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(Gawker)   Nabisco responds to Revolution Muslim leader's attack on Triscuits after "South Park" fans hacked his web site   (gawker.com) divider line 209
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2010-04-23 06:29:07 PM
Sounds like he may have celiac disease, he should go for a biopsy.

And by biopsy, I mean have something shoved up his ass.
 
2010-04-23 06:57:32 PM
Was that satire? I canna tell Captain!
 
2010-04-23 07:07:19 PM
Triscuits? Really? REALLY? Are we absolutely certain this is a real Islamic group and not an elaborate Matt and Trey joke?
 
2010-04-23 07:14:36 PM
Wow, people still watch South Park?
 
2010-04-23 07:15:21 PM
Osomatic: Triscuits? Really? REALLY? Are we absolutely certain this is a real Islamic group and not an elaborate Matt and Trey joke?

Or even just run of the mill trolls...
 
2010-04-23 07:16:20 PM
ra-ra-raw: Sounds like he may have celiac disease, he should go for a biopsy.

And by biopsy, I mean have something shoved up his ass.


There appears to be a long, crooked forked stick there already
 
2010-04-23 07:16:47 PM
whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

Not seen any of this season? You're missing out.
 
2010-04-23 07:16:55 PM
Cracker-ass crackers.
 
2010-04-23 07:17:30 PM
Nabisco is a he?
 
2010-04-23 07:18:16 PM
Sorry doesn't put the triscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it Carl?
 
2010-04-23 07:18:26 PM
ra-ra-raw: Sounds like he may have celiac disease, he should go for a biopsy.

And by biopsy, I mean have something shoved up his ass.


My Doctor tells me thats how its done...is there another way?

/Having a biopsy every 2 weeks is starting to hurt my wallet almost as much as it hurts my self esteem ):
 
2010-04-23 07:19:15 PM
Osomatic: Triscuits? Really? REALLY? Are we absolutely certain this is a real Islamic group and not an elaborate Matt and Trey joke?

There are several news reports that mention they have the ability to commit crimes without getting arrested or even investigated. The leader is a NY native named Joseph Cohen. It is not too tough to figure out who they are.
 
2010-04-23 07:21:05 PM
Muslims and crackers just don't mix.
 
2010-04-23 07:21:45 PM
Joed112784: Sorry doesn't put the triscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it Carl?

*shakes internet fist*

Dammit ... spent too much time looking for a pic from that scene.

That's what I get, I guess.
 
2010-04-23 07:22:43 PM
Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously. Take a deep breath and try to live on the planet with everybody else.

Otherwise well have to launch an inverse Jihad and beat you into submission.

//had to be said
 
2010-04-23 07:22:48 PM
It's just too much risk. Pull Triscuits from the stores.
 
2010-04-23 07:22:52 PM
Cracked Pepper Triscuits & slices of cheese are one of my favourite snacks.

F-you, terrorists. You be hatin' cheese, too?
 
2010-04-23 07:22:52 PM
4chan: My Doctor tells me thats how its done...is there another way?

Unfortunately, no, the blood test is not 100%. As far as I know, you only need one biopsy, so you may want to get a second opinion. If you have it, the biopsy could save your life, so it is worth it.
 
2010-04-23 07:23:04 PM
grinding_journalist: whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

Not seen any of this season? You're missing out.



Best season ever. No doubt. Whale Whores was a masterpiece.

I almost got stabby watching the censored version, especially the last 2 minutes.

The beauty though, by bleeping out "Mohammad", is that's something that reserved for curse words.
 
2010-04-23 07:23:48 PM
Triscuit please
 
2010-04-23 07:23:55 PM
I heard the only way to keep 72 women virgins in check is to feed them Triscuits.
 
2010-04-23 07:24:27 PM
Looks like /b/ is finally making them crack(ers).
 
2010-04-23 07:26:23 PM
You know what I like on my triscuits? Ham and scantily clad women. Suck it extremists.
 
2010-04-23 07:27:38 PM
Is this supposed to be funny? Satire? I don't get it. And I'm too lazy to research the references on Google.
 
2010-04-23 07:27:49 PM
whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

you sound like a hipster.

//nttatwwt
 
2010-04-23 07:28:15 PM
whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?


Wow, whidbey still is posting on Fark?
 
2010-04-23 07:28:46 PM
The Muzzies are getting a little to big for their britches. It's about time to take Israel off it's leash and just give them the rest of the Middle East.
 
2010-04-23 07:28:57 PM
buckler: Looks like /b/ is finally making them crack(ers).

You mean Ebaumsworld?
 
2010-04-23 07:29:48 PM
FWIW, one of the Muslims I work with shared her Triscuits with me just last week.

/that sounds dirty, but I'm not sure why...
 
2010-04-23 07:30:00 PM
The Survivalists and Right Wing Nut Jobs have been doing it wrong.

