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Bookmarking for epic

Ya, just like Jinx from the Bond movie was going to.
Let's wait until Iron Man 2 comes out before we blow our wad on her.

There is absolutely no reason to ever delay blowing one's wad on Scarlett Johansonn.

Charlize Theron ran around in tight black leather for just one movie and no one's seen her since.

Scarlett Johansson running around in tight black leather for multiple movies? What's not to like?

Well, the movies themselves for starters, if SJ running around in tight black leather is the only thing going for it...

/hot chicks are nothing without good story

What's not to like?

That she's wearing clothes.

That's what I said about Elektra.

That's what I said about Catwoman.

That's what I said in utero about Supergirl.

I see Elektra and Catwoman have been mentioned, my work has already been done.

WideStance: That's what I said in utero about Supergirl.

I loved the Supergirl movie... when I was 12.

What's not to like?

That's she's not all curvy like she used to be... and that her boobs are smaller now.

Kaybeck: That's she's not all curvy like she used to be... and that her boobs are smaller now.

We're going to need some evidence

What the hell, Fark? Must I do everything...

I can't find porn on the internet, so I have to spend $25 at the theater and hold it in until I get home and my weiner gets covered in imitation butter flavor and parmesan cheese, that's what.

I won't be seeing this one in the theater. I'll wait till I can watch it at home by myself, in private.

mmmmeh!

This is bullshiat. She looks like a methhead skank when her boobs are put away, that ridiculous dye job is straight out of Rome, and muslim women show more skin than she has in any of the trailers. She'd better be naked a lot in this movie. She sure as hell can't act.

All right I'll say it: Butterface

OnmyojiOmn: This is bullshiat. She looks like a methhead skank when her boobs are put away, that ridiculous dye job is straight out of Rome, and muslim women show more skin than she has in any of the trailers. She'd better be naked a lot in this movie. She sure as hell can't act.

He may be angry, hate-filled, and possibly drunk, but dammit, he's RIGHT!

Zer0ne: All right I'll say it: Butterface

Really? Butterface? Really? Have you looked at her face? It's a beautiful face...one of the prettiest I ever came across.

And, since no one else has posted it yet...

PizzaJedi81: Zer0ne: All right I'll say it: Butterface

Really? Butterface? Really? Have you looked at her face? It's a beautiful face...one of the prettiest I ever came across.



/hot like her boobies

Santa's_Dog: PizzaJedi81: Zer0ne: All right I'll say it: Butterface

Really? Butterface? Really? Have you looked at her face? It's a beautiful face...one of the prettiest I ever came across.



/hot like her boobies

Heh...anytime I can work that in, I like to do so.

That's what she said.

there was more but i couldnt hotlink them

SnakeMan: Ha! The snarky like to remind us constantly that you can see tons of women naked for free on the Internet. Be that as it may, as long as there's that one special chick who hasn't gotten naked yet (or the pictures aren't good enough), we're obsessed with any little bit of teasing she might do and don't care about all the other random sluts.

This. GIVE IT UP ALREADY, BETTY WHITE!

Meh, and this is after the plastic surgery and before all the glitzy makeup. I liked her best in Girl With A Pearl Earring, where they made her up to look completely natural. Maybe it's because she didn't smile as much. Something about her mouth/teeth bugs me. It's okay for me to say this because I'm waaay in the minority and she probably gets praised for her beauty day and night. Anyway, behold what I mean:



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I would have liked it if they'd cast an athletic actress for the role of The Black Widow
Instead of just a pair of bewbs

She has a face like a foot too

Let's see just what she does in Iron Man 2.
I assumed she'd be back for Iron Man 3 and/or The Avengers, but a stand-alone Black Widow film?


Without a Daredevil crossover/reliance on Avengers characters, where could they possibly go with it?

I'll just be leaving these here...





















/You're welcome

TemperedEdge: Scarlett Johansson running around in tight black leather for multiple movies? What's not to like?

The dialogue, probably. But then again you can always mute it.

bunk.....brb

Dr. Nick Riviera: OnmyojiOmn: This is bullshiat. She looks like a methhead skank when her boobs are put away, that ridiculous dye job is straight out of Rome, and muslim women show more skin than she has in any of the trailers. She'd better be naked a lot in this movie. She sure as hell can't act.

He may be angry, hate-filled, and possibly drunk, but dammit, he's RIGHT!

Agreed. So much THIS.

yeah, that reminds me...


...gotta get some flotation devices for my boat.

/or can I just use her?

Tell her, "I want to squeeze them." She'll know what it means.

Zer0ne: All right I'll say it: Butterface

Know how I know you're gay?

Already working on a treatment, though right now it consists mainly of Scarlett and Kate Beckinsale making out for 90 minutes. There's also a bra and panties tickle fight in the second act. You know, it's good to have a twist to move things along.

LonMead: yeah, that reminds me...


...gotta get some flotation devices for my boat.

/or can I just use her?

Is it a motorboat?

What's not to like?

The plot?

OnmyojiOmn: This is bullshiat. She looks like a methhead skank when her boobs are put away, that ridiculous dye job is straight out of Rome, and muslim women show more skin than she has in any of the trailers. She'd better be naked a lot in this movie. She sure as hell can't act.

I don't get that dye job. Is it supposed to look cartoonish? That's the only reason I could see her having that shade/style. It looks like someone took a gallon of red paint and immersed her hair in it for a decade or so.

bfarkplug: Meh, and this is after the plastic surgery and before all the glitzy makeup. I liked her best in Girl With A Pearl Earring, where they made her up to look completely natural. Maybe it's because she didn't smile as much. Something about her mouth/teeth bugs me. It's okay for me to say this because I'm waaay in the minority and she probably gets praised for her beauty day and night. Anyway, behold what I mean:



For bigger pics, original is Link (new window)

I've never seen that, but I always thought she was better looking in Ghost World than in a lot of other movies, and that had a more naturalistic look. Plus, the snark turns me on.

/how old was she in that movie?
//takes a preliminary seat over there, just in case