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2010-04-20 04:32:08 PM  
"I'm the friggin' queen. I don't have time for this shiat."
www.foxnews.com
 
2010-04-20 04:40:36 PM  
The swan escaped from the residence of Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

/better not be obscure
 
2010-04-20 04:50:26 PM  
Prince Phillip?
 
2010-04-20 05:20:58 PM  
So you think you can stop it and spit in its eye?
 
2010-04-20 05:31:46 PM  
bberg: The swan escaped from the residence of Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

/better not be obscure


Hot, like the fuzz.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: So you think you can stop stone it and spit in its eye?

So close.
 
2010-04-20 05:53:55 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: So close.

D'oh!

Clearly, this is why I'm not the go-to music guy.
 
2010-04-20 06:29:53 PM  
I thought he died in 1991?
 
2010-04-20 06:39:19 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: AdolfOliverPanties: So close.

D'oh!

Clearly, this is why I'm not the go-to music guy.


(I thought it was 'stop' too, but apparently not)
 
2010-04-20 06:54:13 PM  
Chariset: (I thought it was 'stop' too, but apparently not)

See, that lyric is clear THERE.
 
2010-04-20 07:20:00 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

It's a PHOENIX, jackasses!
 
2010-04-20 07:49:01 PM  
Chariset: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: AdolfOliverPanties: So close.

D'oh!

Clearly, this is why I'm not the go-to music guy.

(I thought it was 'stop' too, but apparently not)


I thought I heard stop, but then I listned again and clearly heard stone.
 
2010-04-20 07:50:58 PM  
The Queen has the right to ownership of all swans in the UK. Removal requires royal approval.

Really?
 
2010-04-20 07:52:04 PM  
The Queen has the right to ownership of all swans in the UK. Removal requires royal approval.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you monarchy.
 
2010-04-20 08:24:32 PM  
A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.

Being so caught up,

So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?
 
2010-04-20 08:25:41 PM  
It's about time they got rid of Camilla.
 
2010-04-20 08:27:52 PM  
Roll on thunder, shine on lightning
The days are long and the nights are frightenin'
Nothing matters anyway,
And that's the hell of it.
Winter comes and the winds blew colder
While some grew wiser, you just grew older
And you never listened anyway,
And that's the hell of it.
Good for nothing, bad in bed
Nobody likes you and you're better off dead
Goodbye, we've all come to say goodbye (goodbye)
Goodbye (goodbye)
Born defeated, died in vain
Super-destructive, you were hooked on pain
Though your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone
If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you
I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too.
Love yourself as you loved no other
Be no man's fool and be no man's brother
We're all born to die alone, you know, that's the hell of it.
Life's a game where they're bound to beat you
And time's a trick it can turn to cheat you
And we only waste it anyway,
And that's the hell of it.
Good for nothing, bad in bed
Nobody liked you and you're better off dead
Goodbye, we've all come to say goodbye (goodbye)
Goodbye (goodbye)
Born defeated, died in vain
Super-destructive, you were hooked on pain
And though your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone


/obscure
 
2010-04-20 08:28:20 PM  
I don't believe I've heard Freddy Mercury referred to that way before

/wait, what?
 
2010-04-20 08:29:09 PM  
Why not take the swan, dump it at Buckingham Palace and let the Queen deal with it? If royalty accuses the rowers of removal, they can say that they are not removing but simply relocating...or better yet, returning it back to its proper owner.
 
2010-04-20 08:31:19 PM  
 
2010-04-20 08:31:57 PM  
i235.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-20 08:33:20 PM  
We had a swan that was attacking us at our front door. Our landscaper walked up it grabbed it by the beak and walked it to the river. Gave it a little kick off and it never bothered us again.
 
2010-04-20 08:33:31 PM  
whenever i'm feeling dissatisfied with the fine U S of A, good old fark is always right there with an article from the nanny state. This made me smile, thanks subby
 
2010-04-20 08:33:46 PM  
She's definitely under pressure.
 
