jst3p: Give me the one on the right every single time.

She's all right, but I would much prefer the middle one myself.
Left is too skinny.

deipnosophistry: This is the most positive curvy girl thread I've ever seen on Fark. I'm digging it.

/legitimately curvy girl

Nice, ah, shirt.

paratactical: The one on the right is the preference for me. The one on the left you feed a hamburger.

Hey, leave the thin chicks alone. Us skinny dudes need someone who won't crush us.

jst3p: rai.jpg

Give me the one on the right every single time.

I must completely agree with you.

paratactical: jst3p: paratactical: jst3p:
Give me the one on the right every single time.

The one on the right is the preference for me. The one on the left you feed a hamburger to the one on the right.


Couldn't pass it up....

But if you feed the one on the left to the one in the middle, then you'd have two girls like the one on the right and hopefully a real good night.

I have a hard enough time apologizing to one chick at a time....

lennavan: heidinoele: says I have a fancy vagina.

What the hell is a fancy vagina?

A penis.

My pants fit funny from witnessing that ad.

Been meaning to fix that motivational poster.
Needed someone who was actually attractive.

also, this thread sounds fat curvy

Is subby insinuating that there is something inherently wrong with a Lane Bryant woman? While those cottage cheese queens on the joke refridgerator posters aren't to my taste, a well-turned Lane Bryant customer can be a woman of real beauty. I will have to thoroughly review the link and thread in privacy later.

He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina.

I love them, too, and I've never even seen them. A fancy vagina, you say? That phrase quivers with implication.

XMark: jst3p: Give me the one on the right every single time.

She's all right, but I would much prefer the middle one myself.
Left is too skinny.

I bet dollars to donuts the one on the right gives the best skull. And once I won that bet I would know what to do with the donuts.

jst3p:

I have a hard enough time apologizing to one chick at a time....

Try some blow...? It could help. Maybe.

sentex: Yeah for curvy women!

This a million times over. I love BBW, and this ad just reinforces that feeling.

radioman_: Is subby insinuating that there is something inherently wrong with a Lane Bryant woman? While those cottage cheese queens on the joke refridgerator posters aren't to my taste, a well-turned Lane Bryant customer can be a woman of real beauty. I will have to thoroughly review the link and thread in privacy later.

He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina.

I love them, too, and I've never even seen them. A fancy vagina, you say? That phrase quivers with implication.

It says "excuse me" after a queef.

blah, blah blah, TITTIE!,TITTIE!, blah, blah, blah

"Fancy" sounds like bf-speak for unusual.

heidinoele: I wear a size 16 and my boyfriend loves it. He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina. yay for me. :)

Vajazzle?

ehem... Where does one find a fancy vagina?

This is most certainly not a bookmark.

Wrath of Heaven: "Fancy" sounds like bf-speak for unusual eat less asparagus.

FTFY

ThereBeNoShelterHere: Maybe not easy, but if you remember to lift with your legs you should be alright.

I was waiting for someone to spike that one... such an easy setup

paratactical: But if you feed the one on the left to the one in the middle, then you'd have two girls like the one on the right and hopefully a real good night.

What am I.. a baker?

...I don't have enough flour for that sorta work

Wrath of Heaven: "Fancy" sounds like bf-speak for unusual.

I was thinking it sounded more like "bush so ungroomed it could be braided."

This is a bookmark.

bookmarks are evil, m'kay?

adragontattoo: The_Sponge: hillbillypharmacist: This is not a bookmark.


Neither is this.

none shall mark this spot.

/except for this, that and the other mark.

Is this is, neither

/ mmmm, curves

Jackson Herring: jst3p: I would know what to do with the donuts.

/clap applause.

for a frickin sweet Brit BBW, go here nao (NSFW)
Link (new window)

jadeblue: Psumek: /besides it's rough to buy a 40DD bra anywhere else that isn't utilitarian

I was going to say.

Ain't that the truth. Although VS is expeanding into the DD and DDD size market.

/green lace demi-cup on right now, matter of fact
//NO BIE - god I sound like a broken record here anymore...

Screw fist of an angry God, I'd hit it like if it was the Titanomachy.

Tresser: fark your screen cap.

link to vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxyZQfMmM4 (new window)

You are truly a god. Thank you.

Curves = yay!
Fat rolls = booo!

I hope this has helped everyone who was ever confused about men and their desires for women.

If every "plus size" woman looked as smoking hot as the ladies in that commercial, I don't think we'd have a problem. I also don't think very many men would get much accomplished.

/probably a bookmark

noYOUare: Wrath of Heaven: "Fancy" sounds like bf-speak for unusual.

I was thinking it sounded more like "bush so ungroomed it could be braided."

Maybe its like a regular roast beef from arbys, but if Bobby Flay cooked it. So you know chipotle sauce with crusted french butter bread, etc...

chemrebel: //NO, god I sound like a broken record here anymore...


Ladies and gentlemen, my ex-wife's fark account!

Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.

You ass

Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.

What

Thefark

isthat???

Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

jst3p: rai.jpg

Give me the one on the right every single time.

I'll take the middle or right. No to the one on the left.

Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.

Is that a "Camel Toad" ???

Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.

I do not like the look of that lump on the...um...lower...left-hand...quadrant?

This just in: Hot women appear in many varieties.

Film at 11.

/Please, let there be film!

Leeds: Hot Carl To Go: GIS for hot curvy chick.

Goddammit.

Is that a "Camel Toad" ???

I believe the term you're looking for is "gunt."