been deleted.

Which makes what appears below the Fark headline even weirder:

More: Cool, Gordon Ramsay, London Marathon, princess, England, brandishing, celebrity chefs, virgins

keypusher		2010-04-25 07:23:51 PM

huel: ZakD: FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.

The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club.

His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character.

So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

I saw a guy at the Chicago marathon this year dressed as Minnie Mouse. Someone else was dressed as Death. I think Death out ran a good number of people too.

The only reason Death did not win outright is that the race was not long enough.

misanthropologist		2010-04-25 08:00:07 PM

felidstar: Actually, she looks a lot like me, 20lbs ago. And my thighs are still pretty big.

But there's her, getting out and running 20+ miles, and she has to have been training for it. Can she help it if she has the same mix of English and German genes I do? She's doing all she can to be a healthy weight and someone that might make all of you dipshiats regret your 'hambeast' comment. So while you're all sitting on your asses making derogatory comments, she's burning hers off. Hope you all feel proud.

/Sorry to feed the trolls, but nothing pisses me off more than people making fun of someone who's doing a decent amount of exercise. My best friend has had frat boys throw milkshakes at her from their cars when she's out for her jog. What sense is that??

My guess is the thunderthigh pics of her are from before the marathon training. I'd hate to carry that much extra weight around a marathon...

misanthropologist		2010-04-25 08:03:45 PM

ZakD: FTFA:
Tens of thousands of runners including the Princess and an assortment of celebrities, cartoon and comic book characters gathered in the pouring rain for the start of the London Marathon.

The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club.

His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character.

So English marathons are slightly more retarded than our own?

You cut out the next sentence, which actually explains the retardation a little more clearly:
The City sales account manager, who was running his 175th marathon, said: "I got a bit tired saying 'Yabba Dabba Doo'.

Seriously? That's nuts.

epijunkie67		2010-04-25 08:30:22 PM

That chick could eat corn off the cob through a picket fence.

wont_eat_bugs		2010-04-25 08:33:32 PM

I'm guessing y'all haven't taken a look at her sister.

img.dailymail.co.uk

And if that fails, try GIS for Princess Eugenie of York

jaytkay		2010-04-25 08:35:50 PM

misanthropologist: Seriously? That's nuts.

Check this out:

Eddie Izzard [yes, *THAT* Eddie Izzard] took the last of 1.6m steps, from the 43 marathons he has completed in 51 days. He has run at least 27 miles a day, six days a week, over the past seven weeks, covering more than 1,110 miles of England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland.

Ken VeryBigLiar		2010-04-25 08:36:53 PM

"A marathon? What kind of dago contraption is that?"

AmazingRuss		2010-04-25 08:43:47 PM

Molavian: psychotic_calm: Does every guy have a nine inch cock?

You mean the rest of you don't?

Nope... mine's 14"

/soft

OscarTamerz		2010-04-25 08:50:30 PM

And Princess Beatrice, 21, become the first royal to complete the route as she joined a "human caterpillar" of 34

Notify me if she joins a human centipede.

horrorsnotdead.com

Gawdzila		2010-04-25 08:57:30 PM

Umm no thank you.
Her sister on the other hand...

misanthropologist		2010-04-25 09:06:13 PM

wont_eat_bugs: Princess Eugenie of York

From wiki:
In October 2002, Eugenie, then aged twelve, underwent back surgery at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital in London, to correct scoliosis. She still has the two titanium rods in her back that were put in place in 2002.

Bionic!

cheechwiz		2010-04-25 09:28:59 PM

Subby: I wouldn't even with yours. Jeesus EYE BLEACH!EYE BLEACH!

the ubiquitous penguin pilot		2010-04-25 09:35:24 PM

wont_eat_bugs: Eugenie of York

more pictures here of such Princess.
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/04/eugenie-gets-a-lift-and-other.php

nice face, but the lack of tattoos kinda makes me go `meh´, that´s me I guess..

jaytkay		2010-04-25 09:46:06 PM

wont_eat_bugs: I'm guessing y'all haven't taken a look at her sister.

Same genes.

danielle1city.files.wordpress.com

nm651984		2010-04-25 09:49:40 PM

misanthropologist: wont_eat_bugs: Princess Eugenie of York

From wiki:
In October 2002, Eugenie, then aged twelve, underwent back surgery at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital in London, to correct scoliosis. She still has the two titanium rods in her back that were put in place in 2002.

Bionic!

We're twins! Except she's way hotter and I have had my steel rods longer than she's had hers. Doc says they'll be there forever too.

