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(Jezebel)   TV networks reject Lane Bryant lingerie ad. If this screencap is any indication, it's not suprising why. Great googly moogly (SFW-ish)   (jezebel.com) divider line 777
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2010-04-21 05:03:45 PM  
The girl in the screen cap looks like a larger Eva Mendez.


I have no problem with that.
 
2010-04-21 05:03:46 PM  
loonatic112358: You ass

Spaced Cowboy: What

Thefark

isthat???


See, I saw that, and now I don't even want to scroll up to quote that downer out of fear of seeing it again.
So, yeah, goddamit so farking much. WHHHHHYYYYY?
 
2010-04-21 05:03:51 PM  
threadkill mode: ON

www.denisemilanipics.info

i577.photobucket.com

/mods you can't claim you didn't anticipate this
 
2010-04-21 05:04:04 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.


My god, her pannus is the size of a small child.... now I am gonna have the taste of bile in my mouth all evening. Thank you.
 
2010-04-21 05:04:09 PM  
heidinoele: lennavan: heidinoele: says I have a fancy vagina.

What the hell is a fancy vagina?

awww. you've never had one? that is so sad.


I have no idea. Does that mean no?
 
2010-04-21 05:04:40 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.


Bring me Solo and the Wookie!
 
2010-04-21 05:04:45 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: I picked up a girl at a bar not that long ago that looks pretty close to hear. A little more in the hip but damn near identical.

I wrecked that shiat all that night and then again in the morning. I think she had to use a crowbar to pry my mouth of her.


How YOU doin'?

/Oblig
 
2010-04-21 05:05:27 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.


WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT!?

/off to find some eye bleach
 
2010-04-21 05:05:45 PM  
sofarsogoodsowhat: jst3p: rai.jpg

Give me the one on the right every single time.

I'll take the middle or right. No to the one on the left.


I'll jump on this hand grenade, fellas.
 
2010-04-21 05:05:45 PM  
Seth'n'Spectrum: loonatic112358: You ass

Spaced Cowboy: What

Thefark

isthat???

See, I saw that, and now I don't even want to scroll up to quote that downer out of fear of seeing it again.
So, yeah, goddamit so farking much. WHHHHHYYYYY?


there's always an asshole who wants to ruin things for everyone
 
2010-04-21 05:06:43 PM  
So, do we have an old fashioned Fark boobies thread a brewing or is it a trap by Moderator?
 
2010-04-21 05:07:05 PM  
LisaSimpson: /obligatory?

Why is THAT picture the one to go with the caption? I don't care how curvy she is, that face just.. ugh.

/Studman'd, I guess.
 
2010-04-21 05:07:14 PM  
ultraholland: I'll jump on this hand grenade, fellas.

ultraholland, long-suffering wingman.
 
2010-04-21 05:07:27 PM  
jadeblue: chemrebel: jadeblue: Psumek: /besides it's rough to buy a 40DD bra anywhere else that isn't utilitarian

I was going to say.

Ain't that the truth. Although VS is expeanding into the DD and DDD size market.

/green lace demi-cup on right now, matter of fact
//NO BIE - god I sound like a broken record here anymore...


Really?! Online or in the store? That is exciting.


Some of it is in-store at least where I'm at but there's a much better selection online. If nothing else go in and ask them if they have any for try-ons in the fitting room. Depending on the style I go either 36 or 38 DD. Even then some styles fit me weird, like the Ipex ones, can't stand those. The Very Sexy and Angels ones work for me though.
 
2010-04-21 05:07:45 PM  
lennavan: heidinoele: lennavan: heidinoele: says I have a fancy vagina.

What the hell is a fancy vagina?

awww. you've never had one? that is so sad.

I have no idea. Does that mean no?


img.youtube.com
"All right. All right. All right. There we go!"
 
2010-04-21 05:08:04 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.


oh MY GOD!

\seriously, I'm scarred
\\and scared
 
2010-04-21 05:08:20 PM  
I'll just link it for safety. NSFW Link (new window)
 
2010-04-21 05:09:32 PM  
chemrebel: jadeblue: chemrebel: jadeblue: Psumek: /besides it's rough to buy a 40DD bra anywhere else that isn't utilitarian

I was going to say.

Ain't that the truth. Although VS is expeanding into the DD and DDD size market.

/green lace demi-cup on right now, matter of fact
//NO BIE - god I sound like a broken record here anymore...


Really?! Online or in the store? That is exciting.

Some of it is in-store at least where I'm at but there's a much better selection online. If nothing else go in and ask them if they have any for try-ons in the fitting room. Depending on the style I go either 36 or 38 DD. Even then some styles fit me weird, like the Ipex ones, can't stand those. The Very Sexy and Angels ones work for me though.


