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(Daily Mail)   Pope said to be "offended" by UK Government Foreign Office suggestions that he launch his own condom range, sing a duet with the Queen, and apologize for the Spanish Armada on his upcoming visit to the UK   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
    More: Asinine, Foreign Office, pope, UK government, memorandums, Ann Widdecombe, Spanish Armada, UK Government Foreign Office, Holy See  
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2010-04-25 10:27:08 AM  
Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

He will molest the SH*T out of you when he gets there.
 
2010-04-25 10:35:02 AM  
You're a Christian - forgive them.
 
2010-04-25 11:36:18 AM  
I think people should be offended that the pope is still the pope.

Jokingly calling for a line of pope condoms. Offensive.

Covering up sex abuse of priests. Offensive...that you even mention it.

Just where is Sinead when you need her?
 
2010-04-25 11:49:00 AM  
what the heck is a "condom range"?
 
2010-04-25 12:02:51 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

Uh, yes I do. It's not like his bishops can capture me. They don't even move diagonally.
 
2010-04-25 12:13:59 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

He will molest the SH*T out of you when he gets there.


HA!
 
2010-04-25 12:14:30 PM  
Lighten up, Benedict.
 
2010-04-25 12:15:28 PM  
Isn't he too busy protecting childfukers to bother with this?
 
2010-04-25 12:16:15 PM  
The rest of the world is forgetting one important thing here. No one ever suspects the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2010-04-25 12:16:50 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

He will molest the SH*T out of you when he gets there.


too old >:|
 
2010-04-25 12:16:55 PM  
quickdraw: what the heck is a "condom range"?

Small, Medium, Large, Popehat.
 
2010-04-25 12:18:18 PM  
Why would Old Benny need condoms for? You can't get choirboys pregnant.
 
2010-04-25 12:19:48 PM  
Cheese eating surrender monkey: Why would Old Benny need condoms for? You can't get choirboys pregnant.

It makes it less enjoyable for them so they hopefully won't do it anymore.

/ticket please
 
2010-04-25 12:20:15 PM  
quickdraw: what the heck is a "condom range"?

How the nuns poke holes in magnums.

"PULL!"
 
2010-04-25 12:21:39 PM  
macadamnut: quickdraw: what the heck is a "condom range"?

Small, Medium, Large, Popehat.


Aw dammit! Now I gotta clean beer off the monitor again.
 
2010-04-25 12:22:04 PM  
Saborlas: CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

Uh, yes I do. It's not like his bishops can capture me. They don't even move diagonally.


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2010-04-25 12:22:58 PM  
img101.imageshack.us
/aisle seat
//what's the movie?
///Don't want the fish
 
2010-04-25 12:25:42 PM  
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Well, I'm offended by his hats.

balanceinmotion.net

I demand he replace them with one of the ones above.
 
2010-04-25 12:26:15 PM  
He's probably just going to the U.K. to get special dispensation so that Prince William can marry Kate Middleton, who's Catholic.
 
2010-04-25 12:30:07 PM  
Cheese eating surrender monkey: Why would Old Benny need condoms for? You can't get choirboys pregnant.

"Benny Bare-Back" - now there's a line of pron I would not want to watch.
 
2010-04-25 12:32:32 PM  
Omnivorous: He's probably just going to the U.K. to get special dispensation so that Prince William can marry Kate Middleton, who's Catholic.

More likely he's appointing Nick Griffin a bishop.
 
2010-04-25 12:32:42 PM  
Didn't the brits solve this whole pope problem centuries ago?
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2010-04-25 12:33:49 PM  
Bohemian: Didn't the brits solve this whole pope problem centuries ago?

Way to point out the obvious
 
2010-04-25 12:34:44 PM  
all people of all religions that can't take a farking joke can go fark themselves. STFU, religion, everywhere everyone else is so farking bored with your bullshiat outrage. Get a funnaybone already, morans.
 
2010-04-25 12:34:48 PM  
Saborlas: CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

Uh, yes I do. It's not like his bishops can capture me. They don't even move diagonally.


*snicker*
 
2010-04-25 12:35:52 PM  
ROPE A POPE! ROPE A POPE!
 
2010-04-25 12:35:58 PM  
I have a suggestion for the Pope.

img2.pict.com
 
2010-04-25 12:40:12 PM  
Bohemian: Didn't the brits solve this whole pope problem centuries ago?

We should hire large men in fancy dress to devour the Pope and all his cardinals.
 
2010-04-25 12:45:57 PM  
macadamnut: quickdraw: what the heck is a "condom range"?

Small, Medium, Large, Popehat.


I think you guys will find that it's "small, medium, good and mitre" ;-)

Saborlas: CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

Uh, yes I do. It's not like his bishops can capture me. They don't even move diagonally.


