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		Model. TV presenter. Astrophysicist. Winner of $1.7 million poker tournament. Heavy metal fan. Female. Yes, there are pictures (dailymail.co.uk)		251
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wejash		2010-04-23 09:25:38 PM

Yes, please.

walkerhound		2010-04-23 09:36:57 PM

Wow. I'll be in my bunk.

dj_bigbird		2010-04-23 09:48:35 PM

Wow. Veddy nice.

ne2d		2010-04-23 09:55:06 PM

WANT

susansto-helit		2010-04-23 09:58:13 PM

That's the kind of girl you marry, right there.

MuadDib		2010-04-23 10:03:45 PM

susansto-helit: That's the kind of girl you marry, right there.

For once we agree.

Smokey the Bare		2010-04-23 10:05:58 PM

Her knees are too sharp.

RobertBruce		2010-04-23 10:06:54 PM

Bet I can take her to another dimension in less than ten moves!

Weaver95		2010-04-23 10:16:15 PM

good on her.

Thoguh		2010-04-23 10:30:42 PM

Funny, she doesn't look like Trillian.

Mugato		2010-04-23 10:32:43 PM

I'd go all in.

fatassbastard		2010-04-23 10:41:23 PM

Wow... I mean SERIOUSLY?!?

SilentStrider		2010-04-23 10:50:07 PM

...

Dayum.

CravenMorehead		2010-04-23 10:54:40 PM

I'd poker face

yogaFLAME		2010-04-23 10:54:44 PM

I'd bluff her on the river.

Rain-Monkey		2010-04-23 11:07:41 PM

Holy crap. A girl that hot you could actually talk to.

brainiac-dumdum		2010-04-23 11:08:07 PM

Very impressive

Makh		2010-04-23 11:21:54 PM

She's close, but no cigar.

Mentat		2010-04-23 11:29:30 PM

I'd collapse her wave function.

spqr_ca		2010-04-23 11:36:46 PM

Smokey the Bare: Her knees are too sharp.

You have to be gay...

On another note, reminds me of a girl I was on course with when I was in the Reserves going through basic officer training. Drop dead gorgeous red-head who also happened to have a PHd in nuclear physics and, just to make all of the guys in the platoon nearly die from blood loss to the penis, admitted to wearing lace thongs under her uniform.

FNG		2010-04-23 11:55:11 PM

I'd slip an ace in her hole.

/she actually sounds both hot and cool, like iceland, only different

Makh		2010-04-23 11:58:32 PM

This is the reference of my post, btw.

t0.gstatic.com

Relatively Obscure		2010-04-24 12:22:02 AM

I wouldn't touch her with subby's dick. I mean, seriously. A Metallica shirt? I just threw up a little looking at it.

/Keed.
//Want.

one_more_step_and_the_girl_gets_it		2010-04-24 01:14:20 AM

I'm pretty sure she could beat the hand I am playing with right now! Nice looking gal, compared to other astrophysicists that I have played poker with

WhyteRaven74		2010-04-24 01:15:13 AM

I'd check raise her

Farabor		2010-04-24 01:51:06 AM

Alright, that's just cheating. If there is a deity out there, I curse you for putting all of that good stuff in one place, and leaving me..err...yeah, I'll be in my bunk.

Eyebleach		2010-04-24 02:30:14 AM

spqr_ca: Smokey the Bare: Her knees are too sharp.

You have to be gay...

I'd hit that if I were '3 doses of Richard Simmons' gay.

A rich, head banging, beautiful model/astrophysicist? I mean... holy shiat.

vlakorados		2010-04-24 02:33:25 AM

Shenanigans! There's no woman on Earth that perfect.

GoatCheeseNog		2010-04-24 02:34:19 AM

Eyebleach: A rich, head banging, beautiful model/astrophysicist? I mean... holy shiat.

This.

powhound		2010-04-24 02:37:09 AM

a little on the left, a little on the right, and a hole lot right up the middle, I would I would.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin		2010-04-24 02:38:37 AM

vlakorados: Shenanigans! There's no woman on Earth that perfect.

As of April 25, 2009, you are correct.

www.insidesocal.com

grumpytroll		2010-04-24 02:39:09 AM

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!

buckler		2010-04-24 02:39:31 AM

DRTFA, but I dated a girl like that. NASA spokesperson, environmental scientist, actor, classical Italian clown, yoga instructor, expert UNIX programmer...I have no idea why she'd go out with a guy like me.

johnsmith99		2010-04-24 02:40:06 AM

best part of that page were the Kelly Brook thumbs on the left hand side.

luckcat		2010-04-24 02:40:10 AM

I've always heard "God doesn't give with both hands". As this woman is both beautiful and incredibly intelligent, I will conclude that God, indeed, doesn't exist.

/"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

Relatively Obscure		2010-04-24 02:42:19 AM

buckler: DRTFA, but I dated a girl like that. NASA spokesperson, environmental scientist, actor, classical Italian clown, yoga instructor, expert UNIX programmer...I have no idea why she'd go out with a guy like me.

It's easier with imaginary chicks.

InferiousX		2010-04-24 02:42:35 AM

I was actually discussing today that I don't ever think I would find a girl that impresses me enough to actually consider marriage.

She may have turned that tide.

grumpytroll		2010-04-24 02:42:52 AM

And I say again: DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!! Liv Boeree... ALL IN....

wickedchopspoker.blogs.com

grinderman		2010-04-24 02:44:30 AM

Oh, please. You'd all be sick of her shiat within a month.

Nescio quid dicas		2010-04-24 02:45:19 AM

If all of that is true, yes please

RadioactiveApe		2010-04-24 02:46:07 AM

buckler: DRTFA, but I dated a girl like that. NASA spokesperson, environmental scientist, actor, classical Italian clown...

LoL

gtfo, bro

Relatively Obscure		2010-04-24 02:46:10 AM

grinderman: Oh, please. You'd all be sick of her shiat within a month.

I'll take half her money for a month of farking her. Where do I sign up?

VonAether		2010-04-24 02:46:18 AM

I'd happily disappoint her by giving her the best two minutes of my life.

Efferus X		2010-04-24 02:46:27 AM

I'd eat a twizzler out of her assh...

too much?

ok. fine.

*resumes furious masturbation*

That's some mighty fine Ace right there....

PeppaJack		2010-04-24 02:47:27 AM

I thought subby was full of it. Brains and beauty, wow.

Point02GPA		2010-04-24 02:48:11 AM

From the articles comment section:

"Intelligent, good looking, great taste in music and now very wealthy! If only I were a man...!"
- Alex, Petersfield

"You can be Alex just make a stand and don't let those people kick sand in your face anymore, GO FOR IT MATE!"
- dave, on the edge, 23/4/2010

Greymalkin		2010-04-24 02:51:20 AM

Right, well if I optimistically consider myself to be average, I only have to kill a slightly less than 2 billion other men before she is likely to notice me.

/Yeah it would be worth it.
//Don't worry, all you Farkers are safe.
///Off to kill a few million potential men in my bunk.