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(Washington Post)   Manual of Afghan Jihad details terror steps   ( divider line
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2777 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Oct 2001 at 4:10 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-01 04:14:48 PM  
Step 1. jump off sears tower.
2001-10-01 04:15:30 PM  
This is a pretty poor excuse for an article... Shoulda used mine, that'll teach yer!
2001-10-01 04:16:19 PM  
Step 2. Blame America for our grinding poverty and horribly twisted relion based government.
2001-10-01 04:16:29 PM  
Step 2. Blame America for our grinding poverty and horribly twisted religion based government.
2001-10-01 04:18:34 PM  
I heard you the first time!
2001-10-01 04:22:32 PM  
well hopefully this will shut up the tree huggers and hippies that trip out with "baby killers" and "big brother" all the time.

If i see an "anti war" protest in my area, i'm off to costco for a few hundred dozen eggs.
2001-10-01 04:23:19 PM  
Sorry, sorry

(best said with a slightly detached british accent)
2001-10-01 04:26:08 PM  
Ah the british accent, i know it well!
2001-10-01 04:29:03 PM  
Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
2001-10-01 04:31:56 PM  
Step 4: You killed kenny! you Bastards!
2001-10-01 04:40:10 PM  
It comes as an 11 volume set? That, in and of itself, is pretty scary.
2001-10-01 04:57:09 PM  
These farkers can read?

Step 5: Bomb the Taliban into tiny pieces.

Step 6: True terrorism: Introduce Mormonism to Afghanistan
2001-10-01 05:05:48 PM  
step 7: stop aggrop from giving the mormons ideas.
2001-10-01 05:12:58 PM  

2001-10-01 06:46:17 PM  
Step 8: Go to the state of Mississippi and shout aggressive stupid comments about race, toward people darker than you are.

Step 9: Try to roll with the punches. I makes it less pain full.
2001-10-02 01:50:41 AM  
Send in the Scientologists.....
2001-10-02 10:55:50 AM  
Step 10: There is no Step 10

Step 11: See Step 10
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