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(eBay)   KC radio station auctions autographed Chili Peppers penis sock for tornado victims   ( divider line
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9201 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2003 at 3:34 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-08 02:33:38 PM  
You gotta rock out with your tornado sock out....
2003-05-08 02:53:26 PM  
This is just a plain old autographed sock, not a cock sock. No mention of it ever containing red hot chili pepper cock. Feh.
2003-05-08 03:26:19 PM  
i'd hit it
2003-05-08 03:40:23 PM  
Gee, no bidders yet?
2003-05-08 03:41:08 PM  
yeah, that looks suspiciously like a brand new sock. *yawn*
2003-05-08 03:43:13 PM  
Gee, Kenny and Afentra, always pushing the envelope.

They keep trying to be "new" and "edgy" and just come off as "caustic" and "stale."

Good cause, stupid means.

2003-05-08 03:44:43 PM  
also on ebay: condom michael jackson used to bang woman

(small print) still in wrapper
2003-05-08 03:44:53 PM  
Do we need to celebrate dressing free and breezy? Make it an every day occurance.
2003-05-08 03:47:57 PM  
I'd pay a Billion Dollars for that sock if there were a giant Cheet-O in it.
2003-05-08 03:48:25 PM  
haah awesone,im going to their concert in MSG on the 20th!
2003-05-08 03:49:03 PM  
I'm old enough to remember when the Chili Peppers were cool. It was shortly after my time in Nam.
2003-05-08 03:51:30 PM  
Rock out witcha cock out
2003-05-08 03:51:39 PM  
Any Chili Peppers songs not borderline homoerotic?
2003-05-08 03:52:11 PM  
freaky styley
2003-05-08 03:52:33 PM  
St. Louis sucks.
2003-05-08 03:54:33 PM  
wonder if he washed it?
2003-05-08 03:54:53 PM  
Catholic school girls rule!

After Freaky Styley, it all went down hill for the Peppers.
2003-05-08 03:55:29 PM  
CatchrNdRy, if Sexy Mexican Maid is homoerotic, I'm going to have to bleach my brain.
2003-05-08 03:56:20 PM  
So how long before the (desperately in need) recipients of the aid money reject the donation because of the phalic history of the sock?
2003-05-08 03:56:52 PM  
I wonder how many tornado victims you need to win?
2003-05-08 03:58:43 PM  
Didn't the Dead Kennedys or Black Flag do that first?
2003-05-08 03:59:43 PM  
Yeah, that's a point...
2003-05-08 04:00:19 PM > ebay true...i just pissed away 70 dollars on 5 lots...
2003-05-08 04:01:50 PM  
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2003-05-08 04:02:23 PM  
Pick me! I'll be a Chili Peppers cock sock...wha? oh
2003-05-08 04:02:59 PM  
Yeah, I'm gonna bid on Anthony's cock jacket? Riiiiight...
2003-05-08 04:05:39 PM  
Uplift Mofo Party Plan kicked ass
2003-05-08 04:07:02 PM  
They must be built like black men if they can keep a sock up with just their cocks
2003-05-08 04:08:06 PM  
Shut up Superfag
2003-05-08 04:08:20 PM  

"KC radio station auctions autographed Chili Peppers penis sock for tornado victims"

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell if a penis sock is really worth sellin' !


2003-05-08 04:09:51 PM  
I hate the chilli peppers so much I wish they would all just die
2003-05-08 04:11:25 PM  
Jealous? Little white boy
2003-05-08 04:11:34 PM  
What I got, I got to put into a tube sock.
2003-05-08 04:15:11 PM  
Damn tornado sirens woke me up this morning.
2003-05-08 04:18:39 PM  
...but will you get athlete's cock?
2003-05-08 04:21:47 PM  
WTF is an 'Afentra' ?
2003-05-08 04:23:53 PM  
Jam out witcha clam out!
2003-05-08 04:24:36 PM  
CatchrNdRy - "Any Chili Peppers songs not borderline homoerotic?"

Probably not to you...
2003-05-08 04:26:07 PM  
this radio station sucks about 90% of the time... it seems like they have that stupid-ass hot action cop song on repeat. that song makes me want to tear my ears off.
2003-05-08 04:27:33 PM  
afentra is one of the morning djs on the buzz. when i first heard her name, i thought she was some sort of asthma medication.
2003-05-08 04:33:35 PM  
At time's 96.5 The Buzz can totally suck big floppy donkey kak. At other times its good to listen to. The problem is not with the dj's though. The problem is with the people who run the stuff behind the scenes. It's Intercom radio people. Look what they did to 98.9 and the morning show there. They commecialized the hell out of it and it's not half as good as it used to be.

After hearing news from a friend at work who lived near the speedway and lost his house sunday, anyone that raises money (or does anything else) to help these people out in anyway is doing a good thing.
2003-05-08 04:36:09 PM  
I knew a guy so well endowed he could walk around with a sock on snugly.
We called him sock man.
2003-05-08 04:36:25 PM  
in the late 70's this liquor store in our resort town had
these anatomically correct thingies knitted out of yarn in three different sizes- something like grandma wouldn't have dreamed of making.

said it right on the display card..."Peter Heaters"...
2003-05-08 04:41:58 PM  
misleading headline...lame
2003-05-08 05:08:22 PM  

I'd buy it for $50, but not 200+ dollars. I am a huge chili pepper fan, though if I want an autograph, i'll either buy another one off ebay (lame) or try to get it myself THIS WEEKEND in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

I am damn exited. Damn I say!

- Matt
2003-05-08 05:09:49 PM  
How do you show off your Red Hot sock? Wouldn't a t-shirt get more money. OK, I am old and busted, but a SOCK.
2003-05-08 05:15:16 PM  
2003-05-08 05:17:34 PM  
Sorry, the "exitement" got a hold of me and my grammatical skills.

- Matt
2003-05-08 05:22:14 PM  
I tried that once, but the sock was so small everyone thought I stole it from my little sisters Barbie Closet.

/no takers
2003-05-08 05:38:31 PM  
I saw them in concert last night at the Savis center and they actually said some shiat about helping out the victims of the storms. I went to see Queens of the Stone Age, they rocked out "in the fade" pretty hard, but mark lanegan did like all the vocals which I thought was a bit of a letdown.
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