Instead of invoking Jesus for the overt and violent overthrow of the government, say that they had their feelings hurt because someone had a image of Mohammed on a government website.

Governors woulf be resigning in fear, and the FBI would cower in fear.
 
2010-04-23 07:31:31 PM
AirForbes1: buckler: Looks like /b/ is finally making them crack(ers).

You mean Ebaumsworld?


I no longer hear that name. Say it not in my presence.
 
2010-04-23 07:31:55 PM
reactorfire.files.wordpress.com

Hates Tricuits
/nothing but trouble
 
2010-04-23 07:36:30 PM
This from the comments made me snort:
What do the faithful eat then? Islamosnacks? Fatwater biscuits? Al-Cracker?

...fatwater biscuit... hehehe
 
2010-04-23 07:40:08 PM
matt and trey need to make some chili for these guys! amiright!
 
2010-04-23 07:40:33 PM
Pretty cool, after work today I stopped by Safeway for some snacks. Got home, turned on the computer, mosied over to Fark, and the Triscuits were at the top of the page just as I started shoveling in Triscuits (Rye with caraway seeds) topped with peppered salami slices served with a big plate of Klaussen pickles.

Triscuits+salami= DOUBLE MOHAMMED WHAMMY
 
2010-04-23 07:41:24 PM
pisstron: It's just too much risk. Pull Triscuits from the stores.

You joke, but when the flap about the Mohammed cartoons originally hit, Danish products were pulled from shelves all over the Middle East. Every Danish product, in all the stores. Sounds trivial perhaps, but far from it. Companies that didn't write, publish, or have anything at all to do with the cartoons lost billions. To this day, I still can't get a Danish chicken.

Mass punishment? Nah, that's immoral, right?
 
2010-04-23 07:43:49 PM
Now I want to watch this episode....and eat triscuts.
 
2010-04-23 07:45:12 PM
Would someone tell these idiots that not all Darwinists are Triscuit eaters? I don't really like Triscuits...
 
2010-04-23 07:45:18 PM
Welfare Xmas: Hey, Muslims....STOP taking yourselves so farking seriously.
//had to be said


These guys aren't Muslims. They *are* whackos who seem to be mad at everyone. I suspect any radical cause would suffice. According to one article I read online (yeah, I know, great source), the three major players in this band of stooges are New York Jews who converted to Islamofascism.

Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters. Just because these nuts claim to be acting in the name of Islam, doesn't mean they have any more support from the average Muslim than Fred Phelps and his band of crazy's have from the Unitarians in the center of your town.

//also had to be said
//not Muslim, just think they deserve a break from this crap
 
2010-04-23 07:48:41 PM
pisstron: It's just too much risk. Pull Triscuits from the stores.

I lol'd.

But seriously, somebody needs to kick these guys' asses for the sake of asskicking. I find them to be no different than that awful emo crowd that whines when you make fun of them.
 
2010-04-23 07:50:11 PM
NOW they've crossed the line. :(
 
2010-04-23 07:50:35 PM
Paris1127: Would someone tell these idiots that not all Darwinists are Triscuit eaters? I don't really like Triscuits...

And some of the flavors have MSG, so no Triscuits for me.

/Does that make me an Islamic extremist?
//Do I have to turn in my Darwinist membership card?
 
2010-04-23 07:51:24 PM
Also, I think this is a could time to invoke Poe's Law.
 
2010-04-23 07:51:50 PM
Threaten my Triscuits?!?!

Oh, it's on, now...bring it, Yani Hambubbalah Momo (or whatever yer name is)! Mess with Triscuit fans, that'll be the sorriest shiat you ever pulled....

/mmm, I think I have some Triscuits in the pantry...
//scuse me...
///*munch, munch*
 
2010-04-23 07:52:01 PM
whidbey: Wow, people still watch South Park?

I wouldn't be so suprised. The reason why people still find new South Park funny is the same reason why frogs can't realize when they are slowly being boiled.
 
2010-04-23 07:52:57 PM
rob.d: Now I want to watch this episode....and eat triscuts.

Does anyone have a link to this episode/video?
///I'm still confused about the triscuit thing...
 
2010-04-23 07:53:22 PM
Wait until they find out about Chicken In A Biscuit...
 
2010-04-23 07:53:41 PM
OMG GUYS CHEKC OUT http://www.revolutionislam.com/ IT IZ HAX0RED
 
2010-04-23 07:54:15 PM
First they came for my South Park
Then they came for my belief of evolution
Then they came for my crackers...

They'll have to pry my Triscuits out of my cold, dead hands
 
2010-04-23 07:54:48 PM
ka1axy: Real Muslims are staying as far away as they can from these nutters.

While simultaneously not saying word one about their actions. Letting someone else do the dirty work does seem to be the MO of the Mullahs, doesn't it?
 
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