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2010-04-23 01:13:26 PM
DOOM.
 
2010-04-23 01:23:07 PM
I'm voting for Doom, but I wouldn't mind being 'smacked down' by
Mystique, IFYKWIM:

www.hollywoodjesus.com
 
2010-04-23 01:31:56 PM
You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.
 
2010-04-23 01:53:44 PM
Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

Picking just 8 villains was bound to end badly. They should'a thrown in Ultron, Ra's al Ghul, Ozymandias, Bullseye, Apocalypse, Brainiac, etc.
 
2010-04-23 01:56:04 PM
Sweet Chin Music: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

Picking just 8 villains was bound to end badly. They should'a thrown in Ultron, Ra's al Ghul, Ozymandias, Bullseye, Apocalypse, Brainiac, etc.


It's like a match-up of villains you would know if you knew next to nothing about comics. Disappointment abounds.
 
2010-04-23 02:36:58 PM
Since Doctor Doom is practically a lock to win it all, could the take Superman with two days prep time? I'm gonna say yes.
 
2010-04-23 02:45:24 PM
Batman
 
2010-04-23 03:12:52 PM
Sweet Chin Music: DOOM.

This is the correct answer.
 
2010-04-23 03:15:18 PM
Doom wins.

Especially versus Richards.
 
2010-04-23 03:16:36 PM
zootsuit: Doom wins.

Especially versus Richards.


Get back to work, Pym. Richards knows more about Pym Particles than you do.
 
2010-04-23 03:17:04 PM
This is one of the dumbest matchups evar.

Even if she could mess with his head briefly by shapeshifting into his mother (and doesn't she need to have come in physical contact with the person to even do so?) how does she get through his armor, doombots, magical abilities, and general badassery?
 
2010-04-23 03:19:02 PM
silentneep: zootsuit: Doom wins.

Especially versus Richards.

Get back to work, Pym. Richards knows more about Pym Particles than you do.


It's on biatch!
 
2010-04-23 03:19:26 PM
Shrugging Atlas: This is one of the dumbest matchups evar.

Even if she could mess with his head briefly by shapeshifting into his mother (and doesn't she need to have come in physical contact with the person to even do so?) how does she get through his armor, doombots, magical abilities, and general badassery?


She doesn't have to touch anybody, but she would have to know what they looked like.

It's a completely retarded match-up not worth the effort I'm spending being outraged by it.
 
2010-04-23 03:20:20 PM
Where is Squirrel Girl when you need her?
 
2010-04-23 03:22:15 PM
i529.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-23 03:26:23 PM
next: which is more destructive, an atomic bomb or a super soaker water pistol?

this and the last one were just stupidly unbalanced.
 
2010-04-23 03:26:36 PM
Magneto.
 
2010-04-23 03:26:47 PM
Finally, a chance to post this:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-04-23 03:31:22 PM
Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.
 
2010-04-23 03:34:46 PM
omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2010-04-23 03:35:26 PM
I say, Darth Vader, er, I mean Dr Doom. They both look alike.
 
2010-04-23 03:36:18 PM
obviously doom would win.
 
2010-04-23 03:36:54 PM
Barbigazi: Shrugging Atlas: This is one of the dumbest matchups evar.

Even if she could mess with his head briefly by shapeshifting into his mother (and doesn't she need to have come in physical contact with the person to even do so?) how does she get through his armor, doombots, magical abilities, and general badassery?

She doesn't have to touch anybody, but she would have to know what they looked like.

It's a completely retarded match-up not worth the effort I'm spending being outraged by it.


Gotcha. Not to mention knowing how they sound as well.

I don't even know how she rates as a supervillain. If she's a supervillain, are Doom, Magneto, Apocalypse, etc. all superdupervillains?
 
2010-04-23 03:38:34 PM
genner: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


You sound fat like a jock.
 
2010-04-23 03:39:29 PM
omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.


You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?
 
2010-04-23 03:40:22 PM
A rare win for Direct Mail Marketing!

www.4colorrebellion.com
 
2010-04-23 03:41:19 PM
The guy's name is Victor VonDoom. With a name like that, how could he lose?
 
2010-04-23 03:41:26 PM
the best Mystique could do is shapechange into an unscarred Doom -- he might hesitate (briefly) before damaging his own pristine visage.
 
2010-04-23 03:42:43 PM
netweavr: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?


