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(CBC)   That Winnipeg high school teacher who simulated oral sex on a fellow teacher during a school dance competition might want to pursue that skill professionally now that they're both officially out of jobs   (cbc.ca) divider line 67
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2010-04-19 11:38:26 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-04-20 12:15:26 AM
She could lose an eye?
 
2010-04-20 12:15:48 AM
These two again?
bighollywood.breitbart.com
 
2010-04-20 12:16:08 AM
She doesn't swallow?
 
2010-04-20 12:17:11 AM
I could have sworn this has happened recently? Will they never learn?
 
2010-04-20 12:17:17 AM
they were just trying to act kewl in front of the other kids
 
2010-04-20 12:19:18 AM
wasn't this greenlighted before?

Sure, it was a really really dumb stupid act to do in a school gym in front of kids,
but should they really have been let go for it?



p.s. i think it would've been super hilarious if the guy waved his hand infront of his nose and yelled "i think she has a fish factory in her pants!!" after he "went down on" her.
 
2010-04-20 12:20:04 AM
fracas: She doesn't swallow?

From the picture it looked like a black male was going down on a white female. Both dressed as cheerleaders for some reason.
 
2010-04-20 12:20:13 AM
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5056677

This is a repeat. In fact, I think the above link was also a repeat. So this is a threepeat. Or something.
 
2010-04-20 12:20:25 AM
Lap dance
Lap dance, for love
Yes it's my lap dance
For romance
Tonight
 
2010-04-20 12:21:33 AM
...the Guess Who male teachers suck, the Jets were lousy anyway...
 
2010-04-20 12:21:38 AM
For Christ's sake...

TEACHERS -- DO NOT TALK ABOUT, SIMULATE, OR DEMONSTRATE SEX ACTS TO YOUR STUDENTS. TALK ABOUT PUPPIES. OR FLOWERS. OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEX.

AND STAY THE HELL OFF FACEBOOK, YOUTUBE AND MYSPACE.

/This has been a PSA from the department of common sense.
 
2010-04-20 12:21:55 AM
Repeat, not that there's anything wrong with repeating this act.
 
2010-04-20 12:22:36 AM
Deja vu *again !?!
 
2010-04-20 12:27:11 AM
powhound: I could have sworn this has happened recently? Will they never learn?

FTA, suspended on March 2. Yes, it is old.
 
2010-04-20 12:28:00 AM
no.. not a repeat.. it should be follow up as more information was released today.
 
2010-04-20 12:28:04 AM
Panty Sniffer: fracas: She doesn't swallow?

From the picture it looked like a black male was going down on a white female. Both dressed as cheerleaders for some reason.


Does this mean I was right?

/Bags of sand.
 
2010-04-20 12:28:16 AM
Wait, teacher on teacher action instead of teacher on student action? Yep, they're doing it wrong... for Fark.
 
2010-04-20 12:31:12 AM
This greened a month or so back.
 
2010-04-20 12:31:18 AM
Unless it's on someone really young, oral is never a bad thing, I've been known to both give and receive at times.

/just my lame opinion
//DNR this particular article
/// Turned in the guy at the tire shop though when he asked to give when I was 8 yrs old (talk about feeling really icky)
 
2010-04-20 12:39:05 AM
we must at all costs protect the innocent minds of the youth. I mean surely sex of any sort has never crossed these teens minds, we can't be having the teachers give them IDEAS.
 
2010-04-20 12:41:00 AM
What's the big deal regarding swallowing? Seriously. What?
 
2010-04-20 12:42:28 AM
At one point, the male teacher simulates oral sex by bobbing his head several times near the woman's genitals.

...well for one his method could go wrong. They should be reinstated; clearly they were sparring and this was a mock HBHITBASH.
 
2010-04-20 12:44:22 AM
Including follow-ups, I think this is the fourth or fifth greenlight for this.

With all the teacher stories involving actual coitus that are only treated to one greenlight, if that, I don't understand the fascination with this one.
 
2010-04-20 12:45:46 AM
Vangor: At one point, the male teacher simulates oral sex by bobbing his head several times near the woman's genitals.

...well for one his method could go wrong. They should be reinstated; clearly they were sparring and this was a mock HBHITBASH.


Trying to move that "thing" out of the way?
 
2010-04-20 12:52:43 AM
Isn't this round 3?
 
