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2010-04-23 11:48:04 PM
FlukeBoy: skinink: In Brett's will, he states that if he dies he would like to be cremated by Great White.

wow...I'm in awe of that most horrible, tasteless and, of course, brutally funny joke.
Well done, sir.



I must say, I concur with your assessment of skinink's post., FlukeBoy.
 
2010-04-23 11:48:09 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
I win.
/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
//YOW ZAH!!
 
2010-04-23 11:53:38 PM
piperdrivr: This happened to my 8 year old daughter 3 months ago. Hanging out, then BAM, bleeding in her head. 6 weeks in the hospital, and she's still not out of the woods, and the brain damage has taken it's toll.

I am so sorry to hear this. I hope the damage is minimal and her recovery is good. {{{{{HUGS}}}}}

djkutch: Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting For You" narrowly beat out "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" for my school's prom theme.

As a huge Richard Marx fan, I approve.
 
2010-04-24 12:01:13 AM
doctorwormwood: 100% seriously subby DIAF... call me back when someone close to you suffers a stroke or some other brain damage... I know it's fark but.. there were other jokes there that wouldn't be this bad.

my FIL had a stroke a few years back. he weeble wobbles so bad from the dizzyness and his limp is so bad he routinely is stopped by cops thinking he's drunk in public. I actually liked Brett back in the day, but sometimes you have to laugh to avoid the tears. I was so disapointed when he left the Jets, and I am sure Minnesota feels bad, that's probably why they drafted Tebow his week.

Get better brett

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-04-24 12:02:54 AM
www.clubredrocks.com

/was hoping for a reunion...
 
2010-04-24 12:11:02 AM
Does anyone know if the hair extensions are ok?
 
2010-04-24 12:17:55 AM
sigh.

Heaven help us folks who grew up in the 70s and 80s.

Snarky sonsofbiatches of the 90s and 00s I just want to beat with a totem pole.

Alternatively, a piece of pipe or whatever else is laying about.

//Or, a kite. Know what a kite is, son? It's what the neighbors daughter wanted to fly.
 
2010-04-24 12:19:18 AM
Also, I feel bad for those folks who grew up in the 40/50s, as you only had Frankie Avalon and then Elvis...

You folks who grew up in the 60s can kiss my ass.
 
2010-04-24 12:22:33 AM
My stepmom died from a subarachnoid hemorrhage. She was fine one minute, the next she was on the floor & foaming at the mouth and we ended up having to pull the plug on her.

The docs said she was only in pain for those first few seconds, maybe a minute or two...then she was brain dead.

/It's weird to see brain dead people yawn.
//Still miss her.
 
Qel
2010-04-24 12:30:36 AM
Quel: As tasteless as this one is, how can I not love it?

Quel there can be only one. I am the Alpha and Omega. I say We have a duel drinking contest...screw it let's go drinking.
 
2010-04-24 12:31:22 AM
Does that mean that now he will have

doubtfulsounds.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-04-24 12:34:24 AM
Cymbaline: sigh.

Heaven help us folks who grew up in the 70s and 80s.

Snarky sonsofbiatches of the 90s and 00s I just want to beat with a totem pole.

Alternatively, a piece of pipe or whatever else is laying about.

//Or, a kite. Know what a kite is, son? It's what the neighbors daughter wanted to fly.


We have three dog night.
 
2010-04-24 12:37:34 AM
dead_dangler: Gimme an 'R'
"R!"
'O'
"O!"
'C'
"C!"
'K'
"K!"
Whatchoo got?
"ROCK!"
Whatchoo gonna do?
"ROCK YOU!"


Well done.

/Helix
 
2010-04-24 12:37:35 AM
doctorwormwood: 100% seriously subby DIAF... call me back when someone close to you suffers a stroke or some other brain damage... I know it's fark but.. there were other jokes there that wouldn't be this bad.

And every troll has his thread.