AS I said, I stopped following. Did they repost that encounter and change it? ( I do remember posting on fark about it at the time, saying almost the same thing as I did above).
 
2010-04-23 03:46:22 PM
omeganuepsilon: genner: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

You sound like a jock.


Woah..hey....now lets not say anything you can't take back. There's some lines you just shouldn't cross.
 
2010-04-23 03:46:35 PM
omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?

AS I said, I stopped following. Did they repost that encounter and change it? ( I do remember posting on fark about it at the time, saying almost the same thing as I did above).


It was a Xanatos Gambit (new window)
 
2010-04-23 03:52:34 PM
RAP

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music.vtechphones.com
 
2010-04-23 03:54:36 PM
So next week: Magneto vs Doom

I don't know, both are geniuses, both have two day to prepare. And both have been wildly overpowered at times. Now Doom is in a metal suit, so that helps Magneto. But with knowledge of Magneto's power, and two days of prep time, I have to think Doom finds a way around that.
I figure in the end Doom just has two many weapons for Magneto to overcome. I do think that it's quite likely the whole city could be leveled before it's over though; Magneto will not go quietly or quickly.
 
2010-04-23 03:55:24 PM
Uh... This is a real "what if?" match-up? Because it's stupid. Mystique couldn't occupy Doom for more than a moment. Give me a break!


Sweet Chin Music: Since Doctor Doom is practically a lock to win it all, could the take Superman with two days prep time? I'm gonna say yes.

Now THERE is an interesting question, and I'd have to say Doom would have a very high chance of beating Superman.

Why? Magic.

Superman is vulnerable to magic. Doom was in-line to be the Sorcerer Supreme. Pretty much anything Doom does with magic meets no resistance from Superman, and Doom has powerful enough magic to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with beings like Loki, The Enchantress, Morgan le Fay and Stephen Strange. He might not be able to beat Loki or the Enchantress, but he's badass enough to have bedded the Enchantress and Morgan le Fay.

Any man who can travel back in time and have his way with one of the most powerful sorceresses in history should have no major problems with Superman. Dr. Doom makes Lex Luthor look like Toyman.
 
2010-04-23 03:57:26 PM
netweavr: omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?

AS I said, I stopped following. Did they repost that encounter and change it? ( I do remember posting on fark about it at the time, saying almost the same thing as I did above).

It was a Xanatos Gambit (new window)


"So The Flash moves on to the final, and the whiners who claimed we were fixing this thing to end up Batman/Superman can suck it."

From here (new window)
 
2010-04-23 04:00:16 PM
omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?

AS I said, I stopped following. Did they repost that encounter and change it? ( I do remember posting on fark about it at the time, saying almost the same thing as I did above).

It was a Xanatos Gambit (new window)

"So The Flash moves on to the final, and the whiners who claimed we were fixing this thing to end up Batman/Superman can suck it."

From here (new window)


http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/superhero-smackdown-the-final-superman-vs- t he-flash/ (new window)

The Finals! You can feel the electricity in the air! Nothing like it.

This matchup is one of epic proportions. We have Superman, he of almost every superpower possible, the archetype for superheros everywhere. Almost no weaknesses, apart from Kryptonite and Magic.

We have The (Barry Allen) Flash, The Scarlet Speedster, Mr. FastPants. Has the advantage of being able to do everything really quickly. Weaknesses are that he has no armor or strength to speak of, and can be felled by a solid right hook.

But in the finals, anything can happen, and usually does!

Superman flies in to begin the battle. The Flash looks up at him, and begins vibrating quickly. They engage in a number of super-fast skirmishes, faster than the eye can see. This goes on for hours. The Flash is unable to gain the upper hand. He thinks about getting his hands on some Kryptonite, or something magical. But he is thwarted in each effort by Supes, who is keeping pace.

Finally, he teleports to the JLA Watchtower, in hopes of getting his hands on some of the Kryptonite stored there before Supes can get there. As he open the case, he's blinded by a strobing light that Superman has placed there.

As he pauses for a moment, he's knocked over by a punch that destroys his left ear, taking his equilibrium with it. He looks up, dizzy and barely conscious. Superman is standing there, apologizing for his actions, and launching into a speech about how the true cost of being is hero is ...

Suddenly, a green glowing spike appears through the S on his chest. Superman looks down, shocked and bewildered. He can't believe this is happening. He slumps to his knees, and Barry sees the looming figure of Batman, holding a second kryptonite knife. The Batman smiles a terrifyingly evil smile, and plunges the second knife into Superman's neck, killing him. Barry smiles and holds his hand up for Batman to take. Instead, Batman steps on his throat, crushing his windpipe and killing him.

