If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Washington Post)   You're a high school student helping your uncle carjack an SUV, when you realize the driver is your teacher. Awkward   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 45
    More: Strange  
•       •       •

7929 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Apr 2010 at 3:35 PM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



45 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2010-04-21 03:38:00 PM
I'd hate to get busted carjacking. That's why I tinted my windows.
 
2010-04-21 03:38:11 PM
Sounds like another cheap comedy movie.

/I bet the teacher is Rob Schneider
 
2010-04-21 03:41:03 PM
The Zen Philosopher Basho: I'd hate to get busted carjacking. That's why I tinted my windows.

You are doing it wrong. Try carjacking at 90 mph, almost as good as getting sucked off at 100mph.
 
2010-04-21 03:41:04 PM
Steal a car, rob then try and rape someone?

This is why we should have the death penalty.
 
2010-04-21 03:41:11 PM
Hey, they engage in family outings! How sweet!
 
2010-04-21 03:42:53 PM
Wonder if the teacher corrected their grammar?
 
2010-04-21 03:43:45 PM
They left out the best part! He was sleeping with that same teacher!
 
2010-04-21 03:43:57 PM
The uncle seems like such a nice gentleman on his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/hogart24 (please forigive my lack of html skills) Good to know he's a Christian.
 
2010-04-21 03:44:06 PM
they actually hired a math professional to calculate the probability of this happening?

wowzers
 
2010-04-21 03:44:08 PM
It was then that she noticed that she had been stabbed twice, police documents state.

They charged him with first-degree assault, second-degree assault, robbery, false imprisonment and theft, according to court records.


Why is there no attempted murder charge? Or, for that matter, a kidnapping charge?
 
2010-04-21 03:44:34 PM
Was it his driver's ed teacher?
"Always check your blind spot while eluding police, Timmy..."
 
2010-04-21 03:46:50 PM
Slaves2Darkness: The Zen Philosopher Basho: I'd hate to get busted carjacking. That's why I tinted my windows.

You are doing it wrong. Try carjacking at 90 mph, almost as good as getting sucked off at 100mph.


*respect knuckles*
/wash your hands first
 
2010-04-21 03:47:06 PM
caddisfly: The uncle seems like such a nice gentleman on his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/hogart24 (please forigive my lack of html skills) Good to know he's a Christian.

Sinnin' then repentin'
He's safe
 
2010-04-21 03:48:26 PM
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.
 
2010-04-21 03:49:43 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: It was then that she noticed that she had been stabbed twice, police documents state.

They charged him with first-degree assault, second-degree assault, robbery, false imprisonment and theft, according to court records.


Why is there no attempted murder charge? Or, for that matter, a kidnapping charge?


Arrest first, sort out the details later.
 
2010-04-21 03:52:40 PM
I was interested in this until I realized I had read the headline wrong and thought it was the teacher carjacking his student.

The actual story here isn't as interesting.
 
2010-04-21 03:53:00 PM
It would not of happened if she had one of these:
img.tomshardware.com
o.aolcdn.com

Give A Little Love (new window)
 
2010-04-21 03:53:03 PM
Life, no parole, in solitary. Two more incredible losers off the street. Lock em up in Idaho somewhere. "The man keep hoddin' me down..."
 
2010-04-21 03:53:24 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2010-04-21 04:03:47 PM
The incident began about 3:30 a.m. Saturday, when the D.C. schoolteacher was inside her parked Saturn Vue in the Adams Morgan area of the District, according to Montgomery police charging documents. The woman apparently holds a part-time job in that area.

No one mentioned the teacher is a part time stripper? Or the stripper is a part time teacher?
 
2010-04-21 04:05:33 PM
Found the guy. He lives in my town, and his profile pics even has a kid in it. Most likely the teenager.
The Idiot in question
 
2010-04-21 04:09:08 PM
They're Black?

am shock
 
2010-04-21 04:10:24 PM
Its not that often you see a black kid hanging out with an older male family member to act as a role model. Nice to see.
 