2010-04-20 08:35:59 PM  
Chariset: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: AdolfOliverPanties: So close.

D'oh!

Clearly, this is why I'm not the go-to music guy.

(I thought it was 'stop' too, but apparently not)


As did I and I came here to post that. Don't worry, Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener. You are my go to bad movie guy.
 
2010-04-20 08:39:02 PM  
 
2010-04-20 08:40:02 PM  
www.cswap.com
 
2010-04-20 08:41:21 PM  
realityglitch.files.wordpress.com
/perhaps the swan you're looking for?
 
2010-04-20 08:46:05 PM  
www.pollsb.com

/Perhaps this Swan?
//Hot.
 
2010-04-20 08:46:20 PM  
www.virginmedia.com
 
2010-04-20 08:47:12 PM  
Sneakytoes: A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.

Being so caught up,

So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?


Is this a poem about a girl being raped by a duck? And is this the perp?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-04-20 08:48:30 PM  
gaylondontravel.com
 
2010-04-20 08:49:09 PM  
Zeus making trouble again?
 
2010-04-20 08:51:27 PM  
I bet it's a descendant of the one that was there when I served a term of rowing in college in 19(mumble) ... aggressive beasts.

Peterhouse college (new window) has a royal permit to cook them and serve them for high table, maybe they could take care of it?
 
2010-04-20 08:51:41 PM  
And this is why I love having a monarchy.
 
2010-04-20 08:52:20 PM  
russlar: It's about time they got rid of Camilla.

*shakes tiny fist*

came for...leaving...etc
 
2010-04-20 08:53:22 PM  
FlyingPenguini: /perhaps the swan you're looking for?

Took me a sec to realize what that pic was of....

\probably doesn't help that I didn't see the movie yet
 
2010-04-20 08:53:33 PM  
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Prince Phillip?

Prince Charles is the demented spawn.
 
2010-04-20 08:55:19 PM  
Swans are aggressive bastards by nature. Do not fark with them, they will shred your ass.
 
2010-04-20 08:58:15 PM  
bberg: The swan escaped from the residence of Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

/better not be obscure


P.I. Staker? Piss taker? Come on!
 
2010-04-20 08:58:54 PM  
achtungbitte.files.wordpress.com
Just tell that swan what for.
 
2010-04-20 08:59:28 PM  
 
2010-04-20 09:00:58 PM  
Armadilloscarryleprosy: bberg: The swan escaped from the residence of Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

/better not be obscure

P.I. Staker? Piss taker? Come on!


Yep, about as obscure as Patrick Edward Dofile.

/I would laugh my ass off if someone actually had that name.
 
2010-04-20 09:01:01 PM  
The last birdbrain died in a car accident.
 
2010-04-20 09:10:00 PM  
Hitting them with a broom also works.
 
2010-04-20 09:15:19 PM  
austin_millbarge, bravo. Rare pic that just makes me laugh in context.

/ 20 internets to whomever can make that pic into "WTF is this shiat." It screams for it.
 
2010-04-20 09:15:54 PM  
WHITE KNIGHT WATERFOUL CREW ASSEMBLE!
 
2010-04-20 09:23:21 PM  
oops that's just me. *strikes a kung fu pose*
 
2010-04-20 09:24:28 PM  
Someone send in Jimmy Carter.
 
2010-04-20 09:25:40 PM  
FriarReb98: It's a PHOENIX, jackasses!

Really? I thought that was a griffin.
 
2010-04-20 09:29:52 PM  
Panty Sniffer: As did I and I came here to post that. Don't worry, Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener. You are my go to bad movie guy.

*fistbump*

Heh, thank ya kindly - I'll hopefully throw out some bad movie recommendations juuuuust a bit better than I can lyrics!

Hell, I'm the guy who misheard "What made them so vi-o-lent?" in Weezer's Buddy Holly as "What made them sew by your love?"

:-/
 
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