Coco LaFemme		2010-04-25 10:22:31 PM

wont_eat_bugs: I'm guessing y'all haven't taken a look at her sister.

And if that fails, try GIS for Princess Eugenie of York

She's beautiful. Here's another picture from that Tatler shoot:

img232.imageshack.us

pmmal		2010-04-25 10:29:10 PM

Marlas_Cancer: She has to have her name on a hat
distance race runners write their names on their outfits so that spectators can shout personalized words of encouragement to total strangers. Turns out, a little cheering can make the miserable task of completing a marathon seem less dreadful. And it's fun for the fans too, who usually know 1 or 2 competitors out of thousands. It gives them something do to for the rest of the day.

wont_eat_bugs		2010-04-25 10:49:59 PM

jaytkay: wont_eat_bugs: I'm guessing y'all haven't taken a look at her sister.

Same genes.

Have you never seen a real woman? In the flesh?

VictorOfBorge		2010-04-25 10:53:15 PM

She's a princess????

geekybroad		2010-04-25 11:02:42 PM

keypusher:
Seriously, though, she must have lost weight in between the bikini photo and running the marathon?

Anyone who runs a marathon has my respect, anyway.

Yep, in here we see pictures from several months or years ago. However, any new pics of her look like... hmmm, I don't know... like she is in shape because of training for a marathon? And yes, she does look better than before.

I wonder how many basement dwellers in here have run a marathon or done anything remotely close to it.

Waiting for pics. Come on boys. Let's see your chiseled features and pretty faces.

jaytkay		2010-04-25 11:17:50 PM

wont_eat_bugs: Have you never seen a real woman? In the flesh?

Yes and I've touched some. With my penis even. For reals.

Conflagurated		2010-04-25 11:45:53 PM

I'd hit it.

Desmo		2010-04-25 11:47:05 PM

Oof! Too many teeth in that mouth.

shanteyman		2010-04-25 11:57:43 PM

She haz de wonderful childbearing heeps !

wont_eat_bugs		2010-04-25 11:57:49 PM

jaytkay: wont_eat_bugs: Have you never seen a real woman? In the flesh?

Yes and I've touched some. With my penis even. For reals.

And what did they do afterwards, besides wake up in the middle of the night, screaming?

/jk, mostly
//too obscure?
///couldn't resist

macsenwledig		2010-04-25 11:58:30 PM

Desmo: Oof! Too many teeth in that mouth.

Actually I suspect she has the same amount of teeth as anybody else!
Even royalty don't get more than the standard quantity.

beer4breakfast		2010-04-26 12:48:40 AM

AmigaJoe,

egg.org.au

RemyDuron		2010-04-26 01:41:47 AM

brantgoose: Prince Beatrice must be a relation of Princess David.

Subby may be over-qualified to be President of the United States.

I am just impressed that Ronald Reagan knew that King Edward was known as "David" to his reactionary friends.

Mind you, there's that crazy bi-atch, Princess Michael of Kent.

Damn German Loonies.

Her father was a Nazi, but fortunately, Prince Michael lost his place in the Succession because she is a Roman Catholic.

Princess Michael's maiden name is Baroness Marie Christine Agnes Hedwig Ida von Reibnitz Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

I started reading that name, and I couldn't stop. God damn you Monty Python!

FarkWhat		2010-04-26 03:44:47 AM

MCStymie		2010-04-26 09:31:36 AM

Certainly hittable. Her and her gingermum...

/Right! Will be in me bunk, then.

MikeBoomshadow		2010-04-26 09:50:52 AM

RIP Beatrice Foods

/we're Beatrice

//we are all Spartacus
///This...IS...BEATRICE!
////What was I saying again?

Slartibartfaster		2010-04-26 10:32:42 AM

Americans complaining about brits being fat with bad dental work are .... sorta funny (sorta in the way that obama is sorta muslim)

i28.photobucket.com

Pert		2010-04-26 11:04:57 AM

Let me know when Zara Phillips starts running marathons:

www.bbc.co.uk

Rah rah rah, we're going to smash the oiks...

images.dailyexpress.co.uk

docmattic		2010-04-26 01:19:45 PM

jaytkay: wont_eat_bugs: Have you never seen a real woman? In the flesh?

Yes and I've touched some. With my penis even. For reals.

Your momma don't count.

highwayrun		2010-04-26 04:07:40 PM

Bagelox-99: Moar of Her Royal Hambeast:

Who is that in the first picture? The dude who looks like a young Jason Bateman? I've seen him in a couple of pix with Princess Beatrice and I'm trying to figure out if he's fapworthy or not.

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