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(CBS2Chicago.com)   "Octomom" told Oprah Winfrey that "a parent must provide for their kids, not the other way around." Then she went to cash her monthly welfare checks   (cbs2chicago.com) divider line 69
    More: Dumbass, Nadya Suleman, Oprah Winfrey, reality TV, gross negligence, multiple pregnancy, reality TV series  
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2010-04-20 09:37:54 PM  
Go away you stupid kunt.
 
2010-04-20 09:42:49 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Go away you stupid kunt.

Are you referring to Octomom or Oprah. Because I feel the exact same way about both of them.

"I loves Harpo. God knows I do, but I'll kill HIM DEAD 'fore I let him beat me."

Oprah is a total C-word as far as I'm concerned. She's been trashing inner-city youth for years, while funding schools in Africa. That's great. For her.
 
2010-04-20 09:43:03 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum:

Well we're done here. Next thread...
 
2010-04-20 09:45:30 PM  
She's got an awesome rack. Too bad they'll look like week-old birthday balloons in a couple years.
 
2010-04-20 09:52:50 PM  
is Oprah scraping the bottom of the barrel?
 
2010-04-20 10:08:37 PM  
So babby factory is running on the tea party platform?
 
2010-04-20 10:09:51 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Go away you stupid kunt.

That takes care of what I came here to say.
 
2010-04-20 10:20:04 PM  
shirtsbyeric: is Oprah scraping the bottom of the barrel?

That's a horrible thing to say in a Octomom thread.

The images it conjures...
 
2010-04-20 10:28:45 PM  
Eight babies wise, Kate is hotter.
/lines must be drawn
 
2010-04-20 10:34:31 PM  
shirtsbyeric: is Oprah scraping the bottom of the barrel?

To paraphrase Roger Ebert:

An interview with Octomom doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This interview isn't the bottom of the barrel. This interview isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This interview doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
 
2010-04-20 10:35:06 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: Because I feel the exact same way about both of them.

THAT
 
2010-04-20 10:37:09 PM  
I saw Octomom last week on The View. The bottom of the barrel was broken out and a hole dug to the center of the earth.
 
2010-04-20 10:38:03 PM  
In all honesty, and I'm not saying this to piss off the libertarians, honest. I'd rather she be a welfare mom than be successful and get a tv show/paid for her shenanigans. Why? Because if she gets a TV show, you'll get copy cats who think they can get a TV show if they shiat out a litter.


How does everyone else feel about this
 
2010-04-20 10:58:24 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: In all honesty, and I'm not saying this to piss off the libertarians, honest. I'd rather she be a welfare mom than be successful and get a tv show/paid for her shenanigans. Why? Because if she gets a TV show, you'll get copy cats who think they can get a TV show if they shiat out a litter.


How does everyone else feel about this


Honestly between the Duggars (18 kids or some shiat), Jon and Kate must die, err +8, I think Octomom is the copy cat. Since we have celebrities that adopt kids from other countries, I suggest we get celebs from other countries to adopt these 34 kids and then kill off Octo, Kate, and Clown Car Vagina people.

Either way, between TLC and MTV with the teen preggo shows, I'm glad I don't have cable.
 
2010-04-20 11:08:22 PM  
This article says a lot more, such as how despite saying she'd never do a reality show she let the Oprah people in her house 24 hours. And gets most of her cash from the media. Hypocrite much?
 
2010-04-20 11:13:05 PM  
b2e44: I think Octomom is the copy cat.

Definitely. This is the problem I'm looking at: She's a viable copy cat.

Have 8 kids, write your own meal ticket. She demonstrates that the bar is low enough that anyone can do it. It disgusts me.
 
2010-04-20 11:30:24 PM  
Andromeda: This article says a lot more, such as how despite saying she'd never do a reality show she let the Oprah people in her house 24 hours. And gets most of her cash from the media. Hypocrite much?

Unless someone is going to take the kids away, there's a serious support problem there that needs to be dealt with though. The kids aren't going to go away simply because we dislike and disapprove of he "reasoning" that triggered their creation.

She shouldn't get rich but the kids need to be cared for and raised in a healthy, safe environment. That's the conundrum.

/Same could be said about hijackers and hostages.
//Can't get my Internet-tough-guy ruthless thang on tonight.
 
2010-04-21 12:39:03 AM  
She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.
 
2010-04-21 12:48:50 AM  
GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.
 
2010-04-21 01:30:23 AM  
wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.


Your mean.
 
2010-04-21 02:15:15 AM  
bighasbeen: wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.

Your mean.


Don't be such a looser.
 
2010-04-21 02:20:23 AM  
NeedleGuy: bighasbeen: wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.

Your mean.

Don't be such a looser.


For all intensive purposes, we should focus on the topic at hand.
 
2010-04-21 03:50:21 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NeedleGuy: bighasbeen: wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.

Your mean.

Don't be such a looser.