Diagonally is the worst bit. Uppey-downy, backy-forthy is more common.

I know this is the Daily-Fail, but I read it elsewhere first. And I laughed. And laughed. But I understood how it could be offensive. Then I larfed and larfed and larfed.

/I'd like to think it was a public servant's joke memo that got into the wrong hands
//but it probably wasn't
//And I larfed and larfed and larfed
 
2010-04-25 12:47:17 PM  
RTFA!! It's comedy gold!

Bookmarked. Straight to my "Atheism" folder.

/Window seat please
//I'm only booking to Limbo, please
///No, no, just Limbo. Oh? May I change that to Purgatory, then?
 
2010-04-25 12:49:57 PM  
Is a "condom range" a special order gas cooker available from Tesco?
 
2010-04-25 12:51:32 PM  
I hope some people can infiltrate the crowds when he arrives and get some very loud booing going.

Ratzy: You're as welcome here as Mugabe as far as I'm concerned.
 
2010-04-25 12:52:28 PM  
I always wanted to buy a pope hat, but all the ones I see for sale always suck.

Link (new window)
 
2010-04-25 12:55:12 PM  
Having my Sunday AM church wine (why, err, yes, it's only 11:52 CDT here). You know, before lunch.

/I'll have the roast beef?
//What? Oh, it is a Friday, isn't it?
///Well. I guess the fish will be alright. Or the capybara.
 
2010-04-25 12:57:37 PM  
THIS, despite all the other BS, is why, in the end, I really like Britain and the British, they really don't take this religion bullshiat seriously.

Also, ftfa: "The Government has been plunged into a major diplomatic storm after Foreign Office officials circulated an offensive memo mocking the Pope's forthcoming visit to Britain."

To quote Stalin: The Pope? How many divisions has he got?
 
2010-04-25 01:01:53 PM  
So do you think Pope Benedict was a toucher or did he just like to watch?
 
2010-04-25 01:02:53 PM  
*Sips wine*
THE BLOOD OF CHRIST!
*Spits* You don't say!

/Well, in that case. I'll just eat this little cracker, here
//Oh, noes. I'm a cannibal!!
///Aisle seat...or airsick bag, please, stat!!
 
2010-04-25 01:08:52 PM  
@Rufus Lee King:

Good call. How'd you like to do eternity for a beef jerky?


NP. Better'n that those cheap wafers and that cheap-ass Mogen David church wine.

/mmmm, spicy tits'n'lips, in a sausage!
//Your dog wants steak
 
2010-04-25 01:20:55 PM  
Saborlas: CtrlAltDelete: Oh man. You do NOT want to offend the Pope.

Uh, yes I do. It's not like his bishops can capture me. They don't even can only move diagonally.


Good joke tho.
 
2010-04-25 01:26:59 PM  
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH ARMADA
 
2010-04-25 01:43:53 PM  
Why is it that every picture of the pope makes him look like the antichrist?
 
2010-04-25 01:47:24 PM  
mofomisfit: Good joke tho.

Dude. I have never seen a Catholic bishop move diagonally. They have no power over me. None that I have given them.
 
2010-04-25 01:57:47 PM  
Nobody expects the Spanish Armada!
 
2010-04-25 01:58:14 PM  
What the writer might look like:
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2010-04-25 01:58:17 PM  
PoopSlice: Why is it that every picture of the pope makes him look like the antichrist?


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2010-04-25 02:02:47 PM  
Rufus Lee King: Mogen David wine in a Catholic church!?! What's next?

Yerr. I keeps a trollin', you keep handing me the bait.

/Someone has to steer the boat
//Business class, please, away from the rest rooms
///Could I have the pork roll, please?
////And no, no problem. I'll just take that beef kabob off my Hindu friend's airline meal tray, you know, to help her out
 
2010-04-25 02:07:04 PM  
The influence chart in the article is hilarious - it lists Richard Dawkins as "not influential/negative" to the visit, right next to Madonna. Now is that "the" Madonna, or Guy Ritchie's ex-bint? It doesn't say.
 
2010-04-25 02:07:26 PM  
Rufus Lee King:

Oh, and btw. I'm running out of "favorites" colors FARK.

/Mods. Please add a deeper color pallette
//Yes. Yes, you Rufus Lee King are there
///Seat choice/preference? Will that be smoking or none smoking?
////Oh, I mean Limbo, Purgatory or Hell (What?? Now there are three smoking choices??
 
2010-04-25 02:10:55 PM  
@Rufus

"I think we're [sic] gonna need a bigger boat."

/Slashie--can't live with them, can't...
 
2010-04-25 02:14:33 PM  
So the Pope is offended? Good. I'm offended by people who protect child molesters, so now we're even.
 
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