I too am intrigued by what this fancy vagina is... I've never heard of such a thing.

heidinoele: I wear a size 16 and my boyfriend loves it. He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina. yay for me. :)

You sound... never mind, too easy.

cybrwzrd: I prefer slightly more athletic women... but not to say I wouldn't wreck that either.

But the average Lane Bryant customer is not built like that. They look more like cave trolls or that hideous thing from earlier today.

You are why we can't have nice things.

/hot

AlwaysRightBoy: Harump!!!

Who dat?

Fap

Oh my goodness.

I have the urge to buy some Lane Bryant now, in hopes that if I care for it and shower it with affection it will sprout one of those down the road...

Tenatra: I too am intrigued by what this fancy vagina is... I've never heard of such a thing.

I wonder if it's like fancy ketchup.

/dijon ketchup, even

heidinoele: I wear a size 16 and my boyfriend loves it. He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina. yay for me. :)


Like, elegantly wainscoted? Inlaid with mother-of-pearl? Trimmed with Christmas lights?

Boioioioioioioioioing

damn that sundae looks tasty

lennavan: heidinoele: says I have a fancy vagina.

What the hell is a fancy vagina?

You have missed out if you have to ask.

hillbillypharmacist: This is not a bookmark.

What's a bookmark?

hillbillypharmacist: heidinoele: LOL. nooo. not into the vajazzling.

Line it with chenille? Stickers?


LINE it with STICKERS?!? I have a disgust.

Have you ever SEEN one of those things? There's no way you could get stickers to adhere with all those fluids.

I see I'm not the first or even the fifth to hop on the "fancy vagina."

/vagina
_{//i said hop on it, huh huh}

elev8meL8r: heidinoele: I wear a size 16 and my boyfriend loves it. He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina. yay for me. :)


Like, elegantly wainscoted? Inlaid with mother-of-pearl? Trimmed with Christmas lights?

There is a maitre d' waiting to take your coat and direct you to your seat when you enter.

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/ Oh shiat, I think I broke it!

If I can look at beautiful, but too skinny, women in the latest Victoria's Secret television commercial showing off "The Nakeds" line of bras and panties, then they better be playing this on TV!

/is female
//not a lesbian, but can appreciate the beauty of another female

Yum, yum, yum...gimmie some.

AuburnRugger83: No Wedding Crashers/motorboat gif?

/I am disappoint



S'awright?

Ringshadow: I'm not even gay and I'd motorboat the hell out of that. I'd have little happy symbols from the SIMS floating above my head until someone pried me away with a wrecking bar.

LOL

Ringshadow: I'd motorboat the hell out of that.

Seconded.

rai.jpg

Give me the one on the right every single time.

She's fat. Hot? Yes. Fat? Yes.

ultraholland: damn that sundae looks tasty

Not bad from the chest up. She has to grease her thighs to fit through the door.

Approves

Holy Hannah!

/bookmark

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

GavinTheAlmighty: elev8meL8r: heidinoele: I wear a size 16 and my boyfriend loves it. He loves my boobs and says I have a fancy vagina. yay for me. :)


Like, elegantly wainscoted? Inlaid with mother-of-pearl? Trimmed with Christmas lights?

There is a maitre d' waiting to take your coat and direct you to your seat when you enter.

Word. When you said that, all I could think of was-

Homer: "Waiter! Bring me your finest food stuffed with your second-finest food!"

Maitre D [haughtily]: "Yes sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos."

This is the most positive curvy girl thread I've ever seen on Fark. I'm digging it.

/legitimately curvy girl

jst3p: rai.jpg

Give me the one on the right every single time.


Newsletter, sir?

Bookmarks are for those with touchy websense monitors.

jst3p:
Give me the one on the right every single time.

The one on the right is the preference for me. The one on the left you feed a hamburger.

What the heck? That commercial was less revealing that an average soap bar commercial. What's the deal?

I'm betting they deliberately worked out a deal to "ban" the ad to get news publicity for it.

Your average Lane Bryant customer looks like that woman, about like skinnier girls look like the gals in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

"Model." If you don't know what that means, look it up or something. They're chosen for, you know, how good they look in clothes. Or out of them.

naveline: hillbillypharmacist: heidinoele: LOL. nooo. not into the vajazzling.

Line it with chenille? Stickers?


LINE it with STICKERS?!? I have a disgust.

Have you ever SEEN one of those things? There's no way you could get stickers to adhere with all those fluids.

I think clitter would adhere nicely

paratactical: jst3p:
Give me the one on the right every single time.

The one on the right is the preference for me. The one on the left you feed a hamburger to the one on the right.


Couldn't pass it up....

Thank god it's springtime and every time I leave my office the area is awash with fancy vaginas!

Moops

Thanks, but I'm already out the $10 bucks I bet my cube mate that with 150 posts, it'd already be here. Damn you fark, DAMN YOU!!!

jst3p: paratactical: jst3p:
Give me the one on the right every single time.

The one on the right is the preference for me. The one on the left you feed a hamburger to the one on the right.


Couldn't pass it up....

But if you feed the one on the left to the one in the middle, then you'd have two girls like the one on the right and hopefully a real good night.

sentex: Yeah for curvy women!

I'm kinda perturbed when they call these things a "plus-size model" controversy.

Usually, they're talking about a skinny woman who doesn't have skeletal ribs showing. Probably still in the lightest 10% of the population. This... isn't "plus" size per se. It's still kind of "minus".

I'm certainly not opposed to it, but opposed to the application of this term. I mean, if you're putting up an unusually lean, but not skeletal, girl and say "this is remarkably fat for a model, but that's the way people are nowadays, and it'll improve self-esteem..."

But if you're parading someone around who's still fairly skinny and saying "she's so fat it's controversial but it's not quite gross, she can STILL be attractive with our product, but anything more and OMG she'd be hideously fat..." and 90% of the customers are already in that "fatter than this" category, well, I'm not sure how that's helping if we're debating social impact.

jst3p: rai.jpg

Give me the one on the right every single time.

Middle. The one on the left needs to eat, and the one on the right needs to stop.

IdBeCrazyIf: noYOUare: I'm sure they all do. Everyone should go to the nearest mall and pick up chicks with self-esteem issues at the Fat Girl Store.

It's amazingly easy to pick up the chicks who work there, that much I can tell you.


Maybe not easy, but if you remember to lift with your legs you should be alright.