For all intensive purposes, we should focus on the topic at hand.


Irregardless of the grammer?
 
2010-04-21 05:07:32 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: In all honesty, and I'm not saying this to piss off the libertarians, honest. I'd rather she be a welfare mom than be successful and get a tv show/paid for her shenanigans. Why? Because if she gets a TV show, you'll get copy cats who think they can get a TV show if they shiat out a litter.


How does everyone else feel about this


You're saying that welfare doesn't already encourage this?
 
2010-04-21 05:11:19 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: In all honesty, and I'm not saying this to piss off the libertarians, honest. I'd rather she be a welfare mom than be successful and get a tv show/paid for her shenanigans. Why? Because if she gets a TV show, you'll get copy cats who think they can get a TV show if they shiat out a litter.


How does everyone else feel about this


Oh HELL YES! Ball out, all in YES DOOOOO IT biatchES!

I'd LOVE to send that message to every last idiot in the country "all you need to do to be rich and famous is to shiat out 4 herds of kids". Then I can sit back, mock them and vote republican to get rid of welfare.

Our society needs more object lessons.
 
2010-04-21 05:23:12 AM  
Ashelth: Britney Spear's Speculum: In all honesty, and I'm not saying this to piss off the libertarians, honest. I'd rather she be a welfare mom than be successful and get a tv show/paid for her shenanigans. Why? Because if she gets a TV show, you'll get copy cats who think they can get a TV show if they shiat out a litter.


How does everyone else feel about this

Oh HELL YES! Ball out, all in YES DOOOOO IT biatchES!

I'd LOVE to send that message to every last idiot in the country "all you need to do to be rich and famous is to shiat out 4 herds of kids". Then I can sit back, mock them and vote republican to get rid of welfare.

Our society needs more object lessons.


Your newsletter, I would like to subscribe.

I tried to warn people that reality TV would eventually lead to shiat like this.

People doing anything to get famous, short of developing an actual talent, then plastering themselves everywhere touting that what they have is a skill, even if it is just eating bugs or pumping out a ton of babies.

/I miss the days when the only reality show was COPS. I didn't like it, but every dipshiat on the planet wasn't going out of their way to be ON it.
 
2010-04-21 05:23:46 AM  
SnakeMan: You're saying that welfare doesn't already encourage this?

Welfare definitely doesn't discourage this behavior.
 
2010-04-21 05:26:33 AM  
stoli n coke: I tried to warn people that reality TV would eventually lead to shiat like this.

Not to mention it takes away jobs from actors and allows production companies to take advantage of the production crew. All the payout with none of the "risks."
 
2010-04-21 05:34:56 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: Britney Spear's Speculum: Go away you stupid kunt.

Are you referring to Octomom or Oprah. Because I feel the exact same way about both of them.

"I loves Harpo. God knows I do, but I'll kill HIM DEAD 'fore I let him beat me."

Oprah is a total C-word as far as I'm concerned. She's been trashing inner-city youth for years, while funding schools in Africa. That's great. For her.


Oprah Winfrey: Negro Woman of the South (new window)
 
2010-04-21 05:38:50 AM  
Dirty Hot Linker: stoli n coke: I tried to warn people that reality TV would eventually lead to shiat like this.

Not to mention it takes away jobs from actors and allows production companies to take advantage of the production crew. All the payout with none of the "risks."


That's the enabler. I shudder to think that at every studio, there's a room full of good pilot scripts that were passed on in lieu of the next "Help my bratty kids, nanny" or "Let's go to an island and pretend to be natives even though there's a craft service truck nearby" type show.

That's awful, but not nearly as bad as the side effect, which is how easily we assign people celebrity. I think it would be better if I'd never learned who Kim Kardashian, Kate Gosslin, or Snooki were. I honestly feel dumber for knowing that these people exist.

I didn't like "Natural Born Killers" when it came out, but with the current state of TV, it does seem plausible that we're heading there. Between that and "Talk Radio," Oliver Stone must be a psychic.
 
2010-04-21 05:57:53 AM  
mamoru: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NeedleGuy: bighasbeen: wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.

Your mean.

Don't be such a looser.

For all intensive purposes, we should focus on the topic at hand.

Irregardless of the grammer?


Don't you mean grammar?
 
2010-04-21 06:27:20 AM  
Ashelth: Britney Spear's Speculum: In all honesty, and I'm not saying this to piss off the libertarians, honest. I'd rather she be a welfare mom than be successful and get a tv show/paid for her shenanigans. Why? Because if she gets a TV show, you'll get copy cats who think they can get a TV show if they shiat out a litter.


How does everyone else feel about this

Oh HELL YES! Ball out, all in YES DOOOOO IT biatchES!

I'd LOVE to send that message to every last idiot in the country "all you need to do to be rich and famous is to shiat out 4 herds of kids". Then I can sit back, mock them and vote republican to get rid of welfare.

Our society needs more object lessons.


