If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Toronto Star)   Worst. Parking. Job. Ever. And even the media agrees. (with video)   (thestar.com) divider line 131
    More: Dumbass  
•       •       •

44060 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Apr 2010 at 3:19 AM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



131 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2010-04-20 10:39:05 PM
...and even more hilarious video.
 
2010-04-20 10:58:04 PM
I like how she took a few seconds to think about it, after backing off the two cars, and decided that yeah, she was cool with just farking leaving.
 
2010-04-20 11:06:18 PM
A challenger appears.
img686.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-20 11:07:01 PM
Ivo Shandor: A challenger appears.

How did...but that...my head.
 
2010-04-20 11:34:27 PM
Could you imagine returning to your car and finding it like that? Not only yours, but the one next to it. Clear evidence that someone actually managed to pull up onto the hood of your car and then just backed down and left?
 
2010-04-20 11:48:35 PM
Barakku: Ivo Shandor: A challenger appears.

How did...but that...my head.


My only explanation is that David Copperfield was somehow involved.
 
2010-04-20 11:53:05 PM
TheOmni: Could you imagine returning to your car and finding it like that? Not only yours, but the one next to it. Clear evidence that someone actually managed to pull up onto the hood of your car and then just backed down and left?

The story even gets better from there. The reason she was caught was that she came back a few days later like nothing happened. Unfortunately for her, one of the people whose car she ran over happened to be in the parking lot and recognized that, hey, that truck looks kind of like the one in the video of my car being trampled, plus the underside is all smashed to hell; that's kind of suspicious.
 
2010-04-21 12:12:26 AM
Barakku: How did...but that...my head.

I believe what you're trying to say is "what is this I don't even"
 
2010-04-21 12:38:50 AM
"Pedal confusion" is a really silly way of saying "uncoordinated dumbass."
 
2010-04-21 02:05:54 AM
Ivo Shandor: A challenger appears.

ants.planet.ee
 
2010-04-21 02:48:45 AM
It's tempting to ridicule this woman, but let's be honest -- who among us hasn't done this?
 
