Hail to the king, baby.

Groovy headline.

gray on grey?
dull weather in GBR.

I blame Lord Foul.

Dinkbreath: gray on grey?
dull weather in GBR.

Grey, monotonous

Neel before Thor.

Now if only a giant tooth paste cloud would descend over Britain.

Zod. I would kneel.

But I'm more embarrassed about my spelling.

I'm glad the nanny state has something to worry about, lest the Brits figure out they don't need a nanny.

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Neel before Thor.

as you wish

If this farks up my Ibiza trip I am going to be a grumpy gumpy.

/just sayin'

I think the situation is all the more frustrating because the skies are so clear (reporting from North Yorkshire - it's hella windy and clear blue skies, as well as friggin' cold) and there's no sign of this "ash" on the ground like one might expect.

/Have no idea whether my Thursday morning flight out of Manchester to Vienna is a go/no go and probably won't know until Wednesday night. Ugh. So much for planning.

Not only are the skies blue, but the lack of contrails here in London make them especially and unusually clear.

Porcelina

Check out www.seat61.com - you may well be able to get a sleeper train service down to Vienna, if you can get across to Paris somehow.

I drove from London to North Germany because I had to be at work and the airlines were closed.... Now its cold and rainy in Hamburg and pleasant and sunny in london.

Good call on my part.

Anyone stuck in London want a beer? My holiday was cancelled but I can't be arsed going into work. It's only 11am, pubs are opening!!

I actually considered doing all the touristy stuff that being a resident here I take for granted and never do, guessing that with no new influx of tourists they'd all be empty, so no queues.

I just saw a plane flying over head, I don't think I've ever stared at a plane flying over head and looked closely at the contrails before, because it seemed slightly odd.

Also let me join the chorus of people loving the weather, it's a lovely day today, which is why I don't fancy doing nothing.

Isn't there a London Fark party coming up? If things don't improve much all the stranded might be able to attend anyway. Then again if they don't improve people from without might not be able to make it anyway.

Slaxl: Isn't there a London Fark party coming up?

24th

Liverpool reporting in, nice sunny day, clear blue sky. Stereotypes fail again!

Will this effect future episodes of Top Gear?

shame a nuclear cloud doesn't fall on the US... could use the giggle... nothing like americans poking fun at the british, which is like poking fun at themselves.

Americans world policy was englands world policy back in 1800's.. good job ! police the world, as your country falls apart... more poverty in america than some third world countries ;)

america the new england, with bigger dicks at the helm

i'm not anti american, since it involves every country bar america... it's obviously the standard norm unless you're american.

the land of more floride in the water supply in order to make sure they don't need dentists - creating problems further down the line.

quick invent an eating disorder or anti depre.. too late america already had them copyrighted years ago

Weather here in the east midlands is lovely today, as well.

However, this ash situation needs resolving. I'm going to be very grumpy if I can't get to the US next week. :(

deplorable: i'm not anti american, since it involves every country bar america... it's obviously the standard norm unless you're american.

the land of more floride in the water supply in order to make sure they don't need dentists - creating problems further down the line.

quick invent an eating disorder or anti depre.. too late america already had them copyrighted years ago

Go back to your ASBO riddled pikey infested island.

lilplatinum: deplorable: i'm not anti american, since it involves every country bar america... it's obviously the standard norm unless you're american.

the land of more floride in the water supply in order to make sure they don't need dentists - creating problems further down the line.

quick invent an eating disorder or anti depre.. too late america already had them copyrighted years ago

Go back to your ASBO riddled pikey infested island.

He sounds like mstd on speed.

So we're having more bodies at the Fark party on Saturday? Excellent.

As someone who was supposed to be in the UK teaching class this week, I'm getting a kick...

[rescheduled for a Saturday flight, but, who knows?]

Iron Man 2 premiere moved from London to LA because of the volcanic ash cloud. Leading to two thoughts:

1. Moving from London to LA because of better visibility. Are they farking joking?



2. If only there were some sort of super hero capable of doing something.

I was supposed to be flying to Paris on the 15th. Now we are just wishing we can get out by the 22nd.

:(

When the volcano named Jyvokcjacakjawayahshiat blew two hundred years ago, it didn't stop for two years.

I'd say the transatlantic cruise ship industry is going to do well for a couple of years.

Periodic Disorder: Liverpool reporting in, nice sunny day, clear blue sky.

Plus the wind on your face from all the broken windows.

Stereotypes fail again!

;-P

Jacobin: When the volcano named Jyvokcjacakjawayahshiat blew two hundred years ago, it didn't stop for two years.

I'd say the transatlantic cruise ship industry is going to do well for a couple of years.

Nah. Some dumbfark is going to hit an iceberg again, and that'll ruin that, too.

deplorable: shame a nuclear cloud doesn't fall on the US... could use the giggle... nothing like americans poking fun at the british, which is like poking fun at themselves.

Why? We've had volcanoes. We grow them domestically.

Source of new ash cloud found!



Happy 4/20.

I said it in another thread, I'll say it again. I keep hearing the news programs say "ass clown". As in: "A new ASS CLOWN headed for the UK means London's airports may not be able to open". Have fun not hearing that now. BWAHAHAHAHA!

C'mon, you really wanna be flying?

Pick: Will this effect future episodes of Top Gear?

I hope so.

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

NittLion78: C'mon, you really wanna be flying?

I didn't realize Kevin Smith was losing his hair...

Is this another thread where we try to brag about our vacations that were put on hold?

So yeah, I was totally supposed to be flying into London on Emirates to meet my hot Icelandic super model girlfriend.