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(post-gazette)   Jerry Falwell says that Barbra Streisand can't possibly be the Anti-Christ   ( divider line
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2003-05-08 01:18:06 PM  
That proves it. Fallwell knows nothing of Christianity.
2003-05-08 01:21:37 PM  
He may not know anything about Christianity, Nmhansen, but he sure knows what sells to the rednecks in the south.
2003-05-08 01:22:23 PM  
So the Anti-Christ is a male Jew?

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2003-05-08 01:30:34 PM  
A male Jew, eh? Already here, huh? Hmmm.... let's see......
Jerry Lewis?
Michael Eisner?
Uri Gellar?
Barry Manilow?
David Lee Roth?
Gene Simmons?
David Copperfield?
Ari Fleisher?
Alright. I give up. This figuring out who the anti-christ is business is harder then I thought.
2003-05-08 01:32:45 PM  
screw the Anti-Christ, what the hell is Anti-pasta ?
2003-05-08 01:36:14 PM  
Mr. Antichrist will be whom one least expects. He will be a master of deceit. Maybe the idea he's a Jew is just another ruse. Hey!!!!...

2003-05-08 01:39:41 PM  
Of course he knows that she isn't the anti-Christ, HE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!
2003-05-08 01:40:05 PM  
Tuesday, January 26, 1999

Hi. Welcome to 4 years ago when everyone was stupid.
2003-05-08 01:40:20 PM  
Feh. It's the pope.

Jerry Falwell is a heretic and Barbra Streisand is a whore. Nuff said.
2003-05-08 01:41:49 PM  
Oh come on, Jerry Falwell has become much more tolerant and reasonable since 1999.

/in bizarro world of course
2003-05-08 01:43:35 PM  

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2003-05-08 01:43:44 PM  
I usually wouldn't wish death upon someone who hasn't done anything to me personally, but I really think the world would be a lot better place if Falwell were dead.

Then again, he's hurting Christianity, so maybe he's not that bad of a guy.
2003-05-08 01:45:01 PM  
Falwell is an ass. I dated a girl that went to Liberty and

she was as fuct in the head as he.
2003-05-08 01:45:11 PM  
yeah, but nothin's happening until some farmer breeds a red calf and takes it to the holy land. then the apocolypse can commence.
2003-05-08 01:45:51 PM  
I beg to differ. She has to be.
2003-05-08 01:46:16 PM  
If you feel an urge to take a bath after reading that, that's a normal reaction. Tony Norman is Pissburgh's primier dung-flinger, and he throws a generous portion of himself into every column.
2003-05-08 01:46:33 PM  
But what about Barbra Streisand? She is definitely the anti-christ.
2003-05-08 01:49:06 PM  
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2003-05-08 01:50:22 PM  
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2003-05-08 01:53:42 PM  
Babs is the Anti-Christ, she totally is. She probably has a pitchfork, a tail, and a penis.
Just watch Yentl. She's the anti-christ
2003-05-08 01:53:43 PM  
I want to be the Anti-Christ when I grow up... but alas, I am merely a Male Buddhist. Damnit, there goes all my future plans.
2003-05-08 01:54:12 PM  
I like Falwell....
On a pike!
2003-05-08 01:57:01 PM  
Barbera isn't, but Barbara might be.
2003-05-08 01:57:04 PM  
But, she IS a man, right?
2003-05-08 01:57:52 PM  
Mel Brooks?
2003-05-08 01:58:32 PM  
Actually DAVIDE:

It's spelled Barbra. I dont why it is, but it is.
2003-05-08 01:58:55 PM  
I don't know, if it looks like a male jew and quacks like a male jew, then it must be a male jew.....

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2003-05-08 02:00:59 PM  
Can somebody just duct tape Falwell's mouth shut. I'm sure plenty of people have spare duct tape.
2003-05-08 02:03:09 PM  
Falwell is smoking crack. Bush is the antichrist. Check it out, especially those pics of him making the sign of the goat!