2010-04-20 12:52:48 AM
He fixes the cable?...
 
2010-04-20 12:54:08 AM
This isn't a repeat from like six months ago is it.

/Clicks on link
//Yes it is...
 
2010-04-20 12:54:29 AM
HelenKellersFingers profile just took ???? many hits?
 
2010-04-20 12:56:21 AM
Have they been watching Python too much?
www.intriguing.com
 
2010-04-20 12:56:27 AM
RayD8: HelenKellersFingers profile just took ???? many hits?

*raises hand*

/left disappoint
 
2010-04-20 12:59:54 AM
They thought THAT was a good idea??? What shiatty judgement.
 
2010-04-20 01:00:49 AM
Notabunny, is that a younger version of the guy from the Denny's commercials on the left in your pic?
 
2010-04-20 01:04:58 AM
Again?
 
2010-04-20 01:09:54 AM
It's not a repeat, it's a follow-up.

The act happened months ago, and was reported then. The final meetings about their consequences just happened.

"Contract not renewed."



//Oh, but the students who taped it were disciplined right away for using cell phones on school property.
///No I'm not kidding.
 
2010-04-20 01:10:45 AM
HelenKellersFingers: What's the big deal regarding swallowing? Seriously. What?

It's not as messy.
 
2010-04-20 01:13:23 AM
In the interim, she will be away from the classroom on sick leave under the terms of the collective agreement teachers have with the division

so, oral sex makes you sick? i knew it.
 
2010-04-20 01:27:26 AM
HelenKellersFingers: What's the big deal regarding swallowing? Seriously. What?

really?
 
2010-04-20 01:27:58 AM
Didn't this happen 6 weeks ago?
 
2010-04-20 01:29:01 AM
Honestly the whole lap dance thing was kind of silly but you can't be a teacher and simulate eating another teacher out. Why the guy thought that was a good idea is beyond me.
 
2010-04-20 01:41:14 AM
I remember this, I think I read about it on Fark.
 
2010-04-20 02:25:17 AM
Wow... that's some really poor decision making. One of the article comments said it best:

"I think this issue is complicated, but the bottom line for me is this:

Is our society too freaked out by sex? Yes
Is what they did so terrible? No
But should these teachers have been fired? ...Yes

I just don't understand how they possibly could have thought they could get away with this. When I read about this, I thought people were overreacting, but upon watching the video (yeah I admit it!), it was extremely over the top. They shouldn't be fired because of what happened, but because of the judgment they had in doing it."
 
2010-04-20 02:38:34 AM
If I understand how the world works, their best bet is to move to Phoenix and try teaching there.
 
2010-04-20 03:42:00 AM
OldScotch: Including follow-ups, I think this is the fourth or fifth greenlight for this.

With all the teacher stories involving actual coitus that are only treated to one greenlight, if that, I don't understand the fascination with this one.


It's extremely rare on Fark for a teacher to display a sexual interest in someone other than a student. When you're exposed to so many perv teachers on Fark, regular adult sexuality in teachers is unusual and notable.

Also, there's video.
 
2010-04-20 04:00:30 AM
Guess what the kids aren't simulating? Good ol' moral standards.
 
2010-04-20 05:35:32 AM
secularsage: For Christ's sake...

TEACHERS -- DO NOT TALK ABOUT, SIMULATE, OR DEMONSTRATE SEX ACTS TO YOUR STUDENTS. TALK ABOUT PUPPIES. OR FLOWERS. OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEX.

AND STAY THE HELL OFF FACEBOOK, YOUTUBE AND MYSPACE.


Don't go into any profession that involves working with children.

/This has been a PSA from the department of common sense.

//Slightly altered
 
2010-04-20 06:41:23 AM
mavrickatubc: ...the Guess Who male teachers suck, the Jets were lousy anyway...

The Weakerthans FTW!

/I think every major Canadian city should have a similar song
 
2010-04-20 06:42:21 AM
I just simulated interest in this story, and did a poor job of it.
 
2010-04-20 06:53:33 AM
I'm guessing that they didn't intend for their simulation to be taken seriously, as they were only being silly and trying for a few laughs.
 
2010-04-20 07:43:39 AM
Panty Sniffer: fracas: She doesn't swallow?

From the picture it looked like a black male was going down on a white female. Both dressed as cheerleaders for some reason.


Your first sentence is how you know it was a simulation.
 
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