/you're posting in it, dumbass.
 
2010-04-24 12:45:52 AM
doctorwormwood: 100% seriously subby DIAF... call me back when someone close to you suffers a stroke or some other brain damage... I know it's fark but.. there were other jokes there that wouldn't be this bad.

Such as:

Look What The EMT's Dragged In
Open Up and Say...Gahhh!
Talk Slowly To Me
I Want Aspirin Tonight.
Give Me Something to Relieve (myself) In.
 
2010-04-24 12:58:25 AM
dead_dangler: doctorwormwood: 100% seriously subby DIAF... call me back when someone close to you suffers a stroke or some other brain damage... I know it's fark but.. there were other jokes there that wouldn't be this bad.

I don't think you got the joke. The words are slurred because Brett Michaels is now a retard.


/clicks on the imaginary vote button
 
2010-04-24 01:04:03 AM
doctorwormwood: 100% seriously subby DIAF... call me back when someone close to you suffers a stroke or some other brain damage... I know it's fark but.. there were other jokes there that wouldn't be this bad.

Stop ruining it for everyone.
 
2010-04-24 01:05:29 AM
Whatthefark: Give Me Something to Relieve (myself) In.

I Want Traction Tonight
 
2010-04-24 01:10:23 AM
Karma's a biatch Brett, this is for unleashing Rock of Love 1&2.

/voodoo dolls work
 
2010-04-24 01:11:52 AM
WhyteRaven74: drew46n2: enuff 'znuff

not cool story bro, my dad knew their guitar player's dad.

and this thread is fueled by



Nitro


And guys like that dared to call other people "fags"
 
2010-04-24 01:12:01 AM
And there she is, you can see her right there just writhing on the hood of the car.

What was David Coverdale to do?

i.cdn.turner.com


/I lay the blame on Tawny's hot silky shoulders
 
2010-04-24 01:15:43 AM
stoli n coke: So, who's got their balls to the wall now, Bret?
www.metal-revolution.com

Your an idiot! This poster is clearly labeled ACCEPT, not POISON! Cant you read?!?! You will be sorry when he gets better and has a Poison reunion with Andrew Ridgeley.
 
2010-04-24 01:21:09 AM
www.poi-factory.com

RIP Michaels
 
2010-04-24 01:24:29 AM
I liked his video with the chick on the car. Get well soon funnyman.
 
2010-04-24 01:24:39 AM
media.tcpalm.com

Get well soon, Rhet Michaels
 
2010-04-24 01:36:17 AM
www.chud.com

Have his back.

/STATION!
//Link is hot like the flames of hell.
 
2010-04-24 02:00:39 AM
Farker Soze: The dude is bleeding spiders. He's more cool than I thought.

i'm picking up what you're putting down!
 
2010-04-24 02:12:02 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
R.I.P Brett Butler



/amidoingthisrite?
 
2010-04-24 02:21:53 AM
piperdrivr: This happened to my 8 year old daughter 3 months ago. Hanging out, then BAM, bleeding in her head. 6 weeks in the hospital, and she's still not out of the woods, and the brain damage has taken it's toll...

/sad
//Get well, Bret.


That is sad. Hope things take a turn for the better.
 
2010-04-24 03:14:45 AM
I call shenanigans. I could have bought "intracranial bleeding", but "brain hemorrage"? C'mon, this guy doesn't have a brain to speak of...

/get well BrettBret
//the world needs its Cock Rock
 
2010-04-24 03:46:35 AM
The risk of death from an intraparenchymal bleed in traumatic brain injury is especially high when the injury occurs in the brain stem.

For spontaneous ICH seen on CT scan, the death rate (mortality) is 34-50% by 30 days after the insult,and half of the deaths occur in the first 2 days.