Batman clearly faked his own death last week, and anyone with an ounce of brains knows that he's incapable of losing to someone like The Flash. Or anyone else for that matter.

Batman vs Superman = Batman
Batman vs The Flash = Batman
Batman vs Entire JLA = Batman
Batman vs Zombies = Batman
Batman vs Every person on the planet at the same time = Batman.

You exist because he lets you. If you see him, it's because he wants you to. Did you know what he was doing? His choice.

In fact, I'm starting a religion based on the gospel of the Bat. Why do bad things happen in the world? Because Batman wants them to. Why do innocent people drown? Not sure, but Batman knows. Is he all-powerful? As far as he wants you to know, he is.

Winner: The God-Damned Batman
 
2010-04-23 04:03:47 PM
Batman wouldn't beat Barry Allen. No way. No how.

Batman mania is really annoying. I want to kick Frank Miller in the balls for fostering the idea that Batman can beat Superman through superior planning.

I'm sorry, but even with a hunk of Kryptonite in his face, Superman is STILL strong enough to punch Batman's head clean off. It would be like Bruce held his head up to a blunderbuss and asked someone to light the fuse.
 
2010-04-23 04:04:42 PM
ZeroCorpse: Batman wouldn't beat Barry Allen. No way. No how.

Batman mania is really annoying. I want to kick Frank Miller in the balls for fostering the idea that Batman can beat Superman through superior planning.

I'm sorry, but even with a hunk of Kryptonite in his face, Superman is STILL strong enough to punch Batman's head clean off. It would be like Bruce held his head up to a blunderbuss and asked someone to light the fuse.


That's just what Batman wants you to think.
 
2010-04-23 04:05:29 PM
BigBooper: So next week: Magneto vs Doom

I don't know, both are geniuses, both have two day to prepare. And both have been wildly overpowered at times. Now Doom is in a metal suit, so that helps Magneto. But with knowledge of Magneto's power, and two days of prep time, I have to think Doom finds a way around that.
I figure in the end Doom just has two many weapons for Magneto to overcome. I do think that it's quite likely the whole city could be leveled before it's over though; Magneto will not go quietly or quickly.


I predicted a few weeks ago that this would all probably end with Doom winning, so that they could do Batman vs. Dr. Doom. Now I am totally sure.

Although, Batman vs. Magneto would rock too.
 
2010-04-23 04:12:48 PM
Batman -vs- Chuck Norris?
 
2010-04-23 04:12:58 PM
Winner: Doom
Loser: Hello Kitty
Biggest Loser: Me for reading all that Piers Anthony
Decision: Doom


LOL

/I feel you man
//Closest thing I had to porn growing up was those novels.
///Well, that and my dads Playboy collection.
 
2010-04-23 04:16:10 PM
omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?

AS I said, I stopped following. Did they repost that encounter and change it? ( I do remember posting on fark about it at the time, saying almost the same thing as I did above).

It was a Xanatos Gambit (new window)

"So The Flash moves on to the final, and the whiners who claimed we were fixing this thing to end up Batman/Superman can suck it."

From here (new window)


Don't link to tvtropes! I have stuff to do later today!
 
2010-04-23 04:17:49 PM
err--that was meant to be directed at netweavr. I fail.
 
2010-04-23 04:18:55 PM
netweavr: omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: netweavr: omeganuepsilon: Barbigazi: You'd really hope that by the semi-finals you'd have a more interesting match-up.

I followed the hero series and lost any interest when the Flash beat out Batman hands down.

I think they're a group of trolls intent on making fun of comic fans and that's all.

You do realize that Batman won the whole thing? Right?

AS I said, I stopped following. Did they repost that encounter and change it? ( I do remember posting on fark about it at the time, saying almost the same thing as I did above).

It was a Xanatos Gambit (new window)

"So The Flash moves on to the final, and the whiners who claimed we were fixing this thing to end up Batman/Superman can suck it."

From here (new window)

http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/superhero-smackdown-the-final-superman-vs- t he-flash/ (new window)

The Finals! You can feel the electricity in the air! Nothing like it.

This matchup is one of epic proportions. We have Superman, he of almost every superpower possible, the archetype for superheros everywhere. Almost no weaknesses, apart from Kryptonite and Magic.