That is how it has been here for a while as well. And I know I shouldn't say this in this thread... but I need a bit bigger. It just sucks that I can't find them to try on at a store (Lane Bryant excluded).
 
2010-04-21 05:09:58 PM  
basemetal: I'll just link it for safety. NSFW Link (new window)

Do you have your girl with the braids in the back seat of the car handy? That was always my favorite.
 
2010-04-21 05:10:14 PM  
heidinoele: I wear a size 16 and my boyfriend loves it. He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina. yay for me. :)

"You have 4 sets of hooha lips" is not the same as fancy.
 
2010-04-21 05:10:59 PM  
jadeblue: chemrebel: jadeblue: chemrebel: jadeblue: Psumek: /besides it's rough to buy a 40DD bra anywhere else that isn't utilitarian

I was going to say.

Ain't that the truth. Although VS is expeanding into the DD and DDD size market.

/green lace demi-cup on right now, matter of fact
//NO BIE - god I sound like a broken record here anymore...


Really?! Online or in the store? That is exciting.

Some of it is in-store at least where I'm at but there's a much better selection online. If nothing else go in and ask them if they have any for try-ons in the fitting room. Depending on the style I go either 36 or 38 DD. Even then some styles fit me weird, like the Ipex ones, can't stand those. The Very Sexy and Angels ones work for me though.

That is how it has been here for a while as well. And I know I shouldn't say this in this thread... but I need a bit bigger. It just sucks that I can't find them to try on at a store (Lane Bryant excluded).


You could get plenty of farkers to buy them and deliver them then deal with the hassle of returning them for you...


/seriously I bet you could
/*shudder*
 
2010-04-21 05:11:06 PM  
basemetal: I'll just link it for safety. NSFW Link (new window)

thank you basemetal, you may be an evil dentist, your taste in women more then makes up for it.
 
2010-04-21 05:11:24 PM  
my pants .... they have not survived
 
2010-04-21 05:11:50 PM  
schattenteufel: I, for one, see nothing wrong with this ad & I feel it should be run 20 times per day. in a row.

I was going to watch it on Youtube 20 times in a row, but after 6 1/2 times I suddenly lost interest.
 
2010-04-21 05:12:40 PM  
loonatic112358: there's always an asshole who wants to ruin things for everyone

saboteurs from /b/. they always do this shiat.
 
2010-04-21 05:13:21 PM  
basemetal: So, do we have an old fashioned Fark boobies thread a brewing or is it a trap by Moderator?

My viewpoint is all skewed because I just spent a month being called "fat" by Taiwanese people.
 
2010-04-21 05:14:05 PM  
Dear Hot Carl To Go:

Kill yourself. Twice.

Yours in Christ..... Rann
 
2010-04-21 05:14:13 PM  
I like curves, but a girl can still be slim and fit and have curves. I hate how every fatty these days has hijacked "curves" as how to describe their butterball body.

/This message brought to you by people who don't mistake "fat rolls" for "curves".
 
2010-04-21 05:14:14 PM  
content.paulnixon.org
 
2010-04-21 05:14:36 PM  
jadeblue: chemrebel: jadeblue: chemrebel: jadeblue: Psumek: /besides it's rough to buy a 40DD bra anywhere else that isn't utilitarian

I was going to say.

Ain't that the truth. Although VS is expeanding into the DD and DDD size market.

/green lace demi-cup on right now, matter of fact
//NO BIE - god I sound like a broken record here anymore...


Really?! Online or in the store? That is exciting.

Some of it is in-store at least where I'm at but there's a much better selection online. If nothing else go in and ask them if they have any for try-ons in the fitting room. Depending on the style I go either 36 or 38 DD. Even then some styles fit me weird, like the Ipex ones, can't stand those. The Very Sexy and Angels ones work for me though.

That is how it has been here for a while as well. And I know I shouldn't say this in this thread... but I need a bit bigger. It just sucks that I can't find them to try on at a store (Lane Bryant excluded).


I believe I've seen up to a 42 band if that helps. Also, have you looked at Torrid by chance?
 
2010-04-21 05:16:45 PM  
chemrebel: I believe I've seen up to a 42 band if that helps. Also, have you looked at Torrid by chance?

It is the cup size that is the issue. And Torrid (at least here) stopped carrying the full coverage ones. Back to ebay. Thanks!
 
2010-04-21 05:16:52 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.


Rage... rising...
 
2010-04-21 05:17:31 PM  
Ok, late to the thread...
I am 5' 10 and wear a size 12. Not fat, but that size is the quickest to sell out.