Intraparenchymal bleeds within the medulla oblongata are almost always fatal, because they cause damage to cranial nerve X, the vagus nerve, which plays an important role in blood circulation and breathing.This kind of hemorrhage can also occur in the cortex or subcortical areas, usually in the frontal or temporal lobes when due to head injury, and sometimes in the cerebellum.
 
2010-04-24 03:51:59 AM
Do you, as a female, find this man attractive?

Yes? Shoot yourself.
 
2010-04-24 04:54:46 AM
Unimpressed...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-04-24 05:11:53 AM
He was the ugliest chick in the band...

RIP BRIT MYCHALEZ!!!


pffft....


who cares
 
2010-04-24 05:32:19 AM
Cymbaline: sigh.

Heaven help us folks who grew up in the 70s and 80s.

Snarky sonsofbiatches of the 90s and 00s I just want to beat with a totem pole.

Alternatively, a piece of pipe or whatever else is laying about.

//Or, a kite. Know what a kite is, son? It's what the neighbors daughter wanted to fly.


Hit them with the onion tied to your belt.
 
2010-04-24 06:50:15 AM
skinink: In Brett's will, he states that if he dies he would like to be cremated by Great White.

+ over 9000
 
2010-04-24 07:08:26 AM
Oj wow that is sad. Poor fellow was trying to stay relevant on reality shows and he gets a bad break like this. I wish him well.

Now as for subby, I lol'd big time after I figured it out.
+1 Well done.
 
2010-04-24 07:27:39 AM
SharonDeLove: My stepmom died from a subarachnoid hemorrhage. She was fine one minute, the next she was on the floor & foaming at the mouth and we ended up having to pull the plug on her.

The docs said she was only in pain for those first few seconds, maybe a minute or two...then she was brain dead.

/It's weird to see brain dead people yawn.
//Still miss her.


Oh I'm sorry to hear that. We had to do that to my Mom after multiple strokes. It was the hardest thing I've ever been through. My condolences to you.
 
2010-04-24 07:52:18 AM
Pretty goddamn funny headline, +1.

FTFA: There is just no way around the fact that getting your appendix out HURTS


I had my appendix out 15 years ago and was walking around 6 hours after surgery. It is as routine as getting your teeth cleaned any more.
 
2010-04-24 08:04:53 AM
Uh oh!

Do you think that if he has scarring from the brain surgery, he might have to wear a bandana all the time?!

/going to hell
 
2010-04-24 09:21:45 AM
No votey??? One of the best headlines so far this year
and undoubtedly one of the funniest threads ever.

thx Fark!
 
2010-04-24 09:24:41 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2010-04-24 09:38:47 AM
i95.photobucket.com

RIP Micheal Brett..
Sorry for your loss Crystal Gail.
 
2010-04-24 10:02:06 AM
So this is... the final countdown?
 
2010-04-24 10:34:07 AM
bossip.files.wordpress.com

Hey, good news everyone - this finally healed!
 
2010-04-24 10:37:43 AM
Here's one ticket for you, subby:

i78.photobucket.com

And here's two tickets for me because I shrieking LOL'D!

i78.photobucket.com
i78.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-24 10:45:05 AM
Crude: Yep.


You're the scum of the Earth.

Congrats on that, Farkheads.



/oooh, but please donate when some dipshiat who posts internet bile gets sick

//middle finger


Who pooped in your cheerios and finger-farked your grandma...?
 
2010-04-24 11:13:30 AM
RockIsDead:

"For those of us who were already adults, the adult music of that era (1980s) was great. Too bad all you kiddies missed out on it but that goes with growing up."

True dat. Minutemen, (then fIREHOSE), Gang Of Four, Guadalcanal Diary, Hoodoo Gurus, XTC, Replacements, The Church, The Birthday Party, Del Amitri, X... College rock was fantastic in the '80s.
 
2010-04-24 11:34:59 AM
Styx will never be the same without him.
 
2010-04-24 11:55:42 AM
Came here for a good Talk Dirty To Me joke.
Left disappointed.
 
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