2010-04-21 02:55:23 AM
Worst. Parking. Job. Ever. And even the media agrees. (with video)
Worst. Parking. Job. Ever. And even the media|agrees. (with video)
Worst. Park||g. Job. Ever. And even the media agrees. (with video)
Worst. Park|ng. Job. Ever. And even the media agrees. (with|video)
|orst. Parking. |ob. |ver| And even|the media agrees. (with video)
W|rst. Parking| Job.|Ever. And even the media a|rees. (wit| video)
Worst. Parking. Job. Ever. And ev|n the med|a agrees. (with video)
Worst| Parking. |ob| Ever. An| even the media agree|. (wi|h vid|o)
W|r|t. Par|||g. |ob. Ever. And |ven t|| media |grees. (with |id|o|
Wors|| Parki|g. Job| Eve|. An||ev|| th| m|dia agrees. (with video)
Wors|. |arking| Job. E|er.|And eve||th| media ag|ees. |with |ideo)
||rst. Parking| Job| E|er.|A|| even the media a|r|es. (with|v|d|o)
Worst. Par|||g. Job. Ever. And eve| the me|ia |gre|s. (wit| |ideo)
Wor|t. P||king| Job||Ever| An| even the|med|a|agre|s.|(with|vide|)
Worst. |a|king| Jo|. E|er.|And even |h||medi| agr|es. |with v|de|)
Wor|t.|Par|in|. J||| Ever. And ev|n th| media a|re||. (|ith vide||
W|rst. |a|k|n|. Job. |ver. |nd even||he media agre||. |wit| video|
Wors|.|P|rking. Job| Ever. An| even |he |ed|a agr|es.|(with v|de||
W|rs|. P|rking. J|b.||ve|.||nd |||n|||e|med|a |gre|s.|(|ith vide|)
||rst. |ar|i|g. Job.||ve|| ||||even|th| media ||re|s. (with vi|e|)
|o|st||Park||g.|J|b| Ev|r. A|d|even |h| |ed|a ag|ees||(w|t| video|
Wo|s|. P|r||||. Job. Ever. A|d|even t|e media ag|ee|. |with |i|eo|
W|r|t. Pa||||g. Jo|. Eve|| And ev|n the |edia|ag||e|||(with vi||o)
W||s|.||||kin|. Job.|E|er. A|d e|en |h| me|ia|ag||e|. |||th|v|deo)
Wo|st.|Park||g| |ob. |v||| |nd|even ||e |edia|a||ee|.|||it| |||eo)
Worst. ||rking.|J|b||Ev|r.|An| |ve||t|e medi|||gre|s. ||||||vi||o|
|ors|. ||rki|g| J|b. |ve|. ||d even ||e |edia a|re|s.|(|it| ||d|o|
Wo||t. |ar||||. |ob.||v|r| And |ven ||||media|ag||||. ||i|h vide|)
W||st||||rki||.||o|. Ev|r| A|d e|e||||e||ed|a agre||. |with |id|o)
|o|||.|||rk|||||J|b.|E|e|||An| ev|||th||||dia ||rees| ||i|h|v|||||
|||s|| Pa||ing. |ob.||v||| |n| e|en t|| |||ia|agr|e|.|(|it| |||eo)
W|r||||||rking||||b||E|er|||n|||ve|||h||me|ia|agre|s.||with vid|o)
W|r||||P|rkin|| J||. |||r.|A|| ev|| t|| |||i|||g|ee|||||ith vi|e|)
Wo|s|.||a|ki|g||J||.||ver. An| eve| t|| m|di||||r|||.|(|i|| ||||o|
|ors|. |||k|ng| ||b| |v||. |nd e||n||he||ed|a |g||e|.|(|||h vi|||)
|o|st.|P|r||||.|J||. Ever||||d e|||||||||||ia|agre|s|||w||h||||||)
W||||| |||||||. ||b.|||e||||n| |||||||||me||a||||e|||||||th||i|eo|
|o||t| P||k||g|||||. |ve||||nd ||e|||he|me||| agr||s. |||th v|||||
||rst. |||kin||||ob|||v||. A|d||ve|||||||||i| a|re|s||||ith||i||o|
||r|t| Par|i||.|||b.||v||| ||d |ven |he||||i| |g||||. ||ith video|
Wo|s|||Pa|||n|||||b||||er.|A|| e|e| th|||edia|ag|||s| ||ith||i|e||
|o|||.|P|r|i|g|||o|||E||r| A|d|ev|| |h|||||ia|a|re||||(||t| ||||||
Wors|. ||||||g|||o|.|E|||| ||d|ev|||th||m|di||||ree|| (w|th||||||)
W||st|||||k||||||||||||er.|A|| e||n|||||||d|||||||||| |||t||||||||
|or|||||ar|||g. J||||||||||||d|||||||he m|||||||||||| ||ith |||e||
|o||||||a||||||||||| E|e|| ||||||e| ||||me||a a|||es.|||||h||||||)
|||st||P||||n||||o||||v|r|||||||v|| t|e||e||||a|r|e|.|||it|||||e|)
||rs||||ark|n||||ob||||||. A|d|||e||||||||d|||a||e|s||||||||||||o)
|||||| |||||||| |ob. |v||||||||e|||||h||||d|| a|r|||| (|i|h ||||||
|or||| P||||||. ||b|||v||. ||| |v||||h| ||d|||||||e|.|(||th v|||||
|||st|||||||||||||||||||r| |n||||e| |||||e|||||||||||||||t||||||o)
||||t| P||||||. J||||||e|||||||e||| ||||||di||||||e|| |||||||i||||
|or|||||||||n||||o|| |v|r||An||e||n |||||||i| ag|e||.|(|||h v|||||
||r|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||ve| |||||e|||||||||||||w||h|||||||
|||||||P||||n|.|||b||||e||||||||||| |||||||||||g||||.||w|||||i||||
W|||t||P|r||||| ||b.|||||||A||||||||||||||||||||||e|||||||| ||||||
W||s||||||||||.||||||||e|||||||||en|t||||||||||||||s.|(||t||||||o|
|||s|||P|r||||||||b||E|e|||A||||||| |||||e|||||||||||||||||||||||)
|||||||P||k|n||||||||||||| A||||v|||||e |||||||g|||||||||||||||e||
|o|||||||r||n|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||d|| ||||||||||i|||||||||
|||||||||||||g|||||||||e|.||||||||||||||||||| ||||||| |w||| ||d|||
||r|||||||k|||| |||||||||||||| |||||||||m|||||a|||||||||||||||||||
||||||||||k||||||||||Ev|||||||||||||||||||||||a|||||||||||| ||||||
||||||||||||n||||||||||||||A|||||||||||||||||||||||s||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||||||r|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||.||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||.|||||||||||||
 
2010-04-21 03:23:14 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Ivo Shandor: A challenger appears.

I has a sad
 
2010-04-21 03:23:20 AM
i210.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-21 03:26:16 AM
Come on. When she backs off of them, she lands pretty well in the parking spot.
 
2010-04-21 03:28:34 AM
Barakku: Ivo Shandor: A challenger appears.

How did...but that...my head.


i410.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-21 03:30:06 AM
If you're going to own an SUV, you might as well make use of it. You won't be driving over other cars in a Prius.

Unconventional off-roading?
 
2010-04-21 03:33:16 AM
So if I ran into a parked vehicle when no one is around, and the damage appears to be significant, it is logical to flee the scene because the worst the justice system will do is make me pay what i already owe plus 500 dollars? Seems that way to me.

