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		Sea lion, what are you doing on that roof, you are a sea lion. How did you even get up there you don't have any legs (w/ vid) (latimesblogs.latimes.com)		47
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markie_farkie		2010-04-23 05:36:33 PM

OH NOES, THEY OUT OF BEERZ!!!!

St_Francis_P		2010-04-23 05:46:18 PM

Legs are over-rated.

zembla.cementhorizon.com

Roook		2010-04-23 06:33:41 PM

so adorable!

MurphyMurphy		2010-04-23 06:35:31 PM

is it me or is that guy scared poopless of that sea lion?

Jerec		2010-04-23 06:35:55 PM

Awwww

Gyrfalcon		2010-04-23 06:36:08 PM

"Hello, I am a hungry baby sea lion. You are a rich Newport Beach family. I'm going to climb up your stairs, flop around and look cute, so you will take me to the Marine Rescue facility where I will get lots of fish."

@sea_lion Hey gais it works! head 4 the stairs!

franjime		2010-04-23 06:38:38 PM

He was there for the halibut.

ultraholland		2010-04-23 06:38:39 PM

"I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your farkin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

Walker		2010-04-23 06:43:14 PM

Nevermind that, how did the shark get up there?

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Roook		2010-04-23 06:44:30 PM

franjime: He was there for the halibut.

So you don't think he showed up for a porpoise?

Rhino_man		2010-04-23 06:44:53 PM

Blue Man, where your feet at?

Quit lookin at me, mister Blue Man!

gotoandlearnforum.com

ultraholland		2010-04-23 06:45:55 PM

Roook: franjime: He was there for the halibut.

So you don't think he showed up for a porpoise?

He was getting all chummy with the neighbors.

I8B4U		2010-04-23 06:47:23 PM

Good thing it has no legs, might go after his shoes like this bastard dog did.

www.course-notes.org

nytmare		2010-04-23 07:10:02 PM

GET OFF THE ROOF
YOU ARE A SEA LION

Day_Old_Dutchie		2010-04-23 07:12:30 PM

The sea lion was taken to the Pacific Marine Mammal Center in Laguna Beach, where volunteers named him Fiddler, after the Broadway musical "Fiddler on the Roof."

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

dj42		2010-04-23 07:15:34 PM

Can someone explain the "XXXX what are you doing, you don't have XXXX" meme for me? (referring to the headline)

I keep seeing it, and it's bothering me, because for some reason it seems like I heard that in a Family Guy episode.

Thanks

MayorOfJefferton		2010-04-23 07:22:05 PM

dj42: Can someone explain the "XXXX what are you doing, you don't have XXXX" meme for me? (referring to the headline)

I keep seeing it, and it's bothering me, because for some reason it seems like I heard that in a Family Guy episode.

Thanks

I think it's an imitation of Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows on SNL.

/I'm Brian Fellows!

texastag		2010-04-23 07:31:22 PM

How they get up there?

/Not pigs
//Pigeons
///Like your English

the_chief		2010-04-23 07:43:45 PM

I'M BRIAN FELLOW!

nrdgrl		2010-04-23 07:53:04 PM

Heh. I didn't remember what it was from, but I still read the headline with Tracy Morgan's voice in my head.

YOU CONTROL MY MIND, SUBBY!!!

cloud_van_dame		2010-04-23 07:55:59 PM

MurphyMurphy: is it me or is that guy scared poopless of that sea lion?

They are surprisingly fast on land, and they bite. So says a friend who worked at a sea lion rescue.

Gussie Fink-Nottle		2010-04-23 07:57:21 PM

penguin, sea lion -- same thing

dj42		2010-04-23 08:23:42 PM

MayorOfJefferton: dj42: Can someone explain the "XXXX what are you doing, you don't have XXXX" meme for me? (referring to the headline)

I keep seeing it, and it's bothering me, because for some reason it seems like I heard that in a Family Guy episode.

Thanks

I think it's an imitation of Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows on SNL.

/I'm Brian Fellows!

I'm not sure if that's right. Also, I found this:

img683.imageshack.us

2chris2		2010-04-23 08:28:11 PM

And a few more:

i44.tinypic.com

bigpapadavid		2010-04-23 08:32:53 PM

i love the internet so damn much

2chris2		2010-04-23 08:33:51 PM

MayorOfJefferton: dj42: Can someone explain the "XXXX what are you doing, you don't have XXXX" meme for me? (referring to the headline)

I keep seeing it, and it's bothering me, because for some reason it seems like I heard that in a Family Guy episode.