2010-04-21 04:18:01 PM
pvd021: Found the guy. He lives in my town, and his profile pics even has a kid in it. Most likely the teenager.
The Idiot in question


Wow. Here's to you Jeremiah Juwley. Way to not reinforce any negative stereotypes.
 
2010-04-21 04:22:05 PM
pvd021: Found the guy. He lives in my town, and his profile pics even has a kid in it. Most likely the teenager.
The Idiot in question



Sometimes its like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
2010-04-21 04:28:30 PM
Activity Stream
May 1

Jeremiah Juwley is now friends with BuBbA.
 
2010-04-21 04:29:43 PM
But fish have more intellectual depth.
 
2010-04-21 04:32:23 PM
dobedobeDUE: But fish have more intellectual depth.

Kudos +1
 
2010-04-21 04:58:14 PM
The guy is in high school and has a 25 year old uncle.........
 
2010-04-21 05:05:28 PM
therealpope: The guy is in high school and has a 25 year old uncle.........

...and a 30 year old father. Maybe, no one knows who he is.
 
2010-04-21 05:25:17 PM
The Zen Philosopher Basho: I'd hate to get busted carjacking. That's why I tinted my windows.

lol
 
2010-04-21 05:30:39 PM
The Zen Philosopher Basho: I'd hate to get busted carjacking. That's why I tinted my windows.

That's great, but what am I supposed to do if I ride a motorcycle?
 
2010-04-21 05:54:55 PM
He got detention, right?
 
2010-04-21 06:06:55 PM
Mugato: therealpope: The guy is in high school and has a 25 year old uncle.........

...and a 30 year old father. Maybe, no one knows who he is.


I caught the same thing when reading the article. I'm just surprised that the "kid" was still in school when electively choosing the lifestyle of a losser prison b**ch.
 
2010-04-21 06:12:18 PM
caddisfly: The uncle seems like such a nice gentleman on his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/hogart24 (please forigive my lack of html skills) Good to know he's a Christian.

WOW EVERYTHING ON THAT PAGE SHOCKED AND/OR TOTALLY SURPRISED ME
 
2010-04-21 06:38:47 PM
It really does pay to be kind to strangers.

Never know when you're going to flip somebody the bird and then realize it's somebody like your boss or a professor, and you just showed him your stupid face.

Oopsie.
 
2010-04-21 07:19:18 PM
Hahaha good myspace link .... think these are the perps in question.

img717.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-21 07:32:00 PM
I've been working in the criminal justice system for so long, the FARK "guess the color of the perp" game is no longer a challenge.

/seacrest out.
 
2010-04-21 07:41:59 PM
Great Odins Raven: Its not that often you see a black kid hanging out with an older male family member to act as a role model. Nice to see.

Yeah, but family reunions are going to be awkward after Jr turns State's witness, getting off with probation while Uncle goes up the river for 20-to-life.
 
2010-04-21 07:48:56 PM
therealpope: The guy is in high school and has a 25 year old uncle.........

Yes, this happens. My uncle was a "late surprise" and he was about 25 when I was in high school.

(My grandmother was a "late surprise" herself and was just a few years older than her nephews. In some families, you can't believe all that crap about all your eggs dying the day you turn 30.)

/he used to buy me and my friends beer
//he did "borrow" my dad's BMW one time...
 
2010-04-21 07:53:33 PM
Wow, and they stabbed her?

Yeah, that kid is definitely failing that class.

/"No, I never got that assignment from you. Or that one. And maybe that one was in my car when it was carjacked, I don't know!"
 
2010-04-21 08:03:09 PM
No witnesses.
 
2010-04-21 08:31:00 PM
Gee, I wonder if tough guy was wearing his Family Guy undies as he was jackin'?

oneping.net
 
2010-04-22 02:56:42 AM
simpsonfan: This is why you keep the door locked...

THIS, especially in a high-crime area.
 
2010-04-22 01:19:02 PM
Evidently the MySpace page was taken down.
 
Displayed 45 of 45 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report