We have The (Barry Allen) Flash, The Scarlet Speedster, Mr. FastPants. Has the advantage of being able to do everything really quickly. Weaknesses are that he has no armor or strength to speak of, and can be felled by a solid right hook.

But in the finals, anything can happen, and usually does!

Superman flies in to begin the battle. The Flash looks up at him, and begins vibrating quickly. They engage in a number of super-fast skirmishes, faster than the eye can see. This goes on for hours. The Flash is unable to gain the upper hand. He thinks about getting his hands on some Kryptonite, or something magical. But he is thwarted in each effort by Supes, who is keeping pace.

Finally, he teleports to the JLA Watchtower, in hopes of getting his hands on some of the Kryptonite stored there before Supes can get there. As he open the case, he's blinded by a strobing light that Superman has placed there.

As he pauses for a moment, he's knocked over by a punch that destroys his left ear, taking his equilibrium with it. He looks up, dizzy and barely conscious. Superman is standing there, apologizing for his actions, and launching into a speech about how the true cost of being is hero is ...

Suddenly, a green glowing spike appears through the S on his chest. Superman looks down, shocked and bewildered. He can't believe this is happening. He slumps to his knees, and Barry sees the looming figure of Batman, holding a second kryptonite knife. The Batman smiles a terrifyingly evil smile, and plunges the second knife into Superman's neck, killing him. Barry smiles and holds his hand up for Batman to take. Instead, Batman steps on his throat, crushing his windpipe and killing him.

Batman clearly faked his own death last week, and anyone with an ounce of brains knows that he's incapable of losing to someone like The Flash. Or anyone else for that matter.

Batman vs Superman = Batman
Batman vs The Flash = Batman
Batman vs Entire JLA = Batman
Batman vs Zombies = Batman
Batman vs Every person on the planet at the same time = Batman.

You exist because he lets you. If you see him, it's because he wants you to. Did you know what he was doing? His choice.

In fact, I'm starting a religion based on the gospel of the Bat. Why do bad things happen in the world? Because Batman wants them to. Why do innocent people drown? Not sure, but Batman knows. Is he all-powerful? As far as he wants you to know, he is.

Winner: The God-Damned Batman


A victory that gets cut short when a army of squirrels descends on Wayne Manor.
 
2010-04-23 04:21:35 PM
Only that 1 guy wanted batman to win. Apparently as much as I do, because he ranted about it in the next contest, in which it was Superman VS Flash, with Superman the victor.

Either you're ignorant, or think you're being clever.
 
2010-04-23 04:22:17 PM
You people do realize that the whole Batman winning it all was just 1 Guy's vote on the flash vs Superman fight, right? The other 2 voted for superman, therefore Superman won. Not that these matchups are anything more than 3 guys opinions.
 
2010-04-23 04:28:41 PM
fat boy: Batman -vs- Chuck Norris?

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.


content.ytmnd.com
 
2010-04-23 04:29:56 PM
BigBooper: So next week: Magneto vs Doom

I don't know, both are geniuses, both have two day to prepare. And both have been wildly overpowered at times. Now Doom is in a metal suit, so that helps Magneto. But with knowledge of Magneto's power, and two days of prep time, I have to think Doom finds a way around that.
I figure in the end Doom just has two many weapons for Magneto to overcome. I do think that it's quite likely the whole city could be leveled before it's over though; Magneto will not go quietly or quickly.


I just can't get over the fact Doom's encased in metal. I think the prep time doesn't matter since both are basically of equal intelligence and experience, so it's all negated. It just comes down to the two of them against each other at the end, and Magneto can just roll Doom up in a ball and throw him in the ocean.
 
2010-04-23 04:42:24 PM
Magneto isn't as intelligent as Doom. Only Reed Richards and Thanos match his intelligence in the entire universe.

Keep in mind, that Doom consistently battles the entire Fantastic Four team and they themselves have consistently thwarted Galactus (usually with a plot device or removal of battlefield, but I digress).

Anyway, Doom is a tough character to beat. Apocalypse could probably match up to him, but noway in hell could Magneto dream of defeating him. Maybe Onslaught since that would be Xavier and Magneto combined, but even then I dunno.
 
2010-04-23 04:46:00 PM
I disapprove of the whole bracket, these guys are ducking the hard questions.

Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

Teddy: What are you, cracked?

Vern: Why not? I saw the other day. He was carrying five elephants in one hand!

Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.
 
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