Scary Stuff!
2003-05-08 02:04:00 PM  
...Maybe not THE anti-Christ, but I bet she'd vote for him, and sing at his campaign events.
2003-05-08 02:04:35 PM  
I have five rolls of duct tape I can donate to the shut-Jerry-Falwell-up crusade. Then can we wrap him in the sheets of plastic I also have left over?
2003-05-08 02:05:07 PM  
Did anyone else notice that this article is four years old? Just wondering.
2003-05-08 02:06:01 PM  
Oops, sorry BBDModitha.
2003-05-08 02:06:09 PM  
If Christ and the Anti-Christ were ever to make physical contact, would they both explode? Because I bet that that would be a really cool thing to videotape!
2003-05-08 02:06:17 PM  
Motherfunker Falwell is an ass. I dated a girl that went to Liberty and

she was as fuct in the head as he.

You farked her in the head!? Wow, most Christian girls I know won't even let me fark their tits!
2003-05-08 02:06:18 PM  
I loved this line:

One can only wonder how much of the bishop's reaction was resentment at having the diabolical honors snatched from under a charismatic but frail pope on the cusp of a new millennium.
2003-05-08 02:06:37 PM  
I expected Falwell's revelation to add an unexpected layer to the "Who is a Jew" debate. Oddly enough, Falwell hasn't taken any hits for his presumptuousness. Only Walter Sullivan, the Catholic bishop of Richmond, Va., managed a decent sound bite, calling the Southern Baptist minister's statement "reprehensible and outrageous."

I thought a sound bite was supposed to be witty and memorable? Like if he said "Falwell has more gall than anicent France" or something like that.
2003-05-08 02:06:37 PM  
why in the world are we looking at an article posted nearly 4 years ago? surely some more timely and relevant issues can be found somewhere in cyberspace...?
2003-05-08 02:07:06 PM  
oh she is....she is.

She is evil's peak. I bet if she took the Dante's Hell test she'd get a 9
2003-05-08 02:07:10 PM  
Just for the record (but not like you care), the article says that Falwell is a Southern Baptist, but he's an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist. There's actually a big difference in beliefs, not to mention in the practice of letting ones beliefs be known without being an arse about it.
2003-05-08 02:07:46 PM  
Mynamebackwards: I agree with you 150%! Falwell should just do the world a favor and drop dead. Every time he opens his mouth, he puts his foot in it!!
2003-05-08 02:08:02 PM  
I think maybe it's best if Jerry would JUST KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT-UP. It is obvious though, that JErry isn't smart enough to be said Antichrist. He also shouldn't be making predictions about who or when, should he? I think it's not very likely that a Jew will be "that person" either.
2003-05-08 02:08:42 PM  
Wow, I heard it takes a while for some posts, but 4 years? /sarcasm

Falwell is always right... for me to POOP on!
2003-05-08 02:10:28 PM  
Maybe he isn't aware of it, but Falwell's revelation has roots in old-fashioned American anti-Semitism.

No, it doesn't. Saying the A.C. is going to be a Jew is no more racist than saying the Nicole Simpson was killed by a black man.
2003-05-08 02:11:36 PM  
What a farking asshat.
2003-05-08 02:12:18 PM  
Hotblack: I am always far more interested if the same reaction would occur if I put pasta and anti-pasta together.
2003-05-08 02:12:49 PM  
She is very close to being the anti-christ, but I think Jerry is right, er, correct about this one.
2003-05-08 02:14:25 PM  
C'mon guys, it was 1999! Everyone said at least something stupid during then. I mean, what with "Y2K" and all that. Yeah, I'm not saying Jerry Falwell got any smarter since then but I remember when I bought a Millenium beanie baby at McDonald's back then, just because I thought it might be valuable. Ahhh, 1999. When we were all dumb and naive.

Another thing: Is it just me, or does Falwell look like a slightly older version of Ned the Loan Officer from the commericals? "I lost another convert to!"
2003-05-08 02:16:46 PM  
yeah, that article is so 1999.

That's even before Falwell's ridiculous 'tinky-winky' phase.
2003-05-08 02:17:04 PM  
Falwell's an apostate. Nuff said.

And Streisand has a big schnoz....
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