magicgoo: Sue Dunham: KatjaMouse: Curvy girl thread?

Why yes.
Her last name is HAMM? BWHAHAHHAHAH!!!

There's far too much airbrushing going on in that photo. Big isn't beautiful, or it wouldn't require so much Photoshop.

jealous much?

Witchydiva: I do think it is funny that so many guys seem to think that giant tits=curvy even if the girl is a twig with melons.

Twigs... yick. You other fellas can have them. I like a girl with a little more substance to 'em, something I can wrap my arms around without fear of breaking something.

That Yandy girl? Hot. PeriRes's pic of the strawberry blonde in the restroom? HOT. It's the self-confidence in their faces that puts them over the top.

/Wouldn't turn down either one of them
//Well, I would.. wife would kill me if I didn't
///But a fella can dream...

KatjaMouse: littlett's: PeriRies: You're about a six, if I had to guess.

The model is more like a 12.

I'm a 2-4. That model is a 8-10 at the most. Generally "plus" models are from a 6 to a 10. Fashion models are 0-2, with a few 4's.

Actually Lane Bryant is one of the only plus size lines that boasts that none of their models are below a size 14. Also, I used to work for them in retail and I can gauge size pretty well and I'm pretty certain that that model in their commercial is definitely a 14, maybe even a 16 but you can't tell w/out her standing next to another person.

This girl looks to be a size 20 or 22.

I mean wasn't Marilyn Monroe a size 16? I don't think any of us here would kick her out of bead for eating crackers.

I think we need more models LittleTT's size. I really am tired of pics of women online either being those with HUMONGOUS tatas, or they're like an AA cup. Why do the B's, C's and D's get so little attention? because the average "healthy" woman looks like that? That seems sexiest to me, proportion that is.

/eip

kelphead: I mean wasn't Marilyn Monroe a size 16? I don't think any of us here would kick her out of bead for eating crackers.

Size 16 then isn't the same as a size 16 now. I think Marilyn being 16 then is the same as being a 6 or 8 today.

Eh. Why not.

Monroe was not 16

kelphead: I mean wasn't Marilyn Monroe a size 16? I don't think any of us here would kick her out of bead for eating crackers.

Vanity sizing. Marilyn Monroe would be a size 6-8 by today's standards.

Yuck.

You can talk your way around it all day, and come up with a million more correct words for it, but...

Fat is nasty.

littlett's: Firetini: This reminds me, I still owe you a plate of cheese enchiladas. :(

You do?

Somewhat topical:

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I like stacked girls too.

Those look.......familiar.

kelphead: No Alexis Texas? For shame

Nice. I loves me some Alexis.

SilentStrider: PeriRies: No she wasn't, but I think the point stands that she certainly had some meat on her lovely bones, and I dare say there's not a farker alive that wouldn't have jumped those bones given the opportunity.

damn. right.

Agreed, but only provided I didn't have to get her as Arthur Miller's sloppy seconds.

Robo Beat: SilentStrider: PeriRies: No she wasn't, but I think the point stands that she certainly had some meat on her lovely bones, and I dare say there's not a farker alive that wouldn't have jumped those bones given the opportunity.

damn. right.

Agreed, but only provided I didn't have to get her as Arthur Miller's sloppy seconds.

I prefer to think of it as batting cleanup for DiMaggio.

(actually, I work in theatre for a living, so the Miller connection isn't too bad.)

PeriRies: yesanded: Yuck.

You can talk your way around it all day, and come up with a million more correct words for it, but...

Fat is nasty.

I don't think anyone is arguing to the contrary, but all I will say is why is it okay for a dude to carry some extra pounds if he's just a big guy, but if a girl is just a big girl, she needs to starve herself to be considered attractive?

That's an argument for you and someone else I guess.

I just think fat is unattractive. I believe most people do.

djZorbof: Eh. Why not.

Nice example of what this thread *should* have been about.

Who gives a crap about stacked? I would want the whole package. A larger woman in proportion meets the needs if she also has a brain.

Don't get me wrong... I like the smaller women also, but I don't discriminate. All kinds of nice things come in different sizes.

Grandpa had it right.

I am in such a happy place. Thank you, farkers!!

Some NSFW ones for good measure.

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djZorbof: Some NSFW ones for good measure.

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DAMN that's a whole lotta woman!

- in all the best ways

Look guys... if you're posting pictures of hot chicks in a thread, the decent thing is to give the name of the model so that those interested can go GIS for more pics. If you can't do that, at least make sure that the filename is the name of the model.

It's just the right thing to do.

ChadM89: Look guys... if you're posting pictures of hot chicks in a thread, the decent thing is to give the name of the model so that those interested can go GIS for more pics.

I identified my pics by name(s) with the first group, so I've got you covered there.

djZorbof: Eh. Why not.

I came for Aria Giovanni.

/i came.

I wouldn't call her a plus sized model.

I'd call her a normal, healthy, extremely attractive woman.

Hai guize whats goin on in here?

Merde alors, I am in love with this thread!

mmmmm, zaftig.

It's threads like this that restore my faith in FARK, America, and my common man.

ramen_for_all: I once went to Victoria's Secret to buy a pretty bra and panty set because I never had one before. Those styles aren't too "big girl" friendly. I looked and looked and couldn't find anything. Finally asked the girl (5'2, 110, 19yr) "DO you have anything here that would fit me?" She said, and I quote, "I'm sorry ma'am (I was 22), we only go up to a 36C." Which was skinny biatch for: "Get your fat @ss out of my store." *sigh* So I went over to Fredricks and bought something trashy.

5'2", 110 isn't skinny. It's normal.

I come back to see this wreck this morning.

It looks like Motley Crue had their way with a penthouse suite in vegas and reeks of stale cigars, cheap booze, and latex.

.....like the old Fark I love it

Great Fark thread, or the greatest Fark thread?