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(Some Guy)   14-year-old dies from meth overdose. Big brother, whose 15-year-old girlfriend is pregnant, kicks out cop car window during vigil. Dad blames cops. Ta-da   (newsleader.com) divider line 95
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2010-04-24 09:31:50 AM  
so, are we just creating stuff out of thin air now? I saw nothing about a meth overdose in that article.

sub-fail
 
2010-04-24 09:40:06 AM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2010-04-24 09:45:04 AM  
There's a lot of crap (new window) on the internet about this sweet, angelic kid.

Of course he was a junkie. good thing he died before he bred.
 
2010-04-24 10:11:59 AM  
R.A.Danny: Yeah, this kid wasn't a junkie.

the parenting...
taitk.com
 
2010-04-24 10:58:14 AM  
I think that's more an Aristocrats than Ta-da.
 
2010-04-24 11:59:21 AM  
Oh, Virginia.
 
2010-04-24 12:24:59 PM  
dibs on the reality show rights.
 
2010-04-24 12:25:06 PM  
Hey everyone, behave yourselves.
 
2010-04-24 12:25:09 PM  
How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?
 
2010-04-24 12:27:01 PM  
FTFA:when John Panzino Jr., 18,...ohn Panzino Jr.'s girlfriend, Nikki Stevenson, 15, said she tried to stop her boyfriend from confronting police, but was arrested after she yelled at an officer. Stevenson is three months pregnant

Is the age of consent a lot lower there than I'm used to?
 
2010-04-24 12:27:24 PM  
From a related article:
"On Monday, Panzino's father, John Panzino Sr., said his son was given methadone - a synthetic opiate - during a camping trip to the forest. The father said his son took two pills, possibly more.

"Something went terribly wrong and my son did not come back from his camping trip," he said."


meth-ADONE, sub-twit
 
2010-04-24 12:27:32 PM  
Check out the comments, seems like the local teens are letting the family have it for being white trash losers. Family responds with the predictable "If you weren't at the vigil then you have no right to comment" sort of thing.
 
2010-04-24 12:28:31 PM  
Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

To be fair, that's kinda like asking how many people were killed in World War 2 during the Twenties.
 
2010-04-24 12:29:02 PM  
Those keep vigil kept their candles lit, and passed around baskets to collect money to bail Panzino out of jail as police officers kept watch from across the street.


knowyourmeme.com
 
2010-04-24 12:30:02 PM  
Hey, hey!
Let's all hold internet hands and thank the good Lord that these people are reproducing.
If she starts @ 15, she can be a grandmother by 30.
 
2010-04-24 12:31:53 PM  
Eyebleach: Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

To be fair, that's kinda like asking how many people were killed in World War 2 during the Twenties.


If by fair you mean ignorant.
 
2010-04-24 12:32:54 PM  
Shawntil

I'm not sure that's spelled correctly.
 
2010-04-24 12:34:14 PM  
All they needed was a baby choking on bag of weed at the funeral.
 
2010-04-24 12:37:49 PM  
bugmn99

All they needed was a baby choking on bag of weed at the funeral.



Or having a crack pipe fall out of its diaper.
 
2010-04-24 12:38:43 PM  
THey need to just pass around poison to just finish off these wastes of space.
 
2010-04-24 12:38:54 PM  
Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

Um, yeah. You may not have been around back then, but the phrase "Speed Kills" in the 1960s wasn't about excessive vehicle velocity.
 
2010-04-24 12:41:12 PM  
Is this the thread where I complain that darkie hood rats are ruining this country, and whaargarbl about forced sterilization programs for the stupid, and such?

If it's not, I'll wait, I'm sure there will be one greenlit later today.
 
2010-04-24 12:41:52 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

Um, yeah. You may not have been around back then, but the phrase "Speed Kills" in the 1960s wasn't about excessive vehicle velocity.


It originated in Africa amongst a bunch of Gazelles watching their friends getting taken down by some yellow blur. They nicknamed this blur "Speed" and told their young to watch out for him because "Speed Kills!"
 
2010-04-24 12:43:01 PM  
Thisbymaster: THey need to just pass around poison to just finish off these wastes of space.

Hey. I tried damn near everything anyone waved in front of my face when I was in my late teens. I smoked, popped, tripped, snorted, and sniffed my way through my first two years of college. And look at me now -- I got through it just fine, and I'm sitting...here...posting on Fark...

OK, well, bad example. But anyway, lots of people have experimented with drugs and made something of their lives afterwards. The fact that this particular longhaired white-trash dirtbag happened to be at a drug campout and went tits up isn't evidence that everyone who uses drugs should die.
 
2010-04-24 12:45:17 PM  
PPL_Wannabe: Oh, Virginia.

You gotta scrape that shiat right off your shoes.
 
2010-04-24 12:45:22 PM  
thatguyfred: dahmers love zombie: Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

Um, yeah. You may not have been around back then, but the phrase "Speed Kills" in the 1960s wasn't about excessive vehicle velocity.

It originated in Africa amongst a bunch of Gazelles watching their friends getting taken down by some yellow blur. They nicknamed this blur "Speed" and told their young to watch out for him because "Speed Kills!"


Andale'?

/wrong Speed(y)
 
2010-04-24 12:46:16 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: From a related article:
"On Monday, Panzino's father, John Panzino Sr., said his son was given methadone - a synthetic opiate - during a camping trip to the forest. The father said his son took two pills, possibly more.

"Something went terribly wrong and my son did not come back from his camping trip," he said."

meth-ADONE, sub-twit


Good god methadone pills are meant to broken into 4 pieces and taken one as a dose mixed with water/ Gatoraid
 
2010-04-24 12:49:09 PM  
What the hell? There wasn't even a taserin'.
 