Seriously, there should be greater penalties for trying to get away with damaging others property. I bet most places don't have cameras to catch people. Everyone in this world is just trying to get by, between kids/mortgage/food it's hard enough, and if you damage someone's property you should own up.
 
2010-04-21 03:33:57 AM
62 year olds do not belong behind the wheel of sports utility vehicles.
 
2010-04-21 03:37:33 AM
One of her punishments is that she can't drive between 7pm and 7am.

Is it me or does this look like noonish when she did it?
 
2010-04-21 03:37:47 AM
FTA

She was also given six months probation and is restricted from driving between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.

WTF, it wasn't dark when this happened was it? If she can do that, what is the point of this restriction?
 
2010-04-21 03:38:07 AM
is restricted from driving between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.

but the biatch did this in the middle of the day...
 
2010-04-21 03:44:08 AM
RayD8: WTF, it wasn't dark when this happened was it? If she can do that, what is the point of this restriction?

If Ontario is like BC they have graduated licensing. "New" drivers have restricted hours, have to have a 0.0 BAC, have to display an "N" in their window and cannot have any passengers except one licensed driver. "Learner" drivers have fewer restrictions but still have to have 0.0 BAC and (iirc) no more than two people in a vehicle and some restricted hours. THey have to have an "L" in their car window.

What's likely happened is that she's been given "N" status.
 
2010-04-21 03:48:40 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: RayD8: WTF, it wasn't dark when this happened was it? If she can do that, what is the point of this restriction?

If Ontario is like BC they have graduated licensing. "New" drivers have restricted hours, have to have a 0.0 BAC, have to display an "N" in their window and cannot have any passengers except one licensed driver. "Learner" drivers have fewer restrictions but still have to have 0.0 BAC and (iirc) no more than two people in a vehicle and some restricted hours. THey have to have an "L" in their car window.

What's likely happened is that she's been given "N" status.


N, as in, No farking idea how to drive?

I do understand what you're saying. In Oz, we have to display P, for probationary. I just find it doubtful that this would improve her driving skills.
 
2010-04-21 03:48:53 AM
ugh.... been online and TV for a while. usually I wont biatch about reposts, but hasn't everyone seen this?
 
2010-04-21 03:50:27 AM
Volector: ugh.... been online and TV for a while. usually I wont biatch about reposts, but hasn't everyone seen this?

She has now been sentenced. More a follow up.
 
2010-04-21 03:51:55 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend:

What's likely happened is that she's been given "N" status.


I guess that means she'll turn it sideways cause a "Z" is so much cooler than "N"
 
2010-04-21 03:54:18 AM
RayD8: Volector: ugh.... been online and TV for a while. usually I wont biatch about reposts, but hasn't everyone seen this?

She has now been sentenced. More a follow up.


derp, my bad. did not RTFA. sorry all
 
2010-04-21 03:57:35 AM
Even though the guy's Hyundai was crushed by the BMW, Hyundai stepped up and gave him a free replacement.

"Hyundai replaces car destroyed in BMW parking lot attack"
 
2010-04-21 03:59:09 AM
Chaminade: Even though the guy's Hyundai was crushed by the BMW, Hyundai stepped up and gave him a free replacement.

"Hyundai replaces car destroyed in BMW parking lot attack"


Yeah, but what is that, $10 worth of parts?
 
2010-04-21 03:59:38 AM
Ivo Shandor: A challenger appears.

How come I hear the A-Team theme music when I see that picture?
 
2010-04-21 04:00:35 AM
But she STILL HAS HER DRIVING LICENCE. She just cant drive at night. Cause as we can see here. THATS THE PROBLEM. YESSIREEBOB. Old drivers. Theyll kill ya.
 
2010-04-21 04:03:03 AM
I knew it was a woman driver even before I click on the link!

Sorry toots...Sometime there's a good reason for stereotype! Sexism got nothing to do with it!
 
2010-04-21 04:05:15 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
No longer the worst?


images1.fanpop.com
 
2010-04-21 04:11:29 AM
kidsizedcoffin: Chaminade: Even though the guy's Hyundai was crushed by the BMW, Hyundai stepped up and gave him a free replacement.

"Hyundai replaces car destroyed in BMW parking lot attack"

Yeah, but what is that, $10 worth of parts?



this... i used to sell kia's (kia's)
 
2010-04-21 04:13:52 AM
Volector: kidsizedcoffin: Chaminade: Even though the guy's Hyundai was crushed by the BMW, Hyundai stepped up and gave him a free replacement.

"Hyundai replaces car destroyed in BMW parking lot attack"

Yeah, but what is that, $10 worth of parts?


this... i used to sell kia's (kia's)



i give up for the night... damn selective html....
 