Voting Republican to get rid of "welfare" (in all it's definitions) is like smoking for your health.
 
2010-04-21 06:46:59 AM  
mamoru: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NeedleGuy: bighasbeen: wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.

Your mean.

Don't be such a looser.

For all intensive purposes, we should focus on the topic at hand.

Irregardless of the grammer?

Don't you mean grammar?

Way to grasp the theme there, catran.

I'm sick of people using Octomom as an escape goat.
 
2010-04-21 07:01:15 AM  
I watched the show yesterday. If she is to be believed, Suleman isn't on welfare. She and the children (and the three nannies) are living off the payment that she received appearing in Star magazine("My New Bikini Body!"

After listening to the entire show, I don't think that she is stupid. But she is crazy if she thinks that she can continue as she has up to this point. First and foremost there is no way that she can provide the emotional support that all of those children need as they are growing. But more pressing is that she is going to run out of money soon. And when the kids start getting old enough to climb out of the structures that she has to contain them there will be many more calls to the police. Earlier I had disgust for her and her situation. now I feel kind of sorry for her. This story isn't likely to have a happy ending.
 
2010-04-21 07:20:24 AM  
Fine, I guess I'll have to be the one to heat up this thread...

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2010-04-21 07:27:04 AM  
stitchintime: . First and foremost there is no way that she can provide the emotional support that all of those children need as they are growing

She has 14 kids, that's not too unusual in much of the Middle East and those Muslims grow up to create stable, productive societies.
 
2010-04-21 07:55:25 AM  
Throughout history, the main reason for having a bunch of kids is so that they'd provide for you.
 
2010-04-21 08:51:10 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: How does everyone else feel about this

She should lose her kids to foster care, and be forcibly sterilized then just for good measure air dropped in Sudan. Her kids deserve a chance. In foster care they're almost certainly doomed, which is to say that at least they'll have a chance. If foster parents cannot be found, just leave them in the woods, maybe wolves will adopt them.
 
2010-04-21 09:30:14 AM  
Dear Jerk: Throughout history, the main reason for having a bunch of kids is so that they'd provide for you.

Well, yeah, but you didn't have 16 caring for you. You had like 12 total and about 4-5 caring for you. Half your kids were insurance in case the other half died.

Also you weren't sitting at home doing nothing until you were old and they were grown. As kids, sure they needed to work, but WITH you.
 
2010-04-21 09:41:34 AM  
Octomom needs to fade into obscurity. She's part of what's wrong with America, and we don't need to be reminded of her existance, EVER. I hate you Oprah, get some real guests, or cancel your show. Dealer's choice.
 
2010-04-21 09:47:11 AM  
Well apparently her stance on not cashing in on her kids is NOT preventing her from making the talk show circuit!! Oh, yeah and signing the reality show deal for a production company in Finland.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Go away you stupid kunt.

Couldn't agree more.
 
2010-04-21 09:55:49 AM  
blogs.babble.com

You'd hit it.

...and so would I
 
2010-04-21 10:11:08 AM  
Efferus X: You'd hit it.

...and so would I


KILL IT. WITH FIRE.

Can we please get some eyebleach in here, folks?
 
2010-04-21 10:16:40 AM  
Efferus X: You'd hit it.

...and so would I


Oh, hell yes I would.

With a Louisville Slugger that has been cut in half, bored out, filled with ball bearings and soldered back together.
 
2010-04-21 10:28:06 AM  
Efferus X: You'd hit it.

...and so would I


I'd artificially inseminate it.
 
2010-04-21 10:43:21 AM  
EnemyFrank: mamoru: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NeedleGuy: bighasbeen: wejash: GreenAdder: She also loses points for using the word "their" as a singular.

Their, they're. There just trying to get you goin'.

Your mean.

Don't be such a looser.

For all intensive purposes, we should focus on the topic at hand.

Irregardless of the grammer?

Don't you mean grammar?
Way to grasp the theme there, catran.

I'm sick of people using Octomom as an escape goat.


Don't you mean escaped goat or scrapped goat or scrapple goat, no wait, is it snapple goat? I got it. It is escalator coat!

Yeah, I hate it when people use Octomom as an escargot fort.
I don't think I got the theme yet EnemyFrank, please enlighten me.
 
2010-04-21 10:47:35 AM  
Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman says being known as "Octomom" makes her feel like a "carnival attraction."


It could be due to the clown car you call a vagina.

/obvious
 
2010-04-21 10:49:43 AM  
Efferus X: You'd hit it.

...and so would I


Something something something from the pixels something something shooped
 
2010-04-21 10:49:46 AM  
Alphakronik: Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman says being known as "Octomom" makes her feel like a "carnival attraction."


It could be due to the clown car you call a vagina uterus.

/obvious


She delivered via c-section. I'm pretty sure the vajayjay is factory condition.
 
2010-04-21 11:01:21 AM  
Wasn't her house in foreclosure?
 
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