2010-04-24 12:51:10 PM  
I was at that party. Mrs. The Herpes! was not thrilled but I gots to get mah rave on. Thing was out of control.
 
2010-04-24 12:51:11 PM  
so when's dad arrested for neglect?
 
2010-04-24 12:51:32 PM  
Podna: MaudlinMutantMollusk: From a related article:
"On Monday, Panzino's father, John Panzino Sr., said his son was given methadone - a synthetic opiate - during a camping trip to the forest. The father said his son took two pills, possibly more.

"Something went terribly wrong and my son did not come back from his camping trip," he said."

meth-ADONE, sub-twit

Good god methadone pills are meant to broken into 4 pieces and taken one as a dose mixed with water/ Gatoraid


So you are saying this boy died because of a lack of Gatorade?

It's what junkies crave.
 
2010-04-24 12:52:03 PM  
Big brother, whose 15-year-old girlfriend is pregnant, kicks out cop car window after being arrested by police trying to break up during vigil.

FTFY, subs. It's not like he was at a vigil, saw a cop car, and ran over to kick the window out.
 
2010-04-24 12:54:46 PM  
See that picture in the upper right corner of TFA? Two girls hugging in sorrow? You can buy a copy of it. It says so right under the picture. You can own that picture - forever! God, I love the internet.

No sub fail. I defend subby. There's a list of other articles about this case on the page. Drugs as the cause of death where definitely mentioned in those headlines.
 
2010-04-24 12:58:24 PM  
Yay Darwin!
 
2010-04-24 12:59:40 PM  
couldn't find pic of the hardcore guy in SLC Punk! but i thought it was appropriate
 
2010-04-24 01:02:48 PM  
radioman_: See that picture in the upper right corner of TFA? Two girls hugging in sorrow? You can buy a copy of it. It says so right under the picture. You can own that picture - forever! God, I love the internet.

there is a limited run of these being sold! don't delay -- order now! (new window)
 
2010-04-24 01:03:22 PM  
MeatWrangler: Yes, this is him.

him?!?!

Hansen brothers just learned a long lost brother has died.

 
2010-04-24 01:04:51 PM  
Podna: MaudlinMutantMollusk: From a related article:
"On Monday, Panzino's father, John Panzino Sr., said his son was given methadone - a synthetic opiate - during a camping trip to the forest. The father said his son took two pills, possibly more.

"Something went terribly wrong and my son did not come back from his camping trip," he said."

meth-ADONE, sub-twit

Good god methadone pills are meant to broken into 4 pieces and taken one as a dose mixed with water/ Gatoraid
????

5mg of methadone isn't very much.
 
2010-04-24 01:05:16 PM  
Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

0
 
2010-04-24 01:07:54 PM  
MeatWrangler: grinding_journalist: Is this the thread where I complain that darkie hood rats are ruining this country, and whaargarbl about forced sterilization programs for the stupid, and such?

If it's not, I'll wait, I'm sure there will be one greenlit later today.

They just showed pictures of black people to confuse you.



Yes, this is him.

Link to article with picture can be found here


Yeah, I was kinda going with the sarcastitroll line there, I read the article, knew they wuz crackas.

I hadn't seen that particular picture there. Yikes.
 
2010-04-24 01:08:48 PM  
Shouldn't they charge that kid for statutory rape also?
 
2010-04-24 01:09:57 PM  
Thisbymaster: THey need to just pass around poison to just finish off these wastes of space.

What do you think meth is?
 
2010-04-24 01:11:49 PM  
grinding_journalist: Is this the thread where I complain that darkie hood rats are ruining this country, and whaargarbl about forced sterilization programs for the stupid, and such?

If it's not, I'll wait, I'm sure there will be one greenlit later today.



Every thread can be that thread if you try hard enough.
 
2010-04-24 01:12:13 PM  
Seems like the sensible course of action would have been to close the road running through the park for the duration of the vigil. If it's running through the middle of the park, and the park is being used for a large gathering, there are going to be people all over the road. I can't even find this "road" on Google Maps, which doesn't show any roads running though the park, so it's obviously not a major thoroughfare.
 
2010-04-24 01:13:54 PM  
See, I knew the mofo was white.

No self-respectin' brotha is dumb enough to mess with meth 'cause inly dumb whites do.

Don't do meth, it's a trailer trash drug!
 
2010-04-24 01:14:00 PM  
walnuts55: Failing_Junk: How many people were addicted to meth before the war on drugs?

0


That does not appear to be true, but depending on when you identify the start of the war on drugs it is much lower then after.
 
2010-04-24 01:16:39 PM  
Broktun: Podna: MaudlinMutantMollusk: From a related article:
"On Monday, Panzino's father, John Panzino Sr., said his son was given methadone - a synthetic opiate - during a camping trip to the forest. The father said his son took two pills, possibly more.

"Something went terribly wrong and my son did not come back from his camping trip," he said."

meth-ADONE, sub-twit

Good god methadone pills are meant to broken into 4 pieces and taken one as a dose mixed with water/ Gatoraid????

5mg of methadone isn't very much.


My mother took the orange kind that dissolved into water for her MS

www.rivercityrehabcenter.com
 
2010-04-24 01:16:50 PM  
MeatWrangler: They just showed pictures of black people to confuse you.

I saw that, too. When I read another article with his actual picture in it, I was thinking, "WTF?"

It looks like he meth'd his eyebrows into oblivion.
 
2010-04-24 01:20:49 PM  
Hey has anyone mentioned that there was meth involved yet?


/meth
 
2010-04-24 01:23:05 PM  
My MIL calls all drugs "the meth". Old people are funny.
 
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