/just sayin'
//scrawny isn't hot unless you are a control freak
 
2010-04-21 05:17:36 PM  
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2010-04-21 05:17:54 PM  
SMX: This is considered Plus-Size lingerie?
I don't think so


By the standards of many Farkers shes horribly obese. Actually by those same peoples standards any real woman is obese and prepubescent boys figures are ideal. Its a terribly sad thing really.

/36-24-36
//only if shes 5'3
///my anaconda dont want none unless ya got buns hun
 
2010-04-21 05:18:00 PM  
ne2d: basemetal: I'll just link it for safety. NSFW Link (new window)

Do you have your girl with the braids in the back seat of the car handy? That was always my favorite.


This one isn't it but I'm still looking for it. NSFWLink (new window)
 
2010-04-21 05:18:19 PM  
Rann Xerox: Dear Hot Carl To Go:

Kill yourself. Twice.

Yours in Christ..... Rann


Tryin' for redemption

i293.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-21 05:18:38 PM  
noYOUare: basemetal: So, do we have an old fashioned Fark boobies thread a brewing or is it a trap by Moderator?

My viewpoint is all skewed because I just spent a month being called "fat" by Taiwanese people.


You fat? Bah ha ha ha ha ha !
 
2010-04-21 05:18:44 PM  
RichieLaw: That ladies and gentleman is the epitome of a "big, beautiful woman". She is not fat. She is healthy and beautiful even though she is not a size 0.

/sick of people equating bbw with fat she-beasts.


So you deduced her health status from the video? Amazing!

/Sick of hearing people be called healthy when they are still fat.

//Santa used to be that fat dude in the red suit. Now he's just that dude in the red suit.
 
2010-04-21 05:18:52 PM  
noYOUare: basemetal: So, do we have an old fashioned Fark boobies thread a brewing or is it a trap by Moderator?

My viewpoint is all skewed because I just spent a month being called "fat" by Taiwanese people.


I'm not sure this'll make you feel any better, but the usage of "fat" in Chinese is more akin to how we would describe a baby being fat.

It's not really an insult to the baby to say it's fat, it's just how it is. Fat in English has a much nastier connotation tied to it.

A medium or heavily-built man (who obviously has more muscle than fat) would still be called fat.
 
2010-04-21 05:19:13 PM  
Sultan Of Herf: prepubescent boys figures are ideal. Its a terribly sad thing really

Makes me happy; I get laid a lot.
 
2010-04-21 05:19:21 PM  
heidinoele: ThereBeNoShelterHere: lennavan: heidinoele: says I have a fancy vagina.

What the hell is a fancy vagina?

A penis.

not even a little bit. and if you're confusing a penis with a vagina, you're doing it wrong. haha.


No offense intended, enjoy your fancy ladybits. I was just picturing something akin to Goldilocks finding the wolf in bed.

Quivering Nerd: My, what a big - what did you say that was again?

Herman Munster voice: A vagina.

Quivering Nerd: Ahh, what a fancy vagina you have.

/Don't know why I share these things
 
2010-04-21 05:20:00 PM  
After viewing the video clip multiple times I have reached this conclusion.

img192.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-21 05:20:26 PM  
www.memedepot.com

/om fap nom fap nom
 
2010-04-21 05:20:40 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: Rann Xerox: Dear Hot Carl To Go:

Kill yourself. Twice.

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Tryin' for redemption


Good start.

Stay with this approach and maybe we wont feed you to the wolves.
 
2010-04-21 05:21:11 PM  
Ashrams: Dangerous Curves Ahead

Thats kinda funny, since shes not really very curvy at all. Thin hips, small butt. Shes still pretty cute, but not really a "curvy" girl.
 
2010-04-21 05:21:12 PM  
basemetal: noYOUare: basemetal: So, do we have an old fashioned Fark boobies thread a brewing or is it a trap by Moderator?

My viewpoint is all skewed because I just spent a month being called "fat" by Taiwanese people.

You fat? Bah ha ha ha ha ha !


No fake, Jake.
 
2010-04-21 05:21:38 PM  
AbbeySomeone: Ok, late to the thread...
I am 5' 10 and wear a size 12. Not fat, but that size is the quickest to sell out.

/just sayin'
//scrawny isn't hot unless you are a control freak


pics or GTFO
 
2010-04-21 05:21:46 PM  
Hot Carl To Go: Rann Xerox: Dear Hot Carl To Go:

Kill yourself. Twice.

Yours in Christ..... Rann

Tryin' for redemption


OK.... you can live!
 
2010-04-21 05:22:13 PM  
/relevant to my interests
//not a bookmark
///got nothing
 
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