Thanks

I think it's an imitation of Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows on SNL.

/I'm Brian Fellows!

No, it started with the "those are my shoes give them back you are a dog" one, which was posted above, from somethingawful.com. It spread from there.

i44.tinypic.com

Old Huntstein		2010-04-23 08:34:01 PM

Gussie Fink-Nottle: penguin, sea lion -- same thing

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here.

lake_huron		2010-04-23 08:37:57 PM

You bark ever-so-slightly at the trainer's gun,
With your whiskers melting in the noon-day sun.
You flip and you flop under the big white top
Where the long-legged ring-mistress starts and stops.
But you know, after all, the act is wearing thin ---
As the crowd grows uneasy and the boos begin.
But you balance your world on the tip of your nose ---
You're a sealion with a ball at the carnival.

/not actually a very good song, mind you

gadian		2010-04-23 08:44:52 PM

I love this thread. Thanks for making me laugh guys :)

2chris2		2010-04-23 08:58:15 PM

Encyclopedia dramatica explains the source on this meme:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Buzzkilling

And here's another:

i42.tinypic.com

OneLitelPlace		2010-04-23 09:09:00 PM

nrdgrl: Heh. I didn't remember what it was from, but I still read the headline with Tracy Morgan's voice in my head.

YOU CONTROL MY MIND, SUBBY!!!

Funny, I read the headline and pics in the thread in Mitch Hedberg's voice, I guess they both work

"I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died."

Dalar		2010-04-23 09:59:39 PM

I don't get it.

This thread is about as funny as a Family Guy episode.

spidermilk		2010-04-23 10:08:22 PM

1. Mitch Hedberg's voice is perfect for this.

2. Aw Mitch.

lionfish		2010-04-23 10:33:12 PM

2chris2

OH MY GOD. LoLs!!

zepplinrules		2010-04-23 10:40:33 PM

Whatever this meme is, I love it.

slobarnuts		2010-04-23 11:00:34 PM

I just learned of this meme but I like it, for now.

Cyno01		2010-04-23 11:05:53 PM

2chris2: MayorOfJefferton: dj42: Can someone explain the "XXXX what are you doing, you don't have XXXX" meme for me? (referring to the headline)

I keep seeing it, and it's bothering me, because for some reason it seems like I heard that in a Family Guy episode.

Thanks

I think it's an imitation of Tracy Morgan as Brian Fellows on SNL.

/I'm Brian Fellows!

No, it started with the "those are my shoes give them back you are a dog" one, which was posted above, from somethingawful.com. It spread from there.

I love this meme, i really do, and i laughed really hard @ that one. I am going to hell.

jfarkinB		2010-04-23 11:41:39 PM

2chris2, I've never seen a post that made me hate myself for laughing AND left me powerless to stop. Grr.

Also, FTFA:

Staff there say he is underweight, probably because he was recently weaned and having trouble finding food on his own.

You're looking for food in all the wrong places, pup.

Retardo Montalban		2010-04-23 11:57:26 PM

Can someone find me the one that has the panda in the go-kart and says something about seatbelts? I've been pouring through pages of GIS and got nothing.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2010-04-24 12:15:56 AM

nrdgrl: Heh. I didn't remember what it was from, but I still read the headline with Tracy Morgan's voice in my head.

YOU CONTROL MY MIND, SUBBY!!!

My favorite line/delivery of his is still, and will probably always be...

""Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon. Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?""

Gyrfalcon		2010-04-24 12:37:37 AM

slobarnuts: I just learned of this meme but I like it, for now.

You'll hate it in about 45 minutes.

picturescrazy		2010-04-24 01:13:27 AM

For some reason this is one of my favorite memes.

The 'Brew		2010-04-24 01:13:45 AM

Approves

/Obscure?

phyrkrakr		2010-04-24 02:05:17 AM

mreuther		2010-04-24 04:15:48 AM

/Stolen from another thread

honestlylincoln		2010-04-24 06:17:17 AM

For the love of god, keep your buckets off the roof.

dj42		2010-04-24 09:36:51 PM

Stahi said this in a thread (new window)about screaming camels in a car:

"GET OUT OF THAT CAR, CAMELS.
HOW ARE YOU DRIVING, I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE."

Had me cracking up.

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