2010-04-21 04:15:15 AM
when i first saw this, i swore it was staged. it's just too perfect: right in frame, very deliberate entrance and exit, and she hits the spot perfectly on the dismount.

so i'm glad to get the whole story, finally.
 
2010-04-21 04:20:07 AM
skyotter: when i first saw this, i swore it was staged. it's just too perfect: right in frame, very deliberate entrance and exit, and she hits the spot perfectly on the dismount.

so i'm glad to get the whole story, finally.


She perfectly hit the parking (stub..?) and it flung her up... it was like a well executed movie stunt.
 
2010-04-21 04:21:10 AM
ModernLuddite: 62 year olds do not belong behind the wheel of sports utility vehicles.

Or going to the gymn.

/Shiverpuke
 
2010-04-21 04:30:51 AM
imaconnect4guy: No longer the worst?

I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again.
 
2010-04-21 04:37:51 AM
x1v16: So if I ran into a parked vehicle when no one is around, and the damage appears to be significant, it is logical to flee the scene because the worst the justice system will do is make me pay what i already owe plus 500 dollars? Seems that way to me.

I was once hit and run in a parking lot. The only reason the person was found was because a third party observed the accident and wrote down the license plate and left it on my car. When I reported it to ICBC (Insurance Corporation of British Columbia) they phoned the other party and asked it this had happened. Because they confessed to it at that point no additional charges/punishment was added to the case. Essentially, in BC at least, you are no worse off leaving the scene if you are willing to admit to it if caught.

/ left a note myself a few years later when I saw a person sideswipe a parked car.
// 20 or so other witnesses just kept walking
 
2010-04-21 04:47:29 AM
WOW, this is a hilarious video.

And WOW, BMW SUVs are amazingly capable. This is great performance. I know the drivers have a reputation, but damnnnnnnn this changes my opinion of the SUVs for the better.

She's a serious criminal for fleeing that much damage. That's arguably felony level damages in some vague sense.

She should have to pay more than a small fine. This is like burning someone's house down. Perhaps not a year in prison, but some hard core community service and a hefty fine. And of course, no more driver's license.
 
2010-04-21 04:47:36 AM
I side swiped a car once.
I got out and started to write a note as the onlookers....looked on.
I then put it under the wiper of swiped car.
The thing is I only wrote that I was sorry about hitting the car and am writing this while everyone thinks I am actually leaving my details.

/didn't really.
 
2010-04-21 04:51:01 AM
RayD8: I side swiped a car once.
I got out and started to write a note as the onlookers....looked on.
I then put it under the wiper of swiped car.
The thing is I only wrote that I was sorry about hitting the car and am writing this while everyone thinks I am actually leaving my details.

/didn't really.


Super Old Story Bro
 
2010-04-21 04:52:20 AM
Arcanum: That's arguably felony level damages in some vague sense.

Everywhere I've ever heard, the cutoff tends to be about $400 in value = felony vandalism.

I'm gonna say she caused more than $400 in damage to each car.

/this is why old people shouldn't be allowed to drive
//that and going 5 below the speed limit in a one-lane no passing zone that lasts 5 miles
 
2010-04-21 04:54:12 AM
imaconnect4guy: No longer the worst?

Came here for that reference, leaving satisfied.

/just watched the entire series on Netflix a few days ago
//going through it again
 
2010-04-21 04:58:30 AM
puuukeey

wat?
 
2010-04-21 05:14:32 AM
x1v16: So if I ran into a parked vehicle when no one is around, and the damage appears to be significant, it is logical to flee the scene because the worst the justice system will do is make me pay what i already owe plus 500 dollars? Seems that way to me.

Seriously, there should be greater penalties for trying to get away with damaging others property. I bet most places don't have cameras to catch people. Everyone in this world is just trying to get by, between kids/mortgage/food it's hard enough, and if you damage someone's property you should own up.


FTFA: Kaushal pleaded guilty Tuesday to a charge of failing to report...

This is what they call a plea deal. It usually a compromise involving the accused pleading guilty to a lesser charge, and receiving a lesser sentence, in return for not wasting time and money by pleading "not guilty." It's also a way for the accused to not run the risk of a full sentence.

img13.imageshack.us
 
2010-04-21 05:16:38 AM
Old people Kill! I ride a motorcycle. Old people need to taken off the road.

/Done .... and done.
 
2010-04-21 05:24:55 AM
1. She's a woman.
2. She'd old(ish)
3. She's got a superiority bullshiat thing going on since she probably whored herself out as a trophy wife back in the day so she doesn't think she has to stick around and leave her info for the proles.

4. only a $500 fine for that shiat (and insurance paying the damages, of course)? wtf?
 
Displayed 50 of 131 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report