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2010-04-23 07:56:21 PM  
Man, I could really go for some triscuits right about now. Don't worry Kraft! I'll make up for the lost Islamic triscuit sales!

/Join me, Farkers!
//mmmmm diamond shaped triscuits ... . ughlhlhl
 
2010-04-23 07:56:25 PM  
Oznog: Hates Tricuits
/nothing but trouble



Kirk's a Jew, so is Spock. And Sulu is a big ol homo, nttawwt. Kirk is also Canadian! *gasps in horror*

/Mmm, garlic triscuit, garden herb triscuit...no wonder the sand monkeys hate them, they are so delicious they must be forbidden. Not to mention the moo-slums wipe their ass with their hands so they cannot enjoy licking their fingers after scoffing delicious triscuits.
 
2010-04-23 07:56:44 PM  
Dwedit: OMG GUYS CHEKC OUT http://www.revolutionislam.com/ IT IZ HAX0RED

That. Is. Awesome!
 
2010-04-23 07:57:50 PM  
Superjew: ka1axy: Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters.

While simultaneously not saying word one about their actions. Letting someone else do the dirty work does seem to be the MO of the Mullahs, doesn't it?


↑ This
 
2010-04-23 07:58:09 PM  
When pressed on his choice of Triscuits as a snack-based insult, he was curt in his response. "It doesn't matter what your favorite crackers or cookies are."

I read that in my mind using the Rock's voice.
 
2010-04-23 07:59:37 PM  
ka1axy: Welfare Xmas: Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously.
//had to be said

These guys aren't Muslims. They *are* whackos who seem to be mad at everyone. I suspect any radical cause would suffice. According to one article I read online (yeah, I know, great source), the three major players in this band of stooges are New York Jews who converted to Islamofascism.

Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters. Just because these nuts claim to be acting in the name of Islam, doesn't mean they have any more support from the average Muslim than Fred Phelps and his band of crazy's have from the Unitarians in the center of your town.

//also had to be said
//not Muslim, just think they deserve a break from this crap


That's some hardcore nutjob.

Blaming "new york jews" for this is plain stupid. Of course only one kind of extremist has a real problem here. Every ten years, some abortionist is murderered. Islamofascists kill that many several times an hour.

There are obviously 'good' muslims too, but there's a reason South Park hasn't been censored for anything but Scientology and Islam: those are the two that threatened, one in court, and one with murder.

Muslims should be loud and angry about this, supporting South Park's speech rights. I simply rarely hear that. I know it's out there and I hope the media covers it.
 
2010-04-23 08:00:00 PM  
Gregosaurus: Dwedit: OMG GUYS CHEKC OUT http://www.revolutionislam.com/ IT IZ HAX0RED That. Is. Awesome!


Max tongue
 
2010-04-23 08:00:10 PM  
buckler: Looks like /b/ is finally making them crack(ers).

Ya know, thats pure genius. Never mind a conventional war on Muslims, we need a /b/ jihad. I care to bet a full on continuous assault on all extremist muslim websites by the "best and brightest" that /b/ has to offer would be epic.
 
2010-04-23 08:01:18 PM  
DoughyGuy: Wait until they find out about Chicken In A Biscuit...


It's not halal.
 
2010-04-23 08:02:21 PM  
First Tina Fey flips out over croutons and then this Islamic dude flips out over Tricuits.
OMG! Tina Fey is a radical Muslim!!!
 
2010-04-23 08:06:28 PM  
ka1axy: Welfare Xmas: Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously.
//had to be said

These guys aren't Muslims. They *are* whackos who seem to be mad at everyone. I suspect any radical cause would suffice. According to one article I read online (yeah, I know, great source), the three major players in this band of stooges are New York Jews who converted to Islamofascism.

Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters. Just because these nuts claim to be acting in the name of Islam, doesn't mean they have any more support from the average Muslim than Fred Phelps and his band of crazy's have from the Unitarians in the center of your town.

//also had to be said
//not Muslim, just think they deserve a break from this crap


Saw an interview on NPR a few years back with a researcher looking at the type of person who joins these revolutionary groups. The person claimed that a lot of these people joined not because they believed in the particular goals, but they were just hateful in general and liked being part of a group. They just had to fight for a cause, no matter what the cause was.
 
2010-04-23 08:07:28 PM  
This isn't a troll it's just that I'm SO tired of hearing about muslim bullshiat and islamic this or that. WTF cares? I'm a left winger but I'm starting to appreciated the reasoning behind bombing the hell out of these douchebags. Take your hokey ass religion and shove it up your ass. Or atleast come up with a better prophet.. I mean this dude didn't even walk on water. He's just some smelly bearded moron that wrote a book and now I have to deal with a bunch of self important, sheet wearing, way to hairy, smelly assholes.. BOMB THEM PLEASE! Your name is OBAMA for a reason.. start the BAMA part of that. Now.

/Thanks.
 
2010-04-23 08:10:01 PM  
Triscuits...Thank God. I thought he said biscuits!
 
2010-04-23 08:11:49 PM  
xynix: Or atleast come up with a better prophet.. I mean this dude didn't even walk on water.
/Thanks.


Hm... What miracles was Mohammed credited with, anyway? What confirmed him as a prophet?

/serious question
//agnostic
 
2010-04-23 08:13:55 PM  
Arcanum: Blaming "new york jews" for this is plain stupid.

The threat was made by New York Jews, so blaming them is not stupid, it is reality. Look it up.

Dwedit: OMG GUYS CHEKC OUT http://www.revolutionislam.com/ IT IZ HAX0RED

Christ on a stick, that website is not a haxored version of revolutionmuslim, it is a separate creation. The hint should be that the name is different than the one in the headline, TFA and 800 news stories.
 
2010-04-23 08:14:55 PM  
The most popular name for boy babies in Dubai hospitals in September 2001? Yep, Osama.
 
2010-04-23 08:17:22 PM  
Huh.... Can't even FIND revolutionmuslim.com online.
 
2010-04-23 08:20:42 PM  
Dubai Vol: The most popular name for boy babies in Dubai hospitals in September 2001? Yep, Osama.

i78.photobucket.com

Seriously though, I remember hearing that afterward, along with some of the celebrations... But can that be proven?

I'd think that would be pretty good evidence that this is NOT just some radical subset of Islam.
 
2010-04-23 08:22:50 PM  
Triscuits are a tool of the Devil
 
2010-04-23 08:23:08 PM  
The thing about Islam is that it didn't start out as a normal nice 'do unto others' religion that then later got perverted to control the masses, wage guilt free warfare to take your neighbors land and then rape their women. It was started for just that very reason and NOW it's trying to become more peaceful.
 
2010-04-23 08:23:43 PM  
Paris1127: I don't really like Triscuits...

Don't be a snack fascist, man, its not cool.
 
2010-04-23 08:26:37 PM  
elchupacabra: Dubai Vol: The most popular name for boy babies in Dubai hospitals in September 2001? Yep, Osama.



Seriously though, I remember hearing that afterward, along with some of the celebrations... But can that be proven?

I'd think that would be pretty good evidence that this is NOT just some radical subset of Islam.


i remember seeing video of Palestinians dancing and celebrating in the street on 9/12.
 
2010-04-23 08:28:36 PM  
whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

You sound like You Have 0 Friends.
 
2010-04-23 08:29:33 PM  
100+ internet points to the farker who can find a way to get the fundies on one side of a desolate desert and the extremists on the other equipped with one nuke each. Im pretty sure everyone could get along after that.
 
2010-04-23 08:30:00 PM  
ka1axy: Welfare Xmas: Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously.
//had to be said

These guys aren't Muslims. They *are* whackos who seem to be mad at everyone. I suspect any radical cause would suffice. According to one article I read online (yeah, I know, great source), the three major players in this band of stooges are New York Jews who converted to Islamofascism.

Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters. Just because these nuts claim to be acting in the name of Islam, doesn't mean they have any more support from the average Muslim than Fred Phelps and his band of crazy's have from the Unitarians in the center of your town.

//also had to be said
//not Muslim, just think they deserve a break from this crap


Yeah, there's no way the same peoples that have been waging jihad against unbelievers for centuries, have a ransom on Rushdie's head for blasphemy, butchered an infidel filmmaker, attacked a cartoonist at home with an axe etc could possibly be implicated with a threat against against two more cartoonists that insulted their prophet, that's just crazy thinking.
 
2010-04-23 08:30:52 PM  
them nabisco elves are bad ass
 
2010-04-23 08:32:15 PM  
Welfare Xmas: Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously. Take a deep breath and try to live on the planet with everybody else.

Otherwise well have to launch an inverse Jihad and beat you into submission.

//had to be said


Would that be, perhaps, a Crusade?
 
2010-04-23 08:38:03 PM  
elchupacabra: Huh.... Can't even FIND revolutionmuslim.com online.

I just got to it, but it's loading quite slowly. Also, the "contact us" link appears to be (deliberately) broken . . . Ha!
 
2010-04-23 08:38:15 PM  
i simply do not understand these people, first of what the f*ck does triscuits have to do with ANYTHING, second I know a lot of VERY devout Muslims that feel that something a cartoon says does not need to be defended, it is a CARTOON. If your God needs help defending it when cartoons attack time to find a new God...

Just sayin'
 
2010-04-23 08:38:47 PM  
I am going to sit naked on our deck, read Origin of Species and eat Triscuts with little pieces of ham on them. Anyone have these farkwads email address so I can send pictures?

/So sick of organized religion and the self important douchebaggery it involves.
 
2010-04-23 08:40:07 PM  
I really hope this is not satire and someone actually called Nabisco and asked them these questions. Because that would make my day.
 
2010-04-23 08:40:13 PM  
Dubai Vol: pisstron: It's just too much risk. Pull Triscuits from the stores.

You joke, but when the flap about the Mohammed cartoons originally hit, Danish products were pulled from shelves all over the Middle East. Every Danish product, in all the stores. Sounds trivial perhaps, but far from it. Companies that didn't write, publish, or have anything at all to do with the cartoons lost billions. To this day, I still can't get a Danish chicken.

Mass punishment? Nah, that's immoral, right?


What if you rename it "Freedom Chicken"?
 
2010-04-23 08:40:15 PM  
elchupacabra: Hm... What miracles was Mohammed credited with, anyway? What confirmed him as a prophet?farkin a baby wife?
 
2010-04-23 08:40:15 PM  
whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

And have teevees. Weird, I know.

/Shouldn't you be on the politics thread being outraged at something?
 
2010-04-23 08:40:18 PM  
ra-ra-raw: Osomatic: Triscuits? Really? REALLY? Are we absolutely certain this is a real Islamic group and not an elaborate Matt and Trey joke?

There are several news reports that mention they have the ability to commit crimes without getting arrested or even investigated. The leader is a NY native named Joseph Cohen. It is not too tough to figure out who they are.


So you think that this guy is a Jewish plant? Where do you get the "ability to commit crimes without getting arrested or even investigated" bit?

Yes, the guy was born Jewish. I get that. He then either a) converted to Islam, went nuts, and started a radical hate website; or b) is engaging in some complex performance art we don't understand (some of the video I've seen strikes me as skirting the line of satire).

You seem to think it's a Jewish conspiracy. Am I wrong? If it were a Jewish conspiracy, don't you think it defeats the purpose to tell everyone that you're a Jew who converted?
 
2010-04-23 08:40:43 PM  
elchupacabra: Dubai Vol: The most popular name for boy babies in Dubai hospitals in September 2001? Yep, Osama.



Seriously though, I remember hearing that afterward, along with some of the celebrations... But can that be proven?

I'd think that would be pretty good evidence that this is NOT just some radical subset of Islam.


Sorry, mate, just the word on the street at the time. Mrs Dubai was a nursery nurse in a former life, and so still has plenty of friends in the hospitals. "Most popular" is probably overstating it, but there was a reported sharp uptick of baby Osamas. Dubai has a purportedly "free" press, but that's not the kind of thing you'd find in the Gulf News.

One thing Americans just don't understand about Muslims: a poll (reported in the Gulf News, actually) asked Muslims around the world: "what is the most important issue in your life?" In every country, without exception, before anything else, before their country's economy, before their children's education, before health care, before ANYTHING, the most important issue to Muslims is PALESTINE.

They don't hate us for our freedom. They don't really hate us individually. I have good friends who are displaced Palestinians. But they hate the US government for its support of Israel. Period, end of discussion. Now if you'll excuse me, my pomposity tank is almost empty. Time for a refill with sweet, sweet beer.
 
2010-04-23 08:42:44 PM  
Forbidden Doughnut
Would that be, perhaps, a Crusade?

Does Crusade mean Christian conversion? I'm not trying to be a dick, I seriously don't know. I have no background in any church, the only time I've been in church beyond weddings was one day in Sunday school.
 
2010-04-23 08:45:52 PM  
Satanic_Hamster: Saw an interview on NPR a few years back with a researcher looking at the type of person who joins these revolutionary groups. The person claimed that a lot of these people joined not because they believed in the particular goals, but they were just hateful in general and liked being part of a group. They just had to fight for a cause, no matter what the cause was.

1.bp.blogspot.com

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-04-23 08:47:42 PM  
Dubai Vol: elchupacabra: Dubai Vol: The most popular name for boy babies in Dubai hospitals in September 2001? Yep, Osama.



Seriously though, I remember hearing that afterward, along with some of the celebrations... But can that be proven?

I'd think that would be pretty good evidence that this is NOT just some radical subset of Islam.

Sorry, mate, just the word on the street at the time. Mrs Dubai was a nursery nurse in a former life, and so still has plenty of friends in the hospitals. "Most popular" is probably overstating it, but there was a reported sharp uptick of baby Osamas. Dubai has a purportedly "free" press, but that's not the kind of thing you'd find in the Gulf News.

One thing Americans just don't understand about Muslims: a poll (reported in the Gulf News, actually) asked Muslims around the world: "what is the most important issue in your life?" In every country, without exception, before anything else, before their country's economy, before their children's education, before health care, before ANYTHING, the most important issue to Muslims is PALESTINE.

They don't hate us for our freedom. They don't really hate us individually. I have good friends who are displaced Palestinians. But they hate the US government for its support of Israel. Period, end of discussion. Now if you'll excuse me, my pomposity tank is almost empty. Time for a refill with sweet, sweet beer.


so. it's the Jews fault. cool, i'm sure that will end well.
 
2010-04-23 08:49:59 PM  
This link has an article about the guy who posted the original threats against Trey and Matt.

Link (new window)

From this link: Chesser's interests -- hardcore industrial music, Goth and Satanic materials -- appear to have translated "pretty well to violent extremism," the classmate said.

/apparently Marilyn Manson will radicalize you.
 
2010-04-23 08:53:15 PM  
Dubai Vol
But they hate the US government for its support of Israel. Period, end of discussion.

This seems as good of a time as any, so, besides the whole different prophet thingy, why do people have the Jew hate so much? I mean, I get the land issues, by that I mean I see how some people would want some of the sites that Israel controls. But (yes I know starting a sentence with a but is wrong) why the Jewish hate worldwide? I mean, from what I've gathered, Jews care very little about what you believe, they don't try to impress their views on anyone.

/again, I'm not flaming, I'm just curious
 
2010-04-23 08:54:39 PM  
Forbidden Doughnut: Would that be, perhaps, a Crusade?

Did I suggest we take back Jerusalem? Then no it wouldn't be a crusade.

//overly literal wanker???
//possibly
 
2010-04-23 09:00:25 PM  
Came for the SoD reference, leaving unsatisfied.

/its a non-stop disco. Bet you didn't know.
 
2010-04-23 09:01:43 PM  
Ya'all realize Triscuits are just flattened shredded wheat... some with a little flavor powder... right?
 
2010-04-23 09:04:32 PM  
KhanFusion
Link (March On)
 
2010-04-23 09:05:16 PM  
Ow! That was my feelings!: Dubai Vol: elchupacabra: Dubai Vol: The most popular name for boy babies in Dubai hospitals in September 2001? Yep, Osama.



Seriously though, I remember hearing that afterward, along with some of the celebrations... But can that be proven?

I'd think that would be pretty good evidence that this is NOT just some radical subset of Islam.

Sorry, mate, just the word on the street at the time. Mrs Dubai was a nursery nurse in a former life, and so still has plenty of friends in the hospitals. "Most popular" is probably overstating it, but there was a reported sharp uptick of baby Osamas. Dubai has a purportedly "free" press, but that's not the kind of thing you'd find in the Gulf News.

One thing Americans just don't understand about Muslims: a poll (reported in the Gulf News, actually) asked Muslims around the world: "what is the most important issue in your life?" In every country, without exception, before anything else, before their country's economy, before their children's education, before health care, before ANYTHING, the most important issue to Muslims is PALESTINE.

They don't hate us for our freedom. They don't really hate us individually. I have good friends who are displaced Palestinians. But they hate the US government for its support of Israel. Period, end of discussion. Now if you'll excuse me, my pomposity tank is almost empty. Time for a refill with sweet, sweet beer.

so. it's the Jews fault. cool, i'm sure that will end well.


Islamic tradition encourages Muslims to lie to non-Muslims if it advances a Muslim's goals.

Muslims hate the West because our mere existence reminds them that they are 3rd world dwelling barbarians despite our secularism, immodesty and casual sex despite the fact the Koran promises that good Muslims that eliminated all those vices and impurities will be rewarded with ruling over unbelievers.

You spend your entire life listening to preachers quoting the koran's guidance that all you that all you have to do is be a pious Muslim and Islam will dominate the globe and then you see your people are still wiping their ass with their bare hands while Westerners enjoy godlike luxuries such as running water and you'd be outraged and humiliated too.

And being of a 3rd world barbarian mindset stuck in the 8th century the only logical solution they came up with is to kill and explode shiat because wrecking the competition is the only way Muslims could achieve a 'Golden Age' of Islamic superiority over anybody but the Congo these days.
 
2010-04-23 09:08:40 PM  
Ow! That was my feelings!: They don't hate us for our freedom. They don't really hate us individually. I have good friends who are displaced Palestinians. But they hate the US government for its support of Israel. Period, end of discussion. Now if you'll excuse me, my pomposity tank is almost empty. Time for a refill with sweet, sweet beer.

so. it's the Jews fault. cool, i'm sure that will end well.


He's not wrong. But feel free to scream "anti-Semite!" like you think you're supposed to.
 
2010-04-23 09:09:39 PM  
BTW Khan, Charlie threw a drumstick to me at Fresno in like 1993...Primus was third bill behind Public Enemy. farking dickboys were spitting on Flavor from the alcoves.
 
2010-04-23 09:11:08 PM  
grinding_journalist: whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

Not seen any of this season? You're missing out.


I got bored of the shock humor after about the fourth episode of the first season. Are they still using shock as humor, or are they doing something that requires actual ingenuity now?
 
2010-04-23 09:11:49 PM  
almejita: Dubai Vol
But they hate the US government for its support of Israel. Period, end of discussion.

This seems as good of a time as any, so, besides the whole different prophet thingy, why do people have the Jew hate so much? I mean, I get the land issues, by that I mean I see how some people would want some of the sites that Israel controls. But (yes I know starting a sentence with a but is wrong) why the Jewish hate worldwide? I mean, from what I've gathered, Jews care very little about what you believe, they don't try to impress their views on anyone.

/again, I'm not flaming, I'm just curious


They're different and therefore easily hateable and